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Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again
Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia
 12:27 AM
 A sonnet about a first love
 1:18 AM
 What a nice, nonironic ask.
 Subject matter's adorable, so here
 She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze,
 Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy.
 No other one could brighten up her days,
 Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy
 No earthly sight as great as she to him,
 Undressing nude in morning bedside light.
 Declaring unbound feeling on a whim,
 Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white?
 Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart,
 Expecting everything to stay the same
 Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart;
 Idealized people's pictures do the same
 Love lost is better than a love not shared
 In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared
 Liked by Emilia
 Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy
 Oh my go
 Made my whole night, that was beautiful
 Just wait until you read the first letter of each line
 LMAO
 Okay night officially made
 That was great I'm still laughing
 Then you don't even wanna know about what happens
 if you read the first letter of each word in my first
 response
 Oh my god
 Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo
 because that's actually a talent
 If only it ended there, Emilia
 Read the first letter of the second word of every line
 In what message?
 In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each
 line
 Honestly, you deserve it after all that
 Is that the end of the hidden messages so
 i can give it to you haha
 What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your
 own messages
 Lmao nah you've reached the end
 Your message
 GIF
Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Anaconda, Click, and Drugs: Treatment Can it be cured? Yes Chlamydia Antibiotics azithromycin, doxycycline, erythromycin, levofloxacin or ofloxacin Gonorrhea Yes Antibiotics usually ceftriaxone and azithromycin but antibiotic resistance is increasing Hepatitis B 3 No Antiviral drugs and but most people will recover on their own; about 5% become chronically infected immune modulators tenofovir, entecavir, PEGylated interferon Hepatitis C So Sometimes cure rates are not 100% but a cure is possible Antiviral drugs drug choice depends on specific genotype of virus Herpes 0 but outbreaks usually reduce in severity/frequency over time (even without treatment) Antiviral drugs acyclovir, valacyclovir, and famciclovir Highly Active Antiretroviral Therapy (HAART) many different drug "cocktails" HIV/AIDS No but treatment greatly extends life expectancy (up to 50 years after diagnosis) No but most people will recover on their own; cancer screening is important Yes HPV None but genital warts can be removed Pubic Lice Topical treatment permethrin or pyrethrins with piperonyl butoxide Antibiotics penicillin, doxycycline, tetracycline Syphilis Yes Trichomoniasis Yes Antiparasitic medication metronidazole pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one.  (The answer is not “you give up because your life is over.”)  So here, have some education! Click to make text bigger.
Anaconda, Click, and Drugs: Treatment
 Can it be
 cured?
 Yes
 Chlamydia
 Antibiotics
 azithromycin, doxycycline,
 erythromycin, levofloxacin or
 ofloxacin
 Gonorrhea
 Yes
 Antibiotics
 usually ceftriaxone and
 azithromycin
 but antibiotic resistance is
 increasing
 Hepatitis B
 3 No
 Antiviral drugs and
 but most people will recover on
 their own; about 5% become
 chronically infected
 immune modulators
 tenofovir, entecavir, PEGylated
 interferon
 Hepatitis C So
 Sometimes
 cure rates are not 100% but a cure
 is possible
 Antiviral drugs
 drug choice depends on specific
 genotype of virus
 Herpes
 0
 but outbreaks usually reduce in
 severity/frequency over time (even
 without treatment)
 Antiviral drugs
 acyclovir, valacyclovir, and
 famciclovir
 Highly Active
 Antiretroviral
 Therapy (HAART)
 many different drug "cocktails"
 HIV/AIDS
 No
 but treatment greatly extends life
 expectancy (up to 50 years after
 diagnosis)
 No
 but most people will recover on
 their own; cancer screening is
 important
 Yes
 HPV
 None
 but genital warts can be removed
 Pubic Lice
 Topical
 treatment
 permethrin or pyrethrins with
 piperonyl butoxide
 Antibiotics
 penicillin, doxycycline, tetracycline
 Syphilis
 Yes
 Trichomoniasis
 Yes
 Antiparasitic
 medication
 metronidazole
pervocracy:
I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one.  (The answer is not “you give up because your life is over.”)  So here, have some education!
Click to make text bigger.

pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have ...

