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Troll, Technology, and Swiss: Bridge troll is defeated by modern technology (Swiss Alps, ca. 1960)
Troll, Technology, and Swiss: Bridge troll is defeated by modern technology (Swiss Alps, ca. 1960)

Bridge troll is defeated by modern technology (Swiss Alps, ca. 1960)

Cute, James Bond, and Shit: LEATHERDOS aerois: glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckingguy: captcreate: odditymall: The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge. —-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool This some of that James Bond shit. Swiss Army Hairclip Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be? FINALLY!!! Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off. this is some Kingsman shit right here @mysterysolver Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay. I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.  This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done. Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious
Cute, James Bond, and Shit: LEATHERDOS
aerois:

glitterdustedwren:

somajesticdonki:

fearlessjones:

naamahdarling:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.
—-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!


Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.


this is some Kingsman shit right here


@mysterysolver

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.
I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 
This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious

aerois: glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckinggu...

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant
Tumblr, Army, and Blog: novelty-gift-ideas:

Swiss Army Knife Giant

novelty-gift-ideas: Swiss Army Knife Giant

Memes, Mexico, and Montana: 6 Negara Ini Mengizinkan Warganya untuk Bunuh Diri atau Disuntik Mati HUMANDoD 1. Belanda. Pada bulan April 2002, Belanda menjadi negara pertama yang melegalkan prkatik suntik mati dan asistensi bunuh diri. Satu aturan ketat yang harus ditaati: pemohon bunuh diri haruslah orang yang menderita sakit tak tertahankan, sakit yang tidak bisa disembuhkan dan permintaan harus dibuat oleh pasien dalam kesadaran penuh.bDalam praktik ini, pasien dengan harapan hidup dua minggu atau kurang akan dibuat koma dengan sengaja lalu semua alat bantu dan nutrisinya akan ditarik. 2. Perancis. Euthanasia dan asistensi bunuh diri masih bertentangan dengan hukum, meski presiden Francois Hollande dulu berjanji untuk memikirkan pentingnya hak mati. Tapi hukum Leonetti tahun 2005 memperkenalkan konsep hak untuk dibiarkan mati. Dalam kondisi pasien yang terburuk, dokter bisa memutuskan untuk membatasi atau menghentikan pengobatan. Bisa juga menggunakan obat untuk mempersingkat hidup karena kondisi pasien yang tak mungkin disembuhkan. 3. Amerika Serikat. Ada lima negara bagian Amerika Serikat yang mengizinkan dokter meresepkan dosis obat yang mematikan bagi pasien yang sakit parah. Oregon, Washington DC, Vermont, Montana dan New Mexico telah melegalkan praktik tersebut. Lada tahun 2013, sekiar 230 meninggal karena mengonsumsi obat yang mematikan itu. 4&5. Jerman dan Swiss Di Jerman dan Swiss, asistensi bunuh diri yang dibantu oleh dokter adalah kegiatan ilegal. Namun dalam keadaan tertentu, asistensi bunuh diri masih diperbolehkan. Di Jerman, pasien yang meminum obat mematikan tidak boleh dibantu siapa pun dan tidak boleh ada yang membimbing. Aturan di Swiss lebih longgar. Orang yang ingin melakukan asistensi bunuh diri diperbolehkan selama ada motif yang kuat. Bahkan Swiss memiliki organisasi asistensi bunuh diri seperti Dignitas dan Exit yang menyediakan layanan bantuan mati dengan biaya tertentu. 6. Belgia. Belgia mengesahkan undang-undang yang melegalkan suntik mati pada tahun 2002. Dokter dapat membantu pasien untuk mengakhiri hidup mereka dengan permintaan pasien. Ini hanya bisa dilakukan pada pasien dengan kondisi sakit yang tak tertahankan dan mustahil sembuh. Bagaimana, tertarik mencoba? Sumber: suar.id
Memes, Mexico, and Montana: 6 Negara Ini Mengizinkan
 Warganya untuk Bunuh Diri
 atau Disuntik Mati
HUMANDoD 1. Belanda. Pada bulan April 2002, Belanda menjadi negara pertama yang melegalkan prkatik suntik mati dan asistensi bunuh diri. Satu aturan ketat yang harus ditaati: pemohon bunuh diri haruslah orang yang menderita sakit tak tertahankan, sakit yang tidak bisa disembuhkan dan permintaan harus dibuat oleh pasien dalam kesadaran penuh.bDalam praktik ini, pasien dengan harapan hidup dua minggu atau kurang akan dibuat koma dengan sengaja lalu semua alat bantu dan nutrisinya akan ditarik. 2. Perancis. Euthanasia dan asistensi bunuh diri masih bertentangan dengan hukum, meski presiden Francois Hollande dulu berjanji untuk memikirkan pentingnya hak mati. Tapi hukum Leonetti tahun 2005 memperkenalkan konsep hak untuk dibiarkan mati. Dalam kondisi pasien yang terburuk, dokter bisa memutuskan untuk membatasi atau menghentikan pengobatan. Bisa juga menggunakan obat untuk mempersingkat hidup karena kondisi pasien yang tak mungkin disembuhkan. 3. Amerika Serikat. Ada lima negara bagian Amerika Serikat yang mengizinkan dokter meresepkan dosis obat yang mematikan bagi pasien yang sakit parah. Oregon, Washington DC, Vermont, Montana dan New Mexico telah melegalkan praktik tersebut. Lada tahun 2013, sekiar 230 meninggal karena mengonsumsi obat yang mematikan itu. 4&5. Jerman dan Swiss Di Jerman dan Swiss, asistensi bunuh diri yang dibantu oleh dokter adalah kegiatan ilegal. Namun dalam keadaan tertentu, asistensi bunuh diri masih diperbolehkan. Di Jerman, pasien yang meminum obat mematikan tidak boleh dibantu siapa pun dan tidak boleh ada yang membimbing. Aturan di Swiss lebih longgar. Orang yang ingin melakukan asistensi bunuh diri diperbolehkan selama ada motif yang kuat. Bahkan Swiss memiliki organisasi asistensi bunuh diri seperti Dignitas dan Exit yang menyediakan layanan bantuan mati dengan biaya tertentu. 6. Belgia. Belgia mengesahkan undang-undang yang melegalkan suntik mati pada tahun 2002. Dokter dapat membantu pasien untuk mengakhiri hidup mereka dengan permintaan pasien. Ini hanya bisa dilakukan pada pasien dengan kondisi sakit yang tak tertahankan dan mustahil sembuh. Bagaimana, tertarik mencoba? Sumber: suar.id

