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Europe, Luck, and All The: I just landed in Nevada boys, all the way from Europe, wish me luck!
Europe, Luck, and All The: I just landed in Nevada boys, all the way from Europe, wish me luck!

I just landed in Nevada boys, all the way from Europe, wish me luck!

Animals, Church, and Community: Red Flag laws? This IS the way it will happen. It already has in a few states.. Red Flag Laws. Here's what will happen. It's a Sunday night and your family has all gone to bed. You let the dogs back in and lock the deadbolt like you do every night. All the lights are off now except a couple of night lights scattered throughout the house leaving that dim glow throughout your home. It's bedtime and work and sc hool are going to come early in the morning. You crawl in bed, kiss your wife and drift off to sleep being thankful for the air conditioning that allows you to pull that heavy quilt up over your shoulder despite the fact it's still 85 degrees outside. A few hours pass.. 0200 Monday morning and your wife taps your leg and says, "baby I heard something outside. As you sit up in bed you hear the dog growling in the living room and you know something isn't right. You grab that trusty ole 870 and head into the living room Your wife grabs her 9mm and heads down the hall to the kids rooms just like you have rehearsed. "Good boy" you say as you enter the living room, trying to calm both the dog and your wife just as splinters fly across the room and the front door flys open. "Oh shit!" As you shoulder your weapon and send a load of 00 Buck across your living room and see the perpetrator fall in a heap. Before the "thank God" can even run across your brain, you see a second man coming in the door and you fire again. This time you hear the pop of your wife's 9mm as she has joined in the fight. It has to be those damn meth heads from down in town! Just then you are consumed by a wall of bullets as you see multiple muzzle flashes from just outside the door and you realize something isn't right. You turn to yell at your wife to "get down" just in time to see her take a load of buckshot to the face and her brain matter splatter the wall behind her. You feel the burning as 5.56 bullets Riddle your body. One clips your spine as you're scrambling away and paralyzes your lower body. The last thing you see before you bleed out is a SWAT guy from your local PD holding your teenage daughter on the floor with a knee in her back as she screams and cry's becaause she just watched her parents being murdered. Why did this happen? You're no criminal. You're a Conservative and an honest family man. Your wife is a school teacher and your daughters are on honor roll. Why did this happen? Well two days ago, you and your wife went down to welcome the new neighbors to the community. Your wife made them some of her "world famous" cookies and you invited them to church on Sunday. Later that afternoon, you got a friend request on Facebook from your new neighbor, which you gladly accepted. They seemed a little odd, but in the few minutes you talked they were pleasant enough. The next day while you and your family sat in church, your new neighbor scrolled through your Facebook profile. He saw that "Trump 2020" post and got infuriated. See, he's a staunch liberal and he hates your kind. The next thing he sees are the hunting pictures you took last fall when your daughter bagged her first buck. Now he's seething with fury because he is wholeheartedly against the "slaughter of innocent animals". Next he sees your post from the last range day with your buddy and sees those scary black assault weapons on the table and that does it! He has to do something about the racist domestic terrorist living next door. He picks up the phone, calls the local Sheriffs Office and reports you as a threat under the new Red Flag law. The SO follows their SOP's and conducts a no knock warrant because you have now been denied due process and you are considered guilty until proven innocent. Now you, your lovely wife and two deputies have been killed for nothing. Your daughter will have absolute hell for the rest of her life. She will never be that successful person you dreamed for her to be because of the mental tragedy caused from seeing her parents murdered. The local news paper will report that you were killed after firing on and killing two deputies and that over a thousand rounds of ammo and 22 guns were confiscated from your residence" Oh, those two deputies were just following orders. They left behind families as well and had served their community for over a decade. They didn't know you were a stand-up guy with a great family. They weren't allowed time to investigate things under due process. They were told you had threatened your neighbor and were out in the street waving an AR15 around. This is the reality of Red Flag gun laws. Innocent people will lose their lives. Red Flag laws will be used for petty and vengeful reasons without merit. Do not forget that ALL gun laws are an infringement of your rights! Republicans getting angry over shit they made up themselves.
