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Comfortable, Driving, and Target: Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing tempestaurora: returnsandreturns: slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me  gotta do ten under the speed limit because safety my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out
Comfortable, Driving, and Target: Mon
 @monschleichs
 Whenever people tailgate me when
 I'm going 40 in a 35 l always
 purposely slow down because it's like l
 gave you an extra 5 and you didn't
 appreciate it so now you get nothing
tempestaurora:

returnsandreturns:

slowdissolve:

firebirdeternal:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

whitepeopletwitter:
She has a point

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
I see a cop
Some asshole is tailgating me

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.


I feel so valid now

i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me 
gotta do ten under the speed limit
because safety

my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out

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Beautiful, Family, and Food: -, frankie@shootinglovemp3.1d Audrey Hepburn starved bc Nazis cut off food supplies and as a teen she aided the resistance to fight Nazis. She would be sickened by you. MC @_Lord_MC, The beautiful Audrey Hepburn. Our white ladies are stunning and the worlds most beautiful women. Leftists "triggered" witchaj: cumbler-tumbler: belleandwhistle: nibsthefitmermaid: antiracistfeministanarchy: neveria: kiwianaroha: She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot.  She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States. These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty. I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR! Here’s another nice one. For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.
Beautiful, Family, and Food: -,
 frankie@shootinglovemp3.1d
 Audrey Hepburn starved bc Nazis cut off
 food supplies and as a teen she aided
 the resistance to fight Nazis. She would
 be sickened by you.
 MC @_Lord_MC,
 The beautiful Audrey Hepburn. Our
 white ladies are stunning and the
 worlds most beautiful women.
 Leftists "triggered"
witchaj:

cumbler-tumbler:

belleandwhistle:

nibsthefitmermaid:

antiracistfeministanarchy:

neveria:

kiwianaroha:
She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 
She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

Here’s another nice one.


For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age.  She was an amazing woman.

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Alive, Bones, and Definitely: ATTN: attn: @attn Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer. attn.link/2slBJVw 7:08 PM Jun 17, 2017 9,966 Retweets 9,643 Likes <p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/170162953468/scarletgoldenthorn-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://scarletgoldenthorn.tumblr.com/post/170162939958/thecybersmith-unaestheticsideblog" class="tumblr_blog">scarletgoldenthorn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/169896838162/unaestheticsideblog-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://unaestheticsideblog.tumblr.com/post/169896497272/thecybersmith-travelling-cat-salesman" class="tumblr_blog">unaestheticsideblog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/169881934242/travelling-cat-salesman-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://travelling-cat-salesman.tumblr.com/post/169881839627/thecybersmith-newkidsonmycock31" class="tumblr_blog">travelling-cat-salesman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/169881777962/newkidsonmycock31-thottavius-rex-rookie" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://newkidsonmycock31.tumblr.com/post/169783980322/thottavius-rex-rookie-numbers-rookie-number-of" class="tumblr_blog">newkidsonmycock31</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thottavius-rex.tumblr.com/post/169765843861/rookie-numbers" class="tumblr_blog">thottavius-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Rookie numbers</p></blockquote> <p>rookie number of fingers</p> </blockquote> <p>Why is it so important not to get prostate cancer?<br/><br/>It’s basically like the appendix, I’m not using it for anything.<br/><br/>I think it makes sperm less acidic?</p> </blockquote> <p>because it’s fucking cancer </p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, but it’s cancer on something that <b>I’m not using</b>.</p> <p>I see way more content online about protecting oneself from prostate cancer than I do about protecting myself from bone cancer or brain cancer. I use my bones and my brain all the time.<br/><br/>I’ve never looked at my sperm and said “wonderful, this sperm has a high ph, thanks to my prostate”.</p> </blockquote> <p>I will assume that you are not trolling and actually this stupid: </p> <p>a) the prostate is very important for being able to urinate and ejaculate properly. Look up symptoms of prostate cancer and you will see what you are using it for, alternatively look up what a lovely time men have who had their prostate removed due to cancer which leads me to the reason why these men choose to have their prostate removed… </p> <p>b) cancer spreads! It’s fucking horrifying, it grows beyond the borders of the originally afflicted organ, it can spread through your blood and it’s not a foreign virus, it’ your own body eating your alive. It doesn’t matter if you think you are not using your prostate (you definitely are), it’s not just going to sit there complacently, it’s going to spread to other organs and it will kill you. </p> <p>And the reason why there is more content about protecting yourself from prostate cancer is that just like breast cancer in women it’s way more common than bone or brain cancer.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Okay!<br/><br/>There’s no need to call me stupid just because I happened to not know a piece of obscure medical trivia!</p></blockquote> <p>“Obscure medical trivia.” So… the fact that cancer spreads and fucking kills people is obscure now? </p></blockquote> <p>This guy 😂</p></blockquote>
Alive, Bones, and Definitely: ATTN:
 attn:
 @attn
 Men should ejaculate at least 21
 times per month to reduce the risk of
 developing prostate cancer.
 attn.link/2slBJVw
 7:08 PM Jun 17, 2017
 9,966 Retweets
 9,643 Likes
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<p><a href="https://travelling-cat-salesman.tumblr.com/post/169881839627/thecybersmith-newkidsonmycock31" class="tumblr_blog">travelling-cat-salesman</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/169881777962/newkidsonmycock31-thottavius-rex-rookie" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://newkidsonmycock31.tumblr.com/post/169783980322/thottavius-rex-rookie-numbers-rookie-number-of" class="tumblr_blog">newkidsonmycock31</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://thottavius-rex.tumblr.com/post/169765843861/rookie-numbers" class="tumblr_blog">thottavius-rex</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Rookie numbers</p></blockquote>

