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Bad, Batman, and Joker: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat. Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy ВАТМAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't ВАТМAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a Tumblr handed me this and wanted me to share its beauty
Bad, Batman, and Joker: Thread
 Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie
 of its own. Here is the first page.
 BATHAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer.
 He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne.
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face
 They hate me for being a bat.
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home.
 BATMAN (CONT'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 ВАТМAN
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power.
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 ВАТМAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
 good guy. It contains a
Tumblr handed me this and wanted me to share its beauty

Tumblr handed me this and wanted me to share its beauty

Ass, Bad, and Funny: 4kemisan There's no excuse for bullying. "They're weird!/They're not normal!" That's your opinion, not a fact. What you really mean is "They're not like me". They're not hurting anyone by not being like you. "They're cringey!" Again, it's just your opinion, and they're not hurting anyone. Cringe culture is pointless anyway. "They're annoying!" Once again, just your opinion. If you think someone's annoying, why not just stay away from them? No need to be rude. "They're autistic!" Shame on you. Get out of my face. "They're fat!They're ugly!" And you're shallow. So what if you don't like the way someone looks? It's not your place to make them feel bad about it "They're [any non-straight sexuality]!" Get out of my sight. This is the 21st century. "They're trans!" See above "They're just seeking attention!" You don't know that for a fact. And even if they really are seeking attention, you don't have the right to shame them. "It's funny to pick on them!" Shame on you if you think bullying is funny. Get a life. was just joking around!" That's no excuse. There are other ways to have fun that don't involve putting other people down. "Words can't actually hurt anyone!" Wrong. Words do hurt, and sometimes they can hurt more than actual physical injury. "I'm not a bully, they're just too sensitive!" Not everyone reacts the same way. If you weren't so rude, there wouldn't be anything for the victim to be "sensitive" about. "I'm just speaking the truth!" Honesty is great. But you can be honest and say what you think without being rude about it. There's a fine line between brutally honest and 'downright rude'. "I have freedom of speech!" You do. But if you're using your 'freedom of speech' to bully and shame others, then you're abusing it. "But-" No. I don't care what 'reason' you pull out of your ass to try to justify bullying, it's invalid. Bullying, whatever the reason is, is unnecessary, cruel, and totally pointless. If you bully someone, you're basically telling them: "You don't deserve to be happy" You're inferior to me" "Your feelings are a joke" Is that really what you want to be telling people? Is that really how you want to make people feel? someoneintheshadow456 Oh yeah and some more excuses I see people fling around: "They're [privileged group] and I'm [under privileged group]!! I can't bully them because they're oppressing me!" (And it usually turns out the person they're bullying comes from ANOTHER under privileged group) "Your ancestors oppressed my ancestors!!" (See above and also get out of here with that sins of the father BS) "He's a guy and I had bad experiences with men! Therefore it's okay for me to treat all men like shit!" (This is usually said by a white/rich woman to a minority group man) She has internalised misogyny/just wants some dick/has not like other girls' syndrome!!" (Usually said to GNC girls, STEM girls, geek/nerd girls, autistic girls, bi girls, victims of mean girls, and lesbian rape survivors) "But I'm a girl! Girls can't be bullies!" (No you just want to hurt other women and get away with it) "They're a pedo who jacks off to child porn!" (Note: this is almost always about FANART with FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. The people saying this are usually adults and the targets are almost always minors. That 12 year old writing Cebaciel smut isn't hurting you or anyone else, Sharon. You just want to bully kids while looking morally right. Also your watering down the definition of pedophilia enables MAPS to get away with their shit. So.. good job.) "They ship xyz!! That makes them a real life abuser!!" (See above) "They whitewashed this character!! They drew them all wrong which means I can tell them to kill themselves!" (See above also have you people learned nothing from Zamii??) Source: 4kemisan 18,549 notes [Sanity Sunday] There’s no excuse for bullying
Ass, Bad, and Funny: 4kemisan
 There's no excuse for bullying.
 "They're weird!/They're not normal!"
 That's your opinion, not a fact. What you really mean is "They're not like
 me". They're not hurting anyone by not being like you.
 "They're cringey!"
 Again, it's just your opinion, and they're not hurting anyone. Cringe culture
 is pointless anyway.
 "They're annoying!"
 Once again, just your opinion. If you think someone's annoying, why not
 just stay away from them? No need to be rude.
 "They're autistic!"
 Shame on you. Get out of my face.
 "They're fat!They're ugly!"
 And you're shallow. So what if you don't like the way someone looks? It's
 not your place to make them feel bad about it
 "They're [any non-straight sexuality]!"
 Get out of my sight. This is the 21st century.
 "They're trans!"
 See above
 "They're just seeking attention!"
 You don't know that for a fact. And even if they really are seeking attention,
 you don't have the right to shame them.
 "It's funny to pick on them!"
 Shame on you if you think bullying is funny. Get a life.
 was just joking around!"
 That's no excuse. There are other ways to have fun that don't involve
 putting other people down.
 "Words can't actually hurt anyone!"
 Wrong. Words do hurt, and sometimes they can hurt more than actual
 physical injury.
 "I'm not a bully, they're just too sensitive!"
 Not everyone reacts the same way. If you weren't so rude, there wouldn't
 be anything for the victim to be "sensitive" about.
 "I'm just speaking the truth!"
 Honesty is great. But you can be honest and say what you think without
 being rude about it. There's a fine line between brutally honest and
 'downright rude'.
 "I have freedom of speech!"
 You do. But if you're using your 'freedom of speech' to bully and shame
 others, then you're abusing it.
 "But-"
 No.
 I don't care what 'reason' you pull out of your ass to try to justify bullying,
 it's invalid. Bullying, whatever the reason is, is unnecessary, cruel, and
 totally pointless.
 If you bully someone, you're basically telling them:
 "You don't deserve to be happy"
 You're inferior to me"
 "Your feelings are a joke"
 Is that really what you want to be telling people?
 Is that really how you want to make people feel?
 someoneintheshadow456
 Oh yeah and some more excuses I see people fling around:
 "They're [privileged group] and I'm [under privileged group]!! I can't bully
 them because they're oppressing me!" (And it usually turns out the person
 they're bullying comes from ANOTHER under privileged group)
 "Your ancestors oppressed my ancestors!!" (See above and also get out of
 here with that sins of the father BS)
 "He's a guy and I had bad experiences with men! Therefore it's okay for
 me to treat all men like shit!" (This is usually said by a white/rich woman to
 a minority group man)
 She has internalised misogyny/just wants some dick/has not like other
 girls' syndrome!!" (Usually said to GNC girls, STEM girls, geek/nerd girls,
 autistic girls, bi girls, victims of mean girls, and lesbian rape survivors)
 "But I'm a girl! Girls can't be bullies!" (No you just want to hurt other
 women and get away with it)
 "They're a pedo who jacks off to child porn!" (Note: this is almost always
 about FANART with FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. The people saying this
 are usually adults and the targets are almost always minors. That 12 year
 old writing Cebaciel smut isn't hurting you or anyone else, Sharon. You just
 want to bully kids while looking morally right. Also your watering down the
 definition of pedophilia enables MAPS to get away with their shit. So..
 good job.)
 "They ship xyz!! That makes them a real life abuser!!" (See above)
 "They whitewashed this character!! They drew them all wrong which
 means I can tell them to kill themselves!" (See above also have you
 people learned nothing from Zamii??)
 Source: 4kemisan
 18,549 notes
[Sanity Sunday] There’s no excuse for bullying

[Sanity Sunday] There’s no excuse for bullying