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Click, Fail, and Fucking: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away irrevocably-delicious Irrevocably-delicious @india draws Anyone who's worked in retail has probably participated in this thing I call "circle talk" and it is by far one the most exhausting and irritating parts of my job. 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App Circle talk is when a customer asks you a question, but when you answer it, they continue to stare at you blankly. So you repeat your answer over and over, slightly rephrasing it until it permeates their brain. "How big does this cactus grow?" "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow growing, so you won't see much of a difference until almost 10 years" "Oh my wife has one that's like half metre" "Yes that must be quite old" "So they can get that big?" "Yes but not for a long time" "about 10 years?" "YES" 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App he Cackes Grows slo Oh right& he Cockuss slow growino The Slow growing Cachs Small Cactsou will not grouw og quich Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don't think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job. starfire003 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don't like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want. corisanna I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn't present. Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day greatfay Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount]) Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?" Me: "For signing up for our rewards program, yes:" Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :) Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up" Me: " " Customer: "I hate getting all those emails" Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how:) Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an account" Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]: Customer: "I thought it was free?" Me: ")" Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards program:)" Customer: "I don't want to sign up" Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)" Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?" Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:) Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount] Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why don't you just pay for it? : Customer: "This is shit customer service" Me: ")" Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself-" Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a cashier:) Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it's not even a large- Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a cashier:) Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming back here again Me: "How unfortunate :)" thekeybladeninja I can feel the) deep in my soul 74,441 notes Click to see full Sarcasm Goal 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes
Click, Fail, and Fucking: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away
 irrevocably-delicious
 Irrevocably-delicious
 @india draws
 Anyone who's worked in retail has
 probably participated in this thing I
 call "circle talk" and it is by far one
 the most exhausting and irritating
 parts of my job.
 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App
 Circle talk is when a customer asks
 you a question, but when you answer
 it, they continue to stare at you
 blankly. So you repeat your answer
 over and over, slightly rephrasing it
 until it permeates their brain.
 "How big does this cactus grow?"
 "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow
 growing, so you won't see much of a
 difference until almost 10 years"
 "Oh my wife has one that's like half
 metre"
 "Yes that must be quite old"
 "So they can get that big?"
 "Yes but not for a long time"
 "about 10 years?"
 "YES"
 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App
 he Cackes Grows slo
 Oh right& he Cockuss slow
 growino
 The Slow growing Cachs
 Small Cactsou
 will not grouw og quich
 Some retail complaints from twitter this
 morning. I don't think anyone can fully
 comprehend how stupid humans are until they
 work a retail or hospitality job.
 starfire003
 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question,
 get an answer they don't like and ask the same
 question in a different way to get the response
 they want.
 corisanna
 I get stuff like this often enough at work, but
 that last one? There is one customer we have
 that does that so frequently and for so long
 (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY
 MINUTES of trying to get the answer she
 wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she
 isn't present.
 Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and
 try it again with the same employees the next
 day
 greatfay
 Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount])
 Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?"
 Me: "For signing up for our rewards program,
 yes:"
 Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those
 Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free
 drink! :)
 Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up"
 Me: " "
 Customer: "I hate getting all those emails"
 Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can
 show you how:)
 Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an
 account"
 Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]:
 Customer: "I thought it was free?"
 Me: ")"
 Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards
 program:)"
 Customer: "I don't want to sign up"
 Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)"
 Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?"
 Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:)
 Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount]
 Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why
 don't you just pay for it? :
 Customer: "This is shit customer service"
 Me: ")"
 Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing
 every dime out of people, you should be
 ashamed of yourself-"
 Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a
 cashier:)
 Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a
 damn drink and it's not even a large-
 Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a
 cashier:)
 Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming
 back here again
 Me: "How unfortunate :)"
 thekeybladeninja
 I can feel the) deep in my soul
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Dad, Fucking, and Graffiti: princessnijireiki: bogleech: bogleech: A rare giant hellbender salamander found dead because some hiker鈥檚 rock-stacking collapsed on her.I didn鈥檛 even know rock stacking was a thing until this year but there are many ways it disrupts the environment. *Ever since it caught on as a form of white hipster 鈥渕editation鈥 there are actually so many hikers who stack rocks now as a hobby that it collectively pollutes streams with sediment that the rocks would otherwise be filtering and reduces the populations of countless organisms that grow and nest among said rocks. http://www.wideopenspaces.com/rock-stacking-natural-graffitti-ecological-impact/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/stacking-rocks-wilderness-no-good-180955880/ http://www.takepart.com/article/2016/08/25/new-graffiti-national-parks-fight-stone-stackers/ It鈥檚 also weird (and by weird, I mean utterly predictable) how when I first saw this hipster rock stacking thing taking off, it was in specific emulation of inuksuit other Native cairn practices as the new wave appropriated meditation flavor of the moment. It was a blip on my radar because I鈥檓 not tapped into like鈥 white upper middle class hipster earthy-crunchiness鈥 my dad does earthy-crunchy for a living I lived in the deep woods for three years, so fucking with rocks streams for no reason genuinely feels like the biggest waste of time I can imagine while hiking鈥 and tbh I think I only heard about it bc of the blatant appropriation thing. But it truly is amazing鈥 how with nothing, with nothing, some people still find a way to destroy everything around them. Because they 鈥渓ove nature鈥 insofar as it can be used consumed by them for entertainment, or a brief vacation (in the same way as they 鈥渓ove鈥 the people they steal culture from); but not enough to respect that they are visitors in a living ecosystem that does not exist for their consumption or as their playthings. And so they don鈥檛 believe their actions have negative impacts, because that requires enough self awareness to view the world around them as not needing their input, and to view themselves as an invasive or destructive force by way of that uninvited meddling turned hobby.
Dad, Fucking, and Graffiti: princessnijireiki:
bogleech:

