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Tumblr, Blog, and Space: photos-of-space: The coldest known place in the universe, the Boomerang Nebula
Tumblr, Blog, and Space: photos-of-space:

The coldest known place in the universe, the Boomerang Nebula

photos-of-space: The coldest known place in the universe, the Boomerang Nebula

Tumblr, Blog, and Space: space-pics:The coldest known place in the universe, the Boomerang Nebula
Tumblr, Blog, and Space: space-pics:The coldest known place in the universe, the Boomerang Nebula

space-pics:The coldest known place in the universe, the Boomerang Nebula

America, Apparently, and Bad: normal-horoscopes: pooraurora: postmarxed: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don鈥檛 want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:聽 Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that鈥檚 open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it鈥檚 particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it鈥檚 all that鈥檚 open and it鈥檚 the kind of food that tastes especially good when you鈥檙e hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I鈥檝e never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn鈥檛 feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she鈥檚 ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone鈥檚 shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard聽鈥淩aisins in my Toast鈥 you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say聽鈥淐asa de Waffle.鈥澛 Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said聽鈥渨hy do I smell Waffle House鈥 The location of most Waffle Houses means there鈥檚 some鈥 classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I鈥檓 looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,聽鈥渋ndeed marvelous鈥 an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.鈥 We鈥檙e not even gonna mention FEMA鈥檚 Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they鈥檙e open? #and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isn鈥檛 just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you.
America, Apparently, and Bad: normal-horoscopes:

pooraurora:

postmarxed:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don鈥檛 want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:聽
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that鈥檚 open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it鈥檚 particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it鈥檚 all that鈥檚 open and it鈥檚 the kind of food that tastes especially good when you鈥檙e hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I鈥檝e never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn鈥檛 feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she鈥檚 ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone鈥檚 shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard聽鈥淩aisins in my Toast鈥 you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say聽鈥淐asa de Waffle.鈥澛
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said聽鈥渨hy do I smell Waffle House鈥
The location of most Waffle Houses means there鈥檚 some鈥 classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I鈥檓 looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain,聽鈥渋ndeed marvelous鈥 an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.鈥


We鈥檙e not even gonna mention FEMA鈥檚 Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they鈥檙e open? 



#and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends



Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isn鈥檛 just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you.

normal-horoscopes: pooraurora: postmarxed: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-ind...