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Ass, Be Like, and School: Saladin Ahmed
@saladinahmed
damn my neighbor who l'd never met just
busted serious ass to help me get my car
out the snow so I could get my kids to
school and was like 'I'm from Kenya,
don't just leave our neighbor to struggle.
people are just great sometimes
awesomacious:
All neighbors should be like this all the time.
![Ass, Be Like, and School: Saladin Ahmed
@saladinahmed
damn my neighbor who l'd never met just
busted serious ass to help me get my car
out the snow so I could get my kids to
school and was like 'I'm from Kenya,
don't just leave our neighbor to struggle.
people are just great sometimes
awesomacious:
All neighbors should be like this all the time.]()
awesomacious: All neighbors should be like this all the time.
Facts, Money, and Movies: u/thewargingned
FACTS
DR JeN R
Movies will
always break monetary
records because of
inflation, they should
be rated on how many
tickets are sold versus
how much money was made,
imgilpcom
I already told y’all mothafuckas last timeAdjust for inflation with moneyz
![Facts, Money, and Movies: u/thewargingned
FACTS
DR JeN R
Movies will
always break monetary
records because of
inflation, they should
be rated on how many
tickets are sold versus
how much money was made,
imgilpcom
I already told y’all mothafuckas last timeAdjust for inflation with moneyz]()
I already told y’all mothafuckas last timeAdjust for inflation with moneyz
Crocs, Fedora, and Fuck: Mickayla
Today 12:24 p.m.
Hey Mickayla, lets sext!
I'll start
*Alexa, play Let's Get It On by
Marvin Gaye*
*clears throat*
Hey babe, I'll take my fedora
off if you take those pink
crocs off
pardon the fuck out of me
It's ok, it's my first time taking
my fedora off too
I'm scared but also excited
Sent
She actually had pink crocs in her photos
![Crocs, Fedora, and Fuck: Mickayla
Today 12:24 p.m.
Hey Mickayla, lets sext!
I'll start
*Alexa, play Let's Get It On by
Marvin Gaye*
*clears throat*
Hey babe, I'll take my fedora
off if you take those pink
crocs off
pardon the fuck out of me
It's ok, it's my first time taking
my fedora off too
I'm scared but also excited
Sent
She actually had pink crocs in her photos]()
She actually had pink crocs in her photos
Clothes, Fire, and Tumblr: |5hi
shinyauspistice:
She-Ra-Avatar AU nº03Firebender Adora,,, in Earth Kingdom clothes, of course. I’m pretty proud of that fire. And I actuALLY PUT SOME EFFORT ON THE LINEART THIS TIME
![Clothes, Fire, and Tumblr: |5hi
shinyauspistice:
She-Ra-Avatar AU nº03Firebender Adora,,, in Earth Kingdom clothes, of course. I’m pretty proud of that fire. And I actuALLY PUT SOME EFFORT ON THE LINEART THIS TIME]()
shinyauspistice: She-Ra-Avatar AU nº03Firebender Adora,,, in Earth Kingdom clothes, of course. I’m pretty proud of that fire. And I actuALL...
Tumblr, Blog, and How To: shinyauspistice:
Aaaaand the AU continues :::))Shadow Weaver as a blood bender this time. Very sketch. I don’t know how to disign outfits.
![Tumblr, Blog, and How To: shinyauspistice:
Aaaaand the AU continues :::))Shadow Weaver as a blood bender this time. Very sketch. I don’t know how to disign outfits.]()
shinyauspistice: Aaaaand the AU continues :::))Shadow Weaver as a blood bender this time. Very sketch. I don’t know how to disign outfits.
![Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories](https://pics.conservativememes.com/insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-61533067.png)
Dank, Funny, and Iphone: DIVOCK STAN ACCT
@xterrylee_
Thaven't even seen the shooter yet
but I'm assuming he was black now?
Donald J. Trump@realDonald... .1h
The Philadelphia shooter should never
have been allowed to be on the streets.
He had a long and very dangerous
criminal record. Looked like he was having
a good time after his capture, and after...
8:51 AM 8/15/19 Twitter for iPhone
Funny how no mental health issues were brought up 🤔 by Ironborn-Savage
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![Dank, Funny, and Iphone: DIVOCK STAN ACCT
@xterrylee_
Thaven't even seen the shooter yet
but I'm assuming he was black now?
Donald J. Trump@realDonald... .1h
The Philadelphia shooter should never
have been allowed to be on the streets.
He had a long and very dangerous
criminal record. Looked like he was having
a good time after his capture, and after...
