Should have been a major red flag
no small brain in his head
George Washington: will you help our troops? Benedict Arnold:
Ok, wait... who are we attacking?
Man it hurts to be this hip.
Spotted at the Smithsonian Castle on the landmark map in the foyer.
They're going to protect and serve the shit out of you.
Don’t think too loud...
I hate titles, do you?
#NFLPreseason Week ✌️ kicks off tonight! https://t.co/9yVkjAvVQR
If only she did, then I would watch c-span
Prom is white supremacy.
Sad stonk noises
Cujo is in need of a home.
Home visit and vet references required.
"Looking to rehome a Saint Bernard Puppy for a friend.
Male, 6 months ol...
Newspaper I found dated Feb 16, 1987. Almost exactly 31 years before the Parkland school shooting...
Insane animal rights activist stalks my profile and attacks me because I 'liked' a comment politely asking him to stop
He wanna talk conspiracies and I’m just not havin it bruh.
honestly im a little mad about this
Thanks mom, I’ll just stop being anxious.
Legitimate $1 USD MINECRAFT bill
[OC] My Cyberpunk inspired poster trilogy
Russian v. Navy SEAL part 3/6. This Means War.
First video games now this?
This should be a universal currency
My Union is planning to go on strike against Safeway, Albertons, Fred Meyer's, etc. Within the Oregon/Washington area and thought I should p...
Saw this on Snapchat earlier. I really don't think Pewdiepie got the same level of "special treatment" as Logan Paul
Flying through a Fire Cloud: "A rare flight through a thunderstorm triggered by a wildfire has atmospheric scientists buzzing." -- The photo...
"Yes the title should be 'Death ofa Car Salesman'. it's Perfect!"
When you dig hard enough
Four Loko Seltzer with a 14% ALC/VOL. I can taste death through my screen.
A friend spotted this profile while swiping in Seattle. Yes, the photo is Ted Bundy.
The seltzer we didn't know we needed
these bitches in congress don’t care anymore they’re just saying anything lmao
Hail to the Chief
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
This is not what I had in mind when the ISP said symmetric
I dont get it... Why on earth would Mansa Musa I of Mali have any say in what stories circulate in the Washington Post?
Next thing, these very fine people are going to propose replacing the New Colosus poem with the 14 words.
Fantastic view from Mount Washington
May I get the door for you, M'Arthur?