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syphilis: nicejewishguy Wtf is sephora sounds scary elasticlove isn't that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy venatus no your thinking of sephiroth, sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels punlich No you're thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second year college or high school student one-eyed-pom No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself. lethalneuroses no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze. waffle-sorter No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures. leeshajoy You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices. animatedamerican You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar. 54hhertzof You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/ or assisting Steel to fight against time's intrusions into our realm. rareandradiant-maiden No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac- tually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom. jewishdragon No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt osheamobile No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin princelesscomic No, you're thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers optimysticals No, you're thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall's sister flatbear No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora s a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora. corruptinnocent No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness. mettatonsbutt No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a fucking makeup store you dipshits. What is Sephora? by Insomniac-Bunny MORE MEMES
syphilis: nicejewishguy
 Wtf is sephora
 sounds scary
 elasticlove
 isn't that the guy with the long white hair from
 final fantasy
 venatus
 no your thinking of sephiroth,
 sephora is an angel belonging to the highest
 order of angels
 punlich
 No you're thinking of a Seraph
 A sephora is a second year college or high
 school student
 one-eyed-pom
 No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora
 is when you use your phone to take a picture
 of yourself.
 lethalneuroses
 no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a
 calm breeze.
 waffle-sorter
 No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora
 is one of those Greek vases with the two
 handles and the pictures.
 leeshajoy
 You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the
 web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
 animatedamerican
 You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an
 informal term for the seven-week period
 of counting the days between Pesach and
 Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
 54hhertzof
 You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright
 blue gemstone best known for combining
 with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the
 Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/
 or assisting Steel to fight against time's
 intrusions into our realm.
 rareandradiant-maiden
 No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac-
 tually a part of a flower; it protects the flower
 in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
 jewishdragon
 No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the
 wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people
 out of Egypt
 osheamobile
 No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was
 an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of
 lady-lovin
 princelesscomic
 No, you're thinking of Sappho.
 Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx
 brothers
 optimysticals
 No, you're thinking of Zeppo.
 Sephora is the Heimdall's sister
 flatbear
 No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora
 s a venereal disease that turns your brain
 to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy
 external features like the nose. Famous
 gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
 corruptinnocent
 No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that
 radiant feeling you get when you have found
 perfect peace and happiness.
 mettatonsbutt
 No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a
 fucking makeup store you dipshits.
What is Sephora? by Insomniac-Bunny
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What is Sephora? by Insomniac-Bunny MORE MEMES

syphilis: nicejewishguy Wtf is sephora sounds scary elasticlove isn't that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy venatus no your thinking of sephiroth, sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels punlich No you're thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second year college or high school student one-eyed-pom No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself. lethalneuroses no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze. waffle-sorter No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures. leeshajoy You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices. animatedamerican You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar. 54hhertzof You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/ or assisting Steel to fight against time's intrusions into our realm. rareandradiant-maiden No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac- tually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom. jewishdragon No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt osheamobile No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin princelesscomic No, you're thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers optimysticals No, you're thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall's sister flatbear No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora s a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora. corruptinnocent No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness. mettatonsbutt No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a fucking makeup store you dipshits. What is Sephora? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YlOTog
syphilis: nicejewishguy
 Wtf is sephora
 sounds scary
 elasticlove
 isn't that the guy with the long white hair from
 final fantasy
 venatus
 no your thinking of sephiroth,
 sephora is an angel belonging to the highest
 order of angels
 punlich
 No you're thinking of a Seraph
 A sephora is a second year college or high
 school student
 one-eyed-pom
 No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora
 is when you use your phone to take a picture
 of yourself.
 lethalneuroses
 no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a
 calm breeze.
 waffle-sorter
 No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora
 is one of those Greek vases with the two
 handles and the pictures.
 leeshajoy
 You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the
 web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
 animatedamerican
 You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an
 informal term for the seven-week period
 of counting the days between Pesach and
 Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
 54hhertzof
 You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright
 blue gemstone best known for combining
 with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the
 Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/
 or assisting Steel to fight against time's
 intrusions into our realm.
 rareandradiant-maiden
 No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac-
 tually a part of a flower; it protects the flower
 in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
 jewishdragon
 No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the
 wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people
 out of Egypt
 osheamobile
 No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was
 an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of
 lady-lovin
 princelesscomic
 No, you're thinking of Sappho.
 Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx
 brothers
 optimysticals
 No, you're thinking of Zeppo.
 Sephora is the Heimdall's sister
 flatbear
 No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora
 s a venereal disease that turns your brain
 to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy
 external features like the nose. Famous
 gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
 corruptinnocent
 No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that
 radiant feeling you get when you have found
 perfect peace and happiness.
 mettatonsbutt
 No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a
 fucking makeup store you dipshits.
What is Sephora? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YlOTog

