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Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.

You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why unti...

Condom, Desperate, and Grandma: When you poke a hole in ya cousins condom & your grandma gets pregnant aasscraver TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So I click this shit hoping to see that video but of course that shit don't pop up. Instead a bunch of pop-ups appear on my screen: "Your Phone is at risk for a virus!" Yeet I know damn well I ain't got a virus. I close the tab and go back to the home page of the site. I almost gave up on beating my meat until I scrolled to the bottom of the page. "2 gay niggas fighting over a nigga" Bruh one of them niggas was hella cute I ain't gon lie and I ain't gay miss me with that. But I clicked that shit fast asl. The video plays and I start stroking my shit right. Ain't my proudest fap but a nigga was desperate. As soon as the 2 gay niggas started tounge punching each others buttholes I went into maximum overdrive word to Plankton. Before I nut my neph-son walks into the room. "Daddy I finis-" Before he could finish I FINISHED all over the place. My neph-son ran away screaming. "God dammit Junior wot in ternation were you thinking?" I get out of the bed but my shorts were still down. I trip and fall right onto my erect penis. I howled in pain. I look up to see Junior standing above me. "What are you doing help ya broth- I mean Dad!" He smiled and looked at me. From behind his back he pulled out Vaseline and duct tape. "I've been waiting for this." he said. So here I am, defenseless against my neph-son's advances, Vaseline in hand. Moral of the story: Xnxx is the best porn site don't @ me
Condom, Desperate, and Grandma: When you poke a hole in ya cousins
 condom & your grandma gets pregnant
 aasscraver
TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So I click this shit hoping to see that video but of course that shit don't pop up. Instead a bunch of pop-ups appear on my screen: "Your Phone is at risk for a virus!" Yeet I know damn well I ain't got a virus. I close the tab and go back to the home page of the site. I almost gave up on beating my meat until I scrolled to the bottom of the page. "2 gay niggas fighting over a nigga" Bruh one of them niggas was hella cute I ain't gon lie and I ain't gay miss me with that. But I clicked that shit fast asl. The video plays and I start stroking my shit right. Ain't my proudest fap but a nigga was desperate. As soon as the 2 gay niggas started tounge punching each others buttholes I went into maximum overdrive word to Plankton. Before I nut my neph-son walks into the room. "Daddy I finis-" Before he could finish I FINISHED all over the place. My neph-son ran away screaming. "God dammit Junior wot in ternation were you thinking?" I get out of the bed but my shorts were still down. I trip and fall right onto my erect penis. I howled in pain. I look up to see Junior standing above me. "What are you doing help ya broth- I mean Dad!" He smiled and looked at me. From behind his back he pulled out Vaseline and duct tape. "I've been waiting for this." he said. So here I am, defenseless against my neph-son's advances, Vaseline in hand. Moral of the story: Xnxx is the best porn site don't @ me

TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So ...