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Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂

So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved ...

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: <p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165787699463/thetoxicginger-polar-solstice" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thetoxicginger.tumblr.com/post/165786128202/polar-solstice-nightkunoichi-a-friendly" class="tumblr_blog">thetoxicginger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://polar-solstice.tumblr.com/post/165784382364/nightkunoichi-a-friendly-reminder-not-to-put" class="tumblr_blog">polar-solstice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165783894498/a-friendly-reminder-not-to-put-undiluted-essential" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A friendly reminder not to put undiluted essential oils on your skin. My mint essential oil ate through this styrofoam cup in aroun 20-30 mins when i got pulled away before i diluted it. And it was only about 4-5 drops.</p></blockquote> <p>Someone once bought me undiluted tea tree oil facial pads and told me to put undiluted tea tree oil on my face as an acne treatment, and I had to show her that it stripped the paint off metal with no scrubbing before she realized why that was a terrible idea. DILUTE. YOUR. OILS.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aromaweb.com/articles/dilutingessentialoils.asp">https://www.aromaweb.com/articles/dilutingessentialoils.asp</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>This is a good website that explains in more depth why you don’t use raw essential oil on skin and how to dilute it with a proper “carriers” ie. Lotions, veg/coconut/ect oils and others. A good rule of thumb thought is to use a carrier that isn’t water and low viscosity. Also don’t use essential oils then go into the sun wait about 30-40 mins to adsorbed into the skin because it will boil/fry your skin. </p> </blockquote> <p>reblogging for the reference!</p> </blockquote>
Tumblr, Blog, and Good: <p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165787699463/thetoxicginger-polar-solstice" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thetoxicginger.tumblr.com/post/165786128202/polar-solstice-nightkunoichi-a-friendly" class="tumblr_blog">thetoxicginger</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165783894498/a-friendly-reminder-not-to-put-undiluted-essential" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A friendly reminder not to put undiluted essential oils on your skin.  My mint essential oil ate through this styrofoam cup in aroun 20-30 mins when i got pulled away before i diluted it.  And it was only about 4-5 drops.</p></blockquote>
<p>Someone once bought me undiluted tea tree oil facial pads and told me to put undiluted tea tree oil on my face as an acne treatment, and I had to show her that it stripped the paint off metal with no scrubbing before she realized why that was a terrible idea. DILUTE. YOUR. OILS.</p>
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<p><a href="https://www.aromaweb.com/articles/dilutingessentialoils.asp">https://www.aromaweb.com/articles/dilutingessentialoils.asp</a></p>
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<p>This is a good website that explains in more depth why you don’t use raw essential oil on skin and how to dilute it with a proper “carriers” ie. Lotions, veg/coconut/ect oils and others. A good rule of thumb thought is to use a carrier that isn’t water and low viscosity. Also don’t use essential oils then go into the sun wait about 30-40 mins to adsorbed into the skin because it will boil/fry your skin. </p>
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<p>reblogging for the reference!</p>
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<p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165787699463/thetoxicginger-polar-solstice" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p> <bl...

Click, Frozen, and Tumblr: Aerogel, also known as frozen smoke, is the world's lowest density solid, clocking in anywhere from 95-99% air. If you hold a piece in your hand, it is almost impossible to feel or see, but if you poke it, it is like styrofoam. Also, it can support up to 4,000 times its own weight. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watermelonsarerad.tumblr.com/post/88079307653/dephoria-watermelonsarerad-ultrafacts">watermelonsarerad</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dephoria.tumblr.com/post/88079082514/watermelonsarerad-ultrafacts-source-for-more">dephoria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watermelonsarerad.tumblr.com/post/88077551238/ultrafacts-source-for-more-posts-like-this">watermelonsarerad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafactsblog.com/post/88016651033/source-for-more-posts-like-this-click-here-to">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.aerogel.org/?p=3">Source</a> For more posts like this, <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/follow/ultrafacts"><strong>CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts </strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>IMAGINE HAVING A BED OUT OF THAT</p> </blockquote> <p>LIKE SLEEPING ON A LITERAL CLOUD</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS PERSON GETS IT</p> </blockquote> <p>That would be so trippy 😃</p>
Click, Frozen, and Tumblr: Aerogel, also known as frozen smoke,
 is the world's lowest density solid,
 clocking in anywhere from 95-99% air.
 If you hold a piece in your hand, it is
 almost impossible to feel or see, but if
 you poke it, it is like styrofoam. Also, it
 can support up to 4,000 times its own
 weight.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://watermelonsarerad.tumblr.com/post/88079307653/dephoria-watermelonsarerad-ultrafacts">watermelonsarerad</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dephoria.tumblr.com/post/88079082514/watermelonsarerad-ultrafacts-source-for-more">dephoria</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.aerogel.org/?p=3">Source</a> For more posts like this, <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/follow/ultrafacts"><strong>CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts </strong></a></p>
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<p>IMAGINE HAVING A BED OUT OF THAT</p>
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<p>LIKE SLEEPING ON A LITERAL CLOUD</p>
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<p>THIS PERSON GETS IT</p>
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<p>That would be so trippy 😃</p>

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Billboard, Chris Brown, and Lean: Insiders say Chris Brown "Dancing With Death", Detail Drug Abuse & Mental Illness Caballeralert Read more: www.balleralert.com Insiders say Chris Brown “Dancing With Death”; Detail Drug Abuse & Mental Illness-blogged by @hshtgmike ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New insider reports from ChrisBrown’s camp detail the singer’s drug habit and mental illness in an article published to Billboard Thursday morning. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A former employee, who remains anonymous, tells Billboard of a night around this time in 2016. The ex-employee explains Brown had just been on one of his many coke binges, empty Styrofoam cups littered throughout his master bedroom; lean was his comedown of choice. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The doorbell rings for a delivery. “Do your f*cking job!,” Brown yells at one of his security guards who regularly stayed up late at night to check Brown’s pulse. But he was asleep while his partner was on duty. The doorbell rings again, this time a construction worker. “I’m going to show you what it’s like not to work with Chris Brown for two weeks,” he shouts at the guards, kicking them both out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2014, Brown was diagnosed with Bipolar II disorder, a condition defined by hypomanic and depressive episodes. The condition is triggered by extreme stress and drug and alcohol abuse. Also cited in the report, by Brown’s probation officer, were “untreated PTSD” and “inappropriate” self-medicating.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Brown was preparing for the European leg of his One Hell of a Nite Tour around this time, but according to members of his team, he would stay up for as long as three days at a time, snorting cocaine and using Xanax, marijuana, Molly, and Lean. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He will cuss you out and say, ‘Hey man, I’m functioning. I’m going to get the work out.’ And he does,” a current member of his team tells Billboard. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During his last run of dates on the One Hell of a Nite Tour, a former employee confesses that Brown threatened his tour manager, leading her to quit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But [he’s not] the first functional star who thinks they can handle those powerful drugs. I got to say with all my heart, he’s dancing with death.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2009 …to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile) readmore logon
Billboard, Chris Brown, and Lean: Insiders say Chris Brown "Dancing
 With Death", Detail Drug Abuse &
 Mental Illness
 Caballeralert
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
Insiders say Chris Brown “Dancing With Death”; Detail Drug Abuse & Mental Illness-blogged by @hshtgmike ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New insider reports from ChrisBrown’s camp detail the singer’s drug habit and mental illness in an article published to Billboard Thursday morning. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A former employee, who remains anonymous, tells Billboard of a night around this time in 2016. The ex-employee explains Brown had just been on one of his many coke binges, empty Styrofoam cups littered throughout his master bedroom; lean was his comedown of choice. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The doorbell rings for a delivery. “Do your f*cking job!,” Brown yells at one of his security guards who regularly stayed up late at night to check Brown’s pulse. But he was asleep while his partner was on duty. The doorbell rings again, this time a construction worker. “I’m going to show you what it’s like not to work with Chris Brown for two weeks,” he shouts at the guards, kicking them both out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2014, Brown was diagnosed with Bipolar II disorder, a condition defined by hypomanic and depressive episodes. The condition is triggered by extreme stress and drug and alcohol abuse. Also cited in the report, by Brown’s probation officer, were “untreated PTSD” and “inappropriate” self-medicating.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Brown was preparing for the European leg of his One Hell of a Nite Tour around this time, but according to members of his team, he would stay up for as long as three days at a time, snorting cocaine and using Xanax, marijuana, Molly, and Lean. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He will cuss you out and say, ‘Hey man, I’m functioning. I’m going to get the work out.’ And he does,” a current member of his team tells Billboard. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During his last run of dates on the One Hell of a Nite Tour, a former employee confesses that Brown threatened his tour manager, leading her to quit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But [he’s not] the first functional star who thinks they can handle those powerful drugs. I got to say with all my heart, he’s dancing with death.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2009 …to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile) readmore logon

Insiders say Chris Brown “Dancing With Death”; Detail Drug Abuse & Mental Illness-blogged by @hshtgmike ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New insider repo...

America, Bad, and Crime: Cracked.com hr America's Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared -- http://goo.gl/ T3gcbE "We can't imagine living in constant danger ON PURPOSE." -- Australians AUSTRALIA BY THE (HORRIFYING) NUMBERS 6 FT FOOT TALL MURDER BIRDS FIRE TORNADOES, LIKE, EVERYWHERE DOZENS OF KINDS OF · uenomous snakes KINDS OF SHARKS BUT HEY, AT LEAST THEY DON'T HAVE MORE GUNS THAN PEOPLE GRAGKED <p><a href="http://hellmoshing.tumblr.com/post/134781235922/proudblackconservative-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">hellmoshing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/134779646459/senpatriarch-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/134779499746/proudblackconservative-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/134779354299/senpatriarch-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/134779289506/proudblackconservative-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/134779215899/senpatriarch-proudblackconservative-i-mean" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/134779140326/proudblackconservative-i-mean-seriously-what" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/134778975484/i-mean-seriously-what-the-hell-is-this-bullshit" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I mean seriously, what the hell is this bullshit? <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mTqbGt2RvF3TXAk_tGNG4iA">@cracked</a> you used to at least *pretend* to be a comedy website without a glaring political affiliation. This is absolutely embarrassing.</p></blockquote> <p>&gt;Has a higher violent crime rate</p><p>&gt;Actually has a plethora of illegal guns throughout the country</p><p>God damn Australia, are you all retards or just the ones who worked for Cracked?</p></blockquote> <p>“We can’t imagine living in constant danger on purpose”. Right, because people in America are literally being shot down all day every day no matter where they are constantly all of the time. Why I was shot three times just going to the grocery store for eggs this morning</p></blockquote> <p>That’s funny, while I was out jogging earlier tonight I got shot 5 times. And that was just from one car.</p><p>Australia really can’t say shit about “living in constant danger on purpose” they live in fucking Australia.</p></blockquote> <p>They also can’t say shit because they don’t even have a bill of rights. Forgive me if I’m not taking any morality lessons from a country that pretty much makes up human rights as it goes along.</p></blockquote> <p>I didn’t know that, but to me it doesn’t matter. I look at things much more individually though, so maybe that’s why.</p><p>But Australia seriously doesn’t have a bill of rights? Does the government there know it could become a horrible dictatorship legally in their country? That’s fucked up, someone might want to get on that.</p></blockquote> <p>“Unlike most similar liberal democracies, Australia has no Bill of Rights to protect human rights in a single document. Rather rights may be found in the Constitution, common law and legislation - Acts passed by the Commonwealth Parliament or State or Territory Parliaments.”</p><p>Direct quote from an Australian government website. Basically human rights can be found in “common law” and whatever else the government decides you deserve at any given moment. Basically Australia can screw right off with its sanctimonious blathering about human rights when they don’t even have a clear definition of them.</p></blockquote> <p>The view that non-Americans have of us that, since we have highly publicized crimes, everyone must be living in a war zone is the same view that non-Californians have that, because we get rare earthquakes that cause serious damage, we must be constantly dodging debris from falling skyscrapers, except in this analogy, it ends with people from the east coast trying to pass laws saying we have to replace all our buildings with styrofoam</p><p>It’d be kinda funny if it wasn’t so annoying</p></blockquote> <p>Seriously I pretty much tune out whenever someone from a different country starts weighing in on American gun and tax issues. If I gave a shit what your country thought, I would live there.</p>
America, Bad, and Crime: Cracked.com
 hr
 America's Gun Problem Is So Bad Even
 Australians Are Scared -- http://goo.gl/
 T3gcbE
 "We can't imagine living in constant danger
 ON PURPOSE." -- Australians

 AUSTRALIA
 BY THE (HORRIFYING) NUMBERS
 6 FT
 FOOT
 TALL
 MURDER
 BIRDS
 FIRE TORNADOES,
 LIKE, EVERYWHERE
 DOZENS OF KINDS OF
 · uenomous snakes
 KINDS OF
 SHARKS
 BUT HEY, AT LEAST THEY DON'T HAVE
 MORE GUNS THAN PEOPLE
 GRAGKED
<p><a href="http://hellmoshing.tumblr.com/post/134781235922/proudblackconservative-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">hellmoshing</a>:</p>

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<blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/134778975484/i-mean-seriously-what-the-hell-is-this-bullshit" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>I mean seriously, what the hell is this bullshit? <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mTqbGt2RvF3TXAk_tGNG4iA">@cracked</a> you used to at least *pretend* to be a comedy website without a glaring political affiliation. This is absolutely embarrassing.</p></blockquote>

<p>&gt;Has a higher violent crime rate</p><p>&gt;Actually has a plethora of illegal guns throughout the country</p><p>God damn Australia, are you all retards or just the ones who worked for Cracked?</p></blockquote>

<p>“We can’t imagine living in constant danger on purpose”. Right, because people in America are literally being shot down all day every day no matter where they are constantly all of the time. Why I was shot three times just going to the grocery store for eggs this morning</p></blockquote>

<p>That’s funny, while I was out jogging earlier tonight I got shot 5 times. And that was just from one car.</p><p>Australia really can’t say shit about “living in constant danger on purpose” they live in fucking Australia.</p></blockquote>

<p>They also can’t say shit because they don’t even have a bill of rights. Forgive me if I’m not taking any morality lessons from a country that pretty much makes up human rights as it goes along.</p></blockquote>

<p>I didn’t know that, but to me it doesn’t matter. I look at things much more individually though, so maybe that’s why.</p><p>But Australia seriously doesn’t have a bill of rights? Does the government there know it could become a horrible dictatorship legally in their country? That’s fucked up, someone might want to get on that.</p></blockquote>

<p>“Unlike most similar liberal democracies, Australia has no Bill of Rights to protect human rights in a single document. Rather rights may be found in the Constitution, common law and legislation - Acts passed by the Commonwealth Parliament or State or Territory Parliaments.”</p><p>Direct quote