Digiornos on my grandmas couch?
When I say I am software Developer 😎
A better finisher than Nicolas Pepe
Shark Attack [OC]
I laughed way harder than I should have at this and I hope you do too.
Nothing better then that.
da heck Elon? by Kvas_HardBass
get your shit together murica
A foolproof way to show girls you meet their height requirements
this is what i get for saying the kids in Sky High are more powerful than the avengers https://t.co/ucYkmrXdr8
Novels By Me
Super Mario Bros.
I have a new bio
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Sounds deeper than the Mariana trench
Sounds deeper than the Mariana trench by KingPZe
I hope some of you can relate
Probably best high school quote ever.
“DUDE BUY A RING, YOU GOTTA LOCK THAT DOWN” -My brother
Big brian moment
The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down
Can’t beat that feeling
It was at least better than the last one
Some of the Best of the Decade
mini phone dump
Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A little disappointed at first but he’s a good lad and I wouldn’t wanna ruin it
Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.
It’s actually better than that - th...
I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it
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