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Alive, Bitch, and Chill: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 24/10/18 Important question: when you do finger guns, do you stick up both pointer and middle finger or just pointer? Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am Both? Haha Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm What about sounds? What do you do when you shoot? Pew pew? Haha Say we had a duel and I whipped out both hands, would that be too far? Hmm...you better be prepared for when i wip out two hands pew pew sounds* "I dodgeroll to the nearest table flipping it in one swift motion for cover * flips table in slow motion puts finger guns to head* Are you feelin lucky...punk? sweat beads down my forehead* Ok, ok, you got me "you feel a finger poke the back of your head* You hear a somewhat familiar Boston accent say "Do you?" You turn around and to your surprise you see Danny Devito standing behind you. He's on my side gulp *slowly lowers fingers guns Chill..violence is NOT the answer, okay?. jumps up and shoots Danny in the shoulder* *you feel a finger gun on your back, you slowly turn to see Clint Eastwood behind you *the cold finger on my back sends a shiver down my spine* "He starts whistling This is the End by The Doors, great song. "This is how I wish to go out"I say calmly, accepting my fate Are you are fucking writer? And then boom I open my eyes to see that I am still alive and well. Not Clint However I look at you in shock as you lower your finger gun. Clint collapses to the ground "You're welcome" you say I wish Imao " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i ask, very confused... "You fall to the ground, you're about to faint I rush over to you to catch you Succeeding You go cold then all of a sudden a shadow rushes over you Danny Devito's possession got it's revenge* We both wave the white flag and go grab a couple of drinks laughing about what just took place " cheers", i say, holding my basic white bitch drink over to yours (vodka soda) The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend
Alive, Bitch, and Chill: YOU MATCHED WITH
 ON 24/10/18
 Important question: when you do
 finger guns, do you stick up both
 pointer and middle finger or just
 pointer?
 Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am
 Both? Haha
 Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm
 What about sounds? What do
 you do when you shoot?
 Pew pew? Haha
 Say we had a duel and I whipped
 out both hands, would that be
 too far?
 Hmm...you better be prepared
 for when i wip out two hands
 pew pew sounds*
 "I dodgeroll to the nearest table
 flipping it in one swift motion for
 cover
 * flips table in slow motion
 puts finger guns to head*
 Are you feelin lucky...punk?
 sweat beads down my
 forehead*
 Ok, ok, you got me
 "you feel a finger poke the back
 of your head*
 You hear a somewhat familiar
 Boston accent say "Do you?"
 You turn around and to your
 surprise you see Danny Devito
 standing behind you. He's on my
 side
 gulp
 *slowly lowers fingers guns
 Chill..violence is NOT the answer,
 okay?.
 jumps up and shoots Danny in
 the shoulder*
 *you feel a finger gun on your
 back, you slowly turn to see Clint
 Eastwood behind you
 *the cold finger on my back
 sends a shiver down my spine*
 "He starts whistling This is the
 End by The Doors, great song.
 "This is how I wish to go out"I
 say calmly, accepting my fate
 Are you are fucking writer?
 And then boom
 I open my eyes to see that I am
 still alive and well. Not Clint
 However
 I look at you in shock as you
 lower your finger gun. Clint
 collapses to the ground
 "You're welcome" you say
 I wish Imao
 " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i
 ask, very confused...
 "You fall to the ground, you're
 about to faint
 I rush over to you to catch you
 Succeeding
 You go cold then all of a sudden
 a shadow rushes over you
 Danny Devito's possession got
 it's revenge*
 We both wave the white flag and
 go grab a couple of drinks
 laughing about what just took
 place
 " cheers", i say, holding my
 basic white bitch drink over to
 yours
 (vodka soda)
The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend

