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Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Finn: "That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate. Saving what we love." ROSE TICo, THE LAST JEDI <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/174956298156/ask-the-toy-box-matt-ruins-your-shit" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://ask-the-toy-box.tumblr.com/post/174955526780/matt-ruins-your-shit-starwars-wednesday" class="tumblr_blog">ask-the-toy-box</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/174851616011/starwars-wednesday-wisdom-the-worst-line-in-any" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://starwars.tumblr.com/post/174849006208/wednesday-wisdom" class="tumblr_blog">starwars</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wednesday Wisdom.</p></blockquote> <p>The worst line in any movie ever</p> </blockquote> <p>She should have hit the big lazer thing instead, better ending.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re right that would have been a much better ending and the character wouldn’t be as hated. </p><p>1.) She still would have sacrificed herself to save Finn but would have died stopping or stalling the first order instead of dying for literally no reason while almost killing the person she was trying to save. It was like shooting someone to stop them from jumping off a bridge…very stupid.</p><p>2.) We wouldn’t have had to hear that stupid fortune cookie “wisdom” that makes absolutely zero logical sense at all. Neither in the context of the fight between good and evil or in the context of what she did. Fighting what you hate and saving what you love are not only not mutually exclusive but in a fucking war both are a necessity.</p><p>3.) She would have had a moment where she lived up to her sisters heroic example of sacrifice from the beginning of the movie.</p><p>4.) That way it’s not like Rose got Luke killed and endangered the entire resistance just to save Finn. She at least would sacrifice herself instead of others and then dying herself anyway. </p><p>5.) You still could have done the ending with Luke that way as well. Although you should not have killed Luke off in this movie. If their goal was to kill off one of the three older characters in each movie it made way more sense for Leia to die in this one. At this point she’s much less relevant to the plot than Luke who still has more to teach Rey. Now they have to figure out how to kill off Leia now that Carrie Fisher is dead. She died before this was released it would have been easy to edit out her marry poppins moment and do some pickups. Her role in the rest of the movie wasn’t major. And then edit out Luke’s terrible death and used Mark Hamill (who killed it in the movie despite hating the script) in the third movie…and then saved his death for the third. The force presence thing was cool, it killing him from exhaustion is lame. Then that way if the fans are upset there was no Luke lightsaber duel you could do it in the third.</p><p>That’s a much fucking better movie</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah that line just made no sense whatsoever. Your fucking sister died sacrificing herself for a greater cause and that’s exactly what Finn was doing. It’s also what Holdo did and was commended for. Why are you suddenly acting like it’s a bad thing?</p>
Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Finn: "That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting
 what we hate. Saving what we love."
 ROSE TICo,
 THE LAST JEDI
<p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/174956298156/ask-the-toy-box-matt-ruins-your-shit" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://ask-the-toy-box.tumblr.com/post/174955526780/matt-ruins-your-shit-starwars-wednesday" class="tumblr_blog">ask-the-toy-box</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/174851616011/starwars-wednesday-wisdom-the-worst-line-in-any" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p>

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<blockquote><p>Wednesday Wisdom.</p></blockquote>
<p>The worst line in any movie ever</p>
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<p>She should have hit the big lazer thing instead, better ending.</p>
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<p>You’re right that would have been a much better ending and the character wouldn’t be as hated. </p><p>1.) She still would have sacrificed herself to save Finn but would have died stopping or stalling the first order instead of dying for literally no reason while almost killing the person she was trying to save. It was like shooting someone to stop them from jumping off a bridge…very stupid.</p><p>2.) We wouldn’t have had to hear that stupid fortune cookie “wisdom” that makes absolutely zero logical sense at all. Neither in the context of the fight between good and evil or in the context of what she did. Fighting what you hate and saving what you love are not only not mutually exclusive but in a fucking war both are a necessity.</p><p>3.) She would have had a moment where she lived up to her sisters heroic example of sacrifice from the beginning of the movie.</p><p>4.) That way it’s not like Rose got Luke killed and endangered the entire resistance just to save Finn. She at least would sacrifice herself instead of others and then dying herself anyway. </p><p>5.) You still could have done the ending with Luke that way as well. Although you should not have killed Luke off in this movie. If their goal was to kill off one of the three older characters in each movie it made way more sense for Leia to die in this one. At this point she’s much less relevant to the plot than Luke who still has more to teach Rey. Now they have to figure out how to kill off Leia now that Carrie Fisher is dead. She died before this was released it would have been easy to edit out her marry poppins moment and do some pickups. Her role in the rest of the movie wasn’t major. And then edit out Luke’s terrible death and used Mark Hamill (who killed it in the movie despite hating the script) in the third movie…and then saved his death for the third. The force presence thing was cool, it killing him from exhaustion is lame. Then that way if the fans are upset there was no Luke lightsaber duel you could do it in the third.</p><p>That’s a much fucking better movie</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah that line just made no sense whatsoever. Your fucking sister died sacrificing herself for a greater cause and that’s exactly what Finn was doing. It’s also what Holdo did and was commended for. Why are you suddenly acting like it’s a bad thing?</p>

