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Bones, Cats, and Dogs: Cat's Diary Dog's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity Dog food! My favorite thing! A car ride! My favorite 8:00 am My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre littie dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheiess must eat something in order to keep up my strength. 9:30 am thing! A walk in the park! My 9:40 am favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail My favorite thing! The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good litle hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe... for now. Dinner! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm 7:00 pm - Got to play balll My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! mini phone dump
Bones, Cats, and Dogs: Cat's Diary
 Dog's Diary
 Day 983 of My Captivity
 Dog food! My favorite thing!
 A car ride! My favorite
 8:00 am
 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre littie dangling
 objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
 inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
 Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
 I nevertheiess must eat something in order to keep up my
 strength.
 9:30 am
 thing!
 A walk in the park! My
 9:40 am
 favorite thing!
 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My
 favorite thing!
 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite
 thing!
 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My
 favorite thing!
 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail My favorite
 thing!
 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In
 an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
 Today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
 their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
 since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they
 merely made condescending comments about what a "good litle
 hunter" I am. Bastards!
 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
 I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the
 event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
 overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
 "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
 my advantage.
 Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
 of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
 I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
 I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
 snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
 released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
 obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe
 him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that
 he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
 custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe... for now.
 Dinner! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm
 7:00 pm - Got to play balll My favorite
 thing!
 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the
 people! My favorite thing!
 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My
 favorite thing!
mini phone dump

mini phone dump

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secretstudentdragonblog:

rmh8402:

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zandracourt:

shipping-isnt-morality:

Good morning! I鈥檓 salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It鈥檚 a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you鈥檙e emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

鈥淐hildren are going to lie about their age鈥 is probably true, but that鈥檚 the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you鈥檙e not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don鈥檛 fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that鈥檚 holy, don鈥檛 blame anyone else for it.


This needs to be reblogged today.


Consenting to see adult content doesn鈥檛 mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut


Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you鈥檙e at this button you have already done the following:
1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place
2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about
3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU
4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don鈥檛 want to see like, oh I don鈥檛 know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia
5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all
6) have read the summary of the story, which aren鈥檛 always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.
7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don鈥檛 want then there shouldn鈥檛 be anything in here that鈥檚 a shock to you but maybe there is. That鈥檚 why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.
8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story. 
9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time 鈥渁re you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it鈥. 
If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it鈥檚 probably because you specifically went looking for it.
You walnut. 

This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3


Always important!!!!!!

Cannot stress聽鈥榶ou walnut鈥 enough

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Bad, Definitely, and Fail: jessicameats: brunhiddensmusings: katjohnadams: minusthelove: kingjaffejoffer: Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x] Lmao 鈥渨hat do you want to know from me?鈥 Fuck! So no one thinks that Gordon鈥檚 being聽鈥淧ut in his place鈥 or something, this is from Gordon鈥檚 show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can鈥檛 admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking聽鈥渆xotic鈥 dishes by learning from the people who do it best. That鈥檚 the world鈥檚 most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother鈥檚 houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn鈥檛 shy away from learning from people who鈥檝e never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a聽鈥減rofessional鈥 kitchen. And here he鈥檚 showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don鈥檛 think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn鈥檛 know聽he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3聽 the context- he wasnt saying 鈥榟eres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother鈥 its closer to聽 鈥榟ere, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?鈥 I also think the precise criticism is interesting. The other chef doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 bad. He definitely doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 trash. He doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 a bad meal. What he says is that it鈥檚 not pad thai. It鈥檚 been labelled as a specific thing and it doesn鈥檛 resemble that thing to someone from that culture.
Bad, Definitely, and Fail: jessicameats:

brunhiddensmusings:

katjohnadams:

minusthelove:

kingjaffejoffer:

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

Lmao 鈥渨hat do you want to know from me?鈥 Fuck!

So no one thinks that Gordon鈥檚 being聽鈥淧ut in his place鈥 or something, this is from Gordon鈥檚 show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can鈥檛 admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking聽鈥渆xotic鈥 dishes by learning from the people who do it best.
That鈥檚 the world鈥檚 most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother鈥檚 houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn鈥檛 shy away from learning from people who鈥檝e never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a聽鈥減rofessional鈥 kitchen.
And here he鈥檚 showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don鈥檛 think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn鈥檛 know聽he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3聽

the context- he wasnt saying 鈥榟eres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother鈥 its closer to聽 鈥榟ere, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?鈥

I also think the precise criticism is interesting. The other chef doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 bad. He definitely doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 trash. He doesn鈥檛 say it鈥檚 a bad meal. What he says is that it鈥檚 not pad thai. It鈥檚 been labelled as a specific thing and it doesn鈥檛 resemble that thing to someone from that culture.

jessicameats: brunhiddensmusings: katjohnadams: minusthelove: kingjaffejoffer: Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ram...