The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend

Jail, Memes, and Police: Unarmed Black Man Shot In The Back While Lying On The Ground, Mainstreanm Media lsn't Covering It Rp @thevitiligo_outlaw - 27 year old DejuanGuillory & his girlfriend were riding a four wheeler late night, on a gravel road headed to a lake to go swimming… and passed an officer on the side of the road. The officer stopped them and asked for their IDs, which they didn’t have due to the fact they say were going swimming and didn't want to lose them in the water. DeQuince Brown, the girlfriend of Guillory, states the officer got in Dejuans face and began to yell at them about not having identification. The officer Lefleur & Dejuan got into an argument. Dejuan pushed the officers finger out of his face and in return Officer Lefleur pushed Dejuan off of the 4 wheeler. The 2 got into a fist fight. DeQuince begged her boyfriend to stop in which he did and retreated back to the 4 wheeler. Lefleur drew his weapon and ordered the couple to the ground. “They were both on the ground. Guillory was on the ground, on his belly, his hands behind his back, and the officer had a gun trained at Guilregraback. They were still arguing back and forth but Guillory was on the ground as directed. His hands were behind his back. He was not resisting. He began pleading, “please don’t shoot me, I have three kids,” All of a sudden, a shot rang out.” According to DeQuince Brown, she jumped on the officer’s back to prevent him from killing her boyfriend and bit LaFleur (hence the reported injuries to the officer). LaFluer then fired three more shots at Guillory. (DeQuince is currently in jail on charges of attempted murder of a police officer.) Brown also states that two ambulances came to the scene, but “One ambulance loaded the deputy in and took him to the hospital. The other one left empty. When she left in a police car, Guillory’s body was still on the gravel road.” When asked if anyone treated Guillory, “As far as she knows, she never witnessed anybody attempt CPR for Guillory. It may have happened, but she didn’t see it.” 😠😢 this is the world we're living in. RIP DejuanGuillory he leaves behind 3 kids. *update* rumors are circulating that Dejuan was sleeping with the officers ex wife. TheVitiligoOutlaw - - regrann 4biddenknowledge
Jail, Memes, and Police: Unarmed Black Man Shot In The Back
 While Lying On The Ground, Mainstreanm
 Media lsn't Covering It
Rp @thevitiligo_outlaw - 27 year old DejuanGuillory & his girlfriend were riding a four wheeler late night, on a gravel road headed to a lake to go swimming… and passed an officer on the side of the road. The officer stopped them and asked for their IDs, which they didn’t have due to the fact they say were going swimming and didn't want to lose them in the water. DeQuince Brown, the girlfriend of Guillory, states the officer got in Dejuans face and began to yell at them about not having identification. The officer Lefleur & Dejuan got into an argument. Dejuan pushed the officers finger out of his face and in return Officer Lefleur pushed Dejuan off of the 4 wheeler. The 2 got into a fist fight. DeQuince begged her boyfriend to stop in which he did and retreated back to the 4 wheeler. Lefleur drew his weapon and ordered the couple to the ground. “They were both on the ground. Guillory was on the ground, on his belly, his hands behind his back, and the officer had a gun trained at Guilregraback. They were still arguing back and forth but Guillory was on the ground as directed. His hands were behind his back. He was not resisting. He began pleading, “please don’t shoot me, I have three kids,” All of a sudden, a shot rang out.” According to DeQuince Brown, she jumped on the officer’s back to prevent him from killing her boyfriend and bit LaFleur (hence the reported injuries to the officer). LaFluer then fired three more shots at Guillory. (DeQuince is currently in jail on charges of attempted murder of a police officer.) Brown also states that two ambulances came to the scene, but “One ambulance loaded the deputy in and took him to the hospital. The other one left empty. When she left in a police car, Guillory’s body was still on the gravel road.” When asked if anyone treated Guillory, “As far as she knows, she never witnessed anybody attempt CPR for Guillory. It may have happened, but she didn’t see it.” 😠😢 this is the world we're living in. RIP DejuanGuillory he leaves behind 3 kids. *update* rumors are circulating that Dejuan was sleeping with the officers ex wife. TheVitiligoOutlaw - - regrann 4biddenknowledge

Rp @thevitiligo_outlaw - 27 year old DejuanGuillory & his girlfriend were riding a four wheeler late night, on a gravel road headed to a lak...

