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Candy, Christmas, and Gif: AT&T LTE 10:40 AM e * 67%. Amelia YOU MATCHED WITH AMELIA ON 6/23/18 A lost duck is walking through the forest. Which way does he go? To the left The duck waddles along and ends up by a lake. Farther along the shore is a bridge he can cross to get to the other side. Should the duck swim across the lake or go towards the bridge? Bridge Also... why is there a Christmas tree outside With night approaching the duck crosses the bridge. Smart decision as alligators are seen hiding in the lake The duck has a weird feeling there might have been treasure under the Christmas tree he passed. "Too late" he says to himself. On the other side the duck finds an abandoned mining town. However, power is still running Should the duck investigate one of the houses or pass through the town towards the mountain? Sk Omg this is a risky choice but the duck should investigate the house The duck is hesitant but decides to investigate the house. He finds that the front door is unlocked and slowly opens it, searching for any danger. He finds nothing of danger but keeps his guard up. In the entry way is an old Christmas tree, a desk with a phone and two doors. Where should he go? The Christmas tree The duck investigates under the Christmas tree and finds some old presents. With no one living in the town he decides to open them. He finds a hat making him feel way cooler, and some candy that he decides to eat. "Man I'm cool" says the duck. Should the duck leave or continue to investigate the house? Continue to investigate The duck looks into the two doors and finds the rooms are empty. "They must've left in a hurry" he says. The duck waddles to the desk and searches it finding nothing but a torn note. On it is written "Amelia's number" but the rest of the note is gone. The duck wonders if he should try a random phone number or leave the house and head towards the mountain. What should he do? Sunday 9:58 PM Try a random phone number Yesterday 4:31 PM The duck wonders what Amelia's phone number could be. What number should he try? Sent Today 10:06 AM GIF Type a message Apologies if its a repost. It madeth me laugh
Candy, Christmas, and Gif: AT&T LTE
 10:40 AM
 e
 * 67%.
 Amelia
 YOU MATCHED WITH AMELIA ON 6/23/18
 A lost duck is walking through the
 forest. Which way does he go?
 To the left
 The duck waddles along and ends up
 by a lake. Farther along the shore is a
 bridge he can cross to get to the other
 side. Should the duck swim across the
 lake or go towards the bridge?
 Bridge
 Also... why is there a Christmas tree
 outside
 With night approaching the duck
 crosses the bridge. Smart decision as
 alligators are seen hiding in the lake
 The duck has a weird feeling there
 might have been treasure under the
 Christmas tree he passed. "Too late"
 he says to himself. On the other side
 the duck finds an abandoned mining
 town. However, power is still running
 Should the duck investigate one of the
 houses or pass through the town
 towards the mountain?
 Sk
 Omg this is a risky choice but the duck
 should investigate the house
 The duck is hesitant but decides to
 investigate the house. He finds that
 the front door is unlocked and slowly
 opens it, searching for any danger. He
 finds nothing of danger but keeps his
 guard up. In the entry way is an old
 Christmas tree, a desk with a phone
 and two doors. Where should he go?
 The Christmas tree
 The duck investigates under the
 Christmas tree and finds some old
 presents. With no one living in the
 town he decides to open them. He
 finds a hat making him feel way
 cooler, and some candy that he
 decides to eat. "Man I'm cool" says
 the duck. Should the duck leave or
 continue to investigate the house?
 Continue to investigate
 The duck looks into the two doors and
 finds the rooms are empty. "They
 must've left in a hurry" he says. The
 duck waddles to the desk and
 searches it finding nothing but a torn
 note. On it is written "Amelia's
 number" but the rest of the note is
 gone. The duck wonders if he should
 try a random phone number or leave
 the house and head towards the
 mountain. What should he do?
 Sunday 9:58 PM
 Try a random phone number
 Yesterday 4:31 PM
 The duck wonders what Amelia's
 phone number could be. What number
 should he try?
 Sent
 Today 10:06 AM
 GIF
 Type a message
Apologies if its a repost. It madeth me laugh

