She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies
Honestly what a good idea
Man’s got to have his priorities, I tell ya hwhat
When you beat the prostitute to the pitch
Did… did I make it guys?
Honesty is not the best policy in this case.
I never say the right thing, just like Papa John
Think we’re on the same page
Her bio: “who wants to go half on a baby with me?”
Her bio said she was trying to get to Area 51 and mine says swipe right to get roasted
Thought I handled that well
I haven’t begun to peak
Honestly my finest work.
Mister President… we got em.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
When will I stop bringing up cocaine
Am I doing it right?
She tried to ruin my knock knock joke
That was hard.
Stay away from my fridge
Am I doing it right
nothing I receive on tinder will ever top this exchange
Even the spirits put security first
I believe you, Kate!
No love for pancakes
Am I doing this right guys?
Her bio said “hmu with your star sign”
Girls literally only want one thing and it’s blue
Best dm i love it.
Update on my previous post
Long lost Minecraft girlfriend
Honestly didn’t think I’d make it this far😬
Her bio said she likes reading
Plenty of fish they said…
Not sure if red flag
I made a Shrek parody account for shits and giggles. I never expected it to actually produce results.
Not today Chris Hansen
A friend of mine was trying to set me up with one of her co-workers for a while…
Penguins are not food
Her bio read “It’s a bio, no a CV.”
Just like that
I guess the joke went right passed her
Good thing there won’t be a knife nearby!