A Dream, Alive, and Bitch: r/PandR 4h redd it trump: no politician in history has ever been treated worse or more unfairly than m Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown I had a dream I was at the beach again and it was some weird like oceanfront restaurant except you just say in the water but there was also like a pier above you could eat on and so my family was on the pier but I went down into the water and i can't remember if it was like really shallow like I was just standing in the water or if it was deep and i was floating but I looked down and all of a sudden a whale shark appeared and I was like holy shit but then I was like? what the fuck? it was just its head. so I asked an employee or something and they were like oh yeah he's just a head but he's still alive he just floats around. and then later I was sitting on the beach with all these people from my school that I'm just not friends with at all and this one girl was sitting like closer towards the water and all of a sudden a really big wave came and since the girl was sitting it was like as tall as she was and a great white shark started swimming towards her like INSIDE THE WAVE and nobody else seemed to notice and I was like BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKIDNHS RUN. also at some point in the dream me and my friend went to another persons house and I'm not really friends with them but like I sometimes talked to them at school and I can't remember what we did or anything but they ended up getting really mad at me for some reason. OH and another thing, the part where I was on the beach and the shark almost at the girl, for whatever reason, and this happens a lot in my dreams, o just am not able to turn a certain direction. like I was trying so hard to look to the left in my dream and I either a) just can't move my head or b) everything to that side is just blank even though I know there are people there cause I can hear them. it's so obnoxious and I can feel myself getting like annoyed idk
A Dream, Alive, and Bitch: r/PandR
 4h redd it
 trump: no politician in history
 has ever been treated worse
 or more unfairly than m
 Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown
I had a dream I was at the beach again and it was some weird like oceanfront restaurant except you just say in the water but there was also like a pier above you could eat on and so my family was on the pier but I went down into the water and i can't remember if it was like really shallow like I was just standing in the water or if it was deep and i was floating but I looked down and all of a sudden a whale shark appeared and I was like holy shit but then I was like? what the fuck? it was just its head. so I asked an employee or something and they were like oh yeah he's just a head but he's still alive he just floats around. and then later I was sitting on the beach with all these people from my school that I'm just not friends with at all and this one girl was sitting like closer towards the water and all of a sudden a really big wave came and since the girl was sitting it was like as tall as she was and a great white shark started swimming towards her like INSIDE THE WAVE and nobody else seemed to notice and I was like BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKIDNHS RUN. also at some point in the dream me and my friend went to another persons house and I'm not really friends with them but like I sometimes talked to them at school and I can't remember what we did or anything but they ended up getting really mad at me for some reason. OH and another thing, the part where I was on the beach and the shark almost at the girl, for whatever reason, and this happens a lot in my dreams, o just am not able to turn a certain direction. like I was trying so hard to look to the left in my dream and I either a) just can't move my head or b) everything to that side is just blank even though I know there are people there cause I can hear them. it's so obnoxious and I can feel myself getting like annoyed idk

I had a dream I was at the beach again and it was some weird like oceanfront restaurant except you just say in the water but there was also ...

