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Dad, Dank, and Memes: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA REMEMBER WHO you ARE.. GET THE F@z OUT OF MY CLOUDS REMEMBER SIMBAAAAAA.. DAD? Well oops by Parkingjas MORE MEMES

Dad, Dank, and Memes: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA
REMEMBER WHO
you ARE..
GET THE F@z OUT
OF MY CLOUDS
REMEMBER SIMBAAAAAA..
DAD?
Well oops by Parkingjas
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Dad, Dank, and Memes: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA
REMEMBER WHO
you ARE..
GET THE F@z OUT
OF MY CLOUDS
REMEMBER SIMBAAAAAA..
DAD?
Well oops by Parkingjas
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Well oops by Parkingjas MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: If you tell the US government that Area 51 has oil, we'll trick them into raiding themselves Modern problems require modern solutions made with time and effort I used the government to destroy the government by ZoreX_Yt MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: If you tell the US government that
Area 51 has oil, we'll trick them into
raiding themselves
Modern problems require modern solutions
made with time and effort
I used the government to destroy the government by ZoreX_Yt
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Dank, Memes, and Target: If you tell the US government that
Area 51 has oil, we'll trick them into
raiding themselves
Modern problems require modern solutions
made with time and effort
I used the government to destroy the government by ZoreX_Yt
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I used the government to destroy the government by ZoreX_Yt MORE MEMES

College, Community, and Dank: Nia @nia_vibez Community college is still college and you're still getting an education. You'll save money and decrease student loans. Don't be ashamed to say you go to a community college. Be proud that you are trying to something with your life. Not everybody is able to attend a university. @nia_vibez 18 Aug Nia Sco Pa Tu Manaa? COMMUNITY COLLEGE There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla MORE MEMES

College, Community, and Dank: Nia
@nia_vibez
Community college is still college and you're still
getting an education. You'll save money and decrease
student loans. Don't be ashamed to say you go to a
community college. Be proud that you are trying to
something with your life. Not everybody is able to
attend a university.
@nia_vibez 18 Aug
Nia
Sco Pa Tu Manaa?
COMMUNITY COLLEGE
There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla
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College, Community, and Dank: Nia
@nia_vibez
Community college is still college and you're still
getting an education. You'll save money and decrease
student loans. Don't be ashamed to say you go to a
community college. Be proud that you are trying to
something with your life. Not everybody is able to
attend a university.
@nia_vibez 18 Aug
Nia
Sco Pa Tu Manaa?
COMMUNITY COLLEGE
There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla
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There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Soon...: TCH BOND SEAL REPAIR BLACK astantly Stops Leaks! LEX \PE Me,as soon as I turned 30 BUBBERIZED OOF TAPE All of my relatives OND SEAL REPAIR BLACK EAL CK FL TA SO when are you getting mamed? 23 No other conversation topic is allowed by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES

$Dank, Memes, and Soon...: TCH BOND SEAL REPAIR BLACK astantly Stops Leaks! LEX \PE Me,as soon as I turned 30 BUBBERIZED OOF TAPE All of my relatives OND SEAL REPAIR BLACK EAL CK FL TA SO when are you getting mamed? 23 No other conversation topic is allowed by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES$

$Dank, Memes, and Soon...: TCH BOND SEAL REPAIR BLACK astantly Stops Leaks! LEX \PE Me,as soon as I turned 30 BUBBERIZED OOF TAPE All of my relatives OND SEAL REPAIR BLACK EAL CK FL TA SO when are you getting mamed? 23 No other conversation topic is allowed by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES$

No other conversation topic is allowed by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: pervert What we all are, but are too afraid to admit. Why would Lmade with mematic you say something so controversial yet so brave? whay are you booing me? by AnasKhatri MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: pervert
What we all are, but are too afraid to
admit.
Why would
Lmade with mematic you say something so controversial yet so brave?
whay are you booing me? by AnasKhatri
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Dank, Memes, and Target: pervert
What we all are, but are too afraid to
admit.
Why would
Lmade with mematic you say something so controversial yet so brave?
whay are you booing me? by AnasKhatri
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whay are you booing me? by AnasKhatri MORE MEMES

