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Children, Fire, and Funny: SHOOT YOURSELF For th shots rom one Pho Self-portraiture is the ultimate form of self-expression, and the Lomo Actionsampler is the ultimate self-portrait camera. So, if you can't find any willing subjects to try it out on ou could always shoot yourself. Just hold the camera out in front of you and snap away while walking, jogging, jumping in the air, riding a bike or bouncing on a trampoline. Hold it at waist level and capture your reflection in a window or photograph your shadow when you're out for a stroll. Moving the camera rapidly towards your face as you trip the shutter will also produce an eye-catching sequence of images, and if you're wearing your outrageous sunglasses and pulling a funny face at the same time, so much the better Load and fire Despite this ingenuity, the Actionsampler is far fro cole eras CAM m so there's no metering than The body and lenses are fashioned from plast ws and a pathetic flip-up rangefinder is all you have as a veen what you're actually shooting. I've got no idea what the eff or aperture is, or even the shutter speed, but I don't care. The sin nt. a camera is, the less you have to think about the technica aphy and the more you can let your imagination run fiot The only control you have with the Actionsampler is in the typed film that you load into it. Use negative rather than slide film so that you can take advantage of its wide exposure latitude to achieve wel exposed images. In sunny weather, IS0100 film will be ideal while for dull weather you'll need to load ISO400. Indoors, try IS0800 or S01600 film. Experiment with black and white film as well as colou traffic pass by. Alter If it moves, shoot it In terms of subject matter, anything goes, but the Actionsampler the shutter while yo really lends itself to moving subjects because that's when the delayed action effect comes into its own. Use it to capture everyday action, such as your children racing around on their bikes, Once you've shot a on swings in the park, leaping through the air or diving into a swimming pool. My own children soon lose interest when I try to your advantage photograph them using a normal camera, but when they see the Minimum focu Actionsampler they volunteer because they know the results will the exposure you be fascinating. vehicle so you grab There are so man able to assess its st Slide film is too exposure-sensitive for a camera like the Actionsampler. However, you could shoot slide film, then have t cross processed in C-41 chemistry. This way you get the exposure latitude of negative film but also increased contrast and unusual trast and unusual . The urban landscape is also an ideal environment for the Actionsampler. Stand in one spot and shoot away as people or worry. A little blu the image from s So, what are y colours that will add impact to your unique shot sequences
Children, Fire, and Funny: SHOOT YOURSELF
 For th
 shots
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 one
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 Self-portraiture is the ultimate form of self-expression, and the Lomo Actionsampler is
 the ultimate self-portrait camera. So, if you can't find any willing subjects to try it out on
 ou could always shoot yourself. Just hold the camera out in front of you and snap away
 while walking, jogging, jumping in the air, riding a bike or bouncing on a trampoline.
 Hold it at waist level and capture your reflection in a window or photograph your shadow
 when you're out for a stroll. Moving the camera rapidly towards your face as you trip the
 shutter will also produce an eye-catching sequence of images, and if you're wearing your
 outrageous sunglasses and pulling a funny face at the same time, so much the better
 Load and fire
 Despite this ingenuity, the Actionsampler is far fro
 cole
 eras
 CAM
 m so
 there's no metering
 than The body and lenses are fashioned from plast
 ws
 and a pathetic flip-up rangefinder is all you have as a
 veen what you're actually shooting. I've got no idea what the eff
 or aperture is, or even the shutter speed, but I don't care. The sin
 nt. a camera is, the less you have to think about the technica
 aphy and the more you can let your imagination run fiot
 The only control you have with the Actionsampler is in the typed
 film that you load into it. Use negative rather than slide film so that
 you can take advantage of its wide exposure latitude to achieve wel
 exposed images. In sunny weather, IS0100 film will be ideal while
 for dull weather you'll need to load ISO400. Indoors, try IS0800 or
 S01600 film. Experiment with black and white film as well as colou
 traffic pass by. Alter
 If it moves, shoot it
 In terms of subject matter, anything goes, but the Actionsampler the shutter while yo
 really lends itself to moving subjects because that's when the
 delayed action effect comes into its own. Use it to capture
 everyday action, such as your children racing around on their bikes, Once you've shot a
 on swings in the park, leaping through the air or diving into a
 swimming pool. My own children soon lose interest when I try to your advantage
 photograph them using a normal camera, but when they see the Minimum focu
 Actionsampler they volunteer because they know the results will the exposure you
 be fascinating.
 vehicle so you grab
 There are so man
 able to assess its st
 Slide film is too exposure-sensitive for a camera like the
 Actionsampler. However, you could shoot slide film, then have t
 cross processed in C-41 chemistry. This way you get the exposure
 latitude of negative film but also increased contrast and unusual
 trast and unusual .
