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Children, Fire, and Funny: SHOOT YOURSELF For th shots rom one Pho Self-portraiture is the ultimate form of self-expression, and the Lomo Actionsampler is the ultimate self-portrait camera. So, if you can't find any willing subjects to try it out on ou could always shoot yourself. Just hold the camera out in front of you and snap away while walking, jogging, jumping in the air, riding a bike or bouncing on a trampoline. Hold it at waist level and capture your reflection in a window or photograph your shadow when you're out for a stroll. Moving the camera rapidly towards your face as you trip the shutter will also produce an eye-catching sequence of images, and if you're wearing your outrageous sunglasses and pulling a funny face at the same time, so much the better Load and fire Despite this ingenuity, the Actionsampler is far fro cole eras CAM m so there's no metering than The body and lenses are fashioned from plast ws and a pathetic flip-up rangefinder is all you have as a veen what you're actually shooting. I've got no idea what the eff or aperture is, or even the shutter speed, but I don't care. The sin nt. a camera is, the less you have to think about the technica aphy and the more you can let your imagination run fiot The only control you have with the Actionsampler is in the typed film that you load into it. Use negative rather than slide film so that you can take advantage of its wide exposure latitude to achieve wel exposed images. In sunny weather, IS0100 film will be ideal while for dull weather you'll need to load ISO400. Indoors, try IS0800 or S01600 film. Experiment with black and white film as well as colou traffic pass by. Alter If it moves, shoot it In terms of subject matter, anything goes, but the Actionsampler the shutter while yo really lends itself to moving subjects because that's when the delayed action effect comes into its own. Use it to capture everyday action, such as your children racing around on their bikes, Once you've shot a on swings in the park, leaping through the air or diving into a swimming pool. My own children soon lose interest when I try to your advantage photograph them using a normal camera, but when they see the Minimum focu Actionsampler they volunteer because they know the results will the exposure you be fascinating. vehicle so you grab There are so man able to assess its st Slide film is too exposure-sensitive for a camera like the Actionsampler. However, you could shoot slide film, then have t cross processed in C-41 chemistry. This way you get the exposure latitude of negative film but also increased contrast and unusual trast and unusual . The urban landscape is also an ideal environment for the Actionsampler. Stand in one spot and shoot away as people or worry. A little blu the image from s So, what are y colours that will add impact to your unique shot sequences
Children, Fire, and Funny: SHOOT YOURSELF
 For th
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 one
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 Self-portraiture is the ultimate form of self-expression, and the Lomo Actionsampler is
 the ultimate self-portrait camera. So, if you can't find any willing subjects to try it out on
 ou could always shoot yourself. Just hold the camera out in front of you and snap away
 while walking, jogging, jumping in the air, riding a bike or bouncing on a trampoline.
 Hold it at waist level and capture your reflection in a window or photograph your shadow
 when you're out for a stroll. Moving the camera rapidly towards your face as you trip the
 shutter will also produce an eye-catching sequence of images, and if you're wearing your
 outrageous sunglasses and pulling a funny face at the same time, so much the better
 Load and fire
 Despite this ingenuity, the Actionsampler is far fro
 cole
 eras
 CAM
 m so
 there's no metering
 than The body and lenses are fashioned from plast
 ws
 and a pathetic flip-up rangefinder is all you have as a
 veen what you're actually shooting. I've got no idea what the eff
 or aperture is, or even the shutter speed, but I don't care. The sin
 nt. a camera is, the less you have to think about the technica
 aphy and the more you can let your imagination run fiot
 The only control you have with the Actionsampler is in the typed
 film that you load into it. Use negative rather than slide film so that
 you can take advantage of its wide exposure latitude to achieve wel
 exposed images. In sunny weather, IS0100 film will be ideal while
 for dull weather you'll need to load ISO400. Indoors, try IS0800 or
 S01600 film. Experiment with black and white film as well as colou
 traffic pass by. Alter
 If it moves, shoot it
 In terms of subject matter, anything goes, but the Actionsampler the shutter while yo
 really lends itself to moving subjects because that's when the
 delayed action effect comes into its own. Use it to capture
 everyday action, such as your children racing around on their bikes, Once you've shot a
 on swings in the park, leaping through the air or diving into a
 swimming pool. My own children soon lose interest when I try to your advantage
 photograph them using a normal camera, but when they see the Minimum focu
 Actionsampler they volunteer because they know the results will the exposure you
 be fascinating.
 vehicle so you grab
 There are so man
 able to assess its st
 Slide film is too exposure-sensitive for a camera like the
 Actionsampler. However, you could shoot slide film, then have t
 cross processed in C-41 chemistry. This way you get the exposure
 latitude of negative film but also increased contrast and unusual
 trast and unusual .