Apologies if its a repost. It madeth me laugh

Bad, Children, and Creepy: men shouldn't be allowed to practice gynecology and you can't CHANGE MY MIND <p><a href="https://lovseas.tumblr.com/post/174458097508/simul-justus-et-peccator" class="tumblr_blog">lovseas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://simul-justus-et-peccator.tumblr.com/post/174457868335/official-liberty-prime-retarded-post-men-can" class="tumblr_blog">simul-justus-et-peccator</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://official-liberty-prime.tumblr.com/post/174456605242/retarded-post" class="tumblr_blog">official-liberty-prime</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Retarded post</p></blockquote> <p>“Men can practice whatever specialty of medicine they want because they went through 4 years of undergrad and 4 years of medical school, you can’t change my mind”.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>then make your own post fool and continue ignoring the many, many, cases of male gynecologists abusing their patients, including the guy from UCS who was accused by 52 women of molesting them and had 400 more women complain about his “inappropriate conduct” during exams. </p><p>men shouldn’t practice gynecology and frankly if you’re not immediately suspicious of men who want to you’re a blibbering unaware idiot, given the mountain of evidence readily available attesting to the theory that Male Gynos Are Creeps. like come the fuck on, the very concept is creepy. but have fun sticking your head in the sand and defending predatory men to the death babe 😘😘😘 </p></blockquote> <p>If your logic is “a handful male gynos are bad out of the many many thousands of them oh no man should be allowed to do it“ then women shouldn’t be allowed to keep children because of the many, many examples of women abusing their children.</p><p>Also not everybody becomes a certain specialty doctor because they “want to“ it may simply be the specialty they were able to find a job in.</p><p>Also also, if you think a handful of anecdotal evidence is enough to make some kind of sweeping declaration, you must also believe all Muslims are terrorists.</p><p>In short this post is bad, your argument is shit, and you should rethink your life choices.</p>
Bad, Children, and Creepy: men shouldn't be allowed
 to practice gynecology
 and you can't
 CHANGE MY MIND
<p><a href="https://lovseas.tumblr.com/post/174458097508/simul-justus-et-peccator" class="tumblr_blog">lovseas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://simul-justus-et-peccator.tumblr.com/post/174457868335/official-liberty-prime-retarded-post-men-can" class="tumblr_blog">simul-justus-et-peccator</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://official-liberty-prime.tumblr.com/post/174456605242/retarded-post" class="tumblr_blog">official-liberty-prime</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Retarded post</p></blockquote>
<p>“Men can practice whatever specialty of medicine they want because they went through 4 years of undergrad and 4 years of medical school, you can’t change my mind”.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>then make your own post fool and continue ignoring the many, many, cases of male gynecologists abusing their patients, including the guy from UCS who was accused by 52 women of molesting them and had 400 more women complain about his “inappropriate conduct” during exams. </p><p>men shouldn’t practice gynecology and frankly if you’re not immediately suspicious of men who want to you’re a blibbering unaware idiot, given the mountain of evidence readily available attesting to the theory that Male Gynos Are Creeps. like come the fuck on, the very concept is creepy. but have fun sticking your head in the sand and defending predatory men to the death babe 😘😘😘 </p></blockquote>

<p>If your logic is “a handful male gynos are bad out of the many many thousands of them oh no man should be allowed to do it“ then women shouldn’t be allowed to keep children because of the many, many examples of women abusing their children.</p><p>Also not everybody becomes a certain specialty doctor because they “want to“ it may simply be the specialty they were able to find a job in.</p><p>Also also, if you think a handful of anecdotal evidence is enough to make some kind of sweeping declaration, you must also believe all Muslims are terrorists.</p><p>In short this post is bad, your argument is shit, and you should rethink your life choices.</p>

<p><a href="https://lovseas.tumblr.com/post/174458097508/simul-justus-et-peccator" class="tumblr_blog">lovseas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a h...

