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Bailey Jay, Food, and Fucking: ghc yes man cooking for the first time would either result in him the best fucking meal ever or him using random algorithms to determine what would be edible and making shit like this no in between yes man: you know, i might not be able to eat-but i wanted to surprise you today! i tried cooking for the first time! i analyzed the cookbooks that house had lying around and managed to make you something that you might like using all of those contents as reference, what do you think? courier six: yes man i love you so fucking much but i dont think any human being could even attempt to consume that, would you like me to help you out? yes man: please do! i love you too! ghc corvidaedream he would make stuff like those bot-generated recipes that are like "add a gallon of cube" @corvidaedream HE WOULD.. ghc scuze bold of you to assume the courier knows anything about food and wouldnt just assume thats how food is @scuzer alternate ending: courier six digs into yes man's food and legit enjoys it because 1 they love him enough to do it and 2. the only food courier six has enjoyed up until this point is 200+ year old fancy lad snack cakes and flat nuka cola so they dont know what a wholesome meal is causiane Courier, eating a bowl of BlamCo mac and cheese yes man, this food is so fucking good, i never tasted anything like it in my life, what did you do??? Yes-man, who literally just heated it up:i followed the instructions in the back of the box Courier: the what now Source: ghc 285 notes
Bailey Jay, Food, and Fucking: ghc
 yes man cooking for the first time would
 either result in him the best fucking meal ever
 or him using random algorithms to determine
 what would be edible and making shit like this
 no in between
 yes man: you know, i might not be able to
 eat-but i wanted to surprise you today! i
 tried cooking for the first time! i analyzed
 the cookbooks that house had lying around
 and managed to make you something that
 you might like using all of those contents as
 reference, what do you think?
 courier six: yes man i love you so fucking
 much but i dont think any human being could
 even attempt to consume that, would you like
 me to help you out?
 yes man: please do! i love you too!
 ghc
 corvidaedream
 he would make stuff like
 those bot-generated
 recipes that are like "add a
 gallon of cube"
 @corvidaedream
 HE WOULD..
 ghc
 scuze
 bold of you to assume the
 courier knows anything
 about food and wouldnt
 just assume thats how food
 is
 @scuzer
 alternate ending: courier six digs into yes
 man's food and legit enjoys it because 1
 they love him enough to do it and 2. the only
 food courier six has enjoyed up until this
 point is 200+ year old fancy lad snack cakes
 and flat nuka cola so they dont know what a
 wholesome meal is
 causiane
 Courier, eating a bowl of
 BlamCo mac and cheese
 yes man, this food is so
 fucking good, i never
 tasted anything like it in my
 life, what did you do???
 Yes-man, who literally just
 heated it up:i followed the
 instructions in the back of
 the box
 Courier: the what now
 Source: ghc
 285 notes
America, Anime, and College: When you spend hundreds of billions of dollars fighting a propaganda war against a man who picked up politics as a hobby and he gives you every ounce of ammunition you need to smear his name through the dirt almost willingly and you pay off every major media outlet with the exception of Fox News to push your pro-police state, reinterpretation-of-the-constitution narrative but you lose the propaganda war to an anime board, meme creators and hillbillies and the only republican candidate in history that you would h liked to have assassinated before he even got a chance to run wins in a decisive electoral college victory despite the fact he advocated for its abolishment 4 years prior and now you run the risk of not only losing the white house for 2 terms or more but never seeing a predominantly democratic Congress for decades because you decided to spend all of your time bashing the republican candidate instead of making positive claims for your own and in doing so you managed to convert millions of now-former democrats to the Republican Party so now it doesn't matter if the electoral college was abolished because the popular vote would likely be enough to keep all 3 branches republican so in a desperate attempt to turn the tide you pay remaining loyalists to create hundreds of social media pages that spend their entire existence making fun of the president and his family in a childish and degrading manner with the hope that enough people dislike him and could incite revolution somehow without guns because you wanted those banned and instead much like the first time it backfires and instead of battling you head-on the republican propagandists join in on making fun of him too to laugh when you're winning and then you try to debate intellectually for the first time instead and that doesn't work because the right-wingers turn your arguments into strawmen and the president somehow manages to defy logic and tum massive international blunders into positive gains for America regardless of his poor diplomatic skills which include insulting world leaders with catchy nicknames which works against you even further because not even the republicans can comprehend what he is doing so in a last ditch effort to save your party you rally the youth to cry on national television and ask him to resign and that fails as expected and now you're left to watch a man who should've never made it past the primaries dismantle your entire corrupted hierarchy accidentally @anarcistmemes
America, Anime, and College: When you spend hundreds of billions of dollars fighting a propaganda war against a man who picked up politics
 as a hobby and he gives you every ounce of ammunition you need to smear his name through the dirt almost
 willingly and you pay off every major media outlet with the exception of Fox News to push your pro-police state,
 reinterpretation-of-the-constitution narrative but you lose the propaganda war to an anime board, meme
 creators and hillbillies and the only republican candidate in history that you would h
 liked to have assassinated
 before he even got a chance to run wins in a decisive electoral college victory despite the fact he
 advocated for its abolishment 4 years prior and now you run the risk of not only losing the white house for 2 terms or
 more but never seeing a predominantly democratic Congress for decades because you decided to
 spend all of your time bashing the republican candidate instead of making positive claims for your own
 and in doing so you managed to convert millions of now-former democrats to the Republican Party so now it
 doesn't matter if the electoral college was abolished because the popular vote would likely be enough to
 keep all 3 branches republican so in a desperate attempt to turn the tide you pay remaining loyalists to
 create hundreds of social media pages that spend their entire existence making fun of the president and his
 family in a childish and degrading manner with the hope that enough people dislike him and could incite
 revolution somehow without guns because you wanted those banned and instead much like the first time it
 backfires and instead of battling you head-on the republican propagandists join in on making fun of him too
 to laugh when you're winning and then you try to debate intellectually for the first time
 instead and that doesn't work because the right-wingers turn your arguments into strawmen and the president
 somehow manages to defy logic and tum massive international blunders into positive gains for America
 regardless of his poor diplomatic skills which include insulting world leaders with catchy
 nicknames which works against you even further because not even the republicans can comprehend
 what he is doing so in a last ditch effort to save your party you rally the youth to cry on national television and ask
 him to resign and that fails as expected and now you're left to watch a man who should've never made it past
 the primaries dismantle your entire corrupted hierarchy accidentally
 @anarcistmemes
America, Beautiful, and God: THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON May 24, 2018 His Excellency Kim Jong Un Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Pyongyang Dear Mr. Chairman: We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used. I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I love you Kim, we coulda been together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America
America, Beautiful, and God: THE WHITE HOUSE
 WASHINGTON
 May 24, 2018
 His Excellency
 Kim Jong Un
 Chairman of the State Affairs Commission
 of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
 Pyongyang
 Dear Mr. Chairman:
 We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent
 negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was
 scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was
 requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking
 forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility
 displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this
 long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the
 Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not
 take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful
 that I pray to God they will never have to be used.
 I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is
 only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In
 the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with
 their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.
 And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you
 know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I love you
 Kim, we coulda been together, think about it. You ruined
 it now, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
 This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history
 Donald J. Trump
 President of the United States of America
America, Definitely, and Police: Kaepernick is protesting the culture of racism and inequality in the country, often leading to the deaths of young black men at the hands of the police Trump is protesting that white people cant do and say whatever they want at all times with no consequence EDIT: took me too long myself, but before engaging with that guy down thread, it's worth noting that he posts almost exclusively about racial topics. Definitely not worth your time Holden-Makok Kapernick was "protesting" police brutality against black peo- ple by wearing socks of police depicted as actual pigs, being disrespectful to the anthem and flag, which Americans see as symbol of our unity, and by wearing a T-Shirt of a communist dictator who oppressed people. So essentially he dehumanized other people based on their professions, championed a dictator who is basically a symbol of anti-America, and showed disre- spect to the most fundamental icon of what it means to be an American, and this is who you expect people to cheer for? 217 points 9 hours ago* Il For those of us who are not racist and don't see the world in purely racial terms, Trump's message was never that America was great when white people did whatever they wanted, he meant it was great when it's economy was on top, it's industry was on top, and it's military was on top. But keep peddling the whole racist angle, it's easier than actually concerning yourself with anything significant Edit: feed me your downvotes, the truth hurts don't it? cry harder (i.imgur.com) My proudest moment
America, Definitely, and Police: Kaepernick is protesting the culture of racism and inequality in
 the country, often leading to the deaths of young black men at
 the hands of the police
 Trump is protesting that white people cant do and say whatever
 they want at all times with no consequence
 EDIT: took me too long myself, but before engaging with
 that guy down thread, it's worth noting that he posts almost
 exclusively about racial topics. Definitely not worth your time
 Holden-Makok
 Kapernick was "protesting" police brutality against black peo-
 ple by wearing socks of police depicted as actual pigs, being
 disrespectful to the anthem and flag, which Americans see as
 symbol of our unity, and by wearing a T-Shirt of a communist
 dictator who oppressed people. So essentially he dehumanized
 other people based on their professions, championed a dictator
 who is basically a symbol of anti-America, and showed disre-
 spect to the most fundamental icon of what it means to be an
 American, and this is who you expect people to cheer for?
 217 points 9 hours ago*
 Il
 For those of us who are not racist and don't see the world in
 purely racial terms, Trump's message was never that America
 was great when white people did whatever they wanted, he
 meant it was great when it's economy was on top, it's industry
 was on top, and it's military was on top. But keep peddling the
 whole racist angle, it's easier than actually concerning yourself
 with anything significant
 Edit: feed me your downvotes, the truth hurts don't it?
 cry harder (i.imgur.com)
My proudest moment

