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Bitch, Cute, and Friends: You are NOT to have a single girls phone number e You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat . and Twitter) E You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public) . You are NOT to go to Honda without me vvoom room You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week . You're NOT to look at a single girl e if girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away e Mo is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out . You are NOT to ask for head Nau augn . You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again . You're NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah,Deven,or Josh ever again Nwe . You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you 21? . I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please x-xxxx e if we move in there are to . If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over e If I catch you around giris 1 kill you e You are NOT to ditch me for your friends · Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU! navy、 . We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least Noyy . If I say jump you say "how high princess xoxo NEVER ever be girls at our house NoNO You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so i know your not messing around You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back * bai-xue-lives: allthingshyper: wenamedthedogkylo: trenchmints: Filed under: yikes, get a new girlfriend, doubleyikes A classic example of what abusive behavior in women can look like. This isn’t cute or sweet or just for anyone’s own good, this is controlling. Young gents (and wlw and nb folks interested in ladies), if your girlfriend or prospective girlfriend presents you a list like this (especially in writing), you crumple that shit up, drop it at her feet, remind her that you are not property, and walk away. This shit isn’t funny or cute when a man does it to a woman; do not tolerate it just because it’s coming from a woman. Holy fucking shit this bitch is out of her mind obsessive already What do you wanna bet that she hates Keegan, Tyler, Noah, Deven, Josh, and Austin because they saw through her bullshit and tried to warn their bro
Bitch, Cute, and Friends: You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
 e
 You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat
 .
 and Twitter) E
 You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public)
 . You are NOT to go to Honda without me vvoom room
 You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
 . You're NOT to look at a single girl
 e if girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
 e Mo is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out
 . You are NOT to ask for head Nau augn
 . You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
 . You're NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah,Deven,or Josh ever again Nwe
 . You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you 21?
 . I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please x-xxxx
 e if we move in there are to
 . If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over
 e If I catch you around giris 1 kill you
 e You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
 · Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU! navy、
 . We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least Noyy
 . If I say jump you say "how high princess xoxo
 NEVER ever be girls at our house NoNO
 You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so i know your
 not messing around
 You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back
 *
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A classic example of what abusive behavior in women can look like. This isn’t cute or sweet or just for anyone’s own good, this is controlling.
Young gents (and wlw and nb folks interested in ladies), if your girlfriend or prospective girlfriend presents you a list like this (especially in writing), you crumple that shit up, drop it at her feet, remind her that you are not property, and walk away.
This shit isn’t funny or cute when a man does it to a woman; do not tolerate it just because it’s coming from a woman.


Holy fucking shit this bitch is out of her mind obsessive already

What do you wanna bet that she hates Keegan, Tyler, Noah, Deven, Josh, and Austin because they saw through her bullshit and tried to warn their bro

bai-xue-lives: allthingshyper: wenamedthedogkylo: trenchmints: Filed under: yikes, get a new girlfriend, doubleyikes A classic example o...

Christmas, Target, and Tumblr: ziegenkind: a-minnyarrd submitted: how much do you wanna bet that Neil buys Andrew one of these for Christmas,, the question is would he actually wear it neil does and andrew will
Christmas, Target, and Tumblr: ziegenkind:
a-minnyarrd submitted: how much do you wanna bet that Neil buys Andrew one of these for Christmas,, the question is would he actually wear it
neil does and andrew will

ziegenkind: a-minnyarrd submitted: how much do you wanna bet that Neil buys Andrew one of these for Christmas,, the question is would he act...

Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to the bathroom together Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I can’t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. It’s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. “If you not cheating let me see them text messages”. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and it’s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. It’s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonald’s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncé. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull
Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to
 the bathroom together
Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I can’t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. It’s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. “If you not cheating let me see them text messages”. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and it’s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. It’s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonald’s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncé. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull

Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of co...

Memes, Shoes, and Lebron: How much y'all wanna bet LeBron is gonna step on Kyrie's shoes next season?
Memes, Shoes, and Lebron: How much y'all wanna bet LeBron is gonna step on Kyrie's shoes next season?

How much y'all wanna bet LeBron is gonna step on Kyrie's shoes next season?

