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Ass, Future, and Puppies: A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate? Meirl
Ass, Future, and Puppies: A person with
 school degre
 ust a hi
 Harambe x10
 and it comes back
 around and kills you
 A trolly that is
 carrying 300 puppys
 An infinite
 amount of
 Your mother
 watches
 eople
 Some boring
 road
 1/2 chance
 + a bomb
 at the end
 harambes killer
 multiplying and
 going down all
 aths
 297,025,271 babies that are
 vital for the earths future.
 They are ugly
 thoug
 You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly
 unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high
 school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If
 he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a
 bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10
 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel
 down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths
 future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel
 down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a
 boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road.
 Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but
 she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school
 graduate?
Meirl

Meirl

Ass, Dank, and Future: A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate? Meirl by Martin21 MORE MEMES
Ass, Dank, and Future: A person with
 school degre
 ust a hi
 Harambe x10
 and it comes back
 around and kills you
 A trolly that is
 carrying 300 puppys
 An infinite
 amount of
 Your mother
 watches
 eople
 Some boring
 road
 1/2 chance
 + a bomb
 at the end
 harambes killer
 multiplying and
 going down all
 aths
 297,025,271 babies that are
 vital for the earths future.
 They are ugly
 thoug
 You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly
 unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high
 school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If
 he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a
 bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10
 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel
 down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths
 future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel
 down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a
 boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road.
 Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but
 she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school
 graduate?
Meirl by Martin21
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Meirl by Martin21 MORE MEMES

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Crying, Head, and Kkk: It's just a tattoo," he says, when the silence goes on so long that we have nearly
 fallen over the edge of it into a pit of black nothingness. "It's not as if I came home
 and said I'd got someone pregnant.
 It seems to me, unhinged by shock, that this might have been the better option.
 His father says, "Where?"
 "On my arm," he says, and touches his bicep through his shirt.
 His lovely shoulder.
 For three days, I can't speak to my son. I can hardly bear to look at him. I decide
 this is rational. The last thing we need, I think, is an explosion of white-hot words
 that
 In any case, I'm not even sure what it is I want to say. In my mind's eye I stand
 there, a bitter old woman with pursed lips wringing my black-gloved hands. He's
 done the one thing that I've said for years, please d
 upset me if you did this. And now it's happened. So there's nothing left to say
 everyone carries around for the rest of their lives, e
 ngraved on their hearts.
 on't do this. It would really
 So I cry instead. I have a lump in my throat that stops me from eating. I feel as if
 someone has died. I keep thinking of his skin, his precious skin, inked like a pig
 carcasS
 My husband asks, "Have you seen it yet?"
 I shake my head. Like a child, I am hoping that if I keep my eyes tightly shut the
 whole thing will disappear
 It's his body," he says gently. "His choice.
 But what if he wants to be a lawyer?
 A lawyer?
 "Or an accountant."
 He'll be wearing a suit. No one will ever know. And he doesn't want to be a
 I know. I know
 tifalockharts
 this article about some woman's 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a
 tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today
 tifalockharts
 On day three, still in a fog of misery, I say to him, "Shall we talk?"
 We sit down with cups of coffee. I open my mouth to speak and end up crying
 instead. I say, "You couldn't have done anything to hurt me more."
 job I don't even want. I say, "But you're not. You're different. I will never look at
 you in the same way again. It's a visceral feeling. Maybe because I'm your mother
 All those years of looking after your body-taking you to the dentist and making
 you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and
 cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your
 skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you'd lost your arm in a car accident, I
 would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better
 But this -this is desecration. And I hate it."
 'M SHRIEKING
 regretityet
 You guys.
 gutmeats
 The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
 pack up the moon and dismantle the sun.
 What the fuck
 mustlearntoadult
 SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE
 wepon
 a classi
 doctorangelpenguin
 As I was reading this I kept waiting for the tattoo to be revealed as like a nazi
 symbol or some racist shit like for the kkk of something but nope..... She was
 just THAT hurt by ink
 lilaccoloursplash
 You left out the BEST part-stand, a lone tyrannosaurus, bellowing at a world i
 don't understand."
 spontaneoustornadoes
 This woman's writing skills holy fuck
 Source: elsas #give them to me #that stars moon sun quote? raw as F U C K
 49,991 notes
I thought it was satire. It wasnt.

I thought it was satire. It wasnt.