Bitch, Boo, and Cute: Q ursi... Follow olivia joy @livwmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework Verizon 87 % 1000PM Done paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have engish class And m hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message.. Verizon 1000 PM 87%- Done paulocaetano If i impress him Ican Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? No Reply Write a message &87 % Verizon 10 00 PM paulocaetano- Done Reply I need help in this shit Igot u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message.. Veriaon &87% 10 00 PM paulocaetano Done ask help for a call chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas gr Omg grl U write U rock Write a message bornlucky bonus: HOUT OUT TO RHODE ISLAND'S FAIRY a OLIVIAMALONEY LPauiocaetaao THANKU FOR HAVE MY BACK O Send message The best wingwoman via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z7FyVt

Bitch, Boo, and Cute: Q
ursi...
Follow
olivia joy
@livwmaloney
when I dropped everything to do some
Brazilian man's English homework
Verizon
87 %
1000PM
Done
paulocaetano
Today at 9:24 PM
Hey Kitty girl
I need some help
Pleaseeee
Yo
Thank god
Are u American?
Yes
I'm brazilian
Here we have engish class
And m hang out with a cute guy
I want to impress
Write a message..
Verizon
1000 PM
87%-
Done
paulocaetano
If i impress him
Ican Kiss on this weekend
Are you asking me how to impress
him?
No
Reply
Write a message
&87 %
Verizon
10 00 PM
paulocaetano-
Done
Reply
I need help in this shit
Igot u fam
So u Will help me?
Yes going to do it now for you
One minute
Thank Boo i knew New york's girls
are the best one
I'm from Rhode Island boo, even
better
Write a message..
Veriaon
&87%
10 00 PM
paulocaetano
Done
ask help for a call chick and she
block me
What a bitch
Yaas gr
Omg grl
U write
U rock
Write a message
bornlucky
bonus:
HOUT OUT TO
RHODE ISLAND'S FAIRY
a OLIVIAMALONEY
LPauiocaetaao
THANKU
FOR HAVE MY BACK
O
Send message
The best wingwoman via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z7FyVt

Bitch, Boo, and Cute: Q
ursi...
Follow
olivia joy
@livwmaloney
when I dropped everything to do some
Brazilian man's English homework
Verizon
87 %
1000PM
Done
paulocaetano
Today at 9:24 PM
Hey Kitty girl
I need some help
Pleaseeee
Yo
Thank god
Are u American?
Yes
I'm brazilian
Here we have engish class
And m hang out with a cute guy
I want to impress
Write a message..
Verizon
1000 PM
87%-
Done
paulocaetano
If i impress him
Ican Kiss on this weekend
Are you asking me how to impress
him?
No
Reply
Write a message
&87 %
Verizon
10 00 PM
paulocaetano-
Done
Reply
I need help in this shit
Igot u fam
So u Will help me?
Yes going to do it now for you
One minute
Thank Boo i knew New york's girls
are the best one
I'm from Rhode Island boo, even
better
Write a message..
Veriaon
&87%
10 00 PM
paulocaetano
Done
ask help for a call chick and she
block me
What a bitch
Yaas gr
Omg grl
U write
U rock
Write a message
bornlucky
bonus:
HOUT OUT TO
RHODE ISLAND'S FAIRY
a OLIVIAMALONEY
LPauiocaetaao
THANKU
FOR HAVE MY BACK
O
Send message
The best wingwoman via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z7FyVt

The best wingwoman via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Z7FyVt

