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Advice, Ass, and Bad: Follow i keep seeing these posts romanticizing Peresephone and Hades. like hozier and florence welch should duet cause they're like persephone and hades. or cute little myth aus or fan art and edits of people's faves styled like them and it's like this: Persephone wasn't some young girl in love with a bad boy. She was fucking abducted and raped by hades. her mother mourned the loss of her child her time spent in the underworld wasa myth about why plants die in winter. when she is depicted in art the subject is usually 'The Rape of Persephone' that shit isn't romantic. that is fucked up. x hades #that shit is fucked #read a book 1 note that is fucked up ked #read a book I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject? And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP? Including the... epic hymn that first told this story? You know what's in that original source material.. right? Abducted, yes Demeter mourned? Definitely Rape, no abduct So here's some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters! included abducting the bride. With the father's permission, which Hades got before he took her away Here's a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone who's ever dabbled in things like explication and context) Here's a link to another book that talks about Persephone's rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds Oh shit!l Here's a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Holy pug tacos Batman! Here's another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book Way to go, OP All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?1?171? Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them? A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades? Maybe next time, you stringy plece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass. JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU Perception of Persephone
Advice, Ass, and Bad: Follow
 i keep seeing these posts romanticizing
 Peresephone and Hades.
 like hozier and florence welch should
 duet cause they're like persephone and
 hades.
 or cute little myth aus
 or fan art and edits of people's faves
 styled like them
 and it's like this:
 Persephone wasn't some young girl in
 love with a bad boy. She was fucking
 abducted and raped by hades. her
 mother mourned the loss of her child
 her time spent in the underworld wasa
 myth about why plants die in winter.
 when she is depicted in art the subject is
 usually 'The Rape of Persephone'
 that shit isn't romantic. that is fucked up.
 x hades #that shit is fucked #read a book
 1 note
 that is fucked up
 ked #read a book
 I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry
 Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?
 And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in
 classicism and mythology disagree with OP?
 Including the... epic hymn that first told this story? You know what's in that
 original source material.. right?
 Abducted, yes
 Demeter mourned? Definitely
 Rape, no
 abduct
 So here's some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars
 and garters! included abducting the bride. With the father's permission, which
 Hades got before he took her away
 Here's a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its
 conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to
 anyone who's ever dabbled in things like explication and context)
 Here's a link to another book that talks about Persephone's rise to power as a
 result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds
 Oh shit!l
 Here's a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the
 Holy pug tacos Batman!
 Here's another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and
 liminal rites WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking
 winter), which you know if you read a book Way to go, OP
 All these fucking books! What could anyone possibly do with them all?1?171?
 Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?
 A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a
 certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith
 Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to
 castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to
 create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of
 Persephone and Hades?
 Maybe next time, you stringy plece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take
 your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and
 respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many
 interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of
 female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.
 JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
Perception of Persephone

Perception of Persephone

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Asian, Fucking, and God: THE ONION
 EDITION
 10c
 FINEST AMERICAN NEWS SOURCE
 MAN WALKS ON
 FUCKING MOON
 NEIL ARMSTRONG'S HISTORIC FIRST
 WORDS ON MOON
 HOLY LIVING FUCK'
 THE MOON Jesus fucking down in the moon's low gravity
 The distant, lonely, mysterious colleague on the lunar surface.
 satellite that has tascinated Hl, yeah Hell yeah," an
 mankind since the dawn of time ecstatie Aldrin said, pumping
 astronauts Neil Armstrong and
 lt's like I told you on the way
 down on the Sea of Tranquty his shipmate. "Remember?I told
 in the lunar module Eagle andyou this was going to be fucking
 Chris Houston. We're on the spent two hours engaged in
 bove: Neil Armstrong on the surface of the fucking moon
 chological preparations for the to the capsule. Their intense 18
 un-fucking-believableness f month NASA training period-
 the next phase of the operation, the primary unction of which
 earthlings watched on televi- credible nature of their mis-
 ed the tour steps leading out of at one point Armstrong had to
 the module, pause, and tooksit down and take several deep
 one small but epoch-making breaths. "just so I dont fueking
 HOUSTON:Roer. Tranquility
 250,000 miles away. " abso-seientists at press time still
 fucking-lutely am standing oncouldnot eve begin to fucking
 TRANQUILITY; [t wasa smooth
 The Earth as seen
 Ho y Jesus
 the sur ace of the moon
 rom
 the surfaceof the fuckingmoon
 conceive
 I am talking to you from the The astronauts also planted an
 goddamned fueking moon. JesusAmerican flag in the ground
 H. Christ in a chicken basketongside a plaque reading, in
 Holy mother of tuck," the first part: "This plaque, placed here
 Christ's sake. the moon. Over. HOUSTON: You're clear, Tran-
 pause.)
 HOUSTON: Roger that. You're
 quility. Proceed. Over.
 clear for T1, walkingon lhe, TRANQUILITY: Can see the| TRANQUILITY: Holy 〔pause)
 Lunar Module ootpads de- living (long pause) fuck. (Long man on the moon added.
 Roger, no fucking doubt about rom the planet around which
 it," Mission Controller Peterthis celestial body orbits, will
 Lovell replied. A-fucking-fir- rest undisturbed on this spot for
 HOUSTON: You're cleared to, the goddamned moon· (Long| copy?
 Conveyor. To walk (pause HOUSTON: We read you. Over ing believing this? Over
 fucking walk on the moon. TRANQUILITY: Footpads depHOUSTON: We read you. Over
 Eight minutes later, as Armholy living tuck. Can you believe
 E CAN PUT A MAN ON THE
 tou uieeakendMOON, BUT WE CAN'T BOMB
 TRANQUILITY: LEC attached.
 Surface is powdery. One more lutely am standing on the sur-
 pause.) I'm hypervnlating.talking to you from the god-
 HOUSTON: Everything okay,Hold on.
 r. (lang0ujSsriotinchskn bastA TINY ASIAN NATION INTO
 the ladder. Can see the Eath, TRANQUILITY: I'm on the bot- THANQUILITY Holy mother
 THE STONE AGE?
A newspaper from July 21st, 1969

A newspaper from July 21st, 1969