Amy Schumer, Barbie, and Crazy: NOT EASY BEING MEH THE EMOJI MOVIE OLUMBIA CTURES AUGUST 4 fEmojiMovie ANixation #EmojiMovie THE EMOJ MOVIE HAPPENS OLUMBIA PICTURES AUGUST 4 fEmojiMovie ANixation #EmojiMovie DEVILICious THE MOVIE AUGUST 4 COLUMB1A CTURES Aixation #EmojiMovie fEmojiMovie GIMMIE THE EMOJI MOVIE COLUMB1A PICTURES AUGUST 4 Piktures ANİ Mation #Emoj Movie fEmojiMovies THE EMOJ MOVIE CRAZY HAPPY AUGUST 4 COLUM81A İCTURES fEmojiMovie Aixation <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154823399002/lastsonlost-swedishrefugee-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://skathing.tumblr.com/post/154823199404/swedishrefugee-lastsonlost-fitotrd" class="tumblr_blog">skathing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154821033037/lastsonlost-fitotrd-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://swedishrefugee.tumblr.com/post/154820743596/fitotrd-lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">swedishrefugee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154820570312/lastsonlost-lastsonlost-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fitotrd.tumblr.com/post/154820480871/lastsonlost-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">fitotrd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154820356482/lastsonlost-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154820240607/egaylitarian-princess-has-a-pen" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/154820160966/yourchangelingoverlord-emilybrs97" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/154820122546/emilybrs97-rootbeergoddess-queenbean03" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourchangelingoverlord.tumblr.com/post/154820026972/rootbeergoddess-queenbean03" class="tumblr_blog">yourchangelingoverlord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://emilybrs97.tumblr.com/post/154818173498/queenbean03-movieposterdatabase-the-emoji" class="tumblr_blog">emilybrs97</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rootbeergoddess.tumblr.com/post/154818094849/movieposterdatabase-the-emoji-movie-character" class="tumblr_blog">rootbeergoddess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://queenbean03.tumblr.com/post/154796330593/movieposterdatabase-the-emoji-movie-character" class="tumblr_blog">queenbean03</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://movieposterdatabase.tumblr.com/post/154774376139/the-emoji-movie-character-posters" class="tumblr_blog">movieposterdatabase</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The EMOJI Movie Character Posters</p></blockquote> <p>So which one is the main character? Does this movie have a main character?</p> </blockquote> <p>……Why!?</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="185" data-tumblr-attribution="leatherjacketrenegade67:q1GWKDphacF1mgeAdckEeg:ZSTZ_l1wtlG1-" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71c9c370e96b6080185064be6c0899eb/tumblr_inline_oilspvGWZ81r02s6q_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71c9c370e96b6080185064be6c0899eb/tumblr_inline_oilvdrg2WO1sp5650_500.gif" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71c9c370e96b6080185064be6c0899eb/tumblr_inline_oilspvGWZ81r02s6q_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Why do they have to have the one that’s a literal pile of shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>The devil is the villain, right?</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m pretty sure the movie is the villain</p> </blockquote> <p>if Sony just wants to throw away money they can just give me some</p> if I’m not mistaken they’re also doing the Amy Schumer Barbie movie.</blockquote> <p>It’s like the company is trying to commit suicide.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sigh… This movie is gonna end up doing well isnt it… Fucking kids! </p> </blockquote> <p>Given kids today I’m assuming it’s just want to get pirated. Sure they may like the movie but I doubt they’ll like it enough to commit $10 on a movie ticket</p> </blockquote> <p>has anyone complained yet how the yellow ones are clearly white people?</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my God and there’s no black emojis! </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="265" data-orig-height="236" data-tumblr-attribution="scowndrel-blog:0Igmq7BtdTmYAU2_CrNv4Q:ZW55osgZCam1" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/379df6473deae84b9b8e4371685c9336/tumblr_mjve2rM8n81s85eqbo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/64fdde4e23b79e28a96d22a54b6f8a59/tumblr_inline_oilwc9OiKh1sp5650_500.gif" data-orig-width="265" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/379df6473deae84b9b8e4371685c9336/tumblr_mjve2rM8n81s85eqbo1_400.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>No black ones but there’s certainly a brown one</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1897" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e08e99ff1c780a280cd4a8f382a9bca2/tumblr_inline_oilyzlG2X81tv13r9_540.png" data-orig-height="1897" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Wanna bet on how long until he becomes ‘Problematic’?</p></blockquote> <p>I don’t know how fast is a nanosecond? I’m guessing the first problem will be why is the Poo not voiced by a black person. The second problem will be drawing the poo too light because the poo is poc coded and obviously fluid.</p></blockquote> <p>I really hope they find something Problematic™ about this movie so I can say I&rsquo;m boycotting it.</p>
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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154823399002/lastsonlost-swedishrefugee-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

