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Children, Clothes, and Fail: gaming: Indie Game Spotlight: Untitled Goose Game聽 Oh, boy, do we have an extra super horrible Indie Game Spotlight exclusive for you today! We鈥檙e talking, of course, of Untitled Goose Game, a slapstick simulator, where you play a goose hassling a town full of people who would very much like you to stop hassling them, please. It feels a bit like playing the videogame version of an old cartoon, complete with reactive soundtrack. Everything that happens in the game is very low stakes (the goose doesn鈥檛 get involved in political scandals, or drive a car off a ramp etc.), but there鈥檚 a lot of room for comedic performance in doing things like stealing clothes off a washing line and dumping them in a pond. The team at House House shares roles a lot, and so the game was predominantly designed collaboratively by four people. We chatted with Stuart Gillespie-Cook, who mostly works on animation. Also within House House is Jake Strasser, largely responsible for the design of levels and environments, Nico Disseldorp who does all the programming, and Michael McMaster who mostly works on art direction and UI. The iconic sound effects were made by Em Halberstadt, and Dan Golding聽designed聽the music. There鈥檚 also art from Kalonica Quigley and additional UI programming from Cherie Davidson. Stuart Gave us the lowdown on the curious title, the game mechanics, and dream crossovers. Read on! What鈥檚 the story behind the title of the game? This more or less happened by accident; at first, we just needed something to put on a video we were submitting to a festival. It鈥檚 become one of the best things about the game, and I鈥檓 so glad we stuck with it. I will say it鈥檚 a weird thing to explain when your very not-online hairdresser asks you 鈥渙h, what game are you working on?鈥澛 How did the team come up with the animation style? The whole visual style of the game is designed to be nice and clean, very readable and approachable. The animation specifically takes a lot of inspiration from slapstick and pantomime鈥攚ith big, over the top reactions that are impossible to miss. We wanted to squeeze as much emotion as possible out of these people without facial expressions, so everything has to be evoked with body language. We also lean heavily on two dimensional, hand-drawn effects that are lifted from comics鈥攍ines to represent the direction of a honk, stars when someone hits their thumb with a hammer, etc. Untitled Goose Game offers a unique take on the puzzle genre. What other mechanics can we expect? Because it鈥檚 a game that鈥檚 largely about interacting with a bunch of people, the game borrows heavily from AI systems in stealth games. Playing with a character鈥檚 awareness of where the goose is, where they left their stuff, where that sound came from etc. is a big part of the comedy of the game. So, while it鈥檚 less restrictive than most stealth games, and there鈥檚 no real fail state (ie. if a character sees a goose, they鈥檒l think 鈥渁h, there鈥檚 a goose鈥 rather than 鈥淚鈥檇 better shoot and kill that spy鈥), those explicit behaviours that are so present in the stealth genre are really important in our goose game. If you could have the goose cross over into any cinematic or game universe, what would it be and why? It would be nice to see the goose chase Postman Pat over a hedgerow. That era of British children鈥檚 television has been a huge influence on the game. Otherwise, we鈥檙e always open to having the goose in Smash. Are you ready to fulfill your wildest dreams of becoming a mischevious goose and harassing people? Of course you are! Check out the聽website to find out how you can get your hands聽wings on Untitled Goose Game!
Children, Clothes, and Fail: gaming:
Indie Game Spotlight: Untitled Goose Game聽
Oh, boy, do we have an extra super horrible Indie Game Spotlight exclusive for you today! We鈥檙e talking, of course, of Untitled Goose Game, a slapstick simulator, where you play a goose hassling a town full of people who would very much like you to stop hassling them, please. It feels a bit like playing the videogame version of an old cartoon, complete with reactive soundtrack. Everything that happens in the game is very low stakes (the goose doesn鈥檛 get involved in political scandals, or drive a car off a ramp etc.), but there鈥檚 a lot of room for comedic performance in doing things like stealing clothes off a washing line and dumping them in a pond.
The team at House House shares roles a lot, and so the game was predominantly designed collaboratively by four people. We chatted with Stuart Gillespie-Cook, who mostly works on animation. Also within House House is Jake Strasser, largely responsible for the design of levels and environments, Nico Disseldorp who does all the programming, and Michael McMaster who mostly works on art direction and UI. The iconic sound effects were made by Em Halberstadt, and Dan Golding聽designed聽the music. There鈥檚 also art from Kalonica Quigley and additional UI programming from Cherie Davidson. Stuart Gave us the lowdown on the curious title, the game mechanics, and dream crossovers. Read on!
What鈥檚 the story behind the title of the game?
This more or less happened by accident; at first, we just needed something to put on a video we were submitting to a festival. It鈥檚 become one of the best things about the game, and I鈥檓 so glad we stuck with it. I will say it鈥檚 a weird thing to explain when your very not-online hairdresser asks you 鈥渙h, what game are you working on?鈥澛 
How did the team come up with the animation style?
The whole visual style of the game is designed to be nice and clean, very readable and approachable. The animation specifically takes a lot of inspiration from slapstick and pantomime鈥攚ith big, over the top reactions that are impossible to miss. We wanted to squeeze as much emotion as possible out of these people without facial expressions, so everything has to be evoked with body language. We also lean heavily on two dimensional, hand-drawn effects that are lifted from comics鈥攍ines to represent the direction of a honk, stars when someone hits their thumb with a hammer, etc.


