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Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9
![Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9](https://pics.conservativememes.com/breakfast-on-a-porch-in-montauk-seagulls-fly-by-making-35574411.png)
![Memes, Sorry, and Birds: [Breakfast on a porch in Montauk. Seagulls fly by, making a
racket.]
Me: Our building has stuff to keep birds from sitting on it. All
those seagulls hang out on that adjacent roof over there.
Vanessa: Do you think it feels unloved, or like it's the cool
place to be?
Me: What?
Vanessa: The roof. Do you think it feels like, "Oh, my owners
don't care about me, and they don't protect me," or is it
proud to be where all the birds hang?
Me: I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for such an imaginative
question so early in the morning. You're empathizing with a
roof.
Vanessa: ...See what you've done to me?
End of play.]
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9]()
On this date in 2013. https://t.co/bMMmlt2wY9
Memes, Alright, and Watermelon: lesting the first bulletproof vests,
(1923)
Amat Victoria Curam3o
@BR Nation
N ggaz ain't even put the vest on a
watermelon or something
"Alright Phillip, now just stand right
there"
Goodnight via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ODS7Ov
![Memes, Alright, and Watermelon: lesting the first bulletproof vests,
(1923)
Amat Victoria Curam3o
@BR Nation
N ggaz ain't even put the vest on a
watermelon or something
"Alright Phillip, now just stand right
there"
Goodnight via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ODS7Ov]()
Goodnight via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ODS7Ov
![Reddit, Time, and If Youre Reading This: Check:0ms./Oms. MeshGen:0ms. Update C:0ms. Nodes:212 Movable:96 00
MISSION LOG 438
they've finally ceased their
incessant scronching for
the first time irn
a fortyear. some
thing is coming
[Src]](https://pics.conservativememes.com/check-0ms-oms-meshgen-0ms-update-c-0ms-nodes-212-movable-96-00-mission-log-438-35564854.png)
Girls, Memes, and Rain: Don't be
ashamed to fart
while you
urinate...There is
no rain without
thunder
sta
โSaw this on the girlsโ bathroom doorโ ๐
![Girls, Memes, and Rain: Don't be
ashamed to fart
while you
urinate...There is
no rain without
thunder
sta
โSaw this on the girlsโ bathroom doorโ ๐]()
โSaw this on the girlsโ bathroom doorโ ๐
9gag, Dank, and Life: REALLY HATE IT WHEN A PERSON
GOES TO A NEW COUNTRY
AND COMES BACK AS IF HE LIVED
THERE HIS ENTIRE LIFE
In Germany, these people are called "Lisa".
https://9gag.com/gag/aPjqgMn?ref=fbpic
![9gag, Dank, and Life: REALLY HATE IT WHEN A PERSON
GOES TO A NEW COUNTRY
AND COMES BACK AS IF HE LIVED
THERE HIS ENTIRE LIFE
In Germany, these people are called "Lisa".
https://9gag.com/gag/aPjqgMn?ref=fbpic]()
In Germany, these people are called "Lisa". https://9gag.com/gag/aPjqgMn?ref=fbpic
Barcelona, Memes, and Goal: Sam Lee
@Sammy_Goal
Follow
De Bruyne has suffered a knee injury, as
@City_Watch revealed earlier. There are fears
he could be out for around three months
He's on crutches and will have more tests
done in Manchester and Barcelona in the
next few days
4:16 PM -15 Aug 2018
CHES
CITY
TrollFootball
โTheTrollFootballInsta
-
Man City fans right now https://t.co/706elDHeXO
![Barcelona, Memes, and Goal: Sam Lee
@Sammy_Goal
Follow
De Bruyne has suffered a knee injury, as
@City_Watch revealed earlier. There are fears
he could be out for around three months
He's on crutches and will have more tests
done in Manchester and Barcelona in the
next few days
4:16 PM -15 Aug 2018
CHES
CITY
TrollFootball
โTheTrollFootballInsta
-
Man City fans right now https://t.co/706elDHeXO]()
Man City fans right now https://t.co/706elDHeXO
Girls, Memes, and Ivanka Trump: AP Photo/John Beale
On Tuesday, Ivanka Trump visited Astrobotic, a space robotics technology company in Pittsburgh. During her time there, she toured the facility and met with students of the Girls of Steel Robotics initiative.
![Girls, Memes, and Ivanka Trump: AP Photo/John Beale
On Tuesday, Ivanka Trump visited Astrobotic, a space robotics technology company in Pittsburgh. During her time there, she toured the facility and met with students of the Girls of Steel Robotics initiative.]()
On Tuesday, Ivanka Trump visited Astrobotic, a space robotics technology company in Pittsburgh. During her time there, she toured the facili...
Fucking, Future, and Jesus: l was born in Pride month
in the year 2007
siryouarebeingmocked:
yourpoliticsarestupid:
mother-child-life:
luchadoreofliberty:
youre-a-fucking-human-being:
perspectivemax:
us-army-world-tour:
huffpost:
As Pride month comes to a close, Desmond Is Amazing, the ten-year-old drag kid from New York, is living proof that the future is queer. โค๏ธ
Wow this is incredibly fucked
Man his parents are making a killing off this kid. Exploiting that little fucker for dime they can get
Jesus christ you can practically see him reading the cue cards she wrote for him.
10 years old is not a time to think about sexuality or being a drag queen. You should be a kid playing with other kids and doing kid stuff.ย
This absolutely breaks my heart.
Child abuse, plain and simple.
watched an episode of Drag Race when I was two, decided to become a drag queen
Thereโs people who are thirty who donโt make life choices as big as that.
โฆIโve heard
I sadly would not be surprised if this kid offs himself before heโs 20. Everybody acting like this is normal and healthy needs to get a fucking grip.
![Fucking, Future, and Jesus: l was born in Pride month
in the year 2007
siryouarebeingmocked:
yourpoliticsarestupid:
mother-child-life:
luchadoreofliberty:
youre-a-fucking-human-being:
perspectivemax:
us-army-world-tour:
huffpost:
As Pride month comes to a close, Desmond Is Amazing, the ten-year-old drag kid from New York, is living proof that the future is queer. โค๏ธ
Wow this is incredibly fucked
Man his parents are making a killing off this kid. Exploiting that little fucker for dime they can get
Jesus christ you can practically see him reading the cue cards she wrote for him.
10 years old is not a time to think about sexuality or being a drag queen. You should be a kid playing with other kids and doing kid stuff.ย
This absolutely breaks my heart.
Child abuse, plain and simple.
watched an episode of Drag Race when I was two, decided to become a drag queen
Thereโs people who are thirty who donโt make life choices as big as that.
โฆIโve heard
I sadly would not be surprised if this kid offs himself before heโs 20. Everybody acting like this is normal and healthy needs to get a fucking grip.]()
siryouarebeingmocked: yourpoliticsarestupid: mother-child-life: luchadoreofliberty: youre-a-fucking-human-being: perspectivemax: us-a...