8:51 AM 8/15/19 Twitter for iPhone
Funny how no mental health issues were brought up 🤔 by Ironborn-Savage
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Funny how no mental health issues were brought up 🤔 by Ironborn-Savage MORE MEMES
Time, Tiny, and Via: tiny birb is screaming :V
@Cwossie
My naym is snek
My body long
My hed is smol
But jaw is stronk
And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide
I monch the bred
7:22 AM-Jun 22, 2018
127K43.6K people are talking about this
It seemed appropriate here via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YWLm49
![Time, Tiny, and Via: tiny birb is screaming :V
@Cwossie
My naym is snek
My body long
My hed is smol
But jaw is stronk
And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide
I monch the bred
7:22 AM-Jun 22, 2018
127K43.6K people are talking about this
It seemed appropriate here via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YWLm49]()
It seemed appropriate here via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YWLm49
Community, I Bet, and Phone: Donnie with the Tool
@wimberlyOneTIME
I called my mom out on her
Homophobia last night. We got into
a huge argument now she thinks I'm
gay. Literally every-time I've called
somebody out on their homophobia,
they ask me am I gay. You don't have
to be apart of the community to call
out bigotry. That's y'all problem now
6:40 AM 12 May 18
boxofsoap:
sleepynegress:
youngalientype:
The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone to another co-worker, and when he asked her to stop she said “oh I bet your black too” and he’s like nah I’m white, you’re just being awful and I’m hanging up
It’s that easy
When people think empathy w/o personal association or investment is strange, it’s because they have none.
Seriously how has it become such a foreign concept nowadays to empathize with others even if you aren’t the one being affected by it?
![Community, I Bet, and Phone: Donnie with the Tool
@wimberlyOneTIME
I called my mom out on her
Homophobia last night. We got into
a huge argument now she thinks I'm
gay. Literally every-time I've called
somebody out on their homophobia,
they ask me am I gay. You don't have
to be apart of the community to call
out bigotry. That's y'all problem now
6:40 AM 12 May 18
boxofsoap:
sleepynegress:
youngalientype:
The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone to another co-worker, and when he asked her to stop she said “oh I bet your black too” and he’s like nah I’m white, you’re just being awful and I’m hanging up
It’s that easy
When people think empathy w/o personal association or investment is strange, it’s because they have none.
Seriously how has it become such a foreign concept nowadays to empathize with others even if you aren’t the one being affected by it?]()
boxofsoap: sleepynegress: youngalientype: The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone t...
Bad, Definitely, and Fucking: AP West Region
AP @APWest Region
Astronomers say they've missed
more than 2,000 hours of
observations on Hawaii's tallest
mountain as Native Hawaiian
protesters block construction of a
new telescope on a
peak they
consider sacred.
Amid protest, Hawaii astronomers lose observation
time
apnews.com
11:36 AM Aug 10, 2019 SocialFlow
salt, fat, acid, yeet
@hermit_hwarang
Well Native Hawaiians have missed
more than 120 years of
independence so too bad
AP AP West Region
@APWestRegion Aug 10
Astronomers say they've missed more than 2,000
hours of observations on Hawaii's tallest mountain
as Native Hawaiian protesters block construction of
a new telescope on a peak they consider sacred.
apne.ws/diROfAz
4:08 AM Aug 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
47.5K Likes
14.8K Retweets
larissaloki:
thatpettyblackgirl:
The AP is fucking pathetic.
And fuck those astronomers and their telescope.
I can definitely sympathize with any native trying to fight for their land.💯Keep fighting folks✊🏽
I’m all for space stuff but just because you think so so location is a good place to build, doesn’t mean that place isn’t important to others. If locals say no, look elsewhere.
Fuck those scientists
![Bad, Definitely, and Fucking: AP West Region
AP @APWest Region
Astronomers say they've missed
more than 2,000 hours of
observations on Hawaii's tallest
mountain as Native Hawaiian
protesters block construction of a
new telescope on a
peak they
consider sacred.
Amid protest, Hawaii astronomers lose observation
time
apnews.com
11:36 AM Aug 10, 2019 SocialFlow
salt, fat, acid, yeet
@hermit_hwarang
Well Native Hawaiians have missed
more than 120 years of
independence so too bad
AP AP West Region
@APWestRegion Aug 10
Astronomers say they've missed more than 2,000
hours of observations on Hawaii's tallest mountain
as Native Hawaiian protesters block construction of
a new telescope on a peak they consider sacred.
apne.ws/diROfAz
4:08 AM Aug 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
47.5K Likes
14.8K Retweets
larissaloki:
thatpettyblackgirl:
The AP is fucking pathetic.
And fuck those astronomers and their telescope.
I can definitely sympathize with any native trying to fight for their land.💯Keep fighting folks✊🏽
I’m all for space stuff but just because you think so so location is a good place to build, doesn’t mean that place isn’t important to others. If locals say no, look elsewhere.
Fuck those scientists]()
larissaloki: thatpettyblackgirl: The AP is fucking pathetic. And fuck those astronomers and their telescope. I can definitely sympathiz...
Friends, Indeed, and Time: When my friends ask if I have time to
talk about their problems.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
![Friends, Indeed, and Time: When my friends ask if I have time to
talk about their problems.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.]()
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Best Friend, Dank, and Dogs: DOGS TRULY ARE
YOU WOULDN'T
HOW SO?
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
UNDERSTAND
MUCH LATER
IT'S TIME
HURRY, BOY!
WOOF!
OELETE
HISTOR
Go Lassie and do what Ive taught you to do by Narisome
MORE MEMES
![Best Friend, Dank, and Dogs: DOGS TRULY ARE
YOU WOULDN'T
HOW SO?