Bad, Diss, and Life: Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By "Personal and Professional Mistakes" @balleralert Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By “Personal and Professional Mistakes” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just two months after opening up about her 7-year musical hiatus, KeriHilson is speaking out about what forced her to take time away from music: depression. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “When ‘Pretty Girl Rock’ was at the top of the charts, I was bearing the weight of some personal and professional mistakes and they just weighed so, so, so heavy on my spirit and I was just not myself,” she said. (Was it the “Beyoncé diss” that led to an intense attack by the Beyhive?) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Although I was at the mountain of my life, really the trajectory of my dream - I was at the pinnacle, you know? I was severely unhappy and then add to that, this is when I decided to jump out of an eleven-year relationship. Bad decision, bad timing,” Hilson told xoNeCole, as she explained how the media impacted her situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “You don’t know where a person is, it’s not just about what you are feeding your audience, but what you are doing to the creators,” she told the publication. “There are a lot of undeserving people that are being attacked by just a headline. You don’t understand some of the worst days of my life were from a lie. An attack on my character. And I am an amazing person. I do say that because I’ve done the work to become that and all I ever wanted to be was just a great human being.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, now after years of recovery, Hilson says she is not all the way there, but she is “in the clear.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Literally, 7 years of my life have been a battle with depression. And I can’t say that I’m all the way clear, but I’m in the clear,” she said.
Bad, Diss, and Life: Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up
 About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was
 Triggered By "Personal and Professional
 Mistakes"
 @balleralert
Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By “Personal and Professional Mistakes” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just two months after opening up about her 7-year musical hiatus, KeriHilson is speaking out about what forced her to take time away from music: depression. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “When ‘Pretty Girl Rock’ was at the top of the charts, I was bearing the weight of some personal and professional mistakes and they just weighed so, so, so heavy on my spirit and I was just not myself,” she said. (Was it the “Beyoncé diss” that led to an intense attack by the Beyhive?) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Although I was at the mountain of my life, really the trajectory of my dream - I was at the pinnacle, you know? I was severely unhappy and then add to that, this is when I decided to jump out of an eleven-year relationship. Bad decision, bad timing,” Hilson told xoNeCole, as she explained how the media impacted her situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “You don’t know where a person is, it’s not just about what you are feeding your audience, but what you are doing to the creators,” she told the publication. “There are a lot of undeserving people that are being attacked by just a headline. You don’t understand some of the worst days of my life were from a lie. An attack on my character. And I am an amazing person. I do say that because I’ve done the work to become that and all I ever wanted to be was just a great human being.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, now after years of recovery, Hilson says she is not all the way there, but she is “in the clear.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Literally, 7 years of my life have been a battle with depression. And I can’t say that I’m all the way clear, but I’m in the clear,” she said.

Beware Of The BeyHive: Keri Hilson Opens Up About 7-Year Battle With Depression That Was Triggered By “Personal and Professional Mistakes” -...

Comfortable, Fall, and Food: ADVENTURE AWAITS Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor
Comfortable, Fall, and Food: ADVENTURE
 AWAITS
Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor

Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to...

Fail, Fire, and News: 2212. THE HOBBIT other. the Master wished for no enmity Then the Master hesitated and looked fr The Elvenking was very powerful in th uch of old songs, giving his mind to trade and goes and gold, to which habit he owed were of differen settled without him. The news had sprea the hall like fire through all the town. People inside the hall and outside it. The quays were hurrying feet. Some began to sing snatches of old cerning the return of the King under the Mountai was Thror's grandson not Thror himself that had come did not bother them at all. Others took up the s rolled loud and high over the lake. with him, not t mind, however, and quickly the d fr the onged song and The King beneath the mountains, The King of carven stone, The lord of silver fountains RPINNNT.BM Shall come into his own! His crown shall be upholden, His harp shall be restrung, His halls shall echo golden To songs of yore re-sung The woods shall wave on mountains And grass beneath the sun; His wealth shall flow in fountains And the rivers golden run. The streams shall run in gladness, The lakes shall shine and burn, All sorrow fail and sadness him on the back, and they maa was just as well, for he was no At the Mountain-king's return! cularly ch they sang, or very like that, only there was a great del f it, and there was much shouting as well as the 182 THE HORBIT OLK <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://admiralchimp.tumblr.com/post/170211421600/orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal" class="tumblr_blog">admiralchimp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170198242433/a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal-a-verse" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> <i>a tolkien-inspired spell of renewal</i> 🍄</h2> <p>a verse from p.182 “a warm welcome”, written in cirth runes, sealed with ground espresso and cloves in wax. </p> <p>“<i>His crown shall be upholden, <br/> his harp shall be restrung,<br/> His halls shall echo golden,<br/> To songs of yore re-sung</i>.”</p> <p><strike>my tolkien runic is a lil rusty so some letters are probably wrong</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>No offense, but JRR Tolkien, staunch Catholic and opponent of power used or gained outside of Divine sanction, would not approve of any spell.  His “magic” (at least the good magic) was more the power of angels or a natural talent that looks almost magical than anything.  All witchcraft and magic spells in his works lead to death and ruin.</p> <p style="">So, <br/></p> </blockquote> <ol><li> <b> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</b> do i look like i give a shit</li></ol></blockquote>
Fail, Fire, and News: 2212.