Untitled Goose Game offers a unique take on the puzzle genre. What other mechanics can we expect?
Because it鈥檚 a game that鈥檚 largely about interacting with a bunch of people, the game borrows heavily from AI systems in stealth games. Playing with a character鈥檚 awareness of where the goose is, where they left their stuff, where that sound came from etc. is a big part of the comedy of the game. So, while it鈥檚 less restrictive than most stealth games, and there鈥檚 no real fail state (ie. if a character sees a goose, they鈥檒l think 鈥渁h, there鈥檚 a goose鈥 rather than 鈥淚鈥檇 better shoot and kill that spy鈥), those explicit behaviours that are so present in the stealth genre are really important in our goose game.
If you could have the goose cross over into any cinematic or game universe, what would it be and why?
It would be nice to see the goose chase Postman Pat over a hedgerow. That era of British children鈥檚 television has been a huge influence on the game. Otherwise, we鈥檙e always open to having the goose in Smash.
Are you ready to fulfill your wildest dreams of becoming a mischevious goose and harassing people? Of course you are! Check out the聽website to find out how you can get your hands聽wings on Untitled Goose Game!

gaming: Indie Game Spotlight: Untitled Goose Game聽 Oh, boy, do we have an extra super horrible Indie Game Spotlight exclusive for you today!...

Amazon, America, and Driving: Jason Hickel @jasonhickel This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo... Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ... theintercept.com 3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App 6.5K Likes 6K Retweets spaceconveyor: feelingbluepolitics: feelingbluepolitics: catbirdseat4u: 鉃 聽Go HERE for the dirt 聽 鈥斅燭here鈥檚 plenty. Highest recommendation. https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/ 鈥淭he companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.鈥 鈥淪chwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world鈥檚 richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave聽$2.5聽million聽to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell鈥檚 Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell鈥檚 billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell鈥檚 Super PAC.聽 鈥淏lackstone employees have given well聽over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell鈥檚聽career. McConnell鈥檚 Senate campaign declined to comment. 鈥淪chwarzman聽is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart聽in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in聽which [t]rump famously praised聽'very fine people, on both sides.鈥 In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a聽$100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump鈥檚] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.聽 鈥"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads聽in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing. 鈥"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect 鈥 though entirely predictable 鈥 consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation. 鈥"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by聽P谩tria Investimentos. On聽Hidrovias鈥檚 website,聽P谩tria is described as a company 鈥榠n partnership with Blackstone,鈥 and it is known in the聽financial聽industry to be a Blackstone company.鈥 *Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019: Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil鈥檚 Alphaville Urbanismo to P谩tria (em portugu锚s) 鈥淏lackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner P谩tria Investimentos. Blackstone and P谩tria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in P谩tria.鈥 鈥斺 Keep in mind, It鈥檚 not like this graft flows directly, or just one way. Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans 鈥 all of them 鈥 should be wondering how it was that trump 鈥渨oke up鈥 one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready? There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China鈥檚 soybean market. I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now鈥ow I want them to SUFFER.
Amazon, America, and Driving: Jason Hickel
 @jasonhickel
 This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim
 reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon
 destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO
 is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US
 Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell
 A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo...
 Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns
 a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ...
 theintercept.com
 3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App
 6.5K Likes
 6K Retweets
spaceconveyor:

