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Titanic, Survivor, and Image: Image of a Titanic survivor preparing what could be his last meal (1912)
Titanic, Survivor, and Image: Image of a Titanic survivor preparing what could be his last meal (1912)

Image of a Titanic survivor preparing what could be his last meal (1912)

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel
Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story
 So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole
 time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I
 go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if
 any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are
 these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they
 are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get
 completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all
 over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no
 worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to
 concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my
 struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the
 huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out
 of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look
 closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me
 with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to
 my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes!
 This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!!
 and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to
 struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It
 reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for
 gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows
 down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure
 death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my
 chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time
 knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to
 squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't
 give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle
 cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled
 pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I
 emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my
 improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate
 Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

This Man Should Write A Novel

epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

4chan, Bad, and Be Like: snakegay why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now" skelefolk thats actually exactly what happens broliloquy What I wanna know is why the spiky kink warriors are always the bad evi marauders. They might be into some weird shit and unafraid to show it but that doesn't mean they want to go around killing dudes. They're a tight-knit bunch. A lot of them are queer. They understand the importance of community If the government collapses and all laws come to an end, the people rampaging around killing and looting are gonna be like, frat boys and 4chan rejects. You can mistrust the bondage raiders all you like but they're definitely the ones you're going to run to for help when the neoliberal blood cultists and Nazi meme demons lay siege to your survivor enclave. There's gonna be gayboy berserkers busting up slaver gangs and burning down warboy frat houses. The assless-chaps leather daddies and weird petplay people are gonna be the accidental peacekeepers of the post-apocalyptic world just because they're the only motherfuckers who understand the importance of consent anymore Listen. Don't come to me asking how to get the secret cadre of bisexual death commandoes to protect your wretched tent village if you're scared that we might call in the kinksters for backup. I don't give a shit if they dress up like dogs and spend all day writing poems about butt plugs. There's assholes out there acting like Viad the Impaler on a meth bender and you're afraid of seeing a nipple. Fuck you. If you really want to get rid of the MRA death gangs you're going to have to accept that a lesbian chainsaw dominatrix or two might be invoived. its the tucking post-apocalypse my guy we gotta weigh our priorities here Source snakegay BDSMageddon
4chan, Bad, and Be Like: snakegay
 why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up
 bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think oh
 boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now"
 skelefolk
 thats actually exactly what happens
 broliloquy
 What I wanna know is why the spiky kink warriors are always the bad evi
 marauders. They might be into some weird shit and unafraid to show it but that
 doesn't mean they want to go around killing dudes. They're a tight-knit bunch.
 A lot of them are queer. They understand the importance of community
 If the government collapses and all laws come to an end, the people
 rampaging around killing and looting are gonna be like, frat boys and 4chan
 rejects. You can mistrust the bondage raiders all you like but they're definitely
 the ones you're going to run to for help when the neoliberal blood cultists and
 Nazi meme demons lay siege to your survivor enclave. There's gonna be
 gayboy berserkers busting up slaver gangs and burning down warboy frat
 houses. The assless-chaps leather daddies and weird petplay people are
 gonna be the accidental peacekeepers of the post-apocalyptic world just
 because they're the only motherfuckers who understand the importance of
 consent anymore
 Listen. Don't come to me asking how to get the secret cadre of bisexual death
 commandoes to protect your wretched tent village if you're scared that we
 might call in the kinksters for backup. I don't give a shit if they dress up like
 dogs and spend all day writing poems about butt plugs. There's assholes out
 there acting like Viad the Impaler on a meth bender and you're afraid of seeing
 a nipple. Fuck you. If you really want to get rid of the MRA death gangs you're
 going to have to accept that a lesbian chainsaw dominatrix or two might be
 invoived. its the tucking post-apocalypse my guy we gotta weigh our priorities
 here
 Source snakegay
BDSMageddon

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Animals, Barcelona, and Bob Marley: Songs you shoud know: Smells like teen Spirit-Nirvana Nothing Else matters-Metallica Satisfaction The Rolling Stones Knockin on Heaven's door Bob Dylan All Along the Watchtower- Jimmy Hendrix Paranoid Black Sabbath Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen London Calling-The Clash Thrilier-Michael Jackson November Rain Guns'n'Roses Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin Child In time-Deep Purple Wish you were here-Pink Floyd Brothers in Arms-Dire Stralts Music-lohn Milles Hotel California-The Eagles Thunderstruck-AC/DC Imagine-John Lennon Let it be-Beatles Calfornication-Red hot chill Peppers Hymn barclay james harvest Fear oft he dark-Iron Maiden Locomotive breath- lethro Tull luly morning-Uriah Heep Always on my Mind - Elvis Presley Sound of Silence Simon and Garfunkel Don't stop believing Journey Space Oddity-David Bowie Dancing in the dark-Bruce Springsteen One-Johnny Cash My Way-Frank Sinatra Tears in Heaven-Eric Clapton Summer ol 69-Bryan Adams Alrica-Toto One-U2 Redemption Song-Bob Marley Fatherand son-Cat Stevens Careless whisper George Michael Whata wonderful world-Louis Armstrong In the airtonight Phil Collins Wind ofchange Scorpions Fragile Siing Every breath you take The Police Freebird-Lynyrd Skynyrd Johnny be good Chuck'Berry Holy Diver-Dio Dancing Queen Abba Barcelona - Freddie Mercury/Montserrat Cabelle My Generation The Who The End The Doors Baby Love Mother's Finest Land down under-Men at Work Hallelujah-lelf Buckley Black hole sun -Soundgarden Seven Nation Army-White Stripes witha llttie helptrom my friends Joe Cocker ivinon a prayer-Bon Jovi Me and Bobby Mcnee-Janis Joplin The LadyIn Chris de Burgh House of the rising Suno Animals ake me home country roadsolohn Denver Lemon tree-Fools Garden Eye of the Tiger-Survivor Jump-Van Halen la GrangeoZZ Top fee Back to black Amy Winehouse The final Countdown Europe Learn to fly- Foo Fighters The Lady In Re Red More thana ling-Boston Music is a special thing No one have the same taste of music. So please respect everyone who live his kind of music. The songs above are my top iconic songs I choose only one song per band because otherwise the list woud be to long. But now its your turn.. what song/band is missing? Do you agree? (Not mine, can’t remember OP, sorry)
Animals, Barcelona, and Bob Marley: Songs you shoud know:
 Smells like teen Spirit-Nirvana
 Nothing Else matters-Metallica
 Satisfaction The Rolling Stones
 Knockin on Heaven's door Bob Dylan
 All Along the Watchtower- Jimmy Hendrix
 Paranoid Black Sabbath
 Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
 London Calling-The Clash
 Thrilier-Michael Jackson
 November Rain Guns'n'Roses
 Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
 Child
 In time-Deep Purple
 Wish you were here-Pink Floyd
 Brothers in Arms-Dire Stralts
 Music-lohn Milles
 Hotel California-The Eagles
 Thunderstruck-AC/DC
 Imagine-John Lennon
 Let it be-Beatles
 Calfornication-Red hot chill Peppers
 Hymn barclay james harvest
 Fear oft he dark-Iron Maiden
 Locomotive breath- lethro Tull
 luly morning-Uriah Heep
 Always on my Mind - Elvis Presley
 Sound of Silence
 Simon and Garfunkel
 Don't stop believing Journey
 Space Oddity-David Bowie
 Dancing in the dark-Bruce Springsteen
 One-Johnny Cash
 My Way-Frank Sinatra
 Tears in Heaven-Eric Clapton
 Summer ol 69-Bryan Adams
 Alrica-Toto
 One-U2
 Redemption Song-Bob Marley
 Fatherand son-Cat Stevens
 Careless whisper George Michael
 Whata wonderful world-Louis Armstrong
 In the airtonight Phil Collins
 Wind ofchange Scorpions
 Fragile Siing
 Every breath you take The Police
 Freebird-Lynyrd Skynyrd
 Johnny be good Chuck'Berry
 Holy Diver-Dio
 Dancing Queen Abba
 Barcelona - Freddie Mercury/Montserrat Cabelle
 My Generation The Who
 The End The Doors
 Baby Love Mother's Finest
 Land down under-Men at Work
 Hallelujah-lelf Buckley
 Black hole sun -Soundgarden
 Seven Nation Army-White Stripes
 witha llttie helptrom my friends Joe Cocker
 ivinon a prayer-Bon Jovi
 Me and Bobby Mcnee-Janis Joplin
 The LadyIn Chris de Burgh
 House of the rising Suno Animals
 ake me home country roadsolohn Denver
 Lemon tree-Fools Garden
 Eye of the Tiger-Survivor
 Jump-Van Halen
 la GrangeoZZ Top
 fee
 Back to black Amy Winehouse
 The final Countdown Europe
 Learn to fly- Foo Fighters
 The Lady In Re
 Red
 More thana
 ling-Boston
 Music is a special thing
 No one have the same taste of music.
 So please respect everyone
 who live his kind of music.
 The songs above are my top iconic songs
 I choose only one song per band
 because otherwise the list woud be to long.
 But now its your turn..
 what song/band is missing?
Do you agree? (Not mine, can’t remember OP, sorry)

Do you agree? (Not mine, can’t remember OP, sorry)