Animals, Church, and Community: Red Flag laws?
 This IS the way it will happen. It already has in a few states..
 Red Flag Laws. Here's what will happen.
 It's a Sunday night and your family has all gone to bed. You let the dogs back in and
 lock the deadbolt like you do every night. All the lights are off now except a couple of
 night lights scattered throughout the house leaving that dim glow throughout your
 home. It's bedtime and work and sc hool are going to come early in the morning. You
 crawl in bed, kiss your wife and drift off to sleep being thankful for the air conditioning
 that allows you to pull that heavy quilt up over your shoulder despite the fact it's still 85
 degrees outside. A few hours pass..
 0200 Monday morning and your wife taps your leg and says, "baby I heard something
 outside. As you sit up in bed you hear the dog growling in the living room and you
 know something isn't right. You grab that trusty ole 870 and head into the living room
 Your wife grabs her 9mm and heads down the hall to the kids rooms just like you have
 rehearsed. "Good boy" you say as you enter the living room, trying to calm both the dog
 and your wife just as splinters fly across the room and the front door flys open. "Oh
 shit!" As you shoulder your weapon and send a load of 00 Buck across your living room
 and see the perpetrator fall in a heap. Before the "thank God" can even run across your
 brain, you see a second man coming in the door and you fire again. This time you hear
 the pop of your wife's 9mm as she has joined in the fight. It has to be those damn meth
 heads from down in town! Just then you are consumed by a wall of bullets as you see
 multiple muzzle flashes from just outside the door and you realize something isn't right.
 You turn to yell at your wife to "get down" just in time to see her take a load of buckshot
 to the face and her brain matter splatter the wall behind her. You feel the burning as
 5.56 bullets Riddle your body. One clips your spine as you're scrambling away and
 paralyzes your lower body. The last thing you see before you bleed out is a SWAT guy
 from your local PD holding your teenage daughter on the floor with a knee in her back
 as she screams and cry's becaause she just watched her parents being murdered.
 Why did this happen? You're no criminal. You're a Conservative and an honest family
 man. Your wife is a school teacher and your daughters are on honor roll. Why did this
 happen?
 Well two days ago, you and your wife went down to welcome the new neighbors to the
 community. Your wife made them some of her "world famous" cookies and you invited
 them to church on Sunday. Later that afternoon, you got a friend request on Facebook
 from your new neighbor, which you gladly accepted. They seemed a little odd, but in
 the few minutes you talked they were pleasant enough. The next day while you and
 your family sat in church, your new neighbor scrolled through your Facebook profile. He
 saw that "Trump 2020" post and got infuriated. See, he's a staunch liberal and he hates
 your kind. The next thing he sees are the hunting pictures you took last fall when your
 daughter bagged her first buck. Now he's seething with fury because he is
 wholeheartedly against the "slaughter of innocent animals". Next he sees your post
 from the last range day with your buddy and sees those scary black assault weapons
 on the table and that does it! He has to do something about the racist domestic terrorist
 living next door. He picks up the phone, calls the local Sheriffs Office and reports you
 as a threat under the new Red Flag law. The SO follows their SOP's and conducts a no
 knock warrant because you have now been denied due process and you are
 considered guilty until proven innocent.
 Now you, your lovely wife and two deputies have been killed for nothing. Your daughter
 will have absolute hell for the rest of her life. She will never be that successful person
 you dreamed for her to be because of the mental tragedy caused from seeing her
 parents murdered. The local news paper will report that you were killed after firing on
 and killing two deputies and that over a thousand rounds of ammo and 22 guns were
 confiscated from your residence"
 Oh, those two deputies were just following orders. They left behind families as well and
 had served their community for over a decade. They didn't know you were a stand-up
 guy with a great family. They weren't allowed time to investigate things under due
 process. They were told you had threatened your neighbor and were out in the street
 waving an AR15 around.
 This is the reality of Red Flag gun laws. Innocent people will lose their lives. Red Flag
 laws will be used for petty and vengeful reasons without merit.
 Do not forget that ALL gun laws are an infringement of your rights!
Republicans getting angry over shit they made up themselves.

