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4chan, Meme, and Zero: Germans have a running gag where they pretend the town of Bielefeld does not exist. Even when Angela Merkel talked about a meeting she had in Bielefeld,shieadded- , if it existsat all. Bielefeld has even released a statement insisting their existence, but unknowing ly published it on April 1 existence, but unknowing memeguy-com Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming abessinier Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy squirrelofdoom You shouldn't spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists. official-berlin the oldest yet biggest german meme hopeforbrighter Other versions [edit Similar satire conspiracy theories exists in other countries ·図Brazil Acre[12] India: Jhumri Talalya 13 Israet Petah Tikva Italy: Molisel Norway: Kyrksæterora Romania: salaj County Russia: Khabarovsk Spain: Teruel15 Turkey Bilecik6 and Baybur Canada: Winnineal17 Finland The whole country New Zeala . w Piymouth18 voidwerks o Verizon12:05 AM 67% boards.4chan.org -D Board /pol/-Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Home There are allegedly around 6.5 million Finns, right? That's out of a 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet. 118 KB JPG That's not 9%--that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent, less than a tenth of a percent. To put that another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1 %. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent. In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist. # 2272585077 # 2272585345 I can't say for certain that I believe in Finland's existence
4chan, Meme, and Zero: Germans have a running gag
 where they pretend the town of
 Bielefeld does not exist. Even
 when Angela Merkel talked
 about a meeting she had in
 Bielefeld,shieadded- , if it
 existsat all. Bielefeld has even
 released a statement insisting
 their existence, but unknowing
 ly published it on April 1
 existence, but unknowing
 memeguy-com
 Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of
 the United States I nominate Wyoming
 abessinier
 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you- the Bielefeld Conspiracy
 squirrelofdoom
 You shouldn't spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe
 that Bielefeld actually exists.
 official-berlin
 the oldest yet biggest german meme
 hopeforbrighter
 Other versions [edit
 Similar satire conspiracy theories exists in other countries
 ·図Brazil Acre[12]
 India: Jhumri Talalya 13
 Israet Petah Tikva
 Italy: Molisel
 Norway: Kyrksæterora
 Romania: salaj County
 Russia: Khabarovsk
 Spain: Teruel15
 Turkey Bilecik6 and Baybur
 Canada: Winnineal17
 Finland The whole country
 New Zeala
 .
 w Piymouth18
 voidwerks
 o Verizon12:05 AM
 67%
 boards.4chan.org
 -D
 Board /pol/-Politically Incorrect
 ▼Settings Home
 There are allegedly around
 6.5 million Finns, right?
 That's out of a 7.125 billion
 humans. That means
 Finns make up .0912% of
 the planet.
 118 KB JPG
 That's not 9%--that's point zero nine
 percent, less than a percent, less than a
 tenth of a percent.
 To put that another way, 99.9% of the
 planet are not Finns. How do we know
 this? Government censuses.
 Now, the best government censuses have
 a margin of error of at least 1 %. So Finns
 make up .0912% of the planet, plus or
 minus one percent.
 In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance
 Finland doesn't exist.
 # 2272585077 # 2272585345
 I can't say for certain that I believe in Finland's existence

Church, Community, and Lgbt: stilesisbiles: friendlyphantom: shychemist: bi-trans-alliance: A Christian Group Is Paying For Transgender People’s Surgeries To Atone For The Church’s Discrimination Transitioning is a varied process that differs from individual to individual, so it doesn’t always involve surgery. But when it does, those surgeries might not be covered by insurance and are often expensive, which is why a Christian group is encouraging church members to donate to help transgender people with surgery costs. Faithfully LGBT, an organization that seeks to share the stories of LGBTQ people of faith, has started a campaign called the Tithe Trans Campaign to raise money for the transgender community. The campaign takes its name from a practice in which some Christians donate a tenth of their earnings to the church. Faithfully LGBT is collecting donations to send to the Jim Collins Foundation, a non-profit organization that raises money to provide grants to cover gender affirming surgeries. (read more) Direct link to the crowdfunding campaign: Christians Give Your Tithe Towards Trans Surgeries So far they’ve raised 5% of their goal of $10,000. They have now raised 62% of their goal. Donate if you can, then reblog to spread it around. Got a lot of hate for this post (way more than usual) so I’d v much appreciate if y'all would reblog and donate. :)
Church, Community, and Lgbt: stilesisbiles:

friendlyphantom:
shychemist:

bi-trans-alliance:



A Christian Group Is Paying For Transgender People’s Surgeries To Atone For The Church’s Discrimination





Transitioning is a varied process that differs from individual to individual, so it doesn’t always involve surgery. But when it does, those surgeries might not be covered by insurance and are often expensive, which is why a Christian group is encouraging church members to donate to help transgender people with surgery costs.
Faithfully LGBT, an organization that seeks to share the stories of LGBTQ people of faith, has started a campaign called the Tithe Trans Campaign to raise money for the transgender community. The campaign takes its name from a practice in which some Christians donate a tenth of their earnings to the church.
Faithfully LGBT is collecting donations to send to the Jim Collins Foundation, a non-profit organization that raises money to provide grants to cover gender affirming surgeries.


(read more)


Direct link to the crowdfunding campaign:
Christians Give Your Tithe Towards Trans Surgeries
So far they’ve raised 5% of their goal of $10,000.

They have now raised 62% of their goal. Donate if you can, then reblog to spread it around.
Got a lot of hate for this post (way more than usual) so I’d v much appreciate if y'all would reblog and donate. :)

stilesisbiles: friendlyphantom: shychemist: bi-trans-alliance: A Christian Group Is Paying For Transgender People’s Surgeries To Atone ...

Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Okay, one last thread. And then I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Idk what they're teaching about Nazis in school these days but here goes.. 275 7.9K 9.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Follow When Hitler marched into Poland in 1939, my grandma was two years old. It was not immediately obvious that anything was changing in her town 5:46 PM-15 Aug 2017 from Alafaya, FL 1,351 Retweets 2,970 Likes OOOOOO 67th 143.0K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Replying to @YourRacingBelle When she was 4 years old, she was playing outside when she suddenly heard yelling and screaming. She looked across the yard to see Nazis. 4 t 306 1.7K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 And to see the dead body of her three year old neighbor boy who had been playing loudly in his yard. The Nazis were annoyed by the noise. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They shot him dead on the spot. 3 years old. Dead from a Nazi bullet. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 A couple of months later, my grandmother and her family were woken up very early in the morning. They were told to get up and go outside 2t 250 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They were marched to the train station. Her father got on one train. Her mother her baby sisters, and her were put on another 91 ti 252 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 On the first day my grandma, who was five now, was in Majdanek, she and the other children were told to line up outside before breakfast. 91 tl 253 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Nazi soldier counted each child. One...two...three...our... ive...six...seven...eight...nine...the tenth child was shot. 2 311 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The soldier told the children that any bad child would be shot. So they must work and not complain or be loud. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 My grandma was a Polish Catholic, which was only a couple steps above a Polish Jew. One of the officer's wives decided she wanted a child 2 t 279 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 So she "adopted" my grandma. Changed her name. Told her her mother was dead. And that she was a German now Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The day the news broke that the Allies were coming to Poland, the German officer and his wife left in a hurry. In so much of a hurry... Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That they forgot my grandma, their special new daughter. She was found in one of the officer's homes after 3 days alone t 267 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Red Cross took her in, and they asked her her name, which she barely remembered. They spent six months looking for her family 253 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They were eventually found, somehow all alive. Aunts and uncles weren't, but mother, father, and baby sister were 4 th 246 1.9 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 My grandma did not remember the Nazi officer and his wife with fondness. She did not view them as humans or benefactors. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And she did not tell me this story until the day she took me to the gates of Majdanek. Where she broke down screaming at the memories. 4 t1 309 2.2K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That was in 2001. 56 years after she was rescued by the Red Cross. Those horrors did not fade with time. They were ingrained in her brain 4 2.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Studies show the Holocaust changed the DNA of its victims. Changed their mental make up. I live with that DNA, with that change. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And if you believe that Neo-Nazis are "good people" or they "deserve a voice", I remind you of a three year old boy shot dead Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That is what giving the Nazis a voice in 1933 led to. It led to my grandma sobbing outside a place where she was imprisoned 10 500 2.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Nazis did not start with these things. They started with a voice. And a message. And it ended in unspeakable horrors. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And that? That is why Neo-Nazis don't deserve a voice. Because those they worship didn't just talk. 91 775 4.4K thecheshirecass: I saw this thread on Twitter and it’s haunting. I just want to tell this story to every single person talking about “both sides are just as bad.”
Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Okay, one last thread. And then I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Idk what they're
 teaching about Nazis in school these days but here goes..
 275 7.9K 9.6K
 Katie
 @YourRacingBelle
 Follow
 When Hitler marched into Poland in 1939, my
 grandma was two years old. It was not
 immediately obvious that anything was
 changing in her town
 5:46 PM-15 Aug 2017 from Alafaya, FL
 1,351 Retweets 2,970 Likes OOOOOO
 67th 143.0K