HUMANDoD 1. Belanda. Pada bulan April 2002, Belanda menjadi negara pertama yang melegalkan prkatik suntik mati dan asistensi bunuh diri. Sat...

Swiss, Nazi, and German: Unknown German Jew avoids Nazi captivity by escaping through the Swiss Alps (1939)
Swiss, Nazi, and German: Unknown German Jew avoids Nazi captivity by escaping through the Swiss Alps (1939)

Unknown German Jew avoids Nazi captivity by escaping through the Swiss Alps (1939)

Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message tindershwinder: Triple threat
Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
tindershwinder:

Triple threat

tindershwinder: Triple threat

Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI 100% 3:18 AM Vanessa Ok so want you to imagine we've got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with several wheels of cheddar cheese Now, just behind it, you'll see a reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500, this one filled with delicious gouda, still wrapped in wax, Behind that vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup SR5, freshly painted and with a load of fresh Bleu cheese in the back. Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge Ram 2500, the rear bed containing several large slices of Swiss cheese gently baking in the hot sun. Look I know it's not much but it's the best cheesy pick-up line I could come up with ngo Wow that was a mouthful and arn adventure Imfao Choose your own adventure! For a low energy effort segue from the line, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B, Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks! Anyways what are you up to B: I've got another mouthful for you here if you're up for it C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste inglés. Puedo intentar seguir flirteando en español pero mis habilidades españolas son pobres 6 min ng See it's times like this where I wish I knew spanish Btw this is amazing I'm very impressed Vanessa 54min ag0 For a low effort reply, read part A For an overly-sexual response, read part B. Para Español, sigue al C A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was possible to live down here without knowing any Spanish B: If I can get them digits I'll send you a photo of something else that'll impress C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos de humor tardio, normaimente soy mejor en este tipo de cosas 47 min、ago Omg I'm having my friend translate this Spanish me Choose your own adventure! A for standard low effort response, B for overly-sexual response, y C para Español A: Haha your friend will probably be able to tell you how bad my Spanish actually is. In fact, I've been using Google translate to help. But shh keep that on the down low... Our B: This Spanish friend of yours single? 1 always had a thing for C: Lo sentimos, pero Google translate ha detectado un error. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde. 4 min ago 1. My friend isn't a girl 2. Why you tryna get with my friend here when you're talking to 3. That spanish part was funny why'd you send me that Imfao Vanessa 26 min ago Choose your own adventure! A for standard response, B for overly- sexual response, y C para Español. A: My apologies, B can sometimes get a little out of hand. I'm not interested in the friend. It's just that B tries hard to be overly sexual and when the only thing in your reply was that you're having a friend translate, he had to run with it. He means well and deep down B is actually a mature and reasonable C: Has enviado demasiadas solicitudes de traducción. Por favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde min ag Boy you're ridiculous I can't keep up with 3 GIF a message Triple threat
Anaconda, Bad, and Energy: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
Triple threat

Triple threat