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
UNDERSTAND
MUCH LATER
IT'S TIME
HURRY, BOY!
WOOF!
OELETE
HISTOR
Go Lassie and do what Ive taught you to do by Narisome
MORE MEMES]()
Go Lassie and do what Ive taught you to do by Narisome MORE MEMES
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Tik Tok
@brittanyt445
theshitneyspears:
14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time
![Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Tik Tok
@brittanyt445
theshitneyspears:
14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time]()
theshitneyspears: 14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time
Tumblr, Gang, and Blog: THEY
/THEM
saccharinerose
saccharinerose:
Another thing I wanted to draw again was my design for a human version of Rogelio. This time in a cool leather vest bc the Crimson Waste reptilian gang left an impact on me.–Do not tag with rep/kyle related tags please–
![Tumblr, Gang, and Blog: THEY
/THEM
saccharinerose
saccharinerose:
Another thing I wanted to draw again was my design for a human version of Rogelio. This time in a cool leather vest bc the Crimson Waste reptilian gang left an impact on me.–Do not tag with rep/kyle related tags please–]()
saccharinerose: Another thing I wanted to draw again was my design for a human version of Rogelio. This time in a cool leather vest bc the ...
Dank, Memes, and Pizza: cicis
BEYN PIZZA
Pizza Challenge
What is the Pizza Challenge??
(2) people, (2) hours,(2) 32 or drinks and (3) 28 9IZZA
$50 to enter
the 32 oz. drinks. That's it. Complete the challenge in the time
allowed and no sick trips to the restroom and we will pay you
$500!
You have to 2 hours to eat the whole pirza, crust and all with
@pixelise
ami just fat or does this look easy
Tbh, I could do this by myself too by Naanderson2022
MORE MEMES
![Dank, Memes, and Pizza: cicis
BEYN PIZZA
Pizza Challenge
What is the Pizza Challenge??
(2) people, (2) hours,(2) 32 or drinks and (3) 28 9IZZA
$50 to enter
the 32 oz. drinks. That's it. Complete the challenge in the time
allowed and no sick trips to the restroom and we will pay you
$500!
You have to 2 hours to eat the whole pirza, crust and all with
@pixelise
ami just fat or does this look easy
Tbh, I could do this by myself too by Naanderson2022
MORE MEMES]()
Tbh, I could do this by myself too by Naanderson2022 MORE MEMES
Dating, Life, and Movies: indie @INDIEWASHERE 7h
movies really had me thinking that my
teenage years were going to be wild
parties, constant dating, that once scene
in a car w indie music playing and the
best time of my life but it was just me
taking depression naps after school and
not doing homework
Why do you come into my home and beat me with a broom?
![Dating, Life, and Movies: indie @INDIEWASHERE 7h
movies really had me thinking that my
teenage years were going to be wild
parties, constant dating, that once scene
in a car w indie music playing and the
best time of my life but it was just me
taking depression naps after school and
not doing homework
Why do you come into my home and beat me with a broom?]()
Why do you come into my home and beat me with a broom?
Android, Life, and Love: Dominique Apollon
@ApollonTweets
It's taken me 45 trips around the sun,
but for the first time in my life l know
what it feels like to have a "band-aid"
in my own skin tone. You can barely
even spot it in the first image. For real
I'm holding back tears
12:27 PM 4/19/19 Twitter for Android
9,680 Retweets 53.7K Likes
thisisevak:
randomawe:
jusjujubeanz:
55555praise:
uncleromeo:
for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get cuts and scrapes and I love these
they also come in mid tones.
This is nice :)
✊🏾
There’s also a black owned company called Browndages!
They come in a number of different shades as well 🥰
Rebloging for the black owned company
![Android, Life, and Love: Dominique Apollon
@ApollonTweets
It's taken me 45 trips around the sun,
but for the first time in my life l know
what it feels like to have a "band-aid"
in my own skin tone. You can barely
even spot it in the first image. For real
I'm holding back tears
12:27 PM 4/19/19 Twitter for Android
9,680 Retweets 53.7K Likes
thisisevak:
randomawe:
jusjujubeanz:
55555praise:
uncleromeo:
for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get cuts and scrapes and I love these
they also come in mid tones.
This is nice :)
✊🏾
There’s also a black owned company called Browndages!
They come in a number of different shades as well 🥰
Rebloging for the black owned company]()
thisisevak: randomawe: jusjujubeanz: 55555praise: uncleromeo: for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get...
Time, Spooky, and Hell: It's Nearly October
Time to get spooky!
Yes
Hell Yes
JUST A REMINDER THAT ITS ALMOST SPOOKY TIME
![Time, Spooky, and Hell: It's Nearly October
Time to get spooky!
Yes
Hell Yes
JUST A REMINDER THAT ITS ALMOST SPOOKY TIME]()
JUST A REMINDER THAT ITS ALMOST SPOOKY TIME
Time, Net, and Href: I'm having a hard time trusting somebody
https://iglovequotes.net
![Time, Net, and Href: I'm having a hard time trusting somebody
https://iglovequotes.net]()
https://iglovequotes.net
