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Bless Up, Horny, and Memes: She's helping do the dishes DrSmashlove Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the reply and when she reply, u trying to understand the meaning. With that said here go smash's guide to girls replying to funny texts: (1) "lol". No laughter happened. No laughter will ever happen. Lower case 'lol' means she's either mad at you or doesn't care about you. Either way, fix this shit Bruh, because communication is on life support and u may never touch or feel that Punani ever again. (2) "LOL". That was legit funny. Nice work. She turned caps lock on for you. You stuck the joke. She didn't laugh but it was still humorous content. Now keep it G before you say something unfunny and she gotta pretend that she working when really she just done witchoe moderately funny ass. (3) "OMG LOL 😂". Congrats, you said said some extra funny shit. Like she's not laughing but she's laughing in her head and if people were around, she'd giggle for real. Very nice. Keep going. (4) "YOU'RE A MESS 😂😂😂😂😂". This is the holy grail. She laughed so hard she peed a little (incidentally, if a girl is either hella entertained or hella turned on, she pees a little (what do u y'all think squirting is 😎)). In any event u just said some legitimately absolutely fvcking hilarious shit. So funny in fact that she thinks you're slightly unstable, which makes her also horny in a way she's not happy about. Like "why am I horny off of a man's twisted, unstable humor? This isn't natural. Damn you, vagina! Always being mysterious and shit." This is what u aiming for Bruh. U wanna be a mess. If she think u a mess, she fux with you for real and potentially wanna have chirren. Now go forth and be messy. U get me! Bless up 😂😂😂
Bless Up, Horny, and Memes: She's helping do the dishes
 DrSmashlove
Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the reply and when she reply, u trying to understand the meaning. With that said here go smash's guide to girls replying to funny texts: (1) "lol". No laughter happened. No laughter will ever happen. Lower case 'lol' means she's either mad at you or doesn't care about you. Either way, fix this shit Bruh, because communication is on life support and u may never touch or feel that Punani ever again. (2) "LOL". That was legit funny. Nice work. She turned caps lock on for you. You stuck the joke. She didn't laugh but it was still humorous content. Now keep it G before you say something unfunny and she gotta pretend that she working when really she just done witchoe moderately funny ass. (3) "OMG LOL 😂". Congrats, you said said some extra funny shit. Like she's not laughing but she's laughing in her head and if people were around, she'd giggle for real. Very nice. Keep going. (4) "YOU'RE A MESS 😂😂😂😂😂". This is the holy grail. She laughed so hard she peed a little (incidentally, if a girl is either hella entertained or hella turned on, she pees a little (what do u y'all think squirting is 😎)). In any event u just said some legitimately absolutely fvcking hilarious shit. So funny in fact that she thinks you're slightly unstable, which makes her also horny in a way she's not happy about. Like "why am I horny off of a man's twisted, unstable humor? This isn't natural. Damn you, vagina! Always being mysterious and shit." This is what u aiming for Bruh. U wanna be a mess. If she think u a mess, she fux with you for real and potentially wanna have chirren. Now go forth and be messy. U get me! Bless up 😂😂😂

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Anaconda, Bad, and Bitch: Dear Senator Ted Cruz, This morning you tweeted the following Senator Ted Cruz < @SenTedCruz Follow "Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government. 7:43 AM-10 Nov 2014 This led me to assume one of two things → Thing #1. When you accepted campaign funds from telecom lobbyists last year* they asked that you publicly smear Net Neutrality Thing #a. You don't actually know what Net Neutrality is. There is very little I can do about Thing #. and so I'll instead work on fixing Thing #. And I'm going to do that by being a super terrific At dude and explaining to you exactly how Net Neutrality works. <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/102335971297/oatmeal-i-wrote-a-letter-to-ted-cruz-explaining" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oatmeal.tumblr.com/post/102314919551/i-wrote-a-letter-to-ted-cruz-explaining-how-net">oatmeal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wrote a letter to Ted Cruz explaining <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/net_neutrality">how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works</a>.  Read the full thing <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/net_neutrality">here</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ted Cruz is 100% correct actually.  Not only does he understand how net neutrality works, he also understands how the federal government works as well, which proponents of net neutrality do not.  </p> <p>Letting the FCC regulate the internet is exactly like Obamacare.  Remember when Obama lied to you about the Affordable Care Act? “<em>If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.</em>&ldquo; &rdquo;<em>If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.</em>&ldquo; &rdquo;<em>It’s going to lower your premiums $2,500 per family, per year.</em>&ldquo;  I think you get the point.  Now Obama is going around touting how we should go the old &rdquo;<a href="http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2340818">public utility</a>&ldquo; route.  He also says he doesn’t want them to have control of ISPs per say, he just want the FCC to force them to be &quot;equal.&rdquo; Yeah, not much difference.  