 The urban landscape is also an ideal environment for the
 Actionsampler. Stand in one spot and shoot away as people or
 worry. A little blu
 the image from s
 So, what are y
 colours that will add impact to your unique shot sequences
America, Children, and Fake: Fake News Headline Correction Project Original His ACTUAL statement FIXED headline. BANTER ALEX JONES (HOST): It now stands with you and the U.S. military who I know already understand who the Chicom operatives and the traitors are to understand who's trying to take the First Amendment, who's trying to bankrupt the country, who's trying to shut down THE HOME ABOUT PODCA THE BANTER HOM BOU PODCAS erything, who went ahead and admitted they wanted to bankrupt he ng care in America to bri media is the our kn We' nder attack and you know that, and you pointed out mainstream emy Alex Jones Incites Violence: "This Is It. Get Your Battle Rifles Ready" But now it's time to act on the enemy before they do a falise flig. I know the Justice Alex Jones: "This Is It. Get Your Battle Rifles Ready" in non-violent call to action Department's crippled, a bunch of followers and cowards. But there's groups, there's grand uries, there'syo legally and criminally to move against these people people you know aren't traitors, and aren't cowards, and aren't hedging their frickin' bets like all these other assholes do, and let's go, let's do it. Because they're coming. Now, in your wisdom you may be playing possum and waiting for them to come in. But America needs to know that they've got their little pathetic commie red teams ready. And they've got their targets picked out: the sheriffs, the judges, the police chiefs, the patriots, the veterans, the talk show hosts, everybody. And everyone's going to be amazed when they come and when those cowards come and it's going to hit in the middle of the night, and they're coming. And they're coming And they're coming you called for it and it's time politically and economically and judiciously and It's got to be done now. Get together the hey think they can really take down America. And this is it. So, people need to have their battle rifles and everything ready at their bedsides and you got to be ready because the media is so disciplined in their deceptio reporters, beat up women, children, no coverage. And they've got discipline folks, they've got Original: archive.is/04DUI Antifa attacked all these people at the White House, beat up From the article As if to pr Periscope (owned by Twitter) yesterday to urge his supporters to get their guns and start shooting up America's enemies (the media, antifa, "Chicom oper riminal discipline because they're a bunch of followers ma social media platforms righ t, Alex Jones took to archive.fo/lo2iv This level of dishonesty and taking words out of context is basically the same as lying. Jones explicitly said this is a call to action politically economically, judisciously, legally, and criminally "Get your battle rifles ready" was clearly not intended in a violent manner who tha #HeadlineCorrections r/Head lineCorrections
America, Children, and Fake: Fake News Headline Correction Project
 Original
 His ACTUAL statement
 FIXED headline.
 BANTER
 ALEX JONES (HOST): It now stands with you and the U.S. military who I know already
 understand who the Chicom operatives and the traitors are to understand who's trying to take
 the First Amendment, who's trying to bankrupt the country, who's trying to shut down
 THE
 HOME
 ABOUT
 PODCA
 THE
 BANTER
 HOM
 BOU
 PODCAS
 erything, who went ahead and admitted they wanted to bankrupt he
 ng
 care in America to
 bri
 media is the
 our kn
 We'
 nder attack and you know that, and you pointed out mainstream
 emy
 Alex Jones Incites Violence: "This Is
 It. Get Your Battle Rifles Ready"
 But now it's time to act on the enemy before they do a falise flig. I know the Justice
 Alex Jones: "This Is It. Get Your
 Battle Rifles Ready" in non-violent
 call to action
 Department's crippled, a bunch of followers and cowards. But there's groups, there's grand
 uries, there'syo
 legally and criminally to move against these people
 people you know aren't traitors, and aren't cowards, and aren't hedging their frickin' bets like all
 these other assholes do, and let's go, let's do it. Because they're coming. Now, in your wisdom
 you may be playing possum and waiting for them to come in. But America needs to know that
 they've got their little pathetic commie red teams ready. And they've got their targets picked out:
 the sheriffs, the judges, the police chiefs, the patriots, the veterans, the talk show hosts,
 everybody. And everyone's going to be amazed when they come and when those cowards
 come and it's going to hit in the middle of the night, and they're coming. And they're coming
 And they're coming
 you called for it and it's time politically and economically and judiciously and
 It's got to be done now. Get together the
 hey think they can really take down America. And this is it. So, people need to have their
 battle rifles and everything ready at their bedsides and you got to be ready because the media
 is so disciplined in their deceptio
 reporters, beat up women, children, no coverage. And they've got discipline folks, they've got