What is Sephora? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YlOTog

syphilis: . . . and Their Pecadilloes Sex (20 children), pride, temper Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene, ach Beethoven temper erg Brahms Chopin Sex (affair with married woman) Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper Sex with transvestite (George Sand [a woman]) Sex (French, wasn't he?) ebussy Janacek Sex (affair with much younger married woman Liszt Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a mon Mozart Money, dirty jokes, billiards Booze ussorgsky Puccini Rachmaninoff Saint-Saens Schubert Schumann Sex (multiple adulteries) Humorlessness, crewcut Sex (homosexual pederasty) Sex (died of syphilis at age 32) Mental health (went mad, jumped in Rhine, died of syphilis) Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of syphilis) Sex (homosexual) Smetana Tchaikovsky erdi Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina) Sex (with friends' wives), greed, anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing on debts, hemorrhoids Sex (went mad, died of syphilis) agner Wolf hellahotlancelot: libertarirynn: sarahtheflutist: “Composers and their Pecadilloes”, Who’s Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos. Also I’m frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozart’s list when it’s on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin. Peccadilloes means an unimportant sin, right? How is Bach having sex with 20 children unimportant? Or am I missing something here? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.Bach had 20 children, he did not have sex with 20 children.
syphilis: . . .
 and Their Pecadilloes
 Sex (20 children), pride, temper
 Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
 ach
 Beethoven
 temper
 erg
 Brahms
 Chopin
 Sex (affair with married woman)
 Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
 Sex with transvestite (George Sand
 [a woman])
 Sex (French, wasn't he?)
 ebussy
 Janacek
 Sex (affair with much younger married
 woman
 Liszt
 Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
 mon
 Mozart
 Money, dirty jokes, billiards
 Booze
 ussorgsky
 Puccini
 Rachmaninoff
 Saint-Saens
 Schubert
 Schumann
 Sex (multiple adulteries)
 Humorlessness, crewcut
 Sex (homosexual pederasty)
 Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
 Mental health (went mad, jumped in
 Rhine, died of syphilis)
 Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
 syphilis)
 Sex (homosexual)
 Smetana
 Tchaikovsky
 erdi
 Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
 Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
 anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
 on debts, hemorrhoids
 Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
 agner
 Wolf
hellahotlancelot:
libertarirynn:

sarahtheflutist:
“Composers and their Pecadilloes”, Who’s Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.
Also I’m frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozart’s list when it’s on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.

Peccadilloes means an unimportant sin, right? How is Bach having sex with 20 children unimportant? Or am I missing something here?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.Bach had 20 children, he did not have sex with 20 children.

hellahotlancelot: libertarirynn: sarahtheflutist: “Composers and their Pecadilloes”, Who’s Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh T...

