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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members l think this is the most hilarious thing eutsticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for me deemey Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: "Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day Sex at Disneyland
Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security
 systems now installed
 inside all of Disneyland's
 attractions (and the monitors being
 watched by park employees hidden
 from view), couples will still try to
 have sex while on the "dark" rides
 such as Pirates of the Caribbean
 or It's a Small World], apparently
 not realizing that the cameras
 are infrared and can pick up their
 every move. On occasion they are
 stopped with a warning over the
 loudspeaker; other times, as they
 exit, they are met with applause
 from knowing cast members
 l think this is the most hilarious thing
 eutsticstevonnie
 the storybook font is what does it for me
 deemey
 Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We
 had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most
 amazing story
 So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first
 big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.
 Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and
 there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing
 gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed
 in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
 Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go
 down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other
 than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the
 girl makes the motion to spit.
 In. The. Fucking. Water
 Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and
 the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is
 scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in.
 Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst
 combination on this earth
 Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control
 booth and says:
 "Spitting is for quitters."
 This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates
 commiting various crimes.
 The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt
 himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.
 I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit
 queue as fast as they could
 And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you
 out and it will be the highlight of our day
Sex at Disneyland

Sex at Disneyland