Ass, Bad, and Children: now you kno! In the original Peter Pan book, he killed the Lost Boys when they got too old nowyoukno.com maybe-this-time: supernaturalshadowhunter: adventuretimetimeline: fuckier0: tempestuous-sovereignity: alittleworldofimagination: forgetpolitics: mariavontraphouse: philliciaglee: nowyoukno: See More Daily Facts Here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Sorry….kind of isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan …what the actual fuck I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.  Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest. Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller. He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too. okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now. So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow. It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete. I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore. But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here. People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing. Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook. Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent. As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.  And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else. But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything. And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
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 In the original Peter Pan book,
 he killed the Lost Boys when
 they got too old
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Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.

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5 Am, America, and Internet: Nintendo of America uploaded a picture that reveals Mario has nipples. Who knew? Mario actually has nipples. This has lead to explosion of merriment on the internet and here's nine of the best Pixelated Boat Follow Remember the title screen of Mario 64 where you could pull his nose? Odyssey is like that, except you can play with his ripples 3:32 PM-Sep 14, 2017 Pixelated Boat าชิ Follow Technically, these are also Mario's nipples 352 PM-Sep 14, 2017 17 t0 38 408 Matt Lee8 Follow if mario has nippies then why doesnt yoshi-piease nitendo this only raises difficult questions 06 AM-Sep 14, 2017 024 548 2201 Green Roy Follow l like how it was confirmed in the same week that Mario has nipples and Waluigi isnt ciroumcised 40 AM-Sep 14, 2017 5. Samit Sarkar Follow dear everyone twooting about shirtless Mario and his nipples ike, td be weird it he DIDNT have nipples, right? :50 AM-Sep 14, 2017 Porygon Follow mario has nipples and link does not, so what the fuck 654 AM-Sep 14, 2017 17ロ866 \2748 Jamie MeKelvie 藆 Followw Will mario's nipples get deleted on Instagranm 7:13 AM-Sep 14, 2017 8. lan Higton Follow Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's nipples :59 AM-Sep 14, 2017 38 1279 4,734 (5 a.m Sam) Follow If Mario has nipples, then Luigi has nipples. And if they have nipples, so does Wario. I don't want to think about Wario's nipplas. 6:5& AM , Sap 14, 2017 Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind
5 Am, America, and Internet: Nintendo of America uploaded a picture that reveals Mario has
 nipples. Who knew? Mario actually has nipples. This has lead to
 explosion of merriment on the internet and here's nine of the best
 Pixelated Boat
 Follow
 Remember the title screen of Mario 64 where you could pull his
 nose? Odyssey is like that, except you can play with his ripples
 3:32 PM-Sep 14, 2017
 Pixelated Boat
 าชิ Follow
 Technically, these are also Mario's nipples
 352 PM-Sep 14, 2017
 17 t0 38 408
 Matt Lee8
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 if mario has nippies then why doesnt yoshi-piease nitendo
 this only raises difficult questions
 06 AM-Sep 14, 2017
 024 548 2201
 Green Roy
 Follow
 l like how it was confirmed in the same week that Mario has
 nipples and Waluigi isnt ciroumcised
 40 AM-Sep 14, 2017
 5.
 Samit Sarkar
 Follow
 dear everyone twooting about shirtless Mario and his nipples
 ike, td be weird it he DIDNT have nipples, right?
 :50 AM-Sep 14, 2017
 Porygon
 Follow
 mario has nipples and link does not, so what the fuck
 654 AM-Sep 14, 2017
 17ロ866 \2748
 Jamie MeKelvie
 藆
 Followw
 Will mario's nipples get deleted on Instagranm
 7:13 AM-Sep 14, 2017
 8.
 lan Higton
 Follow
 Woah! Look what happens if you zoom right in on Mario's
 nipples
 :59 AM-Sep 14, 2017
 38
 1279
 4,734
 (5 a.m
 Sam)
 Follow
 If Mario has nipples, then Luigi has nipples. And if they have
 nipples, so does Wario.
 I don't want to think about Wario's nipplas.
 6:5& AM , Sap 14, 2017
Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind

Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind

Memes, 🤖, and Wash Your Butt: (k レ What happens if you use fire hose to wash your butt. Follow @9gag App📲👉@9gagmobile 👈 9gag wtf firetruck toilet waterpressure
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What happens if you use fire hose to wash your butt. Follow @9gag App📲👉@9gagmobile 👈 9gag wtf firetruck toilet waterpressure

What happens if you use fire hose to wash your butt. Follow @9gag App📲👉@9gagmobile 👈 9gag wtf firetruck toilet waterpressure