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Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and for me thatโ€™s a must because I work out daily and I canโ€™t have the cute MILFโ€™s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesnโ€™t bathe ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say โ€œILLINIโ€ and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the โ€œFather Who Was Present In His Childrenโ€™s Lives 11sโ€ just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like โ€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia โ˜บ๏ธ. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Thatโ€™s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact thatโ€™s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. โ€œGIMME A PULL UP!!โ€ LMAO Iโ€™m stupid bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and for me thatโ€™s a must because I work out daily and I canโ€™t have the cute MILFโ€™s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesnโ€™t bathe ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say โ€œILLINIโ€ and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the โ€œFather Who Was Present In His Childrenโ€™s Lives 11sโ€ just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like โ€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia โ˜บ๏ธ. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Thatโ€™s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact thatโ€™s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. โ€œGIMME A PULL UP!!โ€ LMAO Iโ€™m stupid bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So I just copped a stick of Tomโ€™s โ€œNorth Woodsโ€ natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant thatโ€™s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Chill, Cute, and Gym: RI .d 66% . 9:36 PM Haley The last line in your profile very much suggests you have met up with someone from Tinder appropriate date attire You would be correct in making such an assumption. Sweat suit to be more accurate lol Today 12:58 AM Gonna need to hear this story Short of first date at the gym I'm not seeing anyway that could even possibly be seen as Right? Let's just say we didn't even hang out for an hour haha great on paper, not so much in real life We went to left 45 mins later. He actually ended up being quite the asshole too. Todey 11:37 AM I just don't understand how are the way to go when meeting trying to get in bed with, or at least not entirely disgust. I mean, the year 2017, very clearly yoga pants are the first date Today 12:47 PM I mean I don't expect a suit & tie but.... Come on haha. Needless to say we didn't talk after that lol. Yet again another tinder nightmare Another? Any other good stories? ShouldI get popcorn? Today 2:00 PM Nah nothing that exciting. have yet to meet someone that's worth continuing talking to though. Had a guy ask me to drop him off at home afterwards & as I drove away another girl got out of another car no hope in men out there these days lol Whoa now, some of my best Well that's nice of you to say hahe I heve yet to meet someone that excites me Oh? What would excite you? I'mm guessing a guy in a nice pair of Come onnnn. Is that your fav Not necessarily physically excite me, but intellectually this app is alot based on looks so whoever you match has to physically excite you at least a little bit Hm, so if I give a deep, philo- sophical defense of the ever humble cargo pants as a utilit- arlan rebellion by the proletariat against modern consumerism, and as a statement of individual ity in the fece of mass media de- s of normality, how rapidly are we moving towards or away y is on away at speeds for the record It dewns on me after typing that out my flirting techiques probably need some work Hahaha I had to read that a couple times. Ive been out of the game a long time so Ireally only know how to make jokes instead of being awkward haha so, more the better & no judgment on the cargo pants. The only thing that isn't acceptable is sweats haha in public anyways Oh of course, sweats in public is ethically and morally And good to know, I'll try to keop the jokes rolling and try to about how tinder is supposed to work to a minimum Today S10O PM Haha well at least we're in the same boat. Life's too short to be serious all the time! I mean when needed of course How has your day been? Pretty good! Had a silly conversation with a cute girl about sweatpants. She seems pretty chill, probably try to grab her number in a bit. I'll keep you posted on that. You? Haha talked about cargo pants with this cutie, whichI hadn't heard the word cargo in a while... & I gave him my number cause he seems like a pretty sweet dudebromanguy Sweatpants and cargo shorts
Chill, Cute, and Gym: RI
 .d 66% . 9:36 PM
 Haley
 The last line in your profile very
 much suggests you have met
 up with someone from Tinder
 appropriate date attire
 You would be correct in making
 such an assumption. Sweat suit
 to be more accurate lol
 Today 12:58 AM
 Gonna need to hear this story
 Short of first date at the gym
 I'm not seeing anyway that
 could even possibly be seen as
 Right? Let's just say we didn't
 even hang out for an hour haha
 great on paper, not so much in
 real life
 We went to
 left 45 mins later. He actually
 ended up being quite the
 asshole too.
 Todey 11:37 AM
 I just don't understand how
 are the way to go when meeting
 trying to get in bed with, or at
 least not entirely disgust. I mean,
 the year 2017, very clearly
 yoga pants are the first date
 Today 12:47 PM
 I mean I don't expect a suit
 & tie but.... Come on haha.
 Needless to say we didn't talk
 after that lol. Yet again another
 tinder nightmare
 Another? Any other good
 stories? ShouldI get popcorn?
 Today 2:00 PM
 Nah nothing that exciting.
 have yet to meet someone
 that's worth continuing talking
 to though. Had a guy ask
 me to drop him off at home
 afterwards & as I drove away
 another girl got out of another
 car no hope in men out
 there these days lol
 Whoa now, some of my best
 Well that's nice of you to
 say hahe I heve yet to meet
 someone that excites me
 Oh? What would excite you? I'mm
 guessing a guy in a nice pair of
 Come onnnn. Is that your fav
 Not necessarily physically
 excite me, but intellectually
 this app is alot based on looks
 so whoever you match has to
 physically excite you at least a
 little bit
 Hm, so if I give a deep, philo-
 sophical defense of the ever
 humble cargo pants as a utilit-
 arlan rebellion by the proletariat
 against modern consumerism,
 and as a statement of individual
 ity in the fece of mass media de-
 s of normality, how rapidly
 are we moving towards or away
 y is on away at
 speeds for the record
 It dewns on me after typing
 that out my flirting techiques
 probably need some work
 Hahaha I had to read that a
 couple times. Ive been out of
 the game a long time so Ireally
 only know how to make jokes
 instead of being awkward haha
 so, more the better
 & no judgment on the cargo
 pants. The only thing that isn't
 acceptable is sweats haha in
 public anyways
 Oh of course, sweats in
 public is ethically and morally
 And good to know, I'll try to
 keop the jokes rolling and try to
 about how tinder is supposed to
 work to a minimum
 Today S10O PM
 Haha well at least we're in the
 same boat. Life's too short to
 be serious all the time! I mean
 when needed of course
 How has your day been?
 Pretty good! Had a silly
 conversation with a cute girl
 about sweatpants. She seems
 pretty chill, probably try to grab
 her number in a bit. I'll keep you
 posted on that. You?
 Haha talked about cargo
 pants with this cutie, whichI
 hadn't heard the word cargo
 in a while... & I gave him my
 number cause he seems like a
 pretty sweet dudebromanguy
Sweatpants and cargo shorts

Sweatpants and cargo shorts