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Funny, Head, and Saw: lost, damaged or stolen
If you are hearing impaired, before boarding, please advise
the ride attendant.
You will get wet - possibly soaked on this ride
Stay seated, face forward, keep head, arms and legs inside
ride at all times.
Riders must possess at least one naturally fully formed
and functioning arm with the ability to be flexed at the elbow
and a minimum of three full fingers with the ability to hold on.
Riders must possess at least one naturally fully formed
and functioning leg with a foot.
Acces ramp to your right (Flash Pass entrance).
Rider Responsibility
There are inherent risks in the participation in or on any amusement ride
or attraction. Patrons have a duty to exercise good judgement and act
in a responsible manner while participating on the ride or attraction
and to obey all oral and/or written warnings.
Patrons also have a duty to properly use all ride or attraction
safety equipment provided.
An actual warning sign I saw at the amusement park
![Funny, Head, and Saw: lost, damaged or stolen
If you are hearing impaired, before boarding, please advise
the ride attendant.
You will get wet - possibly soaked on this ride
Stay seated, face forward, keep head, arms and legs inside
ride at all times.
Riders must possess at least one naturally fully formed
and functioning arm with the ability to be flexed at the elbow
and a minimum of three full fingers with the ability to hold on.
Riders must possess at least one naturally fully formed
and functioning leg with a foot.
Acces ramp to your right (Flash Pass entrance).
Rider Responsibility
There are inherent risks in the participation in or on any amusement ride
or attraction. Patrons have a duty to exercise good judgement and act
in a responsible manner while participating on the ride or attraction
and to obey all oral and/or written warnings.
Patrons also have a duty to properly use all ride or attraction
safety equipment provided.
An actual warning sign I saw at the amusement park]()
An actual warning sign I saw at the amusement park
Funny, Lpt, and Help: r/LifeProTips
u/_Ryanite 4h
LPT: If a service dog
without a person
approaches you, it means
that the person is in need
of help
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u/NathanTheSamosa 3h
ULPT: If a service dog without a person
approaches you, calmly follow themm
Their owner may be unconscious,
meaning you can rob them easily
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![Funny, Lpt, and Help: r/LifeProTips
u/_Ryanite 4h
LPT: If a service dog
without a person
approaches you, it means
that the person is in need
of help
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r/UnethicalLifeProTips
u/NathanTheSamosa 3h
ULPT: If a service dog without a person
approaches you, calmly follow themm
Their owner may be unconscious,
meaning you can rob them easily
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When you have subscribed to both the LPT and ULPT subs.]()
When you have subscribed to both the LPT and ULPT subs.
Ass, Children, and Memes: OH WISE
ELDER
How CAN I
DISCIPLINE
MY UNRULY
CHILDREN
3
HAVE You
TRIED HITTING
THEM IN THE
ASS REALLY
HARD
VILLACE ELDER
OF THE MoNTH.
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![Ass, Children, and Memes: OH WISE
ELDER
How CAN I
DISCIPLINE
MY UNRULY
CHILDREN
3
HAVE You
TRIED HITTING
THEM IN THE
ASS REALLY
HARD
VILLACE ELDER
OF THE MoNTH.
pls support http://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics]()
pls support http://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics
![Friends, God, and Shut Up: TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS IT CAN BE
6
THEN SOMEBODY
BARELY EVEN FRIENDS
A.UNEXPECTEDLyJ
IM TIDUS,
STAR PLAYER OF THE
ZANARKAND ABES!
NO, YOU'RE NOT!
YOU MEG RYAN-LOOKING-
MOTHERF****i!
IM THE HERO OF
THIS STORY!-
YOU.. YOU'RE NOT
EVEN REAL!
WHY ARE YOU EVEN WEARING
SHORTS TO BATTLE?!
YOU'RE NOT THE HERO!
YUNAS THE HERO!
IT'S NOT YOUR STORY!
SO SHUT UP ALREADY!
YOUR FATHER'S
A WHALEL
AND STOP FOLLOWING
ME AROUND IN My
SPHERE GRIDIl YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN PATHL!
STOP ENJOVING
THIS! GOD I HOPE YOU
DISAPPEAR SOONERIL
LET'S GO,
CLARK!
UMM DIANA...
REMIND ME
AGAIN HOW YOU
CAN FLY
SIMPLE. IM WEARING
THE SANDALS OF HERMES!
OH..RIGHT
OF COURSE...
CAUSE THAT
MAKES SENSE
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK,
SUN BOY
Support me on Patreon
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Some comic parodies [OC]](https://pics.conservativememes.com/tale-as-old-as-time-true-as-it-can-be-34195165.png)
![Friends, Funny, and God: TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS IT CAN BE
6
THEN SOMEBODY
BARELY EVEN FRIENDS
A.UNEXPECTEDLyJ
IM TIDUS,
STAR PLAYER OF THE
ZANARKAND ABES!
NO, YOU'RE NOT!
YOU MEG RYAN-LOOKING-
MOTHERF****i!
IM THE HERO OF
THIS STORY!-
YOU.. YOU'RE NOT
EVEN REAL!
WHY ARE YOU EVEN WEARING
SHORTS TO BATTLE?!
YOU'RE NOT THE HERO!
YUNAS THE HERO!
IT'S NOT YOUR STORY!
SO SHUT UP ALREADY!
YOUR FATHER'S
A WHALEL
AND STOP FOLLOWING
ME AROUND IN My
SPHERE GRIDIl YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN PATHL!
STOP ENJOVING
THIS! GOD I HOPE YOU
DISAPPEAR SOONERIL
LET'S GO,
CLARK!
UMM DIANA...
REMIND ME
AGAIN HOW YOU
CAN FLY
SIMPLE. IM WEARING
THE SANDALS OF HERMES!
OH..RIGHT
OF COURSE...
CAUSE THAT
MAKES SENSE
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK,
SUN BOY
Support me on Patreon
patreon.com/rossowinch
Some comic parodies [OC]](https://pics.conservativememes.com/tale-as-old-as-time-true-as-it-can-be-34195613.png)