 THE HOBBIT
 other.
 the Master wished for no enmity
 Then the Master hesitated and looked fr
 The Elvenking was very powerful in th
 uch of old songs, giving his mind to trade and
 goes and gold, to which habit he owed
 were of differen
 settled without him. The news had sprea
 the hall like fire through all the town. People
 inside the hall and outside it. The quays were
 hurrying feet. Some began to sing snatches of old
 cerning the return of the King under the Mountai
 was Thror's grandson not Thror himself that had come
 did not bother them at all. Others took up the s
 rolled loud and high over the lake.
 with him, not
 t mind, however, and quickly the
 d fr
 the
 onged
 song and
 The King beneath the mountains,
 The King of carven stone,
 The lord of silver fountains
 RPINNNT.BM
 Shall come into his own!
 His crown shall be upholden,
 His harp shall be restrung,
 His halls shall echo golden
 To songs of yore re-sung
 The woods shall wave on mountains
 And grass beneath the sun;
 His wealth shall flow in fountains
 And the rivers golden run.
 The streams shall run in gladness,
 The lakes shall shine and burn,
 All sorrow fail and sadness
 him on the back, and they maa
 was just as well, for he was no
 At the Mountain-king's return!
 cularly ch
 they sang, or very like that, only there was a great del
 f it, and there was much shouting as well as the
 182

 THE
 HORBIT
 OLK
<p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://admiralchimp.tumblr.com/post/170211421600/orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal" class="tumblr_blog">admiralchimp</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170198242433/a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal-a-verse" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<h2>
<i>a tolkien-inspired spell of renewal</i> 🍄</h2>

<p>a verse from p.182 “a warm welcome”, written in cirth runes, sealed with ground espresso and cloves in wax. </p>
<p>“<i>His crown shall be upholden, <br/>
his harp shall be restrung,<br/>
His halls shall echo golden,<br/>
To songs of yore re-sung</i>.”</p>

<p><strike>my tolkien runic is a lil rusty so some letters are probably wrong</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p>No offense, but JRR Tolkien, staunch Catholic and opponent of power used or gained outside of Divine sanction, would not approve of any spell.  His “magic” (at least the good magic) was more the power of angels or a natural talent that looks almost magical than anything.  All witchcraft and magic spells in his works lead to death and ruin.</p>
<p style="">So, <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<ol><li>
<b> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</b>  do i look like i give a shit</li></ol></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><...

Comfortable, Fall, and Food: r ADVENTURE AWAITS REMNGO DK3 Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor
Comfortable, Fall, and Food: r ADVENTURE
 AWAITS
 REMNGO
 DK3
Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to school or work. Come home. Eat. Sleep. It's the same thing everyday. Yet we are comfortable with the same boring thing all the time. It's our comfort zone. - We live in a spot were we know we are safe and sound. But is that really living? Where is the risk? Where is the adventure? If we aren't living our lives to the fullest then why are we here at all? This is why it's important to live a life with a little adventure. 👀 - Adventure is an experience that greatly impacts one's life and begins to define how they live after, but it is the exact definition that can be different for everyone. For example, someone's sense of adventure may be to go to Mount Everest and conquer the mountain while another person's idea would be to go on a hike in a nearby park. Even though these adventures are different, both people will learn valuable experiences that will ultimately change their lives. - So let's all put our phones, laptops, and tablets down and stop looking at those amazing adventure pictures on the internet and get out there. It doesn't have to be a trip to the Caribbean or the jungle. Remember, everyone's adventure is different; go talk to a random person and befriend them, attend a fancy diner that serves authentic Korean food, or take a themed road trip for a weekend. These are all worthy adventures that beak up the daily norm of our lives. This is how you live. Do something different everyday and you will live a life full of adventure. So what are you waiting for?😉 - adventure motivation millionairementor

Why is it important to live life with a little adventure?🤔 - Humans have a tendency to fall into a routine. We wake up in the morning. Go to...