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Apparently, Target, and Tumblr: artistefish: Baby Inuyasha teething on a bone because apparently that could have happened historically and also I imagine it was Myoga’s idea.
Apparently, Target, and Tumblr: artistefish:

Baby Inuyasha teething on a bone because apparently that could have happened historically and also I imagine it was Myoga’s idea.

artistefish: Baby Inuyasha teething on a bone because apparently that could have happened historically and also I imagine it was Myoga’s id...

Giraffe, Got, and Sophie: Dear tue mi I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.
Giraffe, Got, and Sophie: Dear tue mi
I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.

I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.

Animals, Be Like, and Cats: more-zero-than-ace asked: How awesome do you think pet dragons would be? Like, not dragons the size of buildings, but maybe the size of large dogs or cats? braaains-archive answered: SO AWESOME hi-def-doritos -baby dragons -baby dragons that will try to bite lighters and cigarettes and any other form of flame including gas stovetops because a baby dragon biting flame is like a baby human chewing on a teething toy they just gotta do it -baby dragons that will also try to bite lightbulbs, including holiday lights and phone screens, because they haven't figured out yet that these are not Real Fire -baby dragons who love to just sit on the stovetop after the pots are removed and bask in the warmth -baby dragons who start up a little hoard of small household items that are metallic and/or shiny, like paperclips and keys because they've yet to be exposed to gold and jewels -baby dragons who beg at the din table -baby dragons who' ve figured out how to fly but not quite how to stop yet so they kinda just crash into something that's hopefully soft to stop themselves -adolescent dragons being introduced to jewelry for the first time and having to be told "no" unto they give up on stealing the items. For now stashes of silverware and change and rhinestones being found back in the cupboards -adolescent dragons who love music and can hum along -adolescent dragons getting used to their leashes and going on walks -adolescent dragons who learn to ride on your shoulder and at first you have to keep them tied to you so they don't fly off when you go outside but pretty soon they learn and they love you enough to stay with you -adolescent dragons going through crazy mood swings and being distant and aloof but eventuallv comina back for snuggles like always young dragons who start trying to preen your hair (it never goes very well but they try, okay? And you love them.) young dragons with tons of energy setting about doing everything possible to make their humans happy they can operate almost any lamp or lightswitch for you, and they'll try to open your cupboards when you're cooking and they'll press elevator buttons and unzip your backpack/purse briefcase and untie just about any small task they can do to make you happy your shoes and fetc h the paper and do -young dragons who think their scolding is what opens automatic doors for their owners young dragons who are incredibly, zealously eager to please ovon though they don't realy now what they'ro doing -middle-aged dragons who start to lose some of the energy but are now incredibly loyal and know you and your habits to a fault -mi s who start taking naps on the wi ra ledges and fall off a few times but they get the hang of it -middle-aged dragons who stay on your shoulder almost all the time now, wrapping their tail around your other shoulder for balance -middle-aged dragons that will affectionately rub their heads along your neck and cheek and jawline -old dragons who just lay around and nap happily all the time seriously they're like cats and sunbeams -old dragons who sit in your lap and eat off your plate at dinner because they've darn well earned the privilege and everybody else knows it -old dragons who are terrible influences and start showing the younger dragons how to hoard and steal shiny things -old dragons that curl up under your chin and lie on yourc and bask in your presence hest service dragons who help disabled people go about their ives -pet dragons who are basically therapy animals -pet dragons that are incredibly loving and demonstrative of that love -pet dragons who are loyal and who bond closely and work -pet dragons who are the sweetest things in the universe -pet dragons Pet Dragons
Animals, Be Like, and Cats: more-zero-than-ace asked:
 How awesome do you think pet dragons would be?
 Like, not dragons the size of buildings, but maybe
 the size of large dogs or cats?
 braaains-archive answered:
 SO AWESOME
 hi-def-doritos
 -baby dragons
 -baby dragons that will try to bite lighters and cigarettes and
 any other form of flame including gas stovetops because a
 baby dragon biting flame is like a baby human chewing on a
 teething toy they just gotta do it
 -baby dragons that will also try to bite lightbulbs, including
 holiday lights and phone screens, because they haven't
 figured out yet that these are not Real Fire
 -baby dragons who love to just sit on the stovetop after the
 pots are removed and bask in the warmth
 -baby dragons who start up a little hoard of small household
 items that are metallic and/or shiny, like paperclips and keys
 because they've yet to be exposed to gold and jewels
 -baby dragons who beg at the din
 table
 -baby dragons who' ve figured out how to fly but not quite how
 to stop yet so they kinda just crash into something that's
 hopefully soft to stop themselves
 -adolescent dragons being introduced to jewelry for the first
 time and having to be told "no" unto they give up on stealing
 the items. For now
 stashes of silverware and change and rhinestones being
 found back in the cupboards
 -adolescent dragons who love music and can hum along
 -adolescent dragons getting used to their leashes and going
 on walks
 -adolescent dragons who learn to ride on your shoulder and
 at first you have to keep them tied to you so they don't fly off
 when you go outside but pretty soon they learn and they love
 you enough to stay with you
 -adolescent dragons going through crazy mood swings and
 being distant and aloof but eventuallv comina back for
 snuggles like always
 young dragons who start trying to preen your hair (it never
 goes very well but they try, okay? And you love them.)
 young dragons with tons of energy setting about doing
 everything possible to make their humans happy
 they can operate almost any lamp or lightswitch for you, and
 they'll try to open your cupboards when you're cooking and
 they'll press elevator buttons and unzip your backpack/purse
 briefcase and untie
 just about any small task they can do to make you happy
 your shoes and fetc
 h the paper and do
 -young dragons who think their scolding is what opens
 automatic doors for their owners
 young dragons who are incredibly, zealously eager to please
 ovon though they don't realy now what they'ro doing
 -middle-aged dragons who start to lose some of the energy
 but are now incredibly loyal and know you and your habits to
 a fault
 -mi
 s who start taking naps on the wi
 ra
 ledges and fall off a few times but they get the hang of it
 -middle-aged dragons who stay on your shoulder almost all
 the time now, wrapping their tail around your other shoulder
 for balance
 -middle-aged dragons that will affectionately rub their heads
 along your neck and cheek and jawline
 -old dragons who just lay around and nap happily all the time
 seriously they're like cats and sunbeams
 -old dragons who sit in your lap and eat off your plate at
 dinner because they've darn well earned the privilege and
 everybody else knows it
 -old dragons who are terrible influences and start showing the
 younger dragons how to hoard and steal shiny things
 -old dragons that curl up under your chin and lie on yourc
 and bask in your presence
 hest
 service dragons who help disabled people go about their
 ives
 -pet dragons who are basically therapy animals
 -pet dragons that are incredibly loving and demonstrative of
 that love
 -pet dragons who are loyal and who bond closely and work
 -pet dragons who are the sweetest things in the universe
 -pet dragons
Pet Dragons