feelingbluepolitics:


feelingbluepolitics:

catbirdseat4u:
鉃 聽Go HERE for the dirt 聽 鈥斅燭here鈥檚 plenty.
Highest recommendation.
https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/
鈥淭he companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.鈥
鈥淪chwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world鈥檚 richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave聽$2.5聽million聽to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell鈥檚 Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell鈥檚 billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell鈥檚 Super PAC.聽
鈥淏lackstone employees have given well聽over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell鈥檚聽career. McConnell鈥檚 Senate campaign declined to comment.
鈥淪chwarzman聽is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart聽in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in聽which [t]rump famously praised聽'very fine people, on both sides.鈥  In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a聽$100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump鈥檚] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37.聽
鈥"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads聽in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing.
鈥"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect 鈥 though entirely predictable 鈥 consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation.
鈥"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by聽P谩tria Investimentos. On聽Hidrovias鈥檚 website,聽P谩tria is described as a company 鈥榠n partnership with Blackstone,鈥 and it is known in the聽financial聽industry to be a Blackstone company.鈥
*Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership.  What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous.  For example, from April 2019:
Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil鈥檚 Alphaville Urbanismo to P谩tria (em portugu锚s)
鈥淏lackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner P谩tria Investimentos. Blackstone and P谩tria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in P谩tria.鈥
鈥斺
Keep in mind, 
It鈥檚 not like this graft flows directly, or just one way.
Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation
Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers

Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans 鈥 all of them 鈥 should be wondering how it was that trump 鈥渨oke up鈥 one morning with his idea of a trade war with China.  Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready?
There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China鈥檚 soybean market.


I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now鈥ow I want them to 
SUFFER.

spaceconveyor: feelingbluepolitics: feelingbluepolitics: catbirdseat4u: 鉃 聽Go HERE for the dirt 聽 鈥斅燭here鈥檚 plenty. Highest recommendati...

Funny, Obama, and Shit: Tate Reeves Bill Waller Jr. Write-in pyropansy: frogmunist: superunfriendlyreminder: Funny how all these voting machine 鈥済litches鈥 always benefit republicans鈥. Isn鈥檛 this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons Hey! I鈥檓 an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don鈥檛 know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I鈥檓 sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this. If you don鈥檛 trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED. Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote! (Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that鈥檚 kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)
Funny, Obama, and Shit: Tate Reeves
 Bill Waller Jr.
 Write-in
pyropansy:
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Funny how all these voting machine 鈥済litches鈥 always benefit republicans鈥.




Isn鈥檛 this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons


Hey! I鈥檓 an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don鈥檛 know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I鈥檓 sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this. 
If you don鈥檛 trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED. 
Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote! 
(Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that鈥檚 kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)

pyropansy: frogmunist: superunfriendlyreminder: Funny how all these voting machine 鈥済litches鈥 always benefit republicans鈥. Isn鈥檛 thi...

Apparently, Chris Evans, and Fuck You: Jennifer Medina @jenniferjmedina Yup, looks about what was expected. Steven Pruitt has made nearly 3 million edits on Wikipedia and writtern 35,000 original articles all for free. CBSNEWS.COM Meet the man behind a third of what's on Wikipedia George @geochirper this tweet is fucking horrible this man is literally providing the world with free knowledge and you think criticising his appearance is funny? Fuck you lesbiansandpuns: naamahdarling: infowarts: infowarts: wormbabie: concretecatholic: celticpyro: positive-memes: People should thank this man Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. Anyway this guy is amazing. Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he鈥檚 written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he鈥檚 done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he鈥檚 a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. he鈥檚 done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off. 鈥淗ow much money do you make from this?鈥濃淣one.鈥 鈥淪o why do you do it?鈥 鈥淭he idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I鈥檓 very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.鈥澛 how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man
Apparently, Chris Evans, and Fuck You: Jennifer Medina
 @jenniferjmedina
 Yup, looks about what was expected.
 Steven Pruitt has made nearly 3 million edits on Wikipedia and writtern
 35,000 original articles all for free.
 CBSNEWS.COM
 Meet the man behind a third of what's on Wikipedia
 George
 @geochirper
 this tweet is fucking horrible this man is
 literally providing the world with free
 knowledge and you think criticising his
 appearance is funny? Fuck you
lesbiansandpuns:

naamahdarling:

infowarts:

infowarts:

wormbabie:

concretecatholic:

celticpyro:


positive-memes:
People should thank this man
Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. 
Anyway this guy is amazing.


Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. 


some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people  

theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he鈥檚 written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he鈥檚 done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he鈥檚 a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. 

he鈥檚 done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

鈥淗ow much money do you make from this?鈥濃淣one.鈥
鈥淪o why do you do it?鈥
鈥淭he idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I鈥檓 very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.鈥澛
how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man

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Being Alone, Crying, and Dude: thejorie: xilast-zurvifferman: thejorie: jackbecq: thejorie: 19leahjade96: thejorie: madamekagamine: thejorie: gccgrimm: thejorie: gucciballs: thejorie: peble: thejorie: My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed. do they smoke weed? Yes, actually. you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? It鈥檚 called a bunt鈥. Not weed cigarette鈥 And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,) They don鈥檛 look like they smoke weed. Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.I鈥檓 so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I鈥檓 so mad. Your聽鈥渨eed smoking girlfriend鈥 has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle. I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp鈥. Don鈥檛 ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don鈥檛 wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING聽 Well that escalated quickly鈥︹ What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren鈥檛 worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I鈥檓 yelling so loud and now I鈥檓 crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can鈥檛 take anymore. I鈥檓 opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body* haha oh my god who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes. love how he keeps reminding us that 鈥淚 HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS鈥, 鈥淭HEY ALL KISS ME鈥, and 鈥淭HEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR鈥. and let鈥檚 not forget the 鈥淏laiz鈥 and her 鈥渨icked tat鈥, or that he doesn鈥檛 鈥渨anna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again鈥, and that this is 鈥渢he FINAL FUCKING WARNING鈥. 鈥渢he goo pile that is now your body鈥 i鈥檓 dying over here, jesus please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it鈥檒l be fun. *shoots you dead* Heh, idiot鈥*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.* this dude playin omg聽 Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I鈥檓 clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he鈥檚 muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I鈥檓 still 聽at the bar. You look to the exit, there鈥檚 still time. But there鈥檚 not, there鈥檚 not, there鈥檚 not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. 聽I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven鈥檛 shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I鈥檓 missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it鈥檚 like that only instead of boots it鈥檚 my muscles and instead of walking it鈥檚 punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family鈥 Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted聽the聽Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing鈥 no playing you fuck. No playing鈥 it was real.. the realest thing I鈥檝e ever know.. felt鈥 Love. I loved them鈥 Blaiz鈥. Chas-Chas鈥 Funk鈥 I loved all three of em鈥 but they鈥*My face is wet with tears and I鈥檓 blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me鈥 left鈥 *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!聽*My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.聽鈥楶ft, you brought this upon yourself dude.鈥 He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me鈥 * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
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My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

It鈥檚 called a bunt鈥. Not weed cigarette鈥 And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They don鈥檛 look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.I鈥檓 so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I鈥檓 so mad.

Your聽鈥渨eed smoking girlfriend鈥 has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp鈥. Don鈥檛 ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don鈥檛 wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING聽

Well that escalated quickly鈥︹

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren鈥檛 worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I鈥檓 yelling so loud and now I鈥檓 crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can鈥檛 take anymore. I鈥檓 opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that 鈥淚 HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS鈥, 鈥淭HEY ALL KISS ME鈥, and 鈥淭HEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR鈥.

and let鈥檚 not forget the 鈥淏laiz鈥 and her 鈥渨icked tat鈥, or that he doesn鈥檛 鈥渨anna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again鈥, and that this is 鈥渢he FINAL FUCKING WARNING鈥.

