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Frozen, God, and Heaven: The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. "Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: "1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. "2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over "So which is it? "If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct-leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God." This student received an A+ VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM ENGINEERS TORY.COM srsfunny:Hell Explained By An Engineer
Frozen, God, and Heaven: The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of
 Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
 The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
 with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
 pleasure of enjoying it as well
 Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
 (absorbs heat)?
 Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
 cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
 One student, however, wrote the following:
 First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
 time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are
 moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving,
 which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that
 once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.Therefore, no souls
 are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's
 look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
 "Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
 of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
 than one of these religions and since people do not belong
 to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
 Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
 the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now,
 we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
 Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
 pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
 expand proportionately as souls are added.
 This gives two possibilities:
 "1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
 which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure
 in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
 "2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
 souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
 until Hell freezes over
 "So which is it?
 "If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
 Freshman year that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I
 sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept
 with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus
 I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
 over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
 frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
 souls and is therefore, extinct-leaving only Heaven,
 thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which
 explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my
 God."
 This student received an A+
 VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
 ENGINEERS
 TORY.COM
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srsfunny:Hell Explained By An Engineer

Anaconda, Target, and Tumblr: Joe Parris @KTVBJoe #Breaking-About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from...updates to follow wingedkiare: morathor: tastefullyoffensive: The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe) Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See. These goats got loose from a goat rental service. You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for? They’re for eating. Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats. So. These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs. And they did their jobs. I’m so proud of them. I can confirm that’s what kind of goats they are - they use them here in LA in the canyon areas to help keep all those pretty buildings and homes safe from wildfire (it isn’t uncommon to see goats near the Getty Museum). Because the terrain is just too weird for people to climb and clear brush - but goats? Totally their jam.
Anaconda, Target, and Tumblr: Joe Parris
 @KTVBJoe
 #Breaking-About 100 goats are on the
 loose right now in a #Boise
 neighborhood. They are going house to
 house eating everything in sight.
 Nobody has a clue where they came
 from...updates to follow
wingedkiare:

morathor:
tastefullyoffensive:
The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)
Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.
These goats got loose from a goat rental service.
You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?
They’re for eating.
Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.
So.
These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.
And they did their jobs.
I’m so proud of them.

I can confirm that’s what kind of goats they are - they use them here in LA in the canyon areas to help keep all those pretty buildings and homes safe from wildfire (it isn’t uncommon to see goats near the Getty Museum).  Because the terrain is just too weird for people to climb and clear brush - but goats?  Totally their jam.

wingedkiare: morathor: tastefullyoffensive: The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe) Updates have since come on this subject; we now kno...

Sweden, Can, and Soil: The dry soil in Sweden can not absorb the recent rainfall, which means that we now have both droughts and floods.
Sweden, Can, and Soil: The dry soil in Sweden can not absorb the recent rainfall, which means that we now have both droughts and floods.

The dry soil in Sweden can not absorb the recent rainfall, which means that we now have both droughts and floods.