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Animals, Bad, and Choose One: Interesting Fact: Alex the parrot's (A subject of a 37-year experiment) last words to his caretaker were "You be good. I love you. interesting-fact.tumblr.com arry-truman casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source CRY A LOT TRY NOT TO CRY LIE DOWN holy shit dude If you don't know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That's fucking mindblowing. Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn't do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots. Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter. She named it All Ball and she loved it Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn't think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc. And then "Sleep, cat". She understood death. She's had two kittens since then Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes. Animals are incredible
Animals, Bad, and Choose One: Interesting Fact:
 Alex the parrot's (A subject of a 37-year
 experiment) last words to his caretaker were
 "You be good. I love you.
 interesting-fact.tumblr.com
 arry-truman
 casatoo:
 sugar-spider:
 a-whole-clan-of-johnnys:
 interesting-fact:
 Source
 CRY
 A LOT
 TRY
 NOT TO CRY
 LIE
 DOWN
 holy shit dude
 If you don't know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah,
 sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on
 many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he
 said
 With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to
 understand on some level that death means leaving. That's fucking
 mindblowing.
 Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3
 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently
 taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS
 couldn't do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he
 made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and
 trainers, as well as other parrots.
 Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever
 animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign
 language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she
 signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter.
 She named it All Ball and she loved it
 Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you
 just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn't
 think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying
 sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc.
 And then "Sleep, cat". She understood death.
 She's had two kittens since then
 Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes.
Animals are incredible

Animals are incredible

Books, Children, and Creepy: havingbeenbreathedout Sometimes I think back on the time I spent working as a barista, and it seems SO STRANGE to me that "coffee shop AU" has become synonymous with narratives that are low on conflict, high on wholesome romance. During the year l spent working at a coffee shop A coworker of mine took a bunch of psyche- delics, walked through some strangers' plate- glass door, and threatened them with a bowie knife, leading to his arrest and imprisonment (and, needless to say, a late opening for the coffee shop that morning) Another coworker, an ex-military type with a young wife and a new baby, decided to smoke up for the first time ever with two other mutual coworkers, in the back of one of their trucks; and ended up having a three-way with them which ended his marriage .I had a nervous breakdown, stopped being able to eat food or hold conversations, and ended up sleeping on my coworker's couch for three weeks before she finally called my parents to come collect me Multiple store managers were fired for embezzlement. (Reminder: this was within the space of a single year.) .Yet another coworker, who was seventeen at the time, started dog-sitting for a couple of regulars in their (I'm guessing) early 50s, and ended up in an ongoing creepy and incidentally illegal relationship~ with them both Various employees discovered, in the course of cleaning the bathrooms: couples fucking in the bathrooms; junkies passed out in the bathrooms; drunks puking in the bathrooms; both adults and children weeping in the bathrooms, a woman bleeding all over the bathroom from a gash in her throat (??); a dude standing in the middle of the bathroom floor and pissing in the opposite direction from the toilet, so that when the employee opened the unlocked door she got piss all over her (????) The owner of the bridal shop across the street was exposed as both abusive toward her employees and also cooking the books, which led to my coffee shop taking on a couple of untrained and weirdly conservative bridal shop workers for a few months while the bridal shop was shuttered and sold to new owners. Later the larcenous former bridal shop owner came down with some horrible disease which caused her to lose both her hands There was a regular universally referred to as Sketchy Steve," who came in at 7am for a three- shot latte with room for Seagrams 7, and de drugs to all us baristas. I actually, at one point cannot believe I was this stupid), went Sketchy Steve's house, and allowed him to spend like half an hour showing me his collection of découpaged outlet plates and also soliciting me for sex while I uncomfortably yet studiously declined Right before I started, the store manager had walked off the job in the middle of a shift, and side of the employees had walked out after him None of them ever returned Like, working on the front lines of food service was the most operatically sordid professional experience I have ever had, and one of the most surreal; and it is hilarious to me that THAT, of all jobs, is the one that has come to stand for soft-focus domestic romance in fandom circles wenamedthedogkylo This is the Coffee Shop AU we deserve Coffee Shop IRL
Books, Children, and Creepy: havingbeenbreathedout
 Sometimes I think back on the time I spent working
 as a barista, and it seems SO STRANGE to me
 that "coffee shop AU" has become synonymous
 with narratives that are low on conflict, high on
 wholesome romance. During the year l spent working
 at a coffee shop
 A coworker of mine took a bunch of psyche-
 delics, walked through some strangers' plate-
 glass door, and threatened them with a bowie
 knife, leading to his arrest and imprisonment
 (and, needless to say, a late opening for the
 coffee shop that morning)
 Another coworker, an ex-military type with a
 young wife and a new baby, decided to smoke
 up for the first time ever with two other mutual
 coworkers, in the back of one of their trucks; and
 ended up having a three-way with them which
 ended his marriage
 .I had a nervous breakdown, stopped being able
 to eat food or hold conversations, and ended
 up sleeping on my coworker's couch for three
 weeks before she finally called my parents to
 come collect me
 Multiple store managers were fired for
 embezzlement. (Reminder: this was within the
 space of a single year.)
 .Yet another coworker, who was seventeen at the
 time, started dog-sitting for a couple of regulars
 in their (I'm guessing) early 50s, and ended up
 in an ongoing creepy and incidentally illegal
 relationship~ with them both
 Various employees discovered, in the course of
 cleaning the bathrooms: couples fucking in the
 bathrooms; junkies passed out in the bathrooms;
 drunks puking in the bathrooms; both adults and
 children weeping in the bathrooms, a woman
 bleeding all over the bathroom from a gash in
 her throat (??); a dude standing in the middle of
 the bathroom floor and pissing in the opposite
 direction from the toilet, so that when the
 employee opened the unlocked door she got
 piss all over her (????)
 The owner of the bridal shop across the street
 was exposed as both abusive toward her
 employees and also cooking the books, which
 led to my coffee shop taking on a couple of
 untrained and weirdly conservative bridal shop
 workers for a few months while the bridal shop
 was shuttered and sold to new owners. Later the
 larcenous former bridal shop owner came down
 with some horrible disease which caused her to
 lose both her hands
 There was a regular universally referred to as
 Sketchy Steve," who came in at 7am for a three-
 shot latte with room for Seagrams 7, and de
 drugs to all us baristas. I actually, at one point
 cannot believe I was this stupid), went
 Sketchy Steve's house, and allowed him to spend
 like half an hour showing me his collection of
 découpaged outlet plates and also soliciting
 me for sex while I uncomfortably yet studiously
 declined
 Right before I started, the store manager had
 walked off the job in the middle of a shift, and
 side
 of the employees had walked out after him
 None of them ever returned
 Like, working on the front lines of food service was
 the most operatically sordid professional experience
 I have ever had, and one of the most surreal; and it is
 hilarious to me that THAT, of all jobs, is the one that
 has come to stand for soft-focus domestic romance
 in fandom circles
 wenamedthedogkylo
 This is the Coffee Shop AU we deserve
Coffee Shop IRL

Coffee Shop IRL