bogleech:
A rare giant hellbender salamander found dead because some hiker鈥檚 rock-stacking collapsed on her.I didn鈥檛 even know rock stacking was a thing until this year but there are many ways it disrupts the environment.
*Ever since it caught on as a form of white hipster 鈥渕editation鈥 there are actually so many hikers who stack rocks now as a hobby that it collectively pollutes streams with sediment that the rocks would otherwise be filtering and reduces the populations of countless organisms that grow and nest among said rocks.
http://www.wideopenspaces.com/rock-stacking-natural-graffitti-ecological-impact/
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/stacking-rocks-wilderness-no-good-180955880/
http://www.takepart.com/article/2016/08/25/new-graffiti-national-parks-fight-stone-stackers/

It鈥檚 also weird (and by weird, I mean utterly predictable) how when I first saw this hipster rock stacking thing taking off, it was in specific emulation of inuksuit  other Native cairn practices as the new wave appropriated meditation flavor of the moment.
It was a blip on my radar because I鈥檓 not tapped into like鈥 white upper middle class hipster earthy-crunchiness鈥 my dad does earthy-crunchy for a living  I lived in the deep woods for three years, so fucking with rocks  streams for no reason genuinely feels like the biggest waste of time I can imagine while hiking鈥 and tbh I think I only heard about it bc of the blatant appropriation thing.
But it truly is amazing鈥 how with nothing, with nothing, some people still find a way to destroy everything around them.
Because they 鈥渓ove nature鈥 insofar as it can be used  consumed by them for entertainment, or a brief vacation (in the same way as they 鈥渓ove鈥 the people they steal culture from); but not enough to respect that they are visitors in a living ecosystem that does not exist for their consumption or as their playthings. And so they don鈥檛 believe their actions have negative impacts, because that requires enough self awareness to view the world around them as not needing their input, and to view themselves as an invasive or destructive force by way of that uninvited meddling turned hobby.

princessnijireiki: bogleech: bogleech: A rare giant hellbender salamander found dead because some hiker鈥檚 rock-stacking collapsed on her.I ...

Beautiful, Click, and Clothes: a long-running joke Josh Washington fanmix by tumblr user joshuawashinton some nights (intro) I fun. have you listened to me lately? i've been going crazy one more time with feeling | regina spektor everyone takes turns, now it's yours to play the part infinitesimal || mother mother i'm feeling like a big bang, 'cause i've been making something out of nothing the draw | bastille don't listen to your friends, they only care once in a while a sadness runs through him | the hoosiers people are puppets held together with string impossible year | panic! at the disco these nightmares always hang on past the dream brave as a noun || ajj i could go off the deep end, i could kill all my best friends long running joke I nataly dawn you can blame it on flesh-eating monsters or even yourself gasoline | halsey do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me? emperor's new clothes | panic! at the disco flip the switch and watch them run too far gone sir sly i always knew that i was too far gone cry for judas the mountain goats long black night, morning frost, i'm still here but all is lost release me l jack's mannequin now i'm in trouble with these friends of mine up the wolves I the mountain goats there'll always be a few things, maybe several things that you're gonna find really difficult to forgive medicine | daughter you've got a warm heart, you've got a beautiful brain, but it's disintegrating t'll be good | jaymes young i never meant to start a fire, i never meant to make you bleed joshuawashinton: || following josh from the prologue of the game through the end, and then beyond to a chance at redemption that he was denied. ||track listing in photos - click for bigger images!listen on: spotify || playmoss
Beautiful, Click, and Clothes: a long-running joke
 Josh Washington fanmix
 by tumblr user joshuawashinton

 some nights (intro) I fun.
 have you listened to me
 lately? i've been going crazy
 one more time with feeling | regina spektor
 everyone takes turns, now it's yours to play the part
 infinitesimal || mother mother
 i'm feeling like a big bang,
 'cause i've been making something out of nothing
 the draw | bastille
 don't listen to your friends, they only care once in a while
 a sadness runs through him | the hoosiers
 people are puppets held together with string
 impossible year | panic! at the disco
 these nightmares always hang on past the dream
 brave as a noun || ajj
 i could go off the deep end, i could kill all my best friends
 long running joke I nataly dawn
 you can blame it on flesh-eating monsters or even yourself