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Apparently, Children, and Dumb: b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie No one seriously believes that Melania Trump wrote this, right? Melania Trump@FLOTUS I see the media is working overtime speculating where l am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people! 12:57 PM 30 May 18 <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/174744636254/abelpj-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://abelpj.tumblr.com/post/174742616021/siryouarebeingmocked-oppress-everyone-for-fun" class="tumblr_blog">abelpj</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174741140781/oppress-everyone-for-fun-callmegoddess618" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://oppress-everyone-for-fun.tumblr.com/post/174440849062/callmegoddess618-between-this-and-the" class="tumblr_blog">oppress-everyone-for-fun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://callmegoddess618.tumblr.com/post/174417082284/between-this-and-the-outpatient-surgery-that" class="tumblr_blog">callmegoddess618</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Between this and the outpatient surgery that somehow required her to be kept overnight in the hospital, I want to know what he did to her. </p> <p>I’m serious. I’ve seen their interactions. She regularly wears oversize sunglasses (perfect for hiding black eyes). Her surgery was one that people recover from fully in days and is usually an outpatient procedure but they kept her overnight and yet she hasn’t been seen since then. </p> <p>He defends domestic abusers regularly. His ex wives have accused him of sexual assault regularly. And all this is happening after the Stormy Daniels news came out. What did he do to her? </p> </blockquote> <p>Zero proof fuck off you women haters</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s apparently entirely impossible for Melania Trump to be kept overnight for observation after surgery. Or to be happy in her marriage.</p> <p><i>&gt; She regularly wears oversize sunglasses (perfect for hiding black eyes). </i></p> <p>They’re also good at <b>keeping the sun out of your eyes</b>. I wore my pair of big shades earlier today. I guess Trump abuses me too.</p> <p><i>&gt;He defends domestic abusers regularly. </i></p> <p>Ciiiitation needed?</p> <p><i>&gt; His ex wives have accused him of sexual assault regularly. </i></p> <p>Accusations are not evidence.</p> <p><i>&gt; And all this is happening after the Stormy Daniels news came out. </i></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-width="512"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd272bd848eafcf5274871325d9fd8f0/tumblr_inline_p9q64ajW4e1sps4wz_540.png" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-width="512"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is gross. These people are probably foaming at the mouth at the idea that Trump hurt Melania so that it proves just how evil he is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Why does the left suddenly care about Melania? I thought she was just a dumb trophy wife?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>There is just too much yikes in this post to process. Starting with all of those heavily unsubstantiated claims by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mzLkbvJsgNkB1060sS2TQ5Q">@callmegoddess618</a> I don’t like Trump but damn y’all are reaching</p>
Apparently, Children, and Dumb: b-boy bouiebaisse
 @jbouie
 No one seriously believes that
 Melania Trump wrote this, right?
 Melania Trump@FLOTUS
 I see the media is working overtime
 speculating where l am & what I'm doing. Rest
 assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my
 family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf
 of children & the American people!
 12:57 PM 30 May 18
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/174744636254/abelpj-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://abelpj.tumblr.com/post/174742616021/siryouarebeingmocked-oppress-everyone-for-fun" class="tumblr_blog">abelpj</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174741140781/oppress-everyone-for-fun-callmegoddess618" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://oppress-everyone-for-fun.tumblr.com/post/174440849062/callmegoddess618-between-this-and-the" class="tumblr_blog">oppress-everyone-for-fun</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://callmegoddess618.tumblr.com/post/174417082284/between-this-and-the-outpatient-surgery-that" class="tumblr_blog">callmegoddess618</a>:</p>
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<p>Between this and the outpatient surgery that somehow required her to be kept overnight in the hospital, I want to know what he did to her. </p>
<p>I’m serious. I’ve seen their interactions. She regularly wears oversize sunglasses (perfect for hiding black eyes). Her surgery was one that people recover from fully in days and is usually an outpatient procedure but they kept her overnight and yet she hasn’t been seen since then. </p>
<p>He defends domestic abusers regularly. His ex wives have accused him of sexual assault regularly. And all this is happening after the Stormy Daniels news came out. What did he do to her? </p>
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<p>Zero proof fuck off you women haters</p>
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<p>It’s apparently entirely impossible for Melania Trump to be kept overnight for observation after surgery. Or to be happy in her marriage.</p>
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She regularly wears oversize sunglasses (perfect for hiding black eyes).

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<p>They’re also good at <b>keeping the sun out of your eyes</b>. I wore my pair of big shades earlier today. I guess Trump abuses me too.</p>
<p><i>&gt;He defends domestic abusers regularly. 

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<p>Ciiiitation needed?</p>
<p><i>&gt;

His ex wives have accused him of sexual assault regularly. 

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<p>Accusations are not evidence.</p>
<p><i>&gt;

And all this is happening after the Stormy Daniels news came out. 

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<p>This is gross. These people are probably foaming at the mouth at the idea that Trump hurt Melania so that it proves just how evil he is. </p>
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<p>Why does the left suddenly care about Melania? I thought she was just a dumb trophy wife?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>There is just too much yikes in this post to process. Starting with all of those heavily unsubstantiated claims by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mzLkbvJsgNkB1060sS2TQ5Q">@callmegoddess618</a>  I don’t like Trump but damn y’all are reaching</p>

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