Sad but true by Darkplaya1
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.
I really wanted to tell that joke, though…
Fingers crossed for that one.
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
Who knew it’s easier saving with no student loans to pay?!
And then she unmatched me
Reporter: What’s your name?
Hong Kong Prote...
How do you type commands?
We’re in boys
This was a couple of months ago, worked like a charm!
I have a type and I’m not afraid to face it
I too have a Type and I’m not afraid to face it
I do have great balls……..eyeballs
The Cinnamon Challenge is NOT making a comeback
Didn’t fuck this one UP
Where did the hype go? We can’t stop now guys.
Help Us Plant 20 Millio...
Chills. Literal chills
All you need is a good playlist
She’s a software engineer and so am I
Lil Timmy Feeling It Tonight.
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time
Heyyoooo guys,I was tagged a lot over the month so if I forget to include you I’m really sorry. ❤︎ I appreciate every tag! ...
Thomas had never seen such bullshit before
!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!
IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL ...
Maybe I’m too innocent for tinder
Recruitment for the Glorious Revolution is going smoothly
and don’t let anyone or anything make ya think otherwise ✨
Jon Skeet has so much reputation that he needs his own scroll bar
I’m not taking credit for this cause it wasn’t me, but how can someone get it this wrong?
Guess she isn’t a big reader herself…
My friend asked me for a good opener for this girl with an exotic name that he matched, the rest speaks for itself
Catch me NOT talking to Chris Hansen next week. Unmatch
Girls love number jokes
Am I doing this right?
cheesy pick up line