syphilis: Treatment Can it be cured? Yes Chlamydia Antibiotics azithromycin, doxycycline, erythromycin, levofloxacin or ofloxacin Gonorrhea Yes Antibiotics usually ceftriaxone and azithromycin but antibiotic resistance is increasing Hepatitis B 3 No Antiviral drugs and but most people will recover on their own; about 5% become chronically infected immune modulators tenofovir, entecavir, PEGylated interferon Hepatitis C So Sometimes cure rates are not 100% but a cure is possible Antiviral drugs drug choice depends on specific genotype of virus Herpes 0 but outbreaks usually reduce in severity/frequency over time (even without treatment) Antiviral drugs acyclovir, valacyclovir, and famciclovir Highly Active Antiretroviral Therapy (HAART) many different drug "cocktails" HIV/AIDS No but treatment greatly extends life expectancy (up to 50 years after diagnosis) No but most people will recover on their own; cancer screening is important Yes HPV None but genital warts can be removed Pubic Lice Topical treatment permethrin or pyrethrins with piperonyl butoxide Antibiotics penicillin, doxycycline, tetracycline Syphilis Yes Trichomoniasis Yes Antiparasitic medication metronidazole pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one.  (The answer is not “you give up because your life is over.”)  So here, have some education! Click to make text bigger.
syphilis: Treatment
 Can it be
 cured?
 Yes
 Chlamydia
 Antibiotics
 azithromycin, doxycycline,
 erythromycin, levofloxacin or
 ofloxacin
 Gonorrhea
 Yes
 Antibiotics
 usually ceftriaxone and
 azithromycin
 but antibiotic resistance is
 increasing
 Hepatitis B
 3 No
 Antiviral drugs and
 but most people will recover on
 their own; about 5% become
 chronically infected
 immune modulators
 tenofovir, entecavir, PEGylated
 interferon
 Hepatitis C So
 Sometimes
 cure rates are not 100% but a cure
 is possible
 Antiviral drugs
 drug choice depends on specific
 genotype of virus
 Herpes
 0
 but outbreaks usually reduce in
 severity/frequency over time (even
 without treatment)
 Antiviral drugs
 acyclovir, valacyclovir, and
 famciclovir
 Highly Active
 Antiretroviral
 Therapy (HAART)
 many different drug "cocktails"
 HIV/AIDS
 No
 but treatment greatly extends life
 expectancy (up to 50 years after
 diagnosis)
 No
 but most people will recover on
 their own; cancer screening is
 important
 Yes
 HPV
 None
 but genital warts can be removed
 Pubic Lice
 Topical
 treatment
 permethrin or pyrethrins with
 piperonyl butoxide
 Antibiotics
 penicillin, doxycycline, tetracycline
 Syphilis
 Yes
 Trichomoniasis
 Yes
 Antiparasitic
 medication
 metronidazole
pervocracy:
I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already have one.  (The answer is not “you give up because your life is over.”)  So here, have some education!
Click to make text bigger.

pervocracy: I feel like there’s a lot of infographics out there about STI prevention, but not enough about what happens if you already ha...

syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission
syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
laughoutloud-club:

Quite The Reasons For Admission

laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission

syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>
syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/170236009410/quite-the-reasons-for-admission" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Quite The Reasons For Admission</p></blockquote>

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syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES laughoutloud-club: Quite The Reasons For Admission
syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
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Quite The Reasons For Admission