 The urban landscape is also an ideal environment for the
 Actionsampler. Stand in one spot and shoot away as people or
 worry. A little blu
 the image from s
 So, what are y
 colours that will add impact to your unique shot sequences
Appalled, Boner, and Click: Anonymous 08/09/18 (Thu)18:18:33 No Anonymous 08/09/1 8(Thu)18 33:16 No 23776726751 2776726823 2277672699722776727117 2362731 Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18:54:06 No.776728116 >Next thing I remember, I'm leaning over her, the tip of my >She's still really wet, and she's all splayed out in front of me uch a perv! Why didn't you say something sooner?!" dick pressin >She's kneeling over me as she vells >Parents divorcing, get sent to my cousin's place on the other side of the country drop of salt water drips from her chest onto mine can feel th >She looks me in the eye and smiles a little >Dick slips down and in by some miracle (it's always lower than you expect) how close we are hey live right next to the beach in this tiny fishing village >Get off train, exhausted >No one l recognize in sight >qt girl in a sundress runs up to me and hugs me >Boobs press into my chest >I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure this girl isn't wearing a bra moment as we rea >She looks kind of surprised for a moment >Sexual tension is off the fucking charts you ready, K?" >"Hey, anon. Do you wanna... maybe.. "..fool around a little?" My pulse rockets into the triple digits we saw each other I can feel her stretching around my dick >Puberty has hit her like a fucking truck >We walk back to her house and get re-a >I'm inside her, I'm actually inside my cousin, holy fucking jesus shit fuck Luckily, she meets me halfway >Her lips are so warm >Meanwhile, in my brain: Oh my god, is this happening? This is happening. Fuck. >Our teeth hit together with this little click >"Guess I won't be able push you around like when we were little, huh?" >She grunts and gasps > "Are you okay? Does it, uh, hurt?" >"No, I'm okay, it doesn't hurt that much. You can start moving, okay?" A nonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18 19 55 No.7767256242277672582722776725834 Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18:58:38 No.776728419776728519 File: katie 2017_3 (cropped).jpg (976 KB, 1520x2688) >Next morning we go swimming >She looks around oks fucking amazing in a swim swimmer tha the beach, swimmi case we're stil kissing, and breaks the >Looks down, flushes >She starts making these tiny, tiny squeaks, like barely audible can see the tan to shove myself ev I remember the feeling of my balls getting a little wet because they were resting where l'd bee ice all over her Boy shorts a somethin "No, that's not true, they're r e just kind of smiles er another few starts, she starts t Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18:22:38 No.776725834776725998 something one momin ulde s in the bathroom a her whole nipple in my mouth suck in r the water, starts talkin r heard her swe d me not to s "Yeah, the whole Thats ne whole bay Something to do with the n starts workin e lets out this squ n she turns lau immi rsi rest of the stuff, lots o em to want to talk about it imming, plaving stat er wave to me as th but somehow I know it won't be the same re t much of it, but it's this member thinking only exis Because even rn between wanting to impress he You're fucking welcome, Oh nto my cock time my cockl uth there's Anon, some swimming in my gaze I can't concentrate on anything but her mouth on my cock curious, I pu sitio Spring its salt water all over my face can feel the c um pulsing up my big thick spurts I lose, obviously >She turns around and sits next to me, wiping something out of her ey >There's cum all over her face and neck Collapse on beach next to her >Sun is right overhead, it's midday can feel the salt drying on m We're both panting hard and giggling >Glance over >Her left boob has popp >Boner begins to stir ed out of her bikini top display later on >Not listening, too busy staring CKED AND APPALLED.png
Appalled, Boner, and Click: Anonymous 08/09/18 (Thu)18:18:33 No
 Anonymous 08/09/1
 8(Thu)18 33:16 No
 23776726751 2776726823 2277672699722776727117 2362731
 Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18:54:06 No.776728116
 >Next thing I remember, I'm leaning over her, the tip of my
 >She's still really wet, and she's all splayed out in front of me
 uch a perv! Why didn't you say something sooner?!"
