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In middle school my mom told my brother and I that we should pretend to have gotten terrible grades on a test as an April Fool's joke on my dad. He, however, knew what we were going to do, so he was going to fake a heart attack because he was so mad. We mom turned this around yet again, and she made fake vomit out of cream of mushroom soup and Vienna sausages and told us to "throw up" on him because we were so upset about his heart attack April Fool's comes along, and dad gets home from work. My brother and I were sulking because we knew we were about to get in trouble for the "bad grades" we got, and dad lost it. He couldn't go through with it because he was laughing so hard. So I proceeded to pick up the vomit and throw up on him anyway. This led to the Great vomit Fight of '04, where my family picked up handfuls of vomit and threw it at each other for the rest of the night That Apri Fool's ended up being one of my best memories. permalink embed save give gold pocket C-1 RhinoMan2112 818 points 3 years ago where my family picked up handfuls of vomit and threw it at each other for the rest of the night Mmm, I always enjoy a good vomit-fight. permalink embed save parent give gold pocket t During the 1916 Easter Rising (a battle to end British rule over Ireland), there was a ceasefire each day to allow the C-j daveyb86 2844 points 10 hours ago park-keeper of St. Stephen's Green to feed the ducks in the park. permalink embed save report give gold reply pocket C-1 shy guy 1119 1608 points 8 hours ago that's awesome. I just imagine two enemy generals negotiating this "I hate your guts, but can we stop trying to kill eachother for a little bit each day?" why the bloody hell should we do that? there's this old park keeper, and he loves to feed the ducks each day. it means a lot to him We you want us to cease fire every day, so a man can feed some ducks? "we'll do it at tea time." deal permalink embed save parent report give gold reply pocket t C-1 DaoofReddit 582 points 8 hours ago Ah yes, using Britain's greats weakness against them, tea. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply pocket Shiny Joltik 499 points 7 hours ago It's a solid strategy. 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O 873 computers such as increased power efficiency, cheaper parts and easier implementation of cert submitted 6 hours ago by Lawls91 68 comments share save hide give gold report pocket all 68 comments sorted by: top Don't just complain, please MESSAGE THE MODs regarding rule violations! content policy formatting help Save t Bits are binary points 2 hours ago they could have called the ternary digits "tits". Bandwidth could be measured in digits. Damn, C-J lifeboatz 172 megatits (per second). But noooo. They had to go with "trits"O. permalink embed save report give gold reply pocket Guy rations 54 points 2 hours ago I mean, I measure my internet speed in the amount of tits I can get per second. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply pocket C-J Shaom1 23 points an hour ago Remember, though, 8 Megatits 1 Megatyte. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply pocket AA C-] Banana Mango014 24 points an hour ago That's because megatits are megatyte. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply pocket Nice catch. o (gFycat.com) 9 5245 submitted 8 hours ago by OMGLMAOWTF com to /r/gifs l U NSFW 1169 comments share save hide port pocket kay jay25 4449 points 7 hor I've been sucking dick for nearly two decades and I can say with confidence that his technique is flawless. The tongue fully extended to allow maximum room The throat relaxed and opened to receive every last inch of the shaft. 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 that's awesome. I just imagine two enemy generals negotiating this
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 why the bloody hell should we do that?
 there's this old park keeper, and he loves to feed the ducks each day. it means a lot to him
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