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<blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154821033037/lastsonlost-fitotrd-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://swedishrefugee.tumblr.com/post/154820743596/fitotrd-lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">swedishrefugee</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154820570312/lastsonlost-lastsonlost-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://fitotrd.tumblr.com/post/154820480871/lastsonlost-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">fitotrd</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/154820356482/lastsonlost-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/154820160966/yourchangelingoverlord-emilybrs97" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/154820122546/emilybrs97-rootbeergoddess-queenbean03" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://yourchangelingoverlord.tumblr.com/post/154820026972/rootbeergoddess-queenbean03" class="tumblr_blog">yourchangelingoverlord</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://emilybrs97.tumblr.com/post/154818173498/queenbean03-movieposterdatabase-the-emoji" class="tumblr_blog">emilybrs97</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://rootbeergoddess.tumblr.com/post/154818094849/movieposterdatabase-the-emoji-movie-character" class="tumblr_blog">rootbeergoddess</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://queenbean03.tumblr.com/post/154796330593/movieposterdatabase-the-emoji-movie-character" class="tumblr_blog">queenbean03</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://movieposterdatabase.tumblr.com/post/154774376139/the-emoji-movie-character-posters" class="tumblr_blog">movieposterdatabase</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The EMOJI Movie Character Posters</p></blockquote>
<p>So which one is the main character? Does this movie have a main character?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>……Why!?</p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="185" data-tumblr-attribution="leatherjacketrenegade67:q1GWKDphacF1mgeAdckEeg:ZSTZ_l1wtlG1-" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71c9c370e96b6080185064be6c0899eb/tumblr_inline_oilspvGWZ81r02s6q_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71c9c370e96b6080185064be6c0899eb/tumblr_inline_oilvdrg2WO1sp5650_500.gif" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71c9c370e96b6080185064be6c0899eb/tumblr_inline_oilspvGWZ81r02s6q_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Why do they have to have the one that’s a literal pile of shit.</p>
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<p>The devil is the villain, right?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m pretty sure the movie is the villain</p>
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<p>if Sony just wants to throw away money they can just give me some</p> if I’m not mistaken they’re also doing the Amy Schumer Barbie movie.</blockquote>

<p>It’s like the company is trying to commit suicide.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Sigh… This movie is gonna end up doing well isnt it… Fucking kids! </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Given kids today I’m assuming it’s just want to get pirated. Sure they may like the movie but I doubt they’ll like it enough to commit $10 on a movie ticket</p>
</blockquote>
<p>has anyone complained yet how the yellow ones are clearly white people?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Oh my God and there’s no black emojis! </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="265" data-orig-height="236" data-tumblr-attribution="scowndrel-blog:0Igmq7BtdTmYAU2_CrNv4Q:ZW55osgZCam1" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/379df6473deae84b9b8e4371685c9336/tumblr_mjve2rM8n81s85eqbo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/64fdde4e23b79e28a96d22a54b6f8a59/tumblr_inline_oilwc9OiKh1sp5650_500.gif" data-orig-width="265" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/379df6473deae84b9b8e4371685c9336/tumblr_mjve2rM8n81s85eqbo1_400.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>No black ones but there’s certainly a brown one</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1897" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e08e99ff1c780a280cd4a8f382a9bca2/tumblr_inline_oilyzlG2X81tv13r9_540.png" data-orig-height="1897" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Wanna bet on how long until he becomes ‘Problematic’?</p></blockquote>

<p>I don’t know how fast is a nanosecond? I’m guessing the first problem will be why is the Poo not voiced by a black person. The second problem will be drawing the poo too light because the poo is poc coded and obviously fluid.</p></blockquote>

<p>I really hope they find something Problematic™ about this movie so I can say I&rsquo;m boycotting it.</p>

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