Dating these days is just a competition of who’s more heartless while dating 7 other people at the same time so you don’t get too attached a...
Best Thing To Do When Life Gives You Lemons
You can go shave your back now. Bye Jason 👋🏻
Tag someone that knows someone..
Come on, you know you do your dog's voice all the time.
This is a job for vodka🤤🍸 repost from my bezzy @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
This girl sounds like a psycho. Give me her number.
These college kids drinking in class thinking their life is so hard, can’t wait till they finish school and get their dream job n really sta...
Breakfast of champions luv🙌🏻🍹
How bout that Jess 🔥
Such a badass move. I’m impressed tbh.
I a@ so tired
That’s why you should always be prepared
Ungrateful as fuck wow
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After you're done with the Vodka, the bottle becomes a Bong :) @epic_glass
This man is a real legend for this one
Trump's actual business record.
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Lol dm this to someone
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Got my vodka goggles on. Our Bachelor In Paradise recap is up, link in bio or betches.co-paradise1
Y’all are too much 🤣🤣
What a great idea
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My beautiful Dylann Roof tattoo 😍
i have TEARS in my eyes
Hello.....it me😬 repost via my fave @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
Yesterday I bought a thousand dollars worth of crap. What’s the worst thing you bought drunk? DrunkShopping @cnbc
Me talking to a chair: I'll have a double thx
Me following the advice of @lvcifers_revenge
I almost spit out my vodka soda 😂 ( @bitch_y_quotes__ )
*squints eyes* *hair flip* *nearly falls over* Stunning