鈥渢he goo pile that is now your body鈥

i鈥檓 dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it鈥檒l be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot鈥*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omg聽

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I鈥檓 clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he鈥檚 muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I鈥檓 still 聽at the bar. You look to the exit, there鈥檚 still time. But there鈥檚 not, there鈥檚 not, there鈥檚 not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. 聽I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven鈥檛 shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I鈥檓 missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it鈥檚 like that only instead of boots it鈥檚 my muscles and instead of walking it鈥檚 punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family鈥 Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted聽the聽Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing鈥 no playing you fuck. No playing鈥 it was real.. the realest thing I鈥檝e ever know.. felt鈥 Love. I loved them鈥 Blaiz鈥. Chas-Chas鈥 Funk鈥 I loved all three of em鈥 but they鈥*My face is wet with tears and I鈥檓 blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me鈥 left鈥 *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!聽*My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.聽鈥楶ft, you brought this upon yourself dude.鈥 He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me鈥 * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

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Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the聽鈥渋n case a nuclear attack happens鈥 phase鈥︹. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There鈥檚 basically nothing you can do but die they鈥檙e doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won鈥檛 work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT鈩 methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you鈥檙e way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it鈥檚 between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it鈥檚 less than 3 you won鈥檛 live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The 鈥渂ang鈥 usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole 鈥渕etal buildings underground鈥 thing. There鈥檚 really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you鈥檙e too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn鈥檛 mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most 鈥渟evere鈥 in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you鈥檙e surrounded by rubble they鈥檙e probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you鈥檙e being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three鈥 If you aren鈥檛 vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you鈥檙e in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again鈥 I wonder if there鈥檚 any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all,聽It鈥檚 not like聽鈥榙uck and cover鈥 and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality聽weren鈥檛 a mainstream in the Cold War or anything鈥 We鈥檝e been here before. It鈥檚 just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe. Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War. Nukemap for 鈥渉ow far from ground zero must I be to survive this鈥 https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ Like鈥 Manhattan might be toast but that doesn鈥檛 mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn鈥檛 know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast. If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I鈥檓 at work I鈥檓 dead, but if I鈥檓 home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin. And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit? very absofuckingluteky horrifying
Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent
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 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
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 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

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 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
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ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the聽鈥渋n case a nuclear attack happens鈥 phase鈥︹. [x]

This shit is wild.


Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There鈥檚 basically nothing you can do but die

they鈥檙e doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won鈥檛 work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT鈩 methods of minimizing damage to your life. 
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you鈥檙e way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it鈥檚 between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it鈥檚 less than 3 you won鈥檛 live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 
3. The 鈥渂ang鈥 usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole 鈥渕etal buildings underground鈥 thing. There鈥檚 really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you鈥檙e too close thing. 
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn鈥檛 mean the molecular radiation has stopped. 

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. 

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. 

Gamma radiation is the most 鈥渟evere鈥 in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. 

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. 

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you鈥檙e surrounded by rubble they鈥檙e probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. 

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you鈥檙e being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three鈥 If you aren鈥檛 vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you鈥檙e in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. 

Good luck in the future apocalypse!


Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again鈥


I wonder if there鈥檚 any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all,聽It鈥檚 not like聽鈥榙uck and cover鈥 and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality聽weren鈥檛 a mainstream in the Cold War or anything鈥
We鈥檝e been here before.
It鈥檚 just the first time around for us younger crowd.


Stay safe. 

Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War.


Nukemap for 鈥渉ow far from ground zero must I be to survive this鈥
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Like鈥 Manhattan might be toast but that doesn鈥檛 mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn鈥檛 know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast.
If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I鈥檓 at work I鈥檓 dead, but if I鈥檓 home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin.
And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit?


