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Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas
 Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the
 common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical
 habbits from different time eras
 So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
 anachronistic-cat
 .. can i use that phrase irl?
 probablyvampirerpgideas
 Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just
 completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear
 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age
 nternet lingo like all the time
 the-argumentative-viper
 Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of
 splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid
 nuttersincorporated
 You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art
 false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell
 just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too
 fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan
 I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get
 pissed
 take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool
 grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
 sleepyamericanteen
 Reading these is like literary whiplash
 kyraneko
 Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the
 nearest window for a donut.
 rickktish
 Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face
 ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!!
 I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in
 whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape
 Source: probablyvampirerpgideas
Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Being Alone, Bailey Jay, and Dude: Project A119 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Project A119, also known as "Operation Fuck The Moon" was a top-secret plan developed in 1958 by the United States Air Force. The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon which would help in answering some of the mysteries in thefingerfuckingfemalefury: deliciouspirategod: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: minerfromtarn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: theimancameron: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tharook: duxbelisarius: neproxrezi: the powder kegs vs the moon presence Ceterum censeo Lunam delendam esse. I HAVE FOUND THE PERSON WHO INITIATED PROJECT A119 Well this explains the episode “To Kill the Moon” a bit. “DAMN MOON…” No joke, I legit wanted to blow up the moon in middle school. Not cause I hated the moon, but cause middle school me hated the way cliche surfer dude, and The Beach Boys, talked. Middle school me figured that since surfers use the tide of the ocean to surf waves, I had to get rid of ocean tides to eliminate surfers and their accursedly annoying voices. And what causes the oceans’ tide? The freaking moon. Urgo, middle school me thought, if I got rid of the moon, I would get rid of tides and therefore also get rid of surfers. O.O”When I was in middle school I wanted to blow up the moon to get rid of surfers” might well be one of the best things I have ever read and I thank you for sharing your Middle School Supervillain Ambitions with me on this post :D NO NO. DON’T HURT THE MOON. She’s already up there all alone. SEND HER A GF. … SEND ME. I’ll love and protect her. ;_; WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOON WIFE
Being Alone, Bailey Jay, and Dude: Project A119
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 Project A119, also known as "Operation Fuck The Moon"
 was a top-secret plan developed in 1958 by the United States Air
 Force. The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on
 the Moon which would help in answering some of the mysteries in
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
deliciouspirategod:

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minerfromtarn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:


theimancameron:

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tharook:

duxbelisarius:

neproxrezi:
the powder kegs vs the moon presence


Ceterum censeo Lunam delendam esse.

I HAVE FOUND THE PERSON WHO INITIATED PROJECT A119


Well this explains the episode “To Kill the Moon” a bit.

“DAMN MOON…”


No joke, I legit wanted to blow up the moon in middle school. Not cause I hated the moon, but cause middle school me hated the way cliche surfer dude, and The Beach Boys, talked. Middle school me figured that since surfers use the tide of the ocean to surf waves, I had to get rid of ocean tides to eliminate surfers and their accursedly annoying voices. And what causes the oceans’ tide? The freaking moon. Urgo, middle school me thought, if I got rid of the moon, I would get rid of tides and therefore also get rid of surfers.

O.O”When I was in middle school I wanted to blow up the moon to get rid of surfers” might well be one of the best things I have ever read and I thank you for sharing your Middle School Supervillain Ambitions with me on this post :D

NO NO. DON’T HURT THE MOON.
She’s already up there all alone. SEND HER A GF. 
…
SEND ME. I’ll love and protect her. 

;_;
WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOON WIFE

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