🦅 25+ Best Memes About Words

Wanted, Amy, and She: overybody laughed when Amy Schumor sald she wanted to bo comedion. nobody Is laughlng now... Very poor choice of words. Speech 0

Speech 0

Weird, Brain, and Synonyms: Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A? I wouldn't recommend it. Honestly, your sentences will just sound wrong Everyone will notice you're doing something different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll use weird words. It's not worth the effort involved in spending time online looking up tons of synonyms which don't feel right, just to produce weird, stilted prose. You'd be better off giving up, to be honest 2 outstanding move big brain

big brain

Weird, Prison, and White: "I think the golden rule for men should be: If you're a man, don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want a man saying to you in prison." PETER WHITE Wise words from a weird man

Wise words from a weird man

Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confuse...

Books, Catfished, and Yeah: You a catfish? 9/13/19, 5:41 PM no Im a human 9/13/19, 5:46 PM let me ride your face Type the two words: eCAPTCHA stop spam read books. Oh yeah? Prove it, what this captcha say? 9/13/19, 5:51 PM I was sure that’d work..

I was sure that’d work..

Memes, 🤖, and Got: Got to read some of @LemonAndersen’s words yesterday for a thing and I’m always happier as a result https://t.co/BX5Sx7JaoZ

Got to read some of @LemonAndersen’s words yesterday for a thing and I’m always happier as a result https://t.co/BX5Sx7JaoZ

Disappointed, Common, and History: When I die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly. Me irl

Me irl

Autocorrect, Text, and Her: kaijutegu I just found out that my gecko's tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words. Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst vetmedirl the gecko has spoken .

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Lyrics, Quotes, and Looking: I SPEND HOURS LOOKING THROUGH LYRICS AND QUOTES TO FIND THE WORDS THAT I CANNOT SAY

Simple, Jack Kerouac, and One: day i will find the right words and they will be simple one jack kerouac

Love, Singing, and Target: COULDN'T UTTER WHEN LOVE OUNT E C WHISPER COULDN'T WHEN YOUNEEDED IT SHOU T ED kamikazevendetta: illunism: Ah, but I’m singing like a bird ‘bout it now Words hung above, but never would form Like a cry at the final, breath that is drawn Remember me love when im reborn, as a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn

kamikazevendetta: illunism: Ah, but I’m singing like a bird ‘bout it now Words hung above, but never would form Like a cry at the final, b...

Bitch, Fucking, and Target: def encode(text, key): start, stop cipher if (start<=o rd ( c) <=stop) else c for c in text] cipher return cipher ord('A'), ord (' z ' )+1 [chr(ord(c)+key) ".join (cipher) def decode(cipher, key): start, stop = ord('A')+key, ord('z')+1+key cleartext [chr(ord(c)-key) if (start<=o rd (c) <=stop) else c for c in cipher] "".join (cleartext) cleartext return cleartext encode (top_secret_message, key-SECRET_KEY) decode (cipher, key SECRET_KEY) cipher cleartext = print(cipher:\n", cipher, end='\n\n' ) print("cleartext : \n " , cleartext) cipher: -9 DIF сон DIF 00 OIF 03 DIF 03 300 DIF 03 cleartext: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll ha ved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed ki rmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying t the newest development in encryption technology:

$Bitch, Fucking, and Target: def encode(text, key): start, stop cipher if (start<=o rd ( c) <=stop) else c for c in text] cipher return cipher ord('A'), ord (' z ' )+1 [chr(ord(c)+key) ".join (cipher) def decode(cipher, key): start, stop = ord('A')+key, ord('z')+1+key cleartext [chr(ord(c)-key) if (start<=o rd (c) <=stop) else c for c in cipher] "".join (cleartext) cleartext return cleartext encode (top_secret_message, key-SECRET_KEY) decode (cipher, key SECRET_KEY) cipher cleartext = print(cipher:\n", cipher, end='\n\n' ) print("cleartext : \n " , cleartext) cipher: -9 DIF сон DIF 00 OIF 03 DIF 03 300 DIF 03 cleartext: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll ha ved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed ki rmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying t the newest development in encryption technology:$