Republicans getting angry over shit they made up themselves.

Animals, Boat, and Down: come down these stairs and get on the boat. I’ll go! I’ll go too! I’m coming with you! Don’t order me not to go! Bucciarati is me! He’s me! The way he orders animals to get in the boat is my own!
Animals, Boat, and Down: come down these stairs and get on the boat.
I’ll go! I’ll go too! I’m coming with you! Don’t order me not to go! Bucciarati is me! He’s me! The way he orders animals to get in the boat is my own!

I’ll go! I’ll go too! I’m coming with you! Don’t order me not to go! Bucciarati is me! He’s me! The way he orders animals to get in the boat...

Doctor, God, and Handjob: What was your dirtiest moment in front of a doctor? eur, Writer at Self- Employment (1983-present) Answered 22h ago I had a medical check-up and the nurse had to be, well, quite thorough so to speak. I had to strip down to my underwear, and I was just hoping and praying inside my head, that'll be the end of it It wasn't... She checked my heartbeat and all those routine things and then she asked me if I could remove my underwear. Which was very awkward for me because, well, the nurse was very pretty. I think she explained when I first met her, that she was a student nurse? It's really a bit of a blur now. All I know is, she was dark-haired, slender, kinda tiny and shy-looking, but with a very professional demeanor. She was also pretty. Like, really, really pretty. I was a teenager and even being in my underwear in front of her was already so shameful... So I had to take it off. And I did. I mean, a good patient is supposed to be obedient, right? She asked me to 'hold my penis to the side', and without further explanation grabbed my ballsack, felt my testicles up. She rolled them a bit in her fingers and said: "They both descended quite well." cough, still studying my Then she made me dangly bits. She was checking for a hernia or something? All this time in my head I'm thinking to myself: "Please don't get hard, please don't get hard, please... whatever you do... stay soft!" When she finally let go of my balls, she asked me if it was okay if she held my penis, because she wanted to see if the foreskin retracts properly. I just, nodded. In agony. This was just too much, and I knew it. I was reaching that point of no return. She grabbed my penis. It was still hanging down but some blood had started flowing down there, it was a lot larger now than it was when I first stripped naked. She must have noticed. I saw the look in her eyes. To this day I am not sure what that look was, it was almos... lustful? "It retracts very well!" she said, pulling my foreskin back over the tip. I closed my eyes in she rolled her hands over my shame because shaft, it had already started getting hard and by the time the tip of my penis slid all the way out, it was completely hard and throbbing noticeably. "You're getting a little excited there aren't you?" she asked "I'm sorry... "No it's okay, it's normal... and in case you're wondering, you have nothing to be ashamed of.." But I was ashamed. Because I came in the office wearing skinny jeans and I had to walk out, through the waiting room, with a lot of other boys waiting, and I couldn't possibly hide my enormous erection no matter what. She noticed my obvious distress. "Do you want to make it soft again?" she asked in a low voice, almost shyly. "Can 1?" "I'll just do i... if you promise me you won't tell a soul.." And without any further introduction or explanation, she took some lotion from her desk, rubbed it on her hands and started jerking me off, very soft at first, much quicker as time went on. I don't know how she did it, maybe she was very good or maybe I was just too horny, but within two minutes I felt I was about to come. She seemed to notice too, stopping what she was doing for just a fraction of a second as she grabbed a little plastic container, God knows why, and pointed my tip a little downwards so I would explode inside of it. When I came I felt incredibly awkward. But also incredibly aroused. It just kept shooting out, and when it stopped, a steady flow still oozed from the hole for quite some time. All this time, she just held my shaft in her hand, softly massaging it, squeezing out every drop. She was able to catch all of it... She then took some rubbing alcohol and cleaned her hands, after which she very swiftly and professionally cleaned my penis, squeezing the last drops out of me with a smile that was almost guilty. I saw her putting a cover on the plastic cup, and she made a motion with her hand for me to put my pants back on, which promptly di... Looking back it was incredibly shameful. And incredibly wrong for her to have even done that But she was pretty, I was mature for my age and she could easily pass for five years younger, though I estimate she was in her early twenties. Walking back through the waiting area I was glad to have my bulge under control again. But my heart was filled with confusing and shameful feelings for many months after. 307.9k views View Upvoters View Sharers Upvote 1k Share O00 Getting a handjob from a nurse