Beautiful, Dank, and Memes: ON NETWORK Let me guess, yourhome? SARTOON Twas.. ARI ET ..and itwas beautiful I Miss It. by Pvt_Jackson7 MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Dank, and Memes: ON NETWORK
Let me guess, yourhome?
SARTOON
Twas..
ARI
ET
..and itwas beautiful
I Miss It. by Pvt_Jackson7
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Beautiful, Dank, and Memes: ON NETWORK
Let me guess, yourhome?
SARTOON
Twas..
ARI
ET
..and itwas beautiful
I Miss It. by Pvt_Jackson7
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I Miss It. by Pvt_Jackson7 MORE MEMES

Best Friend, Dank, and Memes: 8SATIRE.COM Man Kills His Best Friend Because He Didn't Say "Nohomo" After 10-hour Anal Session Ah, I see youtre a man of culture as well Just say those magical words by apache1195 MORE MEMES

Best Friend, Dank, and Memes: 8SATIRE.COM
Man Kills His Best Friend Because He Didn't Say
"Nohomo" After 10-hour Anal Session
Ah, I see youtre a man of culture as well
Just say those magical words by apache1195
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Best Friend, Dank, and Memes: 8SATIRE.COM
Man Kills His Best Friend Because He Didn't Say
"Nohomo" After 10-hour Anal Session
Ah, I see youtre a man of culture as well
Just say those magical words by apache1195
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Just say those magical words by apache1195 MORE MEMES

College, Friends, and Lmao: Avery Leilani @Avery_Leilani My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this... #TXST21 AT&T LTE 19:26 2 Mom I made some friends. Don't wait up! iMessage 9 AT&T LTE 19:26 Ke Mom Skulls? LOL LMAO mom you cougar How in the world Message 9

College, Friends, and Lmao: Avery Leilani
@Avery_Leilani
My mom dropped me off today
for College freshman orientation
and she sends me this...
#TXST21

AT&T LTE
19:26
2
Mom
I made some friends. Don't wait up!
iMessage
9

AT&T LTE
19:26
Ke
Mom
Skulls? LOL
LMAO
mom you cougar
How in the world
Message
9

College, Friends, and Lmao: Avery Leilani
@Avery_Leilani
My mom dropped me off today
for College freshman orientation
and she sends me this...
#TXST21

AT&T LTE
19:26
2
Mom
I made some friends. Don't wait up!
iMessage
9

AT&T LTE
19:26
Ke
Mom
Skulls? LOL
LMAO
mom you cougar
How in the world
Message
9

Ass, Lazy, and Target: Lazy Ass Dog My neighbor's dog got out today... So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Ass, Lazy, and Target: Lazy Ass Dog

My neighbor's dog got out today...

So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves
her house by herself, and takes the bus
downtown to the dog park
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Ass, Lazy, and Target: Lazy Ass Dog

My neighbor's dog got out today...

So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves
her house by herself, and takes the bus
downtown to the dog park
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Today, This, and Found: SSSSSNEK Found this today

Today, This, and Found: SSSSSNEK
Found this today

Today, This, and Found: SSSSSNEK
Found this today

Found this today

Dank, Gym, and Memes: Can we go to the gym tomorrow Sure Abby Baby* Oh boy here we go Read 8:59 PM iMessage UBGR111 Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches And now he’s here to f*ck Abby! by furrymcweeaboopants MORE MEMES

Dank, Gym, and Memes: Can we go to the gym
tomorrow
Sure Abby
Baby*
Oh boy here we go
Read 8:59 PM
iMessage
UBGR111
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches
And now he’s here to f*ck Abby! by furrymcweeaboopants
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Dank, Gym, and Memes: Can we go to the gym
tomorrow
Sure Abby
Baby*
Oh boy here we go
Read 8:59 PM
iMessage
UBGR111
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches
And now he’s here to f*ck Abby! by furrymcweeaboopants
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And now he’s here to f*ck Abby! by furrymcweeaboopants MORE MEMES

Dank, Fuck You, and Jesus: Excuse me Jesus, you're in the way Fuck you, I am the way Im the way by SkylarR95 MORE MEMES

