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Animals, Blade, and Fire: ricultu acilities including DO NOT use this fan in is stored or areas where livestoc DO NOT run power cord undert oultry or animals a v rugs, runners, or furniture or heavy objects to res th e cord. Do not or appliances. THE BLUE PLUGTM on your Lasko fan is a safety featu replaceable safety device (fuse) that should not be rem To reduce the risk of fire, electric shock and personal i remove, replace, repair or tamper with the originally su stopped functioning, it may be due to the safety device Call 800-233-0268, Monday -Friday, between 8:00 a.m. questions. If the plug warning label is missing or damage a replacement label. THIS FAN HAS A POLARIZED PLUG (one blade is wider s designed to fit into the outlet only one way. Match the outlet and FULLY INSERT. DO NOT attempt to bypass o If the plug does not fit in the outlet, consult a qualified e need to be replaced."To Reduce The Risk Of Fire or Ele This Fan With Any Solid-State Speed Control Device DO NOT use this fan outdoors, in or near a window or ne swimming pools, hot tubs or DO NOT depend on the ON/OFF switch as the sole mear he f servicing or when not in use an when moving, cleaning or servicing. ALWAYS to t NEVER operate any Fan with a damaged cord or plug or has been dropped or damaged in any manner. PERATİON dahildren unattended while there is wills orther-Resistant Mot LAng tharotary swich, set the desired Fan speod.r Worry-Free Window Use nge cord away from traffic area and where Plug the Fan into any standard 120V AC household outlet d. MAINTENANCE 1. To clean your Fan, use a soft cloth moistened with a mild PARTS IN WATER. Never use gas IMMERSE ELECTRICAL hard cleansers, etc. Be certain that the Fan 2. Lubrication is not required as your Fa 3. Store in a clean and dry area when n n has permanently lubrica not in use 3 Quiet Speeds CAUTION DO NOT OPERATE WITH FEET MI BACK OF For more information, please visit our website: www.laskoproducts.com Customer Service is available to assist you with product questions and replacement parts. Call toll-free 1-800-233-0268 Mondav thn Top-Mounted Controls
Animals, Blade, and Fire: ricultu acilities including
 DO NOT use this fan in
 is stored or areas where livestoc
 DO NOT run power cord undert
 oultry or animals a
 v rugs, runners, or
 furniture or heavy objects to res
 th
 e cord. Do not
 or appliances.
 THE BLUE PLUGTM on your Lasko fan is a safety featu
 replaceable safety device (fuse) that should not be rem
 To reduce the risk of fire, electric shock and personal i
 remove, replace, repair or tamper with the originally su
 stopped functioning, it may be due to the safety device
 Call 800-233-0268, Monday -Friday, between 8:00 a.m.
 questions. If the plug warning label is missing or damage
 a replacement label.
 THIS FAN HAS A POLARIZED PLUG (one blade is wider
 s designed to fit into the outlet only one way. Match the
 outlet and FULLY INSERT. DO NOT attempt to bypass o
 If the plug does not fit in the outlet, consult a qualified e
 need to be replaced."To Reduce The Risk Of Fire or Ele
 This Fan With Any Solid-State Speed Control Device
 DO NOT use this fan outdoors, in or near a window or ne
 swimming pools, hot tubs or
 DO NOT depend on the ON/OFF switch as the sole mear
 he f
 servicing or when not in use
 an when moving, cleaning or servicing. ALWAYS
 to t
 NEVER operate any Fan with a damaged cord or plug or
 has been dropped or damaged in any manner.
 PERATİON dahildren unattended while there is wills orther-Resistant Mot
 LAng tharotary swich, set the desired Fan speod.r Worry-Free Window Use
 nge cord
 away from traffic area and where
 Plug the Fan into any standard 120V AC household outlet
 d.