Doctor, God, and Handjob: What was your dirtiest moment in
 front of a doctor?
 eur, Writer at Self-
 Employment (1983-present)
 Answered 22h ago
 I had a medical check-up and the nurse had to
 be, well, quite thorough so to speak. I had to
 strip down to my underwear, and I was just
 hoping and praying inside my head, that'll be the
 end of it
 It wasn't...
 She checked my heartbeat and all those routine
 things and then she asked me if I could remove
 my underwear. Which was very awkward for me
 because, well, the nurse was very pretty. I think
 she explained when I first met her, that she was
 a student nurse? It's really a bit of a blur now. All
 I know is, she was dark-haired, slender, kinda
 tiny and shy-looking, but with a very
 professional demeanor.
 She was also pretty. Like, really, really pretty. I
 was a teenager and even being in my underwear
 in front of her was already so shameful...
 So I had to take it off. And I did. I mean, a good
 patient is supposed to be obedient, right?
 She asked me to 'hold my penis to the side', and
 without further explanation grabbed my
 ballsack, felt my testicles up. She rolled them a
 bit in her fingers and said: "They both
 descended quite well."
 cough, still studying my
 Then she made me
 dangly bits. She was checking for a hernia or
 something?
 All this time in my head I'm thinking to myself:
 "Please don't get hard, please don't get hard,
 please... whatever you do... stay soft!"
 When she finally let go of my balls, she asked
 me if it was okay if she held my penis, because
 she wanted to see if the foreskin retracts
 properly. I just, nodded. In agony. This was just
 too much, and I knew it. I was reaching that
 point of no return.
 She grabbed my penis. It was still hanging down
 but some blood had started flowing down there,
 it was a lot larger now than it was when I first
 stripped naked. She must have noticed. I saw
 the look in her eyes. To this day I am not sure
 what that look was, it was almos... lustful?
 "It retracts very well!" she said, pulling my
 foreskin back over the tip. I closed my eyes in
 she rolled her hands over my
 shame because
 shaft, it had already started getting hard and by
 the time the tip of my penis slid all the way out,
 it was completely hard and throbbing
 noticeably.
 "You're getting a little excited there aren't you?"
 she asked
 "I'm sorry...
 "No it's okay, it's normal... and in case you're
 wondering, you have nothing to be ashamed
 of.."
 But I was ashamed. Because I came in the
 office wearing skinny jeans and I had to walk
 out, through the waiting room, with a lot of other
 boys waiting, and I couldn't possibly hide my
 enormous erection no matter what. She noticed
 my obvious distress.
 "Do you want to make it soft again?" she asked
 in a low voice, almost shyly.
 "Can 1?"
 "I'll just do i... if you promise
 me you won't tell a
 soul.."
 And without any further introduction or
 explanation, she took some lotion from her
 desk, rubbed it on her hands and started jerking
 me off, very soft at first, much quicker as time
 went on. I don't know how she did it, maybe she
 was very good or maybe I was just too horny,
 but within two minutes I felt I was about to
 come. She seemed to notice too, stopping what
 she was
 doing for just a fraction of a second as
 she grabbed a little plastic container, God
 knows why, and pointed my tip a little
 downwards so I would explode inside of it.
 When I came I felt incredibly awkward. But also
 incredibly aroused. It just kept shooting out, and
 when it stopped, a steady flow still oozed from
 the hole for quite some time. All this time, she
 just held my shaft in her hand, softly massaging
 it, squeezing out every drop. She was able to
 catch all of it...
 She then took some rubbing alcohol and
 cleaned her hands, after which she very swiftly
 and professionally cleaned my penis, squeezing
 the last drops out of me with a smile that was
 almost guilty. I saw her putting a cover on the
 plastic cup, and she made a motion with her
 hand for me to put my pants back on, which
 promptly di...
 Looking back it was incredibly shameful. And
 incredibly wrong for her to have even done that
 But she was pretty, I was mature for my age and
 she could easily pass for five years younger,
 though I estimate she was in her early twenties.
 Walking back through the waiting area I was
 glad to have my bulge under control again. But
 my heart was filled with confusing and
 shameful feelings for many months after.
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 Upvote 1k Share
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Getting a handjob from a nurse