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syphilis: <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170744530739/black-history-month-day-10-gospelblues-singer" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Black history month day 10: Gospel/Blues singer Blind Willie Johnson.</p> <p>Johnson was born to sharecroppers in a small town near Waco, Texas on January 25, 1897. His mother died when he was only 4, and his father remarried. When he was five years old his father gave him a cigar box guitar as his first instrument. He was not born blind, but acquired the condition early in life. It is unclear exactly how, although some historians agree that he was blinded after being splashed in the face with a caustic liquid by his stepmother. Other theories are that he was wearing the wrong glasses or that he viewed a partial solar eclipse that was visible over Texas in 1905. At any rate, Johnson became a musician and street preacher, earning change on street corners for his performances. In 1927 he recorded several sessions at a pop up studio with talent scout Frank Buckley Walker, Who also discovered stars such as Hank Williams. Johnson was given $50 for each usable side, plus a bonus for relinquishing any royalties from the sales of the records.</p> <p>He had four more recording sessions and a fairly successful career as a recording artist and street preacher until the great depression minimized his audience. In 1945, his home was destroyed by a fire but he continued to live in the ruins as he had nowhere else to go. Because of these living conditions he was exposed to the humidity and contracted malarial fever. The local hospitals would not admit him, either because of his visual impairment or because of his race. Over the course of the year his condition steadily worsened and he died on September 18, 1945. His death certificate reported syphilis and blindness as contributing factors.</p> <p>Johnson’s music was revived in the 1960s thanks in large part to his inclusion on Harry Smith’s Anthology of American Folk Music in 1952 and the efforts of the blues guitarist Reverend Gary Davis, a highly regarded figure in New York’s blossoming folk scene who taught Johnson’s music to young musicians. This led to his music being re-interpreted by acts like Peter, Paul and Mary and Bob Dylan. </p> <p>This is the only known picture of Blind Willie Johnson.</p></blockquote> <p>And I just have to include one of his most famous songs, in fact one that was selected by Carl Sagan and others to be placed on Voyager 1 (which is now the furthest man-made object from earth at over 10,000,000,000 miles away) in case extraterrestrial beings ever came across it and wanted to learn something about the people of earth. No words, just plaintive humming. Meant to represent abject and total loneliness: <a href="https://youtu.be/BNj2BXW852g">https://youtu.be/BNj2BXW852g</a></p>
syphilis: <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170744530739/black-history-month-day-10-gospelblues-singer" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Black history month day 10: Gospel/Blues singer Blind Willie Johnson.</p>

<p>Johnson was born to sharecroppers in a small town near Waco, Texas on January 25, 1897. His mother died when he was only 4, and his father remarried. When he was five years old his father gave him a cigar box guitar as his first instrument. He was not born blind, but acquired the condition early in life. It is unclear exactly how, although some historians agree that he was blinded after being splashed in the face with a caustic liquid by his stepmother. Other theories are that he was wearing the wrong glasses or that he viewed a partial solar eclipse that was visible over Texas in 1905. At any rate, Johnson became a musician and street preacher, earning change on street corners for his performances. In 1927 he recorded several sessions at a pop up studio with talent scout Frank Buckley Walker, Who also discovered stars such as Hank Williams. Johnson was given $50 for each usable side, plus a bonus for relinquishing any royalties from the sales of the records.</p>

<p>He had four more recording sessions and a fairly successful career as a recording artist and street preacher until the great depression minimized his audience. In 1945, his home was destroyed by a fire but he continued to live in the ruins as he had nowhere else to go. Because of these living conditions he was exposed to the humidity and contracted malarial fever. The local hospitals would not admit him, either because of his visual impairment or because of his race. Over the course of the year his condition steadily worsened and he died on September 18, 1945. His death certificate reported syphilis and blindness as contributing factors.</p>

<p>Johnson’s music was revived in the 1960s thanks in large part to his inclusion on Harry Smith’s Anthology of American Folk Music in 1952 and the efforts of the blues guitarist Reverend Gary Davis, a highly regarded figure in New York’s blossoming folk scene who taught Johnson’s music to young musicians. This led to his music being re-interpreted by acts like Peter, Paul and Mary and Bob Dylan. </p>

<p>This is the only known picture of Blind Willie Johnson.</p></blockquote>

<p>And I just have to include one of his most famous songs, in fact one that was selected by Carl Sagan and others to be placed on Voyager 1 (which is now the furthest man-made object from earth at over 10,000,000,000 miles away) in case extraterrestrial beings ever came across it and wanted to learn something about the people of earth. No words, just plaintive humming. Meant to represent abject and total loneliness: <a href="https://youtu.be/BNj2BXW852g">https://youtu.be/BNj2BXW852g</a></p>

