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Alive, Ass, and Bad: On behalf of the rest of the United States we also accept this holiday Okayplayer @okayplayer It's official! August 4th will now be known as Barack Obama Day' in Illinois. bit.ly/ BODIllinois <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171608801978/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171603163994/rightwingmischling-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171602452980/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote> This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li> <li>He initiated the habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back to the violence they fled from.</li> <li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other president</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world over.</li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li> <li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a> </li> <br/></ul></blockquote> <p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p> </blockquote> <p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p> </blockquote> <p>Did he do it on purpose ? When you are at war civilian get killed. </p> </blockquote> <p>How about the expansion of the NSA? How about ordering drone strikes on American citizens? How about literally every other thing listed up there that you skipped over to go “hurr durr at least he killed terrorists”? Are you fucking serious right now?</p> <p>And to all you clowns saying “other presidents did it too!” no shit. Never said they didn’t. I’m just tired of people kissing Obama’s ass and acting like he’s God’s gift to man instead of a warmonger just because he plays basketball and sounds more eloquent than Trump.</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t believe it took less than 2 years for conservatives to start defending Obama, lmao. It took the left more than 8 years to start praising Bush!</p><p>Where’s the dignity?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Long gone.</p>
Alive, Ass, and Bad: On behalf of the rest of the United
 States we also accept this holiday
 Okayplayer @okayplayer
 It's official! August 4th will now be known as
 Barack Obama Day' in Illinois. bit.ly/
 BODIllinois
<p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171608801978/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171603163994/rightwingmischling-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171602452980/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote>
This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li>
<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He
bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the
same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li>
<li>He initiated the
habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if
they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back
to the violence they fled from.</li>
<li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other
president</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world
over.</li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li>
<li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a>
</li>
<br/></ul></blockquote>
<p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p>
</blockquote>

<p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Did he do it on purpose ? When you are at war civilian get killed. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>How about the expansion of the NSA? How about ordering drone strikes on American citizens? How about literally every other thing listed up there that you skipped over to go “hurr durr at least he killed terrorists”? Are you fucking serious right now?</p>
<p>And to all you clowns saying “other presidents did it too!” no shit. Never said they didn’t. I’m just tired of people kissing Obama’s ass and acting like he’s God’s gift to man instead of a warmonger just because he plays basketball and sounds more eloquent than Trump.</p>
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<p>I can’t believe it took less than 2 years for conservatives to start defending Obama, lmao. It took the left more than 8 years to start praising Bush!</p><p>Where’s the dignity?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Long gone.</p>

<p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171608801978/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p...

Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to President Theodore Roosevelt about Alice Roosevelt (his daughter) smoking on top of the White House, Roosevelt replied, "l can be can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/172731993075/gortys-and-loaderbot-themauveroom" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gortys-and-loaderbot.tumblr.com/post/172722688177/themauveroom-distractedbyshinyobjects" class="tumblr_blog">gortys-and-loaderbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://themauveroom.com/post/126061716051/distractedbyshinyobjects-mewjounouchi" class="tumblr_blog">themauveroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mewjounouchi.tumblr.com/post/107289650150">mewjounouchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix"> <div class="post_content_inner clearfix"> <div class="post_body"> <p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt">Source</a> <strong>Click <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">HERE</a> to Follow the <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">Ultrafacts</a> Blog!</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p> <p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p> </blockquote> <p>Well I have a new hero.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p> <p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p> <p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p> <p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p> <p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p> <p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p> <p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p> <p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p> <p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p> </blockquote> <p>I love this woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p> <p>She is my absolute favorite. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m21SIElX9sOL2ZOMwlFWvXw">@lornagonigall</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My idol and an icon she is</p> </blockquote> <p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>
Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to
 President Theodore Roosevelt about
 Alice Roosevelt (his daughter)
 smoking on top of the White House,
 Roosevelt replied, "l can be
 can control Alice. I cannot possibly
 do both."
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p>
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<p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p>
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<p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p>
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<p>Well I have a new hero.</p>
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<p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p>
<p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p>
<p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p>
<p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p>
<p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p>
<p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p>
<p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p>
<p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p>
<p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p>
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<p>I love this woman.</p>
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<p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p>
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<figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p>
<p>She is my absolute favorite. </p>
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<p>My idol and an icon she is</p>
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<p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>

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Beer, Deep Throat, and Dumb: SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NOT MY POTUS <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>
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<p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>

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<p>Let’s Dance. </p>
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Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p>
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<h2>why are you all like this</h2>
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<h1>I’m in tears</h1>

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