Dank, Fuck You, and Jesus: Excuse me Jesus, you're in the way
Fuck you, I am the
way
Im the way by SkylarR95
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Dank, Fuck You, and Jesus: Excuse me Jesus, you're in the way
Fuck you, I am the
way
Im the way by SkylarR95
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Im the way by SkylarR95 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: CONVICTED OF MURDER FOX/4 CHRISTOPHER ROBIN 9:04 65 Poor poor Christopher by FriendlyQuesadilla MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: CONVICTED OF MURDER
FOX/4
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
9:04 65
Poor poor Christopher by FriendlyQuesadilla
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Dank, Memes, and Target: CONVICTED OF MURDER
FOX/4
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
9:04 65
Poor poor Christopher by FriendlyQuesadilla
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Poor poor Christopher by FriendlyQuesadilla MORE MEMES

Dank, Frick, and Memes: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH I have a kill streak of 20 DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL? I'm not talking about the game YEZEN S Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay MORE MEMES

Dank, Frick, and Memes: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH
I have a kill streak of
20
DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT
MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?
I'm not talking
about the game
YEZEN S
Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay
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Dank, Frick, and Memes: I'VE BEAT PLAYERS WITH
I have a kill streak of
20
DOUBLE THAT STREAK! WHAT
MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?
I'm not talking
about the game
YEZEN S
Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay
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Oh frick oh frick what do we do by SideOfJay MORE MEMES

Dank, Meme, and Memes: our split meme two weeks later back again by Slashy_boi MORE MEMES

Dank, Meme, and Memes: our split meme
two weeks later
back again by Slashy_boi
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Dank, Meme, and Memes: our split meme
two weeks later
back again by Slashy_boi
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back again by Slashy_boi MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Minecraft: When your 9 year old son plays Minecraft all day and hates kids who do Fortnite dances in public comy true successor Thats me but my parents dont see me like that by y3y3ns MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Minecraft: When your 9 year old son plays
Minecraft all day and hates kids
who do Fortnite dances in public
comy true successor
Thats me but my parents dont see me like that by y3y3ns
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Dank, Memes, and Minecraft: When your 9 year old son plays
Minecraft all day and hates kids
who do Fortnite dances in public
comy true successor
Thats me but my parents dont see me like that by y3y3ns
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Thats me but my parents dont see me like that by y3y3ns MORE MEMES

Bruh, Dank, and Memes: When you hit your sibling too hard and they don't get up Bruh by MemeLord1205 MORE MEMES

Bruh, Dank, and Memes: When you hit your sibling too
hard and they don't get up
Bruh by MemeLord1205
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Bruh, Dank, and Memes: When you hit your sibling too
hard and they don't get up
Bruh by MemeLord1205
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Bruh by MemeLord1205 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Shit: When you take a shit and lose 2 pounds fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle meirl by HaseebM1 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Shit: When you take a shit and lose 2
pounds
fitness isn't just a hobby,
it's a lifestyle
meirl by HaseebM1
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Dank, Memes, and Shit: When you take a shit and lose 2
pounds
fitness isn't just a hobby,
it's a lifestyle
meirl by HaseebM1
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meirl by HaseebM1 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me trying to stay sleepy when I go to the bathroom at 4 a.m. meirl by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Me trying to stay sleepy when I go
to the bathroom at 4 a.m.
meirl by Scaulbylausis
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Me trying to stay sleepy when I go
to the bathroom at 4 a.m.
meirl by Scaulbylausis
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meirl by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

Sorry, Chat, and Good: 07:387 07:38 7:38 4G 4G 4G < Profile Chat Profile Profile Chat Chat Change my mind about Liking only 6 ft tall men or above You liked hoto Yesterday, 7.02 Set me a tippex joke How tall are you? My most irrational fear Today, 12:36 am Being with someone 5'4 under 6ft Too short sorry Sent Send Send d a message Send a message Send Send a message I’m 6 foot 3, but this one goes out to my shorter bros. She blocked me afterwards. The tippex joke was going to be very good too.