 MAINTENANCE
 1. To clean your Fan, use
 a soft cloth moistened with a mild
 PARTS IN WATER. Never use gas
 IMMERSE ELECTRICAL
 hard cleansers, etc. Be certain that the Fan
 2. Lubrication is not required as your Fa
 3. Store in a clean and dry area when n
 n has permanently lubrica
 not in use
 3 Quiet Speeds
 CAUTION
 DO NOT OPERATE WITH FEET MI
 BACK OF
 For more information,
 please visit our website:
 www.laskoproducts.com
 Customer Service is available
 to assist you with product
 questions and replacement
 parts. Call toll-free
 1-800-233-0268 Mondav thn
 Top-Mounted
 Controls
Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p <p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>
Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams
 @JordanKAdams97
 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a
 cook book, and all the kids had to come up
 with all the recipesso much better
 than I could've imagined

 Ethan's Eggs
 Serving: 10
 Prep time: 1 hour
 Cook time: 2 seconds
 Cost: $3.00
 Ingredients:
 Pancakes
 Sugar
 Skittles
 Ca
 Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse
 Bpe
 Instructions:
 " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it.
 You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI
 will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all
 the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put
 anything on them because that's how you makes
 eggs, with nothing."
 irs

 Ariana's Macaroni
 serving: 3 people
 prep time: 5 minutes
 Cook time: 5 minutes a day
 h Cost: I think $2
 Ingredients:
 Melted cheese
 Macaroni
 Appies
 trawberries, I like them because they are healthy
 Toys
 Backpack
 doll
 Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to
 think..oh yeah....the mall.
 oot
 Instructions:
 you
 First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in
 the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted
 eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like
 or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to
 leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a
 Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the
 swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home
 and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says,"
 why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni
 it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

 Joe's Tacos
 ng: I don't even know
 Serv
 prea time: like 45 minutes
 Cook time: I think 55 minutes
 Cost. i don't even know
 aredients:
 Get the meat and lettuce at HEB
 Taco shells are there too
 Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get
 more
 Lettuce
 Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato
 Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff
 Instructions:
 rst I
 change th
 onl
 on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I
 s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is
 don't
 sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I
 o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is
 co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are
 su
 eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke
 nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them
 do
 them
 know how
 cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn
 ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J
 on't lijke beans t
 I made candy and it t
 y and it turned brown. I dont
 r me think...one time
 want taco
 ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me
 one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how
 atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it."
 eat a burrito one
 to make

 Sebastiän s Pancakes
 Serving: 3
 Prep time: 10 minutes
 Cook time: 3 times
 Cost: $70
 Se
 VW
 ngredients
 Salt and that's it
 In
 Fl
 Be
 Where to buy: Walmart
 Instructions:
 You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin
 the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0
 you have to be careful. You make like, someth
 put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an
 finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have
 to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on
 ing and p
<p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>

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Animals, Bored, and Dove: God Pretty cloudy out there huh everyone? lol Like Comment Share Noah bye friends. see you in 40 days (if you're like, really good at swimming) Like Comment Share God likes floods 2 Noah, Noah's Wife, and Noah's extended family are at sea. Noah's Son I'm sooooooo000 bored. Like Comment Share Noah's Son is now in a relationship with Goats God Noah's Son is now single Party Todd gurgling sound Like Comment Share Noah's Wife Day 6. We've discovered that most of the animals are of the same sex so goodbye like half of the species. Like Comment Share God Jesus Christ... Noah do we look like zoologists to you? M Noah created the event dropped my phone in the ocean, need #s Noah's Son It's been 17 days and there are already 10,000 mosquitos on here. My ballsack looks like a prize fighter's face. Like Comment Share Noah God i think everyone is dead now, can you tone down the deluge a bit? Like Comment Share God Nah a few more days just to be safe Noah's Wife has joined the group Scurvy Survivors Noah whoa i think we hit an iceberg!? Like Comment Share God That was a mountain moron. Noah's Wife has changed her profile picture Like Comment Share Noah's Wife Everyone change their prof pic to give the dove good luck!!! Noah's Wife has changed her profile picture Like Comment Share Noah's Wife Well that didn't work for sh*t Noah's Son created the event If the dove comes back this time I'm just going to jump off this f*cking mountain 31 Noah dove didn't come back! let's just assume that that means he found a dry place to live and not that it drowned trying to find it's way back! Like Comment Share Noah's Son Time to repopulate the earth, ladies ;) God Flood over. I trust you people will never corrupt the earth again. Like Comment Share oa totes. our wicked days are behind us Noah likes drugs, prostitutes, and Hummers God Son of a... Like Comment Share
Animals, Bored, and Dove: God
 Pretty cloudy out there huh everyone? lol
 Like Comment Share
 Noah
 bye friends. see you in 40 days (if you're like, really good at swimming)
 Like Comment Share
 God likes floods
 2 Noah, Noah's Wife, and Noah's extended family are at sea.
 Noah's Son
 I'm sooooooo000 bored.