 dick pressin
 >She's kneeling over me as she vells
 >Parents divorcing, get sent to my cousin's place on the other side of the country
 drop of salt water drips from her chest onto mine
 can feel th
 >She looks me in the eye and smiles a little
 >Dick slips down and in by some miracle (it's always lower than you expect)
 how close we are
 hey live right next to the beach in this tiny fishing village
 >Get off train, exhausted
 >No one l recognize in sight
 >qt girl in a sundress runs up to me and hugs me
 >Boobs press into my chest
 >I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure this girl isn't wearing a bra
 moment as we rea
 >She looks kind of surprised for a moment
 >Sexual tension is off the fucking charts
 you ready, K?"
 >"Hey, anon. Do you wanna... maybe..
 "..fool around a little?"
 My pulse rockets into the triple digits
 we saw each other
 I can feel her stretching around my dick
 >Puberty has hit her like a fucking truck
 >We walk back to her house and get re-a
 >I'm inside her, I'm actually inside my cousin, holy fucking jesus shit fuck
 Luckily, she meets me halfway
 >Her lips are so warm
 >Meanwhile, in my brain: Oh my god, is this happening? This is happening. Fuck.
 >Our teeth hit together with this little click
 >"Guess I won't be able push you around like when we were little, huh?"
 >She grunts and gasps
 > "Are you okay? Does it, uh, hurt?"
 >"No, I'm okay, it doesn't hurt that much. You can start moving, okay?"
 A
 nonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18 19
 55 No.7767256242277672582722776725834
 Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)18:58:38 No.776728419776728519
 File: katie 2017_3 (cropped).jpg (976 KB, 1520x2688)
 >Next morning we go swimming
 >She looks around
 oks fucking amazing in a swim
 swimmer tha
 the beach, swimmi
 case
 we're stil kissing, and breaks the
 >Looks down, flushes
 >She starts making these tiny, tiny squeaks, like barely audible
 can see the tan
 to shove myself ev
 I remember the feeling of my balls getting a little wet because they were resting where l'd bee
 ice all over her
 Boy shorts a
 somethin
 "No, that's not true, they're r
 e just kind of smiles
 er another few
 starts, she starts t
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 e lets out this squ
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 rest of the
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 er wave to me as th
 but somehow I know it won't be the same
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 time my cockl
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 curious, I pu
 sitio
 Spring
 its salt water all over my face
 can feel the c
 um pulsing up my
 big thick spurts
 I lose, obviously
 >She turns around and sits next to me, wiping something out of her ey
 >There's cum all over her face and neck
 Collapse on beach next to her
 >Sun is right overhead, it's midday
 can feel the salt drying on m
 We're both panting hard and giggling
 >Glance over
 >Her left boob has popp
 >Boner begins to stir
 ed out of her bikini top
 display later on
 >Not listening, too busy staring
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Animals, Cats, and Deer: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo docent lavendersucculents: fuckyeahshezza 1. There are several ways to classity the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats, lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync- when they're on land. When they're swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does. 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day. 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test- in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think it's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly magpies 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non- aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear) 2. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and temales grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color- their babies are bright orange Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, their skin is black This is all excellent and awesome and Tam a happier, better person for this knowledge Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh This was really cool to read actually
Animals, Cats, and Deer: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo docent
 lavendersucculents:
 fuckyeahshezza
 1. There are several ways to classity the large cats, one of the more useful
 ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats,
 lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that
 purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an
 idling motorcycle engine
 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have
 to move them in sync- when they're on land. When they're swimming, they
 can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a
 walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using
 their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing
 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't
 the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their
 ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does.
 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day.
 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying
 bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an
 eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk.
 Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a
 bird
 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror
 test- in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think
 it's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing
 a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The
 elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it
 was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher
 primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly
 magpies
 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats
 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different
 stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's
 called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on
 pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch
 attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who
 nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make
 different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs
 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us
 than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-
 aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They
 engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex
 (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work
 in, lemme tell you
 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud
 All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies
 (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear)
 2. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and temales grow
 antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed
 theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little
 kids that
 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect
 One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice
 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other And on the humans that take care of
 them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've
 never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there
 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color- their babies are bright orange
 Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate
 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, their
 skin is black
 This is all excellent and awesome and Tam a happier, better person for this
 knowledge
 Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh
 This was really cool to read actually