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Replying to @YourRacingBelle
 When she was 4 years old, she was playing outside when she suddenly heard
 yelling and screaming. She looked across the yard to see Nazis.
 4
 t 306
 1.7K
 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 And to see the dead body of her three year old neighbor boy who had been
 playing loudly in his yard. The Nazis were annoyed by the noise.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They shot him dead on the spot. 3 years old. Dead from a Nazi bullet.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 A couple of months later, my grandmother and her family were woken up very
 early in the morning. They were told to get up and go outside
 2t 250 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They were marched to the train station. Her father got on one train. Her mother
 her baby sisters, and her were put on another
 91 ti 252 1.5K

 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 On the first day my grandma, who was five now, was in Majdanek, she and the
 other children were told to line up outside before breakfast.
 91 tl 253 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Nazi soldier counted each child.
 One...two...three...our... ive...six...seven...eight...nine...the tenth child was shot.
 2
 311
 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The soldier told the children that any bad child would be shot. So they must work
 and not complain or be loud.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 My grandma was a Polish Catholic, which was only a couple steps above a Polish
 Jew. One of the officer's wives decided she wanted a child
 2 t 279 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 So she "adopted" my grandma. Changed her name. Told her her mother was
 dead. And that she was a German now

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The day the news broke that the Allies were coming to Poland, the German officer
 and his wife left in a hurry. In so much of a hurry...
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That they forgot my grandma, their special new daughter. She was found in one
 of the officer's homes after 3 days alone
 t 267 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Red Cross took her in, and they asked her her name, which she barely
 remembered. They spent six months looking for her family
 253
 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They were eventually found, somehow all alive. Aunts and uncles weren't, but
 mother, father, and baby sister were
 4
 th 246 1.9
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 My grandma did not remember the Nazi officer and his wife with fondness. She
 did not view them as humans or benefactors.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And she did not tell me this story until the day she took me to the gates of
 Majdanek. Where she broke down screaming at the memories.
 4
 t1 309
 2.2K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That was in 2001. 56 years after she was rescued by the Red Cross. Those horrors
 did not fade with time. They were ingrained in her brain
 4
 2.5K

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Studies show the Holocaust changed the DNA of its victims. Changed their mental
 make up. I live with that DNA, with that change.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And if you believe that Neo-Nazis are "good people" or they "deserve a voice", I
 remind you of a three year old boy shot dead
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That is what giving the Nazis a voice in 1933 led to. It led to my grandma sobbing
 outside a place where she was imprisoned
 10
 500
 2.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Nazis did not start with these things. They started with a voice. And a
 message. And it ended in unspeakable horrors.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And that? That is why Neo-Nazis don't deserve a voice. Because those they
 worship didn't just talk.
 91
 775
 4.4K
thecheshirecass:
I saw this thread on Twitter and it’s haunting. I just want to tell this story to every single person talking about “both sides are just as bad.”

thecheshirecass: I saw this thread on Twitter and it’s haunting. I just want to tell this story to every single person talking about “both s...

Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Okay, one last thread. And then I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Idk what they're teaching about Nazis in school these days but here goes.. 275 7.9K 9.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Follow When Hitler marched into Poland in 1939, my grandma was two years old. It was not immediately obvious that anything was changing in her town 5:46 PM-15 Aug 2017 from Alafaya, FL 1,351 Retweets 2,970 Likes OOOOOO 67th 143.0K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Replying to @YourRacingBelle When she was 4 years old, she was playing outside when she suddenly heard yelling and screaming. She looked across the yard to see Nazis. 4 t 306 1.7K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 And to see the dead body of her three year old neighbor boy who had been playing loudly in his yard. The Nazis were annoyed by the noise. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They shot him dead on the spot. 3 years old. Dead from a Nazi bullet. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 A couple of months later, my grandmother and her family were woken up very early in the morning. They were told to get up and go outside 2t 250 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They were marched to the train station. Her father got on one train. Her mother her baby sisters, and her were put on another 91 ti 252 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 On the first day my grandma, who was five now, was in Majdanek, she and the other children were told to line up outside before breakfast. 91 tl 253 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Nazi soldier counted each child. One...two...three...our... ive...six...seven...eight...nine...the tenth child was shot. 2 311 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The soldier told the children that any bad child would be shot. So they must work and not complain or be loud. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 My grandma was a Polish Catholic, which was only a couple steps above a Polish Jew. One of the officer's wives decided she wanted a child 2 t 279 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 So she "adopted" my grandma. Changed her name. Told her her mother was dead. And that she was a German now Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The day the news broke that the Allies were coming to Poland, the German officer and his wife left in a hurry. In so much of a hurry... Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That they forgot my grandma, their special new daughter. She was found in one of the officer's homes after 3 days alone t 267 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Red Cross took her in, and they asked her her name, which she barely remembered. They spent six months looking for her family 253 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They were eventually found, somehow all alive. Aunts and uncles weren't, but mother, father, and baby sister were 4 th 246 1.9 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 My grandma did not remember the Nazi officer and his wife with fondness. She did not view them as humans or benefactors. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And she did not tell me this story until the day she took me to the gates of Majdanek. Where she broke down screaming at the memories. 4 t1 309 2.2K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That was in 2001. 56 years after she was rescued by the Red Cross. Those horrors did not fade with time. They were ingrained in her brain 4 2.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Studies show the Holocaust changed the DNA of its victims. Changed their mental make up. I live with that DNA, with that change. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And if you believe that Neo-Nazis are "good people" or they "deserve a voice", I remind you of a three year old boy shot dead Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That is what giving the Nazis a voice in 1933 led to. It led to my grandma sobbing outside a place where she was imprisoned 10 500 2.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Nazis did not start with these things. They started with a voice. And a message. And it ended in unspeakable horrors. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And that? That is why Neo-Nazis don't deserve a voice. Because those they worship didn't just talk. 91 775 4.4K
Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Okay, one last thread. And then I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Idk what they're
 teaching about Nazis in school these days but here goes..
 275 7.9K 9.6K
 Katie
 @YourRacingBelle
 Follow
 When Hitler marched into Poland in 1939, my
 grandma was two years old. It was not
 immediately obvious that anything was
 changing in her town
 5:46 PM-15 Aug 2017 from Alafaya, FL
 1,351 Retweets 2,970 Likes OOOOOO
 67th 143.0K

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Replying to @YourRacingBelle
 When she was 4 years old, she was playing outside when she suddenly heard
 yelling and screaming. She looked across the yard to see Nazis.
 4
 t 306
 1.7K
 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 And to see the dead body of her three year old neighbor boy who had been
 playing loudly in his yard. The Nazis were annoyed by the noise.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They shot him dead on the spot. 3 years old. Dead from a Nazi bullet.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 A couple of months later, my grandmother and her family were woken up very
 early in the morning. They were told to get up and go outside
 2t 250 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They were marched to the train station. Her father got on one train. Her mother
 her baby sisters, and her were put on another
 91 ti 252 1.5K