 gasoline | halsey
 do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?
 emperor's new clothes | panic! at the disco
 flip the switch and watch them run
 too far gone sir sly
 i always knew that i was too far gone
 cry for judas the mountain goats
 long black night, morning frost, i'm still here but all is lost
 release me l jack's mannequin
 now i'm in trouble with these friends of mine
 up the wolves I the mountain goats
 there'll always be a few things, maybe several things
 that you're gonna find really difficult to forgive
 medicine | daughter
 you've got a warm heart, you've got a beautiful brain,
 but it's disintegrating
 t'll be good | jaymes young
 i never meant to start a fire, i never meant to make you bleed
joshuawashinton:

|| following josh from the prologue of the game through the end, and then beyond to a chance at redemption that he was denied. ||track listing in photos - click for bigger images!listen on: spotify || playmoss

joshuawashinton: || following josh from the prologue of the game through the end, and then beyond to a chance at redemption that he was den...

Adele, Ariana Grande, and Beyonce: Where y'all want to put Rihanna. Eric" calls this area"Upper Echelon Can't Sing Where I'm arguing Rihanna belongs. Ariana Grande Whitney Houston Aretha Franklin Anita Baker Mariah Carey Beyonce Patti Labelle Jazmine Sullivan KeKe Wyat Keri Hilson SZA Ciara ill Scott Solange Monica Alicia Keys after the braids Fantasla Brandy Cassie Diana Ross lol Kehlani Taylor Swift Tamia Janet Jackson Jhene Aiko Britney Spears Adele (sometimes) Kelis Erica Mena Can "SANG" Can Sing Can Not beyonslayed: c-bassmeow: beyonslayed: c-bassmeow: florencelovesyou: beyonslayed: p-l-e-a-s-e wow Velvety Kelis behind Janet Whispering-Mouse Jackson?聽 Adele Brandy (vocally) wtf聽 Cassie, although I love her, should be dead last. Name me one song where she holds a note longer than two milliseconds. CANT Adele WHO????????? I don鈥檛 even like Adele but i have ears that work and Brandy鈥檚 delicate flower petal voice would collapse under the pressure of Rolling In the Deep SORRY聽 Brandy Norwood who was trained by and is only second to Whitney Houston herself would collapse under who? Yawndele has nowhere near the control that Brandy does ok now this convo is going to change.聽Second to whitney houston?聽so you鈥檙e saying that Brandy is better then Beyonce and Mariah Carey?!?!?!?聽WHAT ?!?!?!聽am I reading things correctly do words have meaning i had a stroke is this sarcasm help me聽
Adele, Ariana Grande, and Beyonce: Where y'all want to put Rihanna.
 Eric" calls this area"Upper Echelon Can't Sing
 Where I'm arguing Rihanna belongs.
 Ariana Grande
 Whitney Houston
 Aretha Franklin Anita Baker
 Mariah Carey
 Beyonce
 Patti Labelle Jazmine Sullivan
 KeKe Wyat
 Keri Hilson
 SZA
 Ciara
 ill Scott
 Solange
 Monica
 Alicia Keys
 after the braids
 Fantasla Brandy
 Cassie
 Diana Ross lol
 Kehlani
 Taylor Swift
 Tamia
 Janet Jackson
 Jhene Aiko
 Britney Spears
 Adele (sometimes)
 Kelis
 Erica Mena
 Can "SANG"
 Can Sing
 Can Not
beyonslayed:
c-bassmeow:


beyonslayed:

c-bassmeow:

florencelovesyou:

beyonslayed:
p-l-e-a-s-e
wow

Velvety Kelis behind Janet Whispering-Mouse Jackson?聽
Adele  Brandy (vocally) wtf聽
Cassie, although I love her, should be dead last. Name me one song where she holds a note longer than two milliseconds. CANT

Adele  WHO?????????

I don鈥檛 even like Adele but i have ears that work and Brandy鈥檚 delicate flower petal voice would collapse under the pressure of Rolling In the Deep SORRY聽


Brandy Norwood who was trained by and is only second to Whitney Houston herself would collapse under who? Yawndele has nowhere near the control that Brandy does

ok now this convo is going to change.聽Second to whitney houston?聽so you鈥檙e saying that Brandy is better then Beyonce and Mariah Carey?!?!?!?聽WHAT ?!?!?!聽am I reading things correctly do words have meaning i had a stroke is this sarcasm help me聽

beyonslayed: c-bassmeow: beyonslayed: c-bassmeow: florencelovesyou: beyonslayed: p-l-e-a-s-e wow Velvety Kelis behind Janet Whispering...