<p>rookie number of fingers</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Why is it so important not to get prostate cancer?<br/><br/>It’s basically like the appendix, I’m not using it for anything.<br/><br/>I think it makes sperm less acidic?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>because it’s fucking cancer </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yeah, but it’s cancer on something that <b>I’m not using</b>.</p>
<p>I see way more content online about protecting oneself from prostate cancer than I do about protecting myself from bone cancer or brain cancer. I use my bones and my brain all the time.<br/><br/>I’ve never looked at my sperm and said “wonderful, this sperm has a high ph, thanks to my prostate”.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I will assume that you are not trolling and actually this stupid: </p>
<p>a) the prostate is very important for being able to urinate and ejaculate properly. Look up symptoms of prostate cancer and you will see what you are using it for, alternatively look up what a lovely time men have who had their prostate removed due to cancer which leads me to the reason why these men choose to have their prostate removed… </p>
<p>b) cancer spreads! It’s fucking horrifying, it grows beyond the borders of the originally afflicted organ, it can spread through your blood and it’s not a foreign virus, it’ your own body eating your alive. It doesn’t matter if you think you are not using your prostate (you definitely are), it’s not just going to sit there complacently, it’s going to spread to other organs and it will kill you. </p>
<p>And the reason why there is more content about protecting yourself from prostate cancer is that just like breast cancer in women it’s way more common than bone or brain cancer.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Okay!<br/><br/>There’s no need to call me stupid just because I happened to not know a piece of obscure medical trivia!</p></blockquote>

<p>“Obscure medical trivia.” So… the fact that cancer spreads and fucking kills people is obscure now? </p></blockquote>

<p>This guy 😂</p></blockquote>

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Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from thase who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times They become a familiar sight in the marketplace. "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin. That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon." "Yes." You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too." "Sorry?" "Not from around here, are The seller notes your dubious expression. ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon." They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws. "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill bdubs8807 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear Source: wniting-prompt-s 22.149 notes <p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>
Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s
 The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from
 thase who would steal it.
 mildswearingat4am
 Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still
 allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one
 condition: the dragon must be with it at all times
 They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
 "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a
 palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a
 single gold coin.
 That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon."
 "Yes."
 You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It
 holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl
 "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too."
 "Sorry?"
 "Not from around here, are
 The seller notes your dubious expression.
 ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon."
 They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone
 mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand
 The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the
 coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
 "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you
 hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel
 From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill
 bdubs8807
 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling
 adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and
 they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching
 his coin like a teddy bear
 Source: wniting-prompt-s
 22.149 notes
<p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>

<p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>

Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from thase who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times They become a familiar sight in the marketplace. "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin. That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon." "Yes." You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too." "Sorry?" "Not from around here, are The seller notes your dubious expression. ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon." They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws. "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill bdubs8807 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear Source: wniting-prompt-s 22.149 notes <p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>
Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s
 The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from
 thase who would steal it.
 mildswearingat4am
 Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still
 allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one
 condition: the dragon must be with it at all times
 They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
 "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a
 palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a
 single gold coin.
 That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon."
 "Yes."
 You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It
 holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl
 "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too."
 "Sorry?"
 "Not from around here, are
 The seller notes your dubious expression.
 ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon."
 They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone
 mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand
 The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the
 coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
 "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you
 hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel
 From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill
 bdubs8807
 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling
 adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and
 they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching
 his coin like a teddy bear
 Source: wniting-prompt-s
 22.149 notes
<p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>

<p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>