 Like Comment Share
 Noah's Son is now in a relationship with Goats
 God
 Noah's Son is now single
 Party Todd
 gurgling sound
 Like Comment Share
 Noah's Wife
 Day 6. We've discovered that most of the animals are of the same sex
 so goodbye like half of the species.
 Like Comment Share
 God
 Jesus Christ...
 Noah
 do we look like zoologists to you?
 M
 Noah created the event dropped my phone in the ocean, need #s
 Noah's Son
 It's been 17 days and there are already 10,000 mosquitos on here. My
 ballsack looks like a prize fighter's face.
 Like Comment Share
 Noah God
 i think everyone is dead now, can you tone down the deluge a bit?
 Like Comment Share
 God
 Nah a few more days just to be safe
 Noah's Wife has joined the group Scurvy Survivors
 Noah
 whoa i think we hit an iceberg!?
 Like Comment Share
 God
 That was a mountain moron.
 Noah's Wife has changed her profile picture
 Like Comment Share
 Noah's Wife
 Everyone change their prof pic to give the dove good luck!!!
 Noah's Wife has changed her profile picture
 Like Comment Share
 Noah's Wife
 Well that didn't work for sh*t
 Noah's Son created the event If the dove comes back this time
 I'm just going to jump off this f*cking mountain
 31
 Noah
 dove didn't come back! let's just assume that that means he found a
 dry place to live and not that it drowned trying to find it's way back!
 Like Comment Share
 Noah's Son
 Time to repopulate the earth, ladies ;)
 God
 Flood over. I trust you people will never corrupt the earth again.
 Like Comment Share
 oa
 totes. our wicked days are behind us
 Noah likes drugs, prostitutes, and Hummers
 God
 Son of a...
 Like Comment Share
Alive, America, and Bad: 8-A Thur, Apr. 23, 1970 THE NEWS AMERICAN Drunken Feathered Bums Attack St. Pete Citizens By BILL SLOCUM their own names. Nor their own WHEN OLDER, more experi Special to News-American strength. enced robins awake after drunken And judging by the way they orgies they line up at the gutters ST. PETERSBURG Fla. linger in this part of the world Drunken little bums, some not there is every reason to believe SWimming po0 yet a year old, are setting a very bad example for the elders of this town. And there is no town Bay area. in all the wide world where are thehe pools. It's safer they look forward to being here A human newcomer hereabouts and won't leave while there is a awoke one morning to find 400 belt left anywhere in the Tampa robins on her lawn-and on their Numerically robins are the backs, feet pointing straight up. She called a newspaper and elders are more elderly than St, worst offenders although they generally get a pleasant load told it that some dastard was aboard as opposed to the blue poisoning birds. A couple of hours Fla. St. Pete is the Mecca of the jays who are the ornithological later a photographer showed up The lady was embarrassed. Her senior citizen; retired gentlemen equivalents of Toots Shor and their ladies, all prime ex- They attack humans, which is lawn was witho amples of small soivency, solidng, and ids-which can erua citizenry, and utter, utter sobri-hit a kid when he is loaded ety. Yet St. Pete is alive with falling-down drunks at this time BLUE JAYs attàck in pairs St. Pete is singularly free of dangerous. Even Toots doesn't sciousness and staggered oft in search of a swimming pool or a hair of the berry that bit them. . against dogs and even cats. They the terrible hazards that plague year. attack fore and aft and despite most of the streets of America THESE BIRDS are birds. their obvious lack of coordination But can't you just see a breath- Mostly plastered robins. Plus a they win more than they lose. less teenage girl slamming her disgusting gaggle of sotted blue A friend here owns a surly door behind her and gasping, "My jays (who are quite nasty enough German shepherd who spends 50 God, mother, I just got chased sober and unbearable when blot- weeks a year chasing birds and down the street by a drunken, to), fractured blackbirds, and a these two weeks running away leering, dirty old mockingbird. us all, mulled mock- from them. ingbirds. A loaded mockingbiraAny among us who has tried thinks he's a hungry bald eagle.|to douse the fire of a hangover These fine-feathered lushes are will feel for the robins on their here now en route north after wintering farther to the south When they arrive here they are as nice as can be but soon they are a disgrace to the Audubon mornings after. The little things ng to reach the rim of a bird bath. over-indulg know, if you have ever ed, the birds are un find berries on the ground bearaby te at the very tips that were over cious Wawa rched-beaks they lose hey find berries on the ground cious water s at the balance looked during harvest. The birds of their parc feast on these ancient berries. In- asmuch as, the abandoned berries have by now fermented, one lousy, little chinaberry is the equivalent to a robin of a straight slug of 180 proof bathtub gin and ne ir A FEW BERRIES or a rotted orange and the birds don't know
Alive, America, and Bad: 8-A Thur, Apr. 23, 1970 THE NEWS AMERICAN
 Drunken Feathered Bums
 Attack St. Pete Citizens
 By BILL SLOCUM
 their own names. Nor their own WHEN OLDER, more experi
 Special to News-American strength.
