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What The Actual F: my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky S..t motherf*king australia if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait. you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of f *king s t up? f king HELL australia, what is wrong with you? in australia, you have wild wake up australia That's what birds do They fly around and f k st up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your f*. king face, and people get their eyes ripped out it's brutal My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange what the actual f*+k australia Australia will fuck you upomg-humor.tumblr.com
What The Actual F: my friend left her
 window open in her
 bedroom and came
 back to find this
 look at his self-satisfied
 little face, the cheeky
 S..t
 motherf*king australia
 if there was a post to
 describe australia, this is it
 wait.
 you mean to tell me this isn't
 even a pet bird?
 that
 birds that just fly from house to
 house with the express purpose
 of f *king s t up?
 f king HELL australia, what is
 wrong with you?
 in australia,
 you have wild
 wake up australia
 That's what birds do
 They fly around and f k st up
 Do you have some kind of mysterious nice
 birds in your weird foreign country
 Do birds in America and England fly into
 your house and make the bed and tidy up
 the living room a little bit
 It's cold here, so they just bounce off the
 windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically
 while you look for the shovel.
 Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst
 thing birds do
 yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at
 my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of
 the desk for a good 20 minutes
 why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there
 are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that
 they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called
 swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your
 f*. king face, and people get their eyes ripped out
 it's brutal
 My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of
 swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the
 kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to
 kill us
 no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the
 way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like
 branches sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is
 considered strange
 what the actual f*+k australia
Australia will fuck you upomg-humor.tumblr.com

Australia will fuck you upomg-humor.tumblr.com