 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 On the first day my grandma, who was five now, was in Majdanek, she and the
 other children were told to line up outside before breakfast.
 91 tl 253 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Nazi soldier counted each child.
 One...two...three...our... ive...six...seven...eight...nine...the tenth child was shot.
 2
 311
 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The soldier told the children that any bad child would be shot. So they must work
 and not complain or be loud.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 My grandma was a Polish Catholic, which was only a couple steps above a Polish
 Jew. One of the officer's wives decided she wanted a child
 2 t 279 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 So she "adopted" my grandma. Changed her name. Told her her mother was
 dead. And that she was a German now

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The day the news broke that the Allies were coming to Poland, the German officer
 and his wife left in a hurry. In so much of a hurry...
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That they forgot my grandma, their special new daughter. She was found in one
 of the officer's homes after 3 days alone
 t 267 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Red Cross took her in, and they asked her her name, which she barely
 remembered. They spent six months looking for her family
 253
 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They were eventually found, somehow all alive. Aunts and uncles weren't, but
 mother, father, and baby sister were
 4
 th 246 1.9
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 My grandma did not remember the Nazi officer and his wife with fondness. She
 did not view them as humans or benefactors.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And she did not tell me this story until the day she took me to the gates of
 Majdanek. Where she broke down screaming at the memories.
 4
 t1 309
 2.2K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That was in 2001. 56 years after she was rescued by the Red Cross. Those horrors
 did not fade with time. They were ingrained in her brain
 4
 2.5K

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Studies show the Holocaust changed the DNA of its victims. Changed their mental
 make up. I live with that DNA, with that change.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And if you believe that Neo-Nazis are "good people" or they "deserve a voice", I
 remind you of a three year old boy shot dead
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That is what giving the Nazis a voice in 1933 led to. It led to my grandma sobbing
 outside a place where she was imprisoned
 10
 500
 2.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Nazis did not start with these things. They started with a voice. And a
 message. And it ended in unspeakable horrors.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And that? That is why Neo-Nazis don't deserve a voice. Because those they
 worship didn't just talk.
 91
 775
 4.4K
Back to the Future, Beautiful, and College: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL k Times bestselling author HILL continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite... Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand- year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine. His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch, vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw! The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn. But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon- oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way back to the future to save her family and the world.. and to satisfy their insatiable attraction. vonVomance DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM Paranormal Romance ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3 50799 AVONBOOKS Win free prizes, get exclusive content, and more-scan with a QR App now! 9780062 356543 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem. This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day. OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: “As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.” “Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.” “Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.” YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”
Back to the Future, Beautiful, and College: New York Times bestselling author SANDRAHILL
 k Times bestselling author
 HILL
 continues her sexy Deadly Angels series, as a Viking
 vangel's otherworldly mission pairs him with a beautiful
 chef who whets his thousand-year-old appetite...
 Once guilty of the deadly sin of gluttony, thousand-
 year-old Viking vampire angel Cnut Sigurdsson is
 now a lean, mean, vampire-devil fighting machine.
 His new side-job? No biggie: just ridding the
 world of a threat called ISIS while keeping the evil
 Lucipires (demon vampires) at bay. So when chef
 drea Stewart hires him to rescue her sister from
 a cult recruiting terrorists at a Montana dude ranch,
 vangel turns cowboy. Yeehaw!
 The too-tempting mortal insists on accompanying
 him, surprising Cnut with her bravery at every turn.
 But with terrorists stalking the ranch in demon-
 oid form, Cnut teletransports Andrea and himself
 out of danger-accidentally into the tenth-century
 Norselands. Suddenly, they have to find their way
 back to the future to save her family and the world..
 and to satisfy their insatiable attraction.
 vonVomance
 DISCOVER GREAT AUTHORS
 EXCLUSIVE OFFERS, AND MORE AT HC.COM
 Paranormal Romance
 ISBN 978-0-06-235654-3
 50799
 AVONBOOKS
 Win free prizes, get exclusive content,
 and more-scan with a QR App now!
 9780062 356543
 USA $7.99/$9.99 CAN
martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.




OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: 
“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”
“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Rea...