 enced robins awake after drunken
 And judging by the way they
 orgies they line up at the gutters
 ST. PETERSBURG Fla. linger in this part of the world
 Drunken little bums, some not there is every reason to believe SWimming po0
 yet a year old, are setting a very
 bad example for the elders of
 this town. And there is no town Bay area.
 in all the wide world where are thehe
 pools. It's safer
 they look forward to being here A human newcomer hereabouts
 and won't leave while there is a awoke one morning to find 400
 belt left anywhere in the Tampa robins on her lawn-and on their
 Numerically robins are the backs, feet pointing straight up.
 She called a newspaper and
 elders are more elderly than St, worst offenders although they
 generally get a pleasant load told it that some dastard was
 aboard as opposed to the blue poisoning birds. A couple of hours
 Fla.
 St. Pete is the Mecca of the jays who are the ornithological
 later a photographer showed up
 The lady was embarrassed. Her
 senior citizen; retired gentlemen equivalents of Toots Shor
 and their ladies, all prime ex- They attack humans, which is lawn was witho
 amples of small soivency, solidng, and ids-which can erua
 citizenry, and utter, utter sobri-hit a kid when he is loaded
 ety. Yet St. Pete is alive with
 falling-down drunks at this time BLUE JAYs attàck in pairs St. Pete is singularly free of
 dangerous. Even Toots doesn't sciousness and staggered oft in
 search of a swimming pool or a
 hair of the berry that bit them.
 .
 against dogs and even cats. They the terrible hazards that plague
 year.
 attack fore and aft and despite most of the streets of America
 THESE BIRDS are birds. their obvious lack of coordination But can't you just see a breath-
 Mostly plastered robins. Plus a they win more than they lose. less teenage girl slamming her
 disgusting gaggle of sotted blue A friend here owns a surly door behind her and gasping, "My
 jays (who are quite nasty enough German shepherd who spends 50 God, mother, I just got chased
 sober and unbearable when blot- weeks a year chasing birds and down the street by a drunken,
 to), fractured blackbirds, and a these two weeks running away leering, dirty old mockingbird.
 us all, mulled mock- from them.
 ingbirds. A loaded mockingbiraAny among us who has tried
 thinks he's a hungry bald eagle.|to douse the fire of a hangover
 These fine-feathered lushes are will feel for the robins on their
 here now en route north after
 wintering farther to the south
 When they arrive here they are
 as nice as can be but soon they
 are a disgrace to the Audubon
 mornings after. The little things
 ng to reach the rim of
 a bird bath.
 over-indulg
 know, if you have ever
 ed, the birds are un
 find berries on the ground bearaby te at the very tips
 that were over cious Wawa rched-beaks they lose
 hey find berries on the ground
 cious water s at the
 balance
 looked during harvest. The birds of their parc
 feast on these ancient berries. In-
 asmuch as, the abandoned berries
 have by now fermented, one
 lousy, little chinaberry is the
 equivalent to a robin of a straight
 slug of 180 proof bathtub gin
 and
 ne
 ir
 A FEW BERRIES or a rotted
 orange and the birds don't know