I’m 6 foot 3, but this one goes out to my shorter bros. She blocked me afterwards. The tippex joke was going to be very good too.

Dank, Gym, and Memes: N O 84% t A D 7:29 gym teachers: i dont see you running! the gym teachers: V Me irl by silverstream19 MORE MEMES

Dank, Gym, and Memes: N O 84%
t A
D
7:29
gym teachers: i dont see you
running!
the gym teachers:
V
Me irl by silverstream19
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Dank, Gym, and Memes: N O 84%
t A
D
7:29
gym teachers: i dont see you
running!
the gym teachers:
V
Me irl by silverstream19
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Me irl by silverstream19 MORE MEMES

Dank, Fresh, and Memes: Rich Neville @RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. Stay Fresh Cheese Bags Bag Size:20x30cms(Approx.) meirl by Latricc MORE MEMES

Dank, Fresh, and Memes: Rich Neville
@RichNeville
Found something new to say when I
leave a room.
Stay Fresh
Cheese Bags
Bag Size:20x30cms(Approx.)
meirl by Latricc
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Dank, Fresh, and Memes: Rich Neville
@RichNeville
Found something new to say when I
leave a room.
Stay Fresh
Cheese Bags
Bag Size:20x30cms(Approx.)
meirl by Latricc
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meirl by Latricc MORE MEMES

Tumblr, Blog, and Search: 10:20 am l vodafone AU 4G 70% Search u/nancyxxu 10m I've never been successful at growing carrots...until today! They may not be pretty but they're mine. awesomacious: I found this to be so wholesome

Tumblr, Blog, and Search: 10:20 am
l vodafone AU 4G
70%
Search
u/nancyxxu 10m
I've never been successful at growing
carrots...until today! They may not be
pretty but they're mine.
awesomacious:

I found this to be so wholesome

Tumblr, Blog, and Search: 10:20 am
l vodafone AU 4G
70%
Search
u/nancyxxu 10m
I've never been successful at growing
carrots...until today! They may not be
pretty but they're mine.
awesomacious:

I found this to be so wholesome

awesomacious: I found this to be so wholesome

Anime, Sexy, and Today: Showers Are Sexy Take one today. Notice At Anime Convention Due To Attendees' Body Odor Dang.

Anime, Sexy, and Today: Showers Are Sexy
Take one today.
Notice At Anime Convention Due To
Attendees' Body Odor
Dang.

Anime, Sexy, and Today: Showers Are Sexy
Take one today.
Notice At Anime Convention Due To
Attendees' Body Odor
Dang.

Dang.

Dude, Fucking, and Retarded: Kaitlyn Today 5:58 PM You're so hot l'd suck your dads dick just to taste the recipe Today 10:56 PM I'll suck your dads dick and swallow just to make sure he doesn't have anymore retarded kids like you Holy shit you fucking killed her dude r/destroyedinatext

Dude, Fucking, and Retarded: Kaitlyn
Today 5:58 PM
You're so hot l'd suck your dads
dick just to taste the recipe
Today 10:56 PM
I'll suck your dads dick and
swallow just to make sure
he doesn't have anymore
retarded kids like you
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
r/destroyedinatext

Dude, Fucking, and Retarded: Kaitlyn
Today 5:58 PM
You're so hot l'd suck your dads
dick just to taste the recipe
Today 10:56 PM
I'll suck your dads dick and
swallow just to make sure
he doesn't have anymore
retarded kids like you
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
r/destroyedinatext