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syphilis: <p>Black history month day 10: Gospel/Blues singer Blind Willie Johnson.</p> <p>Johnson was born to sharecroppers in a small town near Waco, Texas on January 25, 1897. His mother died when he was only 4, and his father remarried. When he was five years old his father gave him a cigar box guitar as his first instrument. He was not born blind, but acquired the condition early in life. It is unclear exactly how, although some historians agree that he was blinded after being splashed in the face with a caustic liquid by his stepmother. Other theories are that he was wearing the wrong glasses or that he viewed a partial solar eclipse that was visible over Texas in 1905. At any rate, Johnson became a musician and street preacher, earning change on street corners for his performances. In 1927 he recorded several sessions at a pop up studio with talent scout Frank Buckley Walker, Who also discovered stars such as Hank Williams. Johnson was given $50 for each usable side, plus a bonus for relinquishing any royalties from the sales of the records.</p> <p>He had four more recording sessions and a fairly successful career as a recording artist and street preacher until the great depression minimized his audience. In 1945, his home was destroyed by a fire but he continued to live in the ruins as he had nowhere else to go. Because of these living conditions he was exposed to the humidity and contracted malarial fever. The local hospitals would not admit him, either because of his visual impairment or because of his race. Over the course of the year his condition steadily worsened and he died on September 18, 1945. His death certificate reported syphilis and blindness as contributing factors.</p> <p>Johnson&rsquo;s music was revived in the 1960s thanks in large part to his inclusion on Harry Smith&rsquo;s Anthology of American Folk Music in 1952 and the efforts of the blues guitarist Reverend Gary Davis, a highly regarded figure in New York&rsquo;s blossoming folk scene who taught Johnson&rsquo;s music to young musicians. This led to his music being re-interpreted by acts like Peter, Paul and Mary and Bob Dylan. </p> <p>This is the only known picture of Blind Willie Johnson.</p>
syphilis: <p>Black history month day 10: Gospel/Blues singer Blind Willie Johnson.</p>

<p>Johnson was born to sharecroppers in a small town near Waco, Texas on January 25, 1897. His mother died when he was only 4, and his father remarried. When he was five years old his father gave him a cigar box guitar as his first instrument. He was not born blind, but acquired the condition early in life. It is unclear exactly how, although some historians agree that he was blinded after being splashed in the face with a caustic liquid by his stepmother. Other theories are that he was wearing the wrong glasses or that he viewed a partial solar eclipse that was visible over Texas in 1905. At any rate, Johnson became a musician and street preacher, earning change on street corners for his performances. In 1927 he recorded several sessions at a pop up studio with talent scout Frank Buckley Walker, Who also discovered stars such as Hank Williams. Johnson was given $50 for each usable side, plus a bonus for relinquishing any royalties from the sales of the records.</p>

<p>He had four more recording sessions and a fairly successful career as a recording artist and street preacher until the great depression minimized his audience. In 1945, his home was destroyed by a fire but he continued to live in the ruins as he had nowhere else to go. Because of these living conditions he was exposed to the humidity and contracted malarial fever. The local hospitals would not admit him, either because of his visual impairment or because of his race. Over the course of the year his condition steadily worsened and he died on September 18, 1945. His death certificate reported syphilis and blindness as contributing factors.</p>

<p>Johnson&rsquo;s music was revived in the 1960s thanks in large part to his inclusion on Harry Smith&rsquo;s Anthology of American Folk Music in 1952 and the efforts of the blues guitarist Reverend Gary Davis, a highly regarded figure in New York&rsquo;s blossoming folk scene who taught Johnson&rsquo;s music to young musicians. This led to his music being re-interpreted by acts like Peter, Paul and Mary and Bob Dylan. </p>

<p>This is the only known picture of Blind Willie Johnson.</p>

<p>Black history month day 10: Gospel/Blues singer Blind Willie Johnson.</p> <p>Johnson was born to sharecroppers in a small town near W...

syphilis: REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 DISSOLUTE HABITS DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WA TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION . GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION MENSTRUAL DERANGED IT NOVEL READING OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS. TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENT BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDY RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SALVATION ARMY SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELE ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES actionables: doomy: topsecretumbreonage: Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889 Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and Disappointment kicked in head by horse menstrual deranged and masturbation for 30 years
syphilis: REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 DISSOLUTE HABITS
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WA
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION .
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 IT
 NOVEL READING
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS.
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDY
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SALVATION ARMY
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELE ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
actionables:

doomy:

topsecretumbreonage:

Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889

Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and Disappointment


kicked in head by horse

menstrual deranged and masturbation for 30 years

actionables: doomy: topsecretumbreonage: Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889 Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and...

syphilis: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.
syphilis: me when my pet does literally
 anything
I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.

