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Ass, Crying, and Hungry: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster tho 211 KB JPG Papparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont shit that day either fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day si dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me sit's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me >blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my bell >most of the shit isn't even digested at this oint just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass completely clean Rock.mov has stopped responding
Ass, Crying, and Hungry: Anonymous
 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279
 >be fat
 >go to /fit/ and find a
 solution
 >main problem is i eat like
 a dumpster
 tho
 211 KB JPG Papparently things with
 loads of fiber is going to
 save my filthy soul
 "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you
 feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
 >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy
 breakfast bars
 >the first day i have fiber bars for
 breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 >i dont shit that day
 next day i fiber myself up even more
 >i dont shit that day either
 fiber jesus is surely working his magic in
 my colon
 >can feel the pounds dropping off because
 im not very hungry anymore
 i dont shit the third day
 si dont shit the fourth day
 thefinaldaydawns.mp3
 >i have my morning coffee and feel my
 insides rumble in that familiar way
 the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart
 in the world exits me
 sit's whistling
 just a thin, continuous airstream of fart
 that smells like grandpapas coffin
 no sound other than the whistling hiss
 >suddenly stops
 >the hole is plugged
 SOS
 >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving
 anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
 hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 >the rock is shot out of my asshole at
 mach speed
 >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 now the fun begins
 >a fart that could do more damage to the
 ozone layer than aerosol ever did is
 shooting shit bullets out of me
 solid and prefectly round nuggets
 the smell is killing me
 >blacking out
 the thuds of nuggets shooting around the
 bowl propelled by my insane fiber
 flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
 >my guts are yelling in german
 sounds like a moose in heat lives in my
 bell
 >most of the shit isn't even digested at this
 oint
 just forced out by all the gas that had
 been building up to my throat
 after an hour it finally seems to be over
 >im shivering and crying
 >both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles
 forces one last trumpet
 gondorcallsforaid.rar
 >shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
Rock.mov has stopped responding

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Books, Dad, and Dating: Moderator 18 mins Several women in this group have blocked me on Facebook for contacting them privately. You know..heh....the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group T am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is.... I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is First off, yes l'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?' When we started having a conversation in one of the threads did I precede my comment with 'Hi, sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure, maybe some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex To the girl who showed her dad my message and made him call the cops Do you have any idea just how ironic that is? I was trying to explain to you how Atwood's 'The Handmaid's Tale' has been severely misinterpreted by third wave feminists. And then you convinced a man to apply authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am a male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society, as was Atwood's intended message of her novel To the girl who called me an 'incel' for trying to discuss Nabokov's magnum opus 'Lolita': Your lame feminist buzzwords have no bearing on my mental health. Do you really think I like it based solely around the hebophilia? I would encourage you to read it, as the prose is magnificent. But judging by your less than impressive vocabulary, I doubt you would be able to understand it. To the girl who called me a loser and said I was trying to show off because lI said you should read Tolstoy's epic 'War and Peace': I wasn't aware that reading something was suddenly a huge achievement. The fact that I wanted you to read it meant that I believed you were the rare type of woman who could endure such a lengthy piece of literature. The irony is that later in another thread I saw you talking about how you read all the Harry Potter books before you turned 12. Chopper fucking sucks!! It's plainly obvious to see that you view the arts in the most superficial way possible. There's no way I would ever date someone like that. To all the other girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see l didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend If you're gonna harass multiple women in a Facebook group you should go big I guess.
Books, Dad, and Dating: Moderator 18 mins
 Several women in this group have blocked me on Facebook for contacting
 them privately. You know..heh....the irony is that whenever I contact my
 fellow men from this group T am generally met with an enthusiastic
 response. I wonder why that is....
 I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a
 gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply
 with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable
 of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come
 around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot
 that is
 First off, yes l'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal
 healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that
 should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my
 intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi
 how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?' When we
 started having a conversation in one of the threads did I precede my
 comment with 'Hi, sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure,
 maybe some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an
 infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But women these
 days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic
 relationship with the other sex
 To the girl who showed her dad my message and made him call the cops
 Do you have any idea just how ironic that is? I was trying to explain to you
 how Atwood's 'The Handmaid's Tale' has been severely misinterpreted by
 third wave feminists. And then you convinced a man to apply
 authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am a male. It turns
 out that men can also be oppressed in society, as was Atwood's intended
 message of her novel
 To the girl who called me an 'incel' for trying to discuss Nabokov's
 magnum opus 'Lolita': Your lame feminist buzzwords have no bearing on
 my mental health. Do you really think I like it based solely around the
 hebophilia? I would encourage you to read it, as the prose is magnificent.
 But judging by your less than impressive vocabulary, I doubt you would be
 able to understand it.
 To the girl who called me a loser and said I was trying to show off
 because lI said you should read Tolstoy's epic 'War and Peace': I wasn't
 aware that reading something was suddenly a huge achievement. The
 fact that I wanted you to read it meant that I believed you were the rare
 type of woman who could endure such a lengthy piece of literature. The
 irony is that later in another thread I saw you talking about how you read
 all the Harry Potter books before you turned 12. Chopper fucking sucks!!
 It's plainly obvious to see that you view the arts in the most superficial
 way possible. There's no way I would ever date someone like that.
 To all the other girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in
 their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see l
 didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will
 always respect your decision no matter how misguided it may be. As you
 can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you
 that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and
 knowledgable friend
If you're gonna harass multiple women in a Facebook group you should go big I guess.

If you're gonna harass multiple women in a Facebook group you should go big I guess.