In doing so, you are taking the power away from the individual ISPs (which is bad enough) and handing it over to the biggest monopoly in the world, the federal government.  That would only be the beginning if the government ever did nationalize the internet.  The government couldn’t even build a simple website after spending $2 Billion on it, but you’re going to trust them with this?  Only a fool would still trust that much power over something so free and open right now to the world’s biggest bumbling bureaucracy.  The government can only exacerbate the situation.  That’s okay though, because bandwagoning over little understood causes via a hashtag campaign and based on loose information has become an internet pastime.</p> <p>And before you start making unjust statements about Senator Cruz not understanding what net neutrality is, you might want to actually read up on <a href="http://www.cnet.com/news/comcast-vs-netflix-is-this-really-about-net-neutrality/">the real issue between Netflix and Comcast</a> first.  Because it’s far more complicated than “Comcast was bullying Netflix.”  But you got to keep the spotlight on the evil corporations though.  They’re the bad guy in your sordid tale.</p> <p>Also, before you start making absurd accusations that Ted Cruz is somehow in the pocket of Comcast, you may want to be aware that their PAC donated…<a href="http://www.gamepolitics.com/2014/04/11/report-comcast-gave-campaign-contributions-every-member-senate-judiciary-committee#.VGEL_PTF9v0">$2,500</a> …just $2,500 to his campaign fund.  Wow.  Ted Cruz must totally be Comcast’s bitch for that high price.  He may even murder someone for them now.</p> <p>Stick to funny comics about cats.  Politics, even of the internet variety, is not your forte.</p></blockquote>
Anaconda, Bad, and Bitch: Dear Senator Ted Cruz,
 This morning you tweeted the following
 Senator Ted Cruz <
 @SenTedCruz
 Follow
 "Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the
 Internet should not operate at the speed of government.
 7:43 AM-10 Nov 2014
 This led me to assume one of two things
 → Thing #1.
 When you accepted campaign funds from telecom lobbyists last
 year* they asked that you publicly smear Net Neutrality
 Thing #a.
 You don't actually know what Net Neutrality is.
 There is very little I can do about Thing #. and so I'll instead
 work on fixing Thing #. And I'm going to do that by being a
 super terrific At dude and explaining to you exactly how
 Net Neutrality works.
<p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/102335971297/oatmeal-i-wrote-a-letter-to-ted-cruz-explaining" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oatmeal.tumblr.com/post/102314919551/i-wrote-a-letter-to-ted-cruz-explaining-how-net">oatmeal</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I wrote a letter to Ted Cruz explaining <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/net_neutrality">how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works</a>.  Read the full thing <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/net_neutrality">here</a>.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Ted Cruz is 100% correct actually.  Not only does he understand how net neutrality works, he also understands how the federal government works as well, which proponents of net neutrality do not.  </p>
<p>Letting the FCC regulate the internet is exactly like Obamacare.  Remember when Obama lied to you about the Affordable Care Act? “<em>If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.</em>&ldquo; &rdquo;<em>If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.</em>&ldquo; &rdquo;<em>It’s going to lower your premiums $2,500 per family, per year.</em>&ldquo;  I think you get the point.  Now Obama is going around touting how we should go the old &rdquo;<a href="http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2340818">public utility</a>&ldquo; route.  He also says he doesn’t want them to have control of ISPs per say, he just want the FCC to force them to be &quot;equal.&rdquo; Yeah, not much difference.  In doing so, you are taking the power away from the individual ISPs (which is bad enough) and handing it over to the biggest monopoly in the world, the federal government.  That would only be the beginning if the government ever did nationalize the internet.  The government couldn’t even build a simple website after spending $2 Billion on it, but you’re going to trust them with this?  Only a fool would still trust that much power over something so free and open right now to the world’s biggest bumbling bureaucracy.  The government can only exacerbate the situation.  That’s okay though, because bandwagoning over little understood causes via a hashtag campaign and based on loose information has become an internet pastime.</p>
<p>And before you start making unjust statements about Senator Cruz not understanding what net neutrality is, you might want to actually read up on <a href="http://www.cnet.com/news/comcast-vs-netflix-is-this-really-about-net-neutrality/">the real issue between Netflix and Comcast</a> first.  Because it’s far more complicated than “Comcast was bullying Netflix.”  But you got to keep the spotlight on the evil corporations though.  They’re the bad guy in your sordid tale.</p>
<p>Also, before you start making absurd accusations that Ted Cruz is somehow in the pocket of Comcast, you may want to be aware that their PAC donated…<a href="http://www.gamepolitics.com/2014/04/11/report-comcast-gave-campaign-contributions-every-member-senate-judiciary-committee#.VGEL_PTF9v0">$2,500</a> …just $2,500 to his campaign fund.  Wow.  Ted Cruz must totally be Comcast’s bitch for that high price.  He may even murder someone for them now.</p>
<p>Stick to funny comics about cats.  Politics, even of the internet variety, is not your forte.</p></blockquote>

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