Getting a handjob from a nurse

Alive, Bored, and Energy: The Area 51 attack plan: A complete file "Storm area 51, they can't stop all of us." Groom lake (Salt Flat) Area 51 MAIN OBJECTIVE Primary Attack Provide first pushes, and break defenses Secondary Attack Finalize defenses, clear the way for recovery teams Scouting/RECON Initial overlook, defensive evaluation Vehicle Teams Large charge teams with capable AT and AA weaponry, remove tanks, infantry, Mines and Fences. High Ally infantry carrying capacity. Recovery Teams Recovery of found artifacts/entities/vehicles/tech. Large, spacious carriers. Recovery Alpha: Light defense recovery, artifacts/vehicles with no danger to attack or RECON. Recovery Beta: Medium defense recovery, For possibly dangerous payloads, IE experimental Fuels/weapons Recovery Gamma: Dangerous. For carrying live entities and subjects. High strength Vehicles, forces, and attack lines. Use with Map and key above. M4 sherman Brodozer, Weapon of the kyles Heavy, strong. Good for defense breaks Chevy suburban, The Managermobile Choice for karens, big and durable A subtle attack vehicle for Replenishment vehicle Intended for keeping front-line-crews alive and fighting, Includes fuel, Monster Energy, bandaids spare live laugh love signs, tires, Ect Ect r/historymemes and r/trippinthroughtime Redditors Weebs Neckbeards Heavy attack force Mighty duck steed Light, fast force attack first on bicycles Using the "Master's Will" Ability, can kill can swallow enemies Chanting "Deus Vult" is reccomended in one hit with their whole kitanas Tyrone's not-so-low-rider. Can carry non-dangerous objects over any defense Alpha class CP2077. I didn't know the name, but it's the car from cyberpunk. Will get Keanu in and out for moral support quickly, Tog , gigantic ridiculous tank, rear compartment can carry dangerous entities, making it a Gamma Class Recoverer as well as being armored and fast, Making it suitable for Beta Class Insert scary shit Annoying southern cousin Shoot aircraft with nerf gun to damage props and jet engines r/Flashlight Users Use high power flashlights to permanently blind enemy Instagram influencers Use camera flashes and hood reflections from lamborginis to disable aircraft troops and keep kyles in-line How this may or may not turn out- A scientific evaluation of the risks. We find nothing/old military garbage 32% Let's face it, the chance of the military moving all assets out is very high. They had lots of time to prepare such sad We find them aliens (27%) very bored We find spaceships and aliens, and we get rich and get into space and grab us some 3-tiddied alien gf's whee! We all get fucking shot It Is a military base after all, so if there is anything, We probably gonna get shot u/kingpanzerVIII I would've finished this earlier but the original it came back to life, so i finished this and posted this at 10:06PM, new york time. Good luck guys, and I'll see you on the other side. Let's go see them aliens. area 51 Meme died, but recently I made a full, set out plan. Good luck, I can't go.
Alive, Bored, and Energy: The Area 51 attack plan: A complete
 file
 "Storm area 51, they can't stop all of us."
 Groom lake
 (Salt Flat)
 Area 51
 MAIN OBJECTIVE
 Primary Attack Provide first pushes, and break defenses
 Secondary Attack Finalize defenses, clear the way for recovery teams
 Scouting/RECON Initial overlook, defensive evaluation
 Vehicle Teams Large charge teams with capable AT and AA weaponry, remove tanks, infantry,
 Mines and Fences. High Ally infantry carrying capacity.
 Recovery Teams Recovery of found artifacts/entities/vehicles/tech. Large, spacious carriers.
 Recovery Alpha: Light defense recovery, artifacts/vehicles with no danger to attack or RECON.
 Recovery Beta: Medium defense recovery, For possibly dangerous payloads, IE experimental
 Fuels/weapons
 Recovery Gamma: Dangerous. For carrying live entities and subjects. High strength
 Vehicles, forces, and attack lines. Use with Map and key above.
 M4 sherman
 Brodozer, Weapon of the kyles
 Heavy, strong. Good for defense breaks
 Chevy suburban, The Managermobile
 Choice for karens, big and durable
 A subtle attack vehicle for
 Replenishment vehicle
 Intended for keeping front-line-crews alive and
 fighting, Includes fuel, Monster Energy, bandaids
 spare live laugh love signs, tires, Ect Ect
 r/historymemes and r/trippinthroughtime
 Redditors
 Weebs
 Neckbeards
 Heavy attack force
 Mighty duck steed
 Light, fast force
 attack first on bicycles
 Using the "Master's
 Will" Ability, can kill
 can swallow enemies
 Chanting "Deus Vult"
 is reccomended
 in one hit with their
 whole
 kitanas
 Tyrone's not-so-low-rider. Can carry
 non-dangerous objects over any defense
 Alpha class
 CP2077. I didn't know the name, but it's
 the car from cyberpunk. Will get Keanu
 in and out for moral support quickly,
 Tog , gigantic ridiculous tank, rear
 compartment can carry dangerous entities,
 making it a Gamma Class Recoverer
 as well as being armored and fast,
 Making it suitable for Beta Class
 Insert scary shit
 Annoying southern cousin
 Shoot aircraft with nerf gun to
 damage props
 and jet engines
 r/Flashlight Users
 Use high power flashlights
 to permanently blind enemy
 Instagram influencers
 Use camera flashes and hood reflections from
 lamborginis to
 disable aircraft
 troops and keep kyles in-line
 How this may or may not turn out-
 A scientific evaluation of the risks.
 We find nothing/old military
 garbage 32%
 Let's face it, the chance of the military
 moving all assets out is very high. They had lots
 of time to prepare
 such sad
 We find them aliens
 (27%)
 very bored
 We find spaceships and aliens,
 and we get rich and get into space
 and grab us some 3-tiddied alien
 gf's
 whee!
 We all get fucking shot
 It Is a military base after all, so if there is anything,
 We probably gonna get shot
 u/kingpanzerVIII
 I would've finished this earlier but the original
 it came back to life, so i finished this and posted this at 10:06PM, new york time.
 Good luck guys, and I'll see you on the other side. Let's go see them aliens.
 area 51 Meme died, but recently
I made a full, set out plan. Good luck, I can't go.

I made a full, set out plan. Good luck, I can't go.