very absofuckingluteky horrifying

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Future, Journey, and Life: Captured from a PaytationM Pro imagesreguire a 4K display FRA demifiendrsa: Death Stranding 鈥 Release Date Reveal Trailer. The game will launch for Playstation 4 worldwide on November 8, 2019.Extended Japanese version聽 Message from Hideo Kojima Game editionsPre-order the Standard Edition for $59.99 USD MSRP/ $79.99 CAD MSRP and immediately get a voucher to download a Chibi Ludens PSN Avatar 鈥 a stylized version of the iconic logo for Kojima Productions 鈥 plus, a Death Stranding PS4 Dynamic Theme at launch.Pre-orders also receive special gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold 鈥淪am鈥 SunglassesGold HatGold Speed Skeleton: Increase the speed of Sam鈥檚 movement when equippedGold Armor Plate: Increase protection against any damage Sam takesThe Special Edition ($69.99 USD MSRP/ $89.99 CAD MSRP) includes a collectible Steelbook case. Pre-order and receive all incentives offered through the Standard Edition. The Special Edition also includes 鈥揂 special gold version of the Gold 鈥淟udens Mask鈥 Sunglasses earned through gameplay.As well as these digital bonuses:Music Album Digital DownloadBehind the Scenes Making Of Digital VideoPre-order the Digital Deluxe Edition for $79.99 USD / $99.99 CAD MSRP and receive all digital pre-order incentives offered via the Standard Edition. The Digital Deluxe also includes 鈥揝pecial gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold 鈥淟udens Mask鈥 SunglassesGold Power Skeleton: Enhance Sam鈥檚 ability to handle heavy cargoGold All-Terrain Skeleton: Enhance Sam鈥檚 ability to balance himself on uneven terrainGold Armor Plate (Level 2): Stronger protection for Sam against falls, gunfire, and moreDeath Stranding Collector鈥檚 Edition ($199.99 USD MSRP / $249.99 CAD MSRP), which includes all Digital Deluxe Edition in-game items and bonus contents, the Special Edition Steelbook, plus:Life-sized BB Pod StatueBRIDGES Cargo CaseLudens KeychainScreenshotsOverviewAfter the collapse of civilization, Sam Bridges must journey across a ravaged landscape crawling with otherworldly threats to save mankind from the brink of extinction. From legendary game creator Hideo Kojima comes an all-new, genre-defying experience for the PlayStation 4 system.Starring Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelsen, L茅a Seydoux, and Lindsay Wagner.A Journey to Reconnect a Fractured SocietyIn the near future, mysterious explosions have rocked the planet, setting off a series of supernatural events known as the Death Stranding. With spectral creatures plaguing the landscape, and the planet on the verge of a mass extinction, it鈥檚 up to Sam Bridges to journey across the ravaged wasteland and save mankind from impending annihilation.
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Death Stranding 鈥 Release Date Reveal Trailer. The game will launch for Playstation 4 worldwide on November 8, 2019.Extended Japanese version聽

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Game editionsPre-order the Standard Edition for $59.99 USD MSRP/ $79.99 CAD MSRP and immediately get a voucher to download a Chibi Ludens PSN Avatar 鈥 a stylized version of the iconic logo for Kojima Productions 鈥 plus, a Death Stranding PS4 Dynamic Theme at launch.Pre-orders also receive special gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold 鈥淪am鈥 SunglassesGold HatGold Speed Skeleton: Increase the speed of Sam鈥檚 movement when equippedGold Armor Plate: Increase protection against any damage Sam takesThe Special Edition ($69.99 USD MSRP/ $89.99 CAD MSRP) includes a collectible Steelbook case. Pre-order and receive all incentives offered through the Standard Edition. The Special Edition also includes 鈥揂 special gold version of the Gold 鈥淟udens Mask鈥 Sunglasses earned through gameplay.As well as these digital bonuses:Music Album Digital DownloadBehind the Scenes Making Of Digital VideoPre-order the Digital Deluxe Edition for $79.99 USD / $99.99 CAD MSRP and receive all digital pre-order incentives offered via the Standard Edition. The Digital Deluxe also includes 鈥揝pecial gold versions of in-game items earned through gameplay:Gold 鈥淟udens Mask鈥 SunglassesGold Power Skeleton: Enhance Sam鈥檚 ability to handle heavy cargoGold All-Terrain Skeleton: Enhance Sam鈥檚 ability to balance himself on uneven terrainGold Armor Plate (Level 2): Stronger protection for Sam against falls, gunfire, and moreDeath Stranding Collector鈥檚 Edition ($199.99 USD MSRP / $249.99 CAD MSRP), which includes all Digital Deluxe Edition in-game items and bonus contents, the Special Edition Steelbook, plus:Life-sized BB Pod StatueBRIDGES Cargo CaseLudens KeychainScreenshotsOverviewAfter the collapse of civilization, Sam Bridges must journey across a ravaged landscape crawling with otherworldly threats to save mankind from the brink of extinction. From legendary game creator Hideo Kojima comes an all-new, genre-defying experience for the PlayStation 4 system.Starring Norman Reedus, Mads Mikkelsen, L茅a Seydoux, and Lindsay Wagner.A Journey to Reconnect a Fractured SocietyIn the near future, mysterious explosions have rocked the planet, setting off a series of supernatural events known as the Death Stranding. With spectral creatures plaguing the landscape, and the planet on the verge of a mass extinction, it鈥檚 up to Sam Bridges to journey across the ravaged wasteland and save mankind from impending annihilation.

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