Pet Dragons

Bones, Children, and College: authorbettyadams tumbl Follow themagdalenwriting marzo2theletter Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing avatar-dacia Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know? "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes." prokopet Here's the thing, though While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat. So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything Imagine the Hallowe'en displays avatar-dacia "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations Are those real bones?" That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks authorbettyadams Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded events when their "cycles" are flaring up? SCHOOL Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy situation Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their children were not stressed out. Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool #homeschooling #school #study #science 49,857 notes How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves
Bones, Children, and College: authorbettyadams
 tumbl
 Follow
 themagdalenwriting
 marzo2theletter
 Let Me Talk About Werewolves
 for a Second
 Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha
 male/female romance thing?
 Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families
 Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for
 dominance and subjugating females
 If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids
 always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood
 kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool
 Parents that their kids find really embarrassing
 avatar-dacia
 Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know?
 "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over
 there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes."
 prokopet
 Here's the thing, though
 While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on
 observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's
 not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when
 wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat.
 So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up
 living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat
 brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show
 the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans
 getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything
 Imagine the Hallowe'en displays
 avatar-dacia
 "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations
 Are those real bones?"
 That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each
 other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks
 authorbettyadams
 Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and
 purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display
 the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually
 unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally
 distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by
 impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded
 events when their "cycles" are flaring up?
 SCHOOL
 Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the
 criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy
 situation
 Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their
 children were not stressed out.
 Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers
 That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only
 shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends
 weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and
 aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves
 Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool
 #homeschooling #school #study #science
 49,857 notes
How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

Af, Ass, and Austin Powers: Needless to say, I didn't move for a while See bruh if u send a sexy pic of yourself to a girl it's three possible responses: (1) "cute". Fire this woman 😁...No offense but u don't need this type of negativity in yo life bruh πŸ˜‚. (2) "OMG daddy I need you 😍." She a keeper. That's a good woman. (3) "K. How many other girls got this? Curious πŸ€”." <- wife. This is your wife, u found her bruh πŸ˜‚. U feel me? She protecc. Like the flood waters coming, she gon rip the refrigerator door off the fridge and use it as a raft. She gon paddle your babies to safety. U gon call her from a business trip to NY like "baby u ok I seen the news" and she gon be like "NO I'M NOT OK MF I GOT *YOUR* LOOKIN ASS KIDS TRYINA PADDLE TO SAFETY BC U AIN'T HERE AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACE I GET TIGHT BC I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET U GET ME PREGNANT AND THEN LEAVE ME IN A FLOOD WE'LL DISCUSS LATER BYE." This type of woman will punch u in the face when u wake up for no reason. U sipping a Intelligentsia Black Cat Espresso happy go lucky af ready to take on the day and she walk right up to u with her hair fucked up and punch u exactly in the nose to where yo septum deviate. Yo septum was good AF now it's crooked like Austin Powers teeth lol. And u like "baby??" And she like "YOU CHEATED ON ME IN MY DREAM. WITH A BLOND BITCH. AS I SUSPECTED. MOTHER πŸ‘ FUCKER πŸ‘. BEEN TOLD U. U LIKE BLONDS SO MUCH? GO FIND A BLOND, THEY GROW ON TREES. DON'T WASTE MY MF TIME. GET THE FUCK TO WORK WE TALK LATER." (Crazy women always wanna give u the business and then warn u that another reaming is coming lol.) And u just like "baby I don't have a type, YOU my type" and she just like "YOUR πŸ‘ TYPE πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ BLOND πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ DIRTY πŸ‘ DICK πŸ‘ NIGHTMARE πŸ‘ CHEATER πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ SAID πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ TALK πŸ‘ LATER." There u have it. Getchu a girl who wild about u bro. If she lukewarm u wasting your time. Get a girl who will kill for u then fuck around KILL u - it's the stabby ones that always got the most firey Punani ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-lucidf0x)
Af, Ass, and Austin Powers: Needless to say, I didn't move for a while
See bruh if u send a sexy pic of yourself to a girl it's three possible responses: (1) "cute". Fire this woman 😁...No offense but u don't need this type of negativity in yo life bruh πŸ˜‚. (2) "OMG daddy I need you 😍." She a keeper. That's a good woman. (3) "K. How many other girls got this? Curious πŸ€”." <- wife. This is your wife, u found her bruh πŸ˜‚. U feel me? She protecc. Like the flood waters coming, she gon rip the refrigerator door off the fridge and use it as a raft. She gon paddle your babies to safety. U gon call her from a business trip to NY like "baby u ok I seen the news" and she gon be like "NO I'M NOT OK MF I GOT *YOUR* LOOKIN ASS KIDS TRYINA PADDLE TO SAFETY BC U AIN'T HERE AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACE I GET TIGHT BC I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET U GET ME PREGNANT AND THEN LEAVE ME IN A FLOOD WE'LL DISCUSS LATER BYE." This type of woman will punch u in the face when u wake up for no reason. U sipping a Intelligentsia Black Cat Espresso happy go lucky af ready to take on the day and she walk right up to u with her hair fucked up and punch u exactly in the nose to where yo septum deviate. Yo septum was good AF now it's crooked like Austin Powers teeth lol. And u like "baby??" And she like "YOU CHEATED ON ME IN MY DREAM. WITH A BLOND BITCH. AS I SUSPECTED. MOTHER πŸ‘ FUCKER πŸ‘. BEEN TOLD U. U LIKE BLONDS SO MUCH? GO FIND A BLOND, THEY GROW ON TREES. DON'T WASTE MY MF TIME. GET THE FUCK TO WORK WE TALK LATER." (Crazy women always wanna give u the business and then warn u that another reaming is coming lol.) And u just like "baby I don't have a type, YOU my type" and she just like "YOUR πŸ‘ TYPE πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ BLOND πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ DIRTY πŸ‘ DICK πŸ‘ NIGHTMARE πŸ‘ CHEATER πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ SAID πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ TALK πŸ‘ LATER." There u have it. Getchu a girl who wild about u bro. If she lukewarm u wasting your time. Get a girl who will kill for u then fuck around KILL u - it's the stabby ones that always got the most firey Punani ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-lucidf0x)

See bruh if u send a sexy pic of yourself to a girl it's three possible responses: (1) "cute". Fire this woman 😁...No offense but u don't ne...

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107 6 min. ago .. 30 year old NEET wake up at 2pm had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room 102.0 kB JPG waddle downstairs to check GBP board wait a minute to catch my breath before l look just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce! legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disqusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you'" she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy thanks mummy do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further high-chair finally breaks from my heft causes me to have another accident mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am mfw Anon is a dissapointment
Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107
 6 min. ago ..
 30 year old NEET
 wake up at 2pm
 had accident in sleep which I rolled
 around in
 grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
 best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
 tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
 plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
 and piss bottles in my room
 102.0 kB JPG
 waddle downstairs to check GBP board
 wait a minute to catch my breath before l
 look
 just enough Good Boy Points for some
 tendies and sauce!
 legs buckle under own weight
 roll myself into the living room where
 mummy is watching her favorite soap
 opera
 "mummy mummy I have enough Good
 Boy Points for some tendies!"
 >she turns to me with the most disqusting
 look on her face while I lay flat on the
 ground stuggling to get up
 "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
 tendies for you'"
 she struggles to go to the kitchen without
 vomitting from the smell and sight of my
 obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
 she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
 after letting the oven heat up as she begins
 to cry into the sink

 I roll over and pull myself up to my high
 chair that starts to creak as I sit down
 have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
 coloring book to occupy me while I wait
 the tendies are finally done and she puts
 them on my plate
 she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
 mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
 over my plate
 I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
 eat them along with the vomit
 "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
 thanks mummy
 do my best to muster a smile but the rows
 of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
 further
 high-chair finally breaks from my heft
 causes me to have another accident
 mum runs away to her room, sobbing
 uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
 I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
 thinking about what a disappointment I am
 mfw
Anon is a dissapointment

Anon is a dissapointment

Af, Alive, and Ass: True Love, 13 Years Later. @DrSmashlove People visit Chicago from smaller towns and be like "omg people in Chicago drive crazy", "wow, y'all honk so much, why you always honking", "sheesh Chicago drivers are nuts they always speeding why they so reckless." Ok. Nah. Hell nah. Y'all ain't seen crazy TILL U BEEN TO MF MONTANA πŸ˜‚. See in Chicago ALL highways got a 55 miles per hour speed limit. So somebody go 80 and they look crazy AF. In Montana tho? The SPEED LIMIT IS 80 😫. Ok...so what if u go 80? That's the speed limit, u good - right? Bruh. The person behind u won't honk. They won't press u. They will simply drive like they attached to your bumper for a few miles. Then they will pass u by swerving left into ONCOMING TRAFFIC ON A HIGHWAY THAT RUNS ALONG A CLIFF OF A MOUNTAIN AND PASS U. U look over and u think u finna see a crazy ass redneck with a bad mullet, meth teeth, and death wish. Nah. U see a grandma wearing a pink tank top and she got a nice tan sipping a Starbucks coffee grinning at u as she pass u going NINETY FUCKING FIVE. And she got a semi truck coming right at her and she smiling at him and he smiling back at her and then he smiling at YOU like "IF HE DIES HE DIES" *Russian dude from Rocky voice. AF*. What's crazy is u could have to be somewhere 200 miles away and as long as U don't get eaten alive by a rattlesnake at a rest stop ... πŸ€— ... that's two hours of driving flat. In Chicago that's three hours easy. U feel me? I'm not mad at this speedracing-ass, colossal, somewhat inconsequential oversized land mass of a state. So to conclude: Montana girls got fat asses and drive they white Denali SUVs like they Italian race car drivers WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Alive, and Ass: True Love, 13 Years Later.
 @DrSmashlove
People visit Chicago from smaller towns and be like "omg people in Chicago drive crazy", "wow, y'all honk so much, why you always honking", "sheesh Chicago drivers are nuts they always speeding why they so reckless." Ok. Nah. Hell nah. Y'all ain't seen crazy TILL U BEEN TO MF MONTANA πŸ˜‚. See in Chicago ALL highways got a 55 miles per hour speed limit. So somebody go 80 and they look crazy AF. In Montana tho? The SPEED LIMIT IS 80 😫. Ok...so what if u go 80? That's the speed limit, u good - right? Bruh. The person behind u won't honk. They won't press u. They will simply drive like they attached to your bumper for a few miles. Then they will pass u by swerving left into ONCOMING TRAFFIC ON A HIGHWAY THAT RUNS ALONG A CLIFF OF A MOUNTAIN AND PASS U. U look over and u think u finna see a crazy ass redneck with a bad mullet, meth teeth, and death wish. Nah. U see a grandma wearing a pink tank top and she got a nice tan sipping a Starbucks coffee grinning at u as she pass u going NINETY FUCKING FIVE. And she got a semi truck coming right at her and she smiling at him and he smiling back at her and then he smiling at YOU like "IF HE DIES HE DIES" *Russian dude from Rocky voice. AF*. What's crazy is u could have to be somewhere 200 miles away and as long as U don't get eaten alive by a rattlesnake at a rest stop ... πŸ€— ... that's two hours of driving flat. In Chicago that's three hours easy. U feel me? I'm not mad at this speedracing-ass, colossal, somewhat inconsequential oversized land mass of a state. So to conclude: Montana girls got fat asses and drive they white Denali SUVs like they Italian race car drivers WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

People visit Chicago from smaller towns and be like "omg people in Chicago drive crazy", "wow, y'all honk so much, why you always honking", ...