r/destroyedinatext

Dank, Memes, and Target: Unruly @nva_ON_tym Come on guys....if your friend has a business be willing to pay full price for their services....thats how they make living. You cheap dickhead, support your friend! by willtab MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Unruly
@nva_ON_tym
Come on guys....if your friend has a
business be willing to pay full price for
their services....thats how they make
living.
You cheap dickhead, support your friend! by willtab
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Dank, Memes, and Target: Unruly
@nva_ON_tym
Come on guys....if your friend has a
business be willing to pay full price for
their services....thats how they make
living.
You cheap dickhead, support your friend! by willtab
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You cheap dickhead, support your friend! by willtab MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: German Ghost tank, designed to produce a loud "ooooh" sound to make allied forces suspect the forests were haunted by spooky ghosts (Berlin, 1943) official agnew Strategy 10000 by cowabungapeppermil MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: German Ghost tank, designed to
produce a loud "ooooh" sound to make
allied forces suspect the forests were
haunted by spooky ghosts (Berlin, 1943)
official agnew
Strategy 10000 by cowabungapeppermil
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Dank, Memes, and Target: German Ghost tank, designed to
produce a loud "ooooh" sound to make
allied forces suspect the forests were
haunted by spooky ghosts (Berlin, 1943)
official agnew
Strategy 10000 by cowabungapeppermil
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Strategy 10000 by cowabungapeppermil MORE MEMES

Dank, Dude, and Fucking: Kaitlyn Today 5:58 PM You're so hot l'd suck your dads dick just to taste the recipe Today 10:56 PM I'll suck your dads dick and swallow just to make sure he doesn't have anymore retarded kids like you Holy shit you fucking killed her dude r/destroyedinatext by nilesh_sengupta MORE MEMES

Dank, Dude, and Fucking: Kaitlyn
Today 5:58 PM
You're so hot l'd suck your dads
dick just to taste the recipe
Today 10:56 PM
I'll suck your dads dick and
swallow just to make sure
he doesn't have anymore
retarded kids like you
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
r/destroyedinatext by nilesh_sengupta
MORE MEMES

Dank, Dude, and Fucking: Kaitlyn
Today 5:58 PM
You're so hot l'd suck your dads
dick just to taste the recipe
Today 10:56 PM
I'll suck your dads dick and
swallow just to make sure
he doesn't have anymore
retarded kids like you
Holy shit you fucking killed her dude
r/destroyedinatext by nilesh_sengupta
MORE MEMES

r/destroyedinatext by nilesh_sengupta MORE MEMES

Friends, Home, and Today: Asia Chloe Brown @AsiaChloeBrown This Indian man and I have an identical commute, but we have never spoken to each other. Like we get on at the same platform spot and everything. I worked from home yesterday and today he jokingly said, "Where were you?| was lonely!" It was a joke but I almost cried Imao. 2018-06-21, 6:28 AM 3,047 Retweets 16K Likes Just two friends on a commute

Friends, Home, and Today: Asia Chloe Brown
@AsiaChloeBrown
This Indian man and I have an
identical commute, but we have
never spoken to each other. Like
we get on at the same platform
spot and everything. I worked from
home yesterday and today he
jokingly said, "Where were you?|
was lonely!" It was a joke but I
almost cried Imao.
2018-06-21, 6:28 AM
3,047 Retweets 16K Likes
Just two friends on a commute

Friends, Home, and Today: Asia Chloe Brown
@AsiaChloeBrown
This Indian man and I have an
identical commute, but we have
never spoken to each other. Like
we get on at the same platform
spot and everything. I worked from
home yesterday and today he
jokingly said, "Where were you?|
was lonely!" It was a joke but I
almost cried Imao.
2018-06-21, 6:28 AM
3,047 Retweets 16K Likes
Just two friends on a commute

Just two friends on a commute

Dank, Family, and Memes: Retail workers when a family walks in with their entire school supplies list ten minutes before closing Phew! We just made it! by Gamerbry MORE MEMES

Dank, Family, and Memes: Retail workers when a family walks in
with their entire school supplies list
ten minutes before closing
Phew! We just made it! by Gamerbry
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Dank, Family, and Memes: Retail workers when a family walks in
with their entire school supplies list
ten minutes before closing
Phew! We just made it! by Gamerbry
MORE MEMES

Phew! We just made it! by Gamerbry MORE MEMES

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Ass, Bitch, and Chill: Today 14:19
Hey Luca, this is an automated mes-
sage to remind you of your upcoming
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