 Original: archive.is/04DUI
 Antifa attacked all these people at the White House, beat up
 From the article
 As if to pr
 Periscope (owned by Twitter) yesterday to urge his supporters to get
 their guns and start shooting up America's enemies (the media, antifa,
 "Chicom oper
 riminal discipline because they're a bunch of followers
 ma
 social media platforms righ
 t, Alex Jones took to
 archive.fo/lo2iv
 This level of dishonesty and taking words out of
 context is basically the same as lying. Jones
 explicitly said this is a call to action politically
 economically, judisciously, legally, and criminally
 "Get your battle rifles ready" was clearly not
 intended in a violent manner
 who
 tha
 #HeadlineCorrections
 r/Head lineCorrections
Anime, Creepy, and Doctor: 2 hrs S Waiting on doctor... 15 mins past apt.time...ok l'll read my manga 25 mins later. **quick knock. Hello ook up from manga,nods at my name **physicians assistant notices manga He chuckles Well your jacket says you're 30 and if you tell me you're single,l'll know why." ***my eyebrow shoots up "l didn't realize there was an age limit on the genre or a relevance to my relationship status?" ***p.a. clears his throat "I was only joking,my son reads those anime things too" "Manga..." PA.:"huh?" You read Manga and watch Anime. That's a common mistake.Don't worry lots of people get that wrong." P.A.:"Ah,well manga then." Get through exam...get up to leave P.A."Can you tell me something?" "Umm...depends what you wanna know." P.A."Well my son has really picked up on the Japanese language since he's into those manga and stuff... I tried to joke with him and said he could call me Doctor Senpai.. .he looked like I had slapped him. What's wrong with that?" *M die'n on the floor in uncontrollable laughter...tears streaming down my face P.A:"REALLY?" "I'm sorry.."*panting* fan'n my face trying to form words "Nothing... there's nothing wrong with having you're son call you "Doctor Senpai"... if you're into that kinda thing.. P.A." Oh good..wait what you mean "that kind of thing"?" ***still try n to recover*** squeak out pedophiles and creepy characters say that stuff... P.A.looks like l've murdered his grandma "jaw drops *sitting in the chair...still laughing P.A.:"I wanted the answer...do l even want to know what "baka" means?" Oh that's harmless... it means dummy or stupid *PA. looks dejected..."oh" Best appointment turn around EVER! Like Comment Share Write a comment
Anime, Creepy, and Doctor: 2 hrs S
 Waiting on doctor... 15 mins past apt.time...ok l'll read my manga
 25 mins later. **quick knock.
 Hello
 ook up from manga,nods at my name
 **physicians assistant notices manga
 He chuckles
 Well your jacket says you're 30 and if you tell me you're single,l'll know why."
 ***my eyebrow shoots up
 "l didn't realize there was an age limit on the genre or a relevance to my
 relationship status?"
 ***p.a. clears his throat
 "I was only joking,my son reads those anime things too"
 "Manga..."
 PA.:"huh?"
 You read Manga and watch Anime. That's a common mistake.Don't worry lots
 of people get that wrong."
 P.A.:"Ah,well manga then."
 Get through exam...get up to leave
 P.A."Can you tell me something?"
 "Umm...depends what you wanna know."
 P.A."Well my son has really picked up on the Japanese language since he's
 into those manga and stuff... I tried to joke with him and said he could call me
 Doctor Senpai.. .he looked like I had slapped him. What's wrong with that?"
 *M die'n on the floor in uncontrollable laughter...tears streaming down my
 face
 P.A:"REALLY?"
 "I'm sorry.."*panting* fan'n my face trying to form words
 "Nothing... there's nothing wrong with having you're son call you "Doctor
 Senpai"... if you're into that kinda thing..
 P.A." Oh good..wait what you mean "that kind of thing"?"
 ***still try n to recover*** squeak out pedophiles and creepy characters say that
 stuff...
 P.A.looks like l've murdered his grandma "jaw drops
 *sitting in the chair...still laughing
 P.A.:"I wanted the answer...do l even want to know what "baka" means?"
 Oh that's harmless... it means dummy or stupid
 *PA. looks dejected..."oh"
 Best appointment turn around EVER!
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Anaconda, Dumb, and Flexing: Posted by u/ExtraPowerful Sparkle Specialist 1 hour ago
 135
 I recently got diagnosed with Hyphil and Fortnite is the only thing keeping me sane
 DISCUSSION
 I understand that random internet strangers probably don't care but I wanted to get that off my chest.
 26 Comments → Share
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 ↑ ExtraPowerful Sparkle Specialist, score hidden . 1 hour ago
 Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex
 tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest
 leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape's powerful
 adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining
 them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And
 for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage,
 but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in
 half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it
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