I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name wa...

syphilis: nicejewishguy Wtf is sephora It sounds scary elasticlove isn't that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy venatus no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels punlich No you're thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second year college or high school student one-eyed-pom No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself lethalneuroses no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze waffle-sorter No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures leeshajoy You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices. animatedamerican You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar hhertzof You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/ or assisting Steel to fight against time's intrusions into our realm. rareandradiant-maiden No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac- tually a part of a flower, it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom. jewishdragon No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt osheamobile No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin' princelesscomic No, you're thinking of Sappho Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers. optimysticals No, you're thinking of Zeppo Sephora is the Heimdall's sister flatbear No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora. corruptinnocent No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness. mettatonsbutt No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a fucking makeup store you dipshits. A sephora is a chemical element with symbol S and atomic number 16.
syphilis: nicejewishguy
 Wtf is sephora
 It sounds scary
 elasticlove
 isn't that the guy with the long white hair from
 final fantasy
 venatus
 no your thinking of sephiroth,
 a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest
 order of angels
 punlich
 No you're thinking of a Seraph
 A sephora is a second year college or high
 school student
 one-eyed-pom
 No, you're thinking of sophomore. A sephora
 is when you use your phone to take a picture
 of yourself
 lethalneuroses
 no, you're thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a
 calm breeze
 waffle-sorter
 No, you're thinking of a zephyr. A sephora
 is one of those Greek vases with the two
 handles and the pictures
 leeshajoy
 You're thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the
 web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
 animatedamerican
 You're thinking of Safari. Sephora is an
 informal term for the seven-week period
 of counting the days between Pesach and
 Shavuot in the Jewish calendar
 hhertzof
 You're thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright
 blue gemstone best known for combining
 with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the
 Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/
 or assisting Steel to fight against time's
 intrusions into our realm.
 rareandradiant-maiden
 No, you're thinking of sapphire. Sephora is ac-
 tually a part of a flower, it protects the flower
 in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
 jewishdragon
 No, you're thinking of sepal. Sephora is the
 wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people
 out of Egypt
 osheamobile
 No, you're thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was
 an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of
 lady-lovin'
 princelesscomic
 No, you're thinking of Sappho
 Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx
 brothers.
 optimysticals
 No, you're thinking of Zeppo
 Sephora is the Heimdall's sister
 flatbear
 No no no guys, you're thinking of Sif. Sephora
 is a venereal disease that turns your brain
 to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy
 external features like the nose. Famous
 gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
 corruptinnocent
 No, you're thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that
 radiant feeling you get when you have found
 perfect peace and happiness.
 mettatonsbutt
 No, you're thinking of euphoria. Sephora's a
 fucking makeup store you dipshits.
A sephora is a chemical element with symbol S and atomic number 16.

A sephora is a chemical element with symbol S and atomic number 16.

syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential metal band names... REASONS FOR ADMISSION 1864 TO 1889 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE HYSTERIA IMMORAL LIFE IMPRISONMENT JEALOUSY AND RELIGION LAZINESS MARRIAGE OF SON MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION MENSTRUAL DERANGED MENTAL EXCITEMENT NOVEL READING NYMPHOMANIA OPIUM HABIT OVER ACTION OF THE MIND OVER STUDY OF RELIGION OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS PARENTS WERE COUSINS PERIODICAL FITS TOBACCO & MASTURBATION POLITICAL EXCITEMENT POLITICS RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND ASTHMA BAD COMPANY BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY BAD WHISKEY BLOODY FLUX BRAIN FEVER BUSINESS NERVES CARBONIC ACID GAS CONGESTION OF BRAIN DEATH OF SONS IN WAR DECOYED INTO THE ARMY DERANGED MASTURBATION DESERTION BY HUSBAND DOMESTIC AFFLICTION DOMESTIC TROUBLE DROPSY EGOTISM EPILEPTIC FITS EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY EXPOSURE IN ARMY FEVER AND JEALOUSY FIGHTING FIRE SUPPRESSION OF MENSES THE WAR TIME OF LIFE UTERINE DERANGEMENT VENEREAL EXCESSES VICIOUS VICES WOMEN TROUBLE SUPERSTITION SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER SMALL POX SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS SPINAL IRRITATION GATHERING IN THE HEAD GREEDINESS GUNSHOT WOUND HARD STUDy RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER SCARLATINA SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT SELF ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS SEXUAL DERANGEMENT FALSE CONFINEMENT FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR FEMALE DISEASE DISSIPATION OF NERVES <p>Quite The Reasons For Admission.</p>
syphilis: This list of reasons for admission to a lunatic
 asylum in the 1800s reads like a list of potential
 metal band names...
 REASONS FOR ADMISSION
 1864 TO 1889
 INTEMPERANCE & BUSINESS TROUBLE DISSOLUTE HABITS
 KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE
 HEREDITARY PREDISPOSITION
 ILL TREATMENT BY HUSBAND
 IMAGINARY FEMALE TROUBLE
 HYSTERIA
 IMMORAL LIFE
 IMPRISONMENT
 JEALOUSY AND RELIGION
 LAZINESS
 MARRIAGE OF SON
 MASTURBATION & SYPHILIS
 MASTURBATION FOR 30 YEARS
 MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONCEPTION SUPPRESSED MASTURBATION
 MENSTRUAL DERANGED
 MENTAL EXCITEMENT
 NOVEL READING
 NYMPHOMANIA
 OPIUM HABIT
 OVER ACTION OF THE MIND
 OVER STUDY OF RELIGION
 OVER TAXING MENTAL POWERS
 PARENTS WERE COUSINS
 PERIODICAL FITS
 TOBACCO & MASTURBATION
 POLITICAL EXCITEMENT
 POLITICS
 RELIGIOUS ENTHUSIASM
 FEVER AND LOSS OF LAW SUIT
 FITS AND DESERTION OF HUSBAND
 ASTHMA
 BAD COMPANY
 BAD HABITS & POLITICAL EXCITEMENTSALVATION ARMY
 BAD WHISKEY
 BLOODY FLUX
 BRAIN FEVER
 BUSINESS NERVES
 CARBONIC ACID GAS
 CONGESTION OF BRAIN
 DEATH OF SONS IN WAR
 DECOYED INTO THE ARMY
 DERANGED MASTURBATION
 DESERTION BY HUSBAND
 DOMESTIC AFFLICTION
 DOMESTIC TROUBLE
 DROPSY
 EGOTISM
 EPILEPTIC FITS
 EXCESSIVE SEXUAL ABUSE
 EXCITEMENT AS OFFICER
 EXPOSURE AND HEREDITARY
 EXPOSURE AND QUACKERY
 EXPOSURE IN ARMY
 FEVER AND JEALOUSY
 FIGHTING FIRE
 SUPPRESSION OF MENSES
 THE WAR
 TIME OF LIFE
 UTERINE DERANGEMENT
 VENEREAL EXCESSES
 VICIOUS VICES
 WOMEN TROUBLE
 SUPERSTITION
 SHOOTING OF DAUGHTER
 SMALL POX
 SNUFF EATING FOR 2 YEARS
 SPINAL IRRITATION
 GATHERING IN THE HEAD
 GREEDINESS
 GUNSHOT WOUND
 HARD STUDy
 RUMOR OF HUSBAND MURDER
 SCARLATINA
 SEDUCTION & DISAPPOINTMENT
 SELF ABUSE
 SEXUAL ABUSE & STIMULANTS
 SEXUAL DERANGEMENT
 FALSE CONFINEMENT
 FEEBLENESS OF INTELLECT
 FELL FROM HORSE IN WAR
 FEMALE DISEASE
 DISSIPATION OF NERVES
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