My proudest moment

America, Beautiful, and God: THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON May 24, 2018 His Excellency Kim Jong Un Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Pyongyang Dear Mr. Chairman: We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used. I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I love you Kim, we coulda been together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it. This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America Sincerely yours,
America, Beautiful, and God: THE WHITE HOUSE
 WASHINGTON
 May 24, 2018
 His Excellency
 Kim Jong Un
 Chairman of the State Affairs Commission
 of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
 Pyongyang
 Dear Mr. Chairman:
 We greatly appreciate your time, patience, and effort with respect to our recent
 negotiations and discussions relative to a summit long sought by both parties, which was
 scheduled to take place on June 12 in Singapore. We were informed that the meeting was
 requested by North Korea, but that to us is totally irrelevant. I was very much looking
 forward to being there with you. Sadly, based on the tremendous anger and open hostility
 displayed in your most recent statement, I feel it is inappropriate, at this time, to have this
 long-planned meeting. Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the
 Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not
 take place. You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful
 that I pray to God they will never have to be used.
 I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is
 only that dialogue that matters. Some day, I look very much forward to meeting you. In
 the meantime, I want to thank you for the release of the hostages who are now home with
 their families. That was a beautiful gesture and was very much appreciated.
 And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you
 know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I love you
 Kim, we coulda been together, think about it. You ruined
 it now, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
 This missed opportunity is a truly sad moment in history
 Donald J. Trump
 President of the United States of America
Sincerely yours,

Sincerely yours,