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Take A: Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.
Take A: Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.

Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.

Take A: Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.
Take A: Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.

Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.

Take A: It is critical we take a photo immediately
Take A: It is critical we take a photo immediately

It is critical we take a photo immediately

Take A: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!
Take A: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

Take A: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!
Take A: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

Take A: Will Smith and Jimmy take a walk down memory lane while they rap the History of Will Smith.
Take A: Will Smith and Jimmy take a walk down memory lane while they rap the History of Will Smith.

Will Smith and Jimmy take a walk down memory lane while they rap the History of Will Smith.

Take A: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can鈥檛 push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you鈥檙e like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It鈥檚 small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It鈥檚 so simple but the door does not move. You can鈥檛 see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can鈥檛 recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That鈥檚 why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I鈥檝e unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn鈥檛 budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I鈥檓 home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you鈥檙e not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?聽聽 Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it鈥檚 one of the reasons they have axes; it鈥檚 entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don鈥檛 fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Take A: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can鈥檛 push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you鈥檙e like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It鈥檚 small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It鈥檚 so simple but the door does not move. 
You can鈥檛 see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can鈥檛 recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That鈥檚 why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I鈥檝e unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn鈥檛 budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I鈥檓 home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you鈥檙e not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?聽聽

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it鈥檚 one of the reasons they have axes; it鈥檚 entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don鈥檛 fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators...

Take A: Joey Saladino O @JoeySalads 路 25 Sep If Trump gets impeached, I will donate my Left testicle to medical research. You can quote me on this. t7 748 957 3,583 Trevisaurus Rex @Trevisaur 路 23s Pay up, you piss-drinking nazi. littlebabypubert: threadzless: aphony-cree: bscully: swevicki: dude-its-liz: libertybill: Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it. Bullshit.聽He didn鈥檛. He鈥檚 pulling a PR stunt right now. From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn鈥檛 exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check鈥?) 鈥淪incerely, Dick N bawls鈥? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn鈥檛 seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar聽 should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that鈥檚 exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao Also this: Where鈥檚 that Testicle Association you鈥檙e speaking of? That NTA logo on the letterhead is from the Nutritional Therapy Association (x) If you expected a nazi to act with integrity you haven鈥檛 been paying attention This website is sooo fucking unbelievably stupid imagine needing an entire dissertation to understand that this neo-nazi did not actually donate his left testicle to the聽鈥淣ational Testicle Association鈥 and produce a document signed by a real man named Dick N Bawls
Take A: Joey Saladino O @JoeySalads 路 25 Sep
 If Trump gets impeached, I will donate my Left
 testicle to medical research.
 You can quote me on this.
 t7 748
 957
 3,583
 Trevisaurus Rex @Trevisaur 路 23s
 Pay up, you piss-drinking nazi.
littlebabypubert:

threadzless:

aphony-cree:

bscully:

swevicki:

dude-its-liz:


libertybill:







Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.


Bullshit.聽He didn鈥檛. He鈥檚 pulling a PR stunt right now.


From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn鈥檛 exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check鈥?)
鈥淪incerely, Dick N bawls鈥? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible
everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn鈥檛 seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar聽 should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that鈥檚 exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao

Also this:
Where鈥檚 that Testicle Association you鈥檙e speaking of?

That NTA logo on the letterhead is from the Nutritional Therapy Association (x)



If you expected a nazi to act with integrity you haven鈥檛 been paying attention 

This website is sooo fucking unbelievably stupid imagine needing an entire dissertation to understand that this neo-nazi did not actually donate his left testicle to the聽鈥淣ational Testicle Association鈥 and produce a document signed by a real man named Dick N Bawls

littlebabypubert: threadzless: aphony-cree: bscully: swevicki: dude-its-liz: libertybill: Ok but damn you gotto give it to...