Memes, Conscience, and 🤖: "O ALLAH, TURNER OF HEARTS, MAKE MY HEART FIRM ON YOUR DEEN AND SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL OF FITNAH AMEEN" @islam 4everyone Inspiring Story After Finishing Salat (Prayer) A Muslimah Sit On Her Salah Mat To Make Du’aa... While She Was Praying To Her Lord, Her Mobile Rang. She Picked Up Saying :”Assalamu AlaikUm Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh!” A Voice Of A Young Man Replied :”Wa Alaikum Assalam Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh! Can I Speak To (So And So) Please?” The Muslim Girl Said :”Sorry Brother, You Have Dialed The Wrong Number..." Then She Hung Up. After Few Minutes, Her Mobile Rang Again. She Picked Up, It Was The Young Man Who Called Her Minutes Ago. He Told Her :”I Called Again To Apologize For Disturbing You! You Seems To Be Good Girl! Can I Know You Better?” The Girl Was Shocked For Few Seconds But Then She Replied: ”Brother… Fear Allah! You Suppose To Be At Masjid Praying Salatul ‘Ishaa But Here You Are Going After Girls To Flirt With Them At Night! Here You Are Disobeying Your Lord Instead Of Obeying Him! Shame On You!!!” After Saying These Words, She Immediately Hang Up. Few Days Later, He Called Her Again: ”Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh Sister, Plz Don’t Hang Up! I Want To Apologize Again And Inform That I Went Back To Pray All My 5 Daily Prayers At Masjid! All Praises To Allah And Thank You For Waking Me Up From My Neglectfulness! Plz, Can I Know The Name Of The One Through Whom Allah Guided Me? I Really Need Someone Like You In My Life To Strengthen My Iman And Support Me To Stay On The Right Path! Plz Help Me Sister, May Allah Reward You For That!” She Didn't Reply And Started To Think : ”Should She Accept To Help Him To Stay On Right Path? Should She Accept That He Will Be In Touch With Her From Time To Time To Help Him Strengthen His Imaan?” She Heard A Satanic Voice Whispering :”He Is Good Guy Now! Why Are You So Worried About It?! Let Him Call You... You Both Have Pure Intention! He Really Needs You! If You Refuse His Suggestion, He Will Go Astray And It Will Be Your Fault!! “ She Was About To Tell Him Her Name But Suddenly A Little Voice Whispered :”Allah Is Watching You”… It Was Her Conscience Which Woke Her Up From Making A Big Mistake! “Sorry Brother!” She Replied Finally :” continues 👇👇👇
Memes, Conscience, and 🤖: "O ALLAH,
 TURNER OF
 HEARTS,
 MAKE MY
 HEART
 FIRM ON
 YOUR DEEN
 AND SAVE
 ME FROM
 THE EVIL
 OF FITNAH
 AMEEN"
 @islam 4everyone
Inspiring Story After Finishing Salat (Prayer) A Muslimah Sit On Her Salah Mat To Make Du’aa... While She Was Praying To Her Lord, Her Mobile Rang. She Picked Up Saying :”Assalamu AlaikUm Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh!” A Voice Of A Young Man Replied :”Wa Alaikum Assalam Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh! Can I Speak To (So And So) Please?” The Muslim Girl Said :”Sorry Brother, You Have Dialed The Wrong Number..." Then She Hung Up. After Few Minutes, Her Mobile Rang Again. She Picked Up, It Was The Young Man Who Called Her Minutes Ago. He Told Her :”I Called Again To Apologize For Disturbing You! You Seems To Be Good Girl! Can I Know You Better?” The Girl Was Shocked For Few Seconds But Then She Replied: ”Brother… Fear Allah! You Suppose To Be At Masjid Praying Salatul ‘Ishaa But Here You Are Going After Girls To Flirt With Them At Night! Here You Are Disobeying Your Lord Instead Of Obeying Him! Shame On You!!!” After Saying These Words, She Immediately Hang Up. Few Days Later, He Called Her Again: ”Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah Wa Barakatuh Sister, Plz Don’t Hang Up! I Want To Apologize Again And Inform That I Went Back To Pray All My 5 Daily Prayers At Masjid! All Praises To Allah And Thank You For Waking Me Up From My Neglectfulness! Plz, Can I Know The Name Of The One Through Whom Allah Guided Me? I Really Need Someone Like You In My Life To Strengthen My Iman And Support Me To Stay On The Right Path! Plz Help Me Sister, May Allah Reward You For That!” She Didn't Reply And Started To Think : ”Should She Accept To Help Him To Stay On Right Path? Should She Accept That He Will Be In Touch With Her From Time To Time To Help Him Strengthen His Imaan?” She Heard A Satanic Voice Whispering :”He Is Good Guy Now! Why Are You So Worried About It?! Let Him Call You... You Both Have Pure Intention! He Really Needs You! If You Refuse His Suggestion, He Will Go Astray And It Will Be Your Fault!! “ She Was About To Tell Him Her Name But Suddenly A Little Voice Whispered :”Allah Is Watching You”… It Was Her Conscience Which Woke Her Up From Making A Big Mistake! “Sorry Brother!” She Replied Finally :” continues 👇👇👇

Inspiring Story After Finishing Salat (Prayer) A Muslimah Sit On Her Salah Mat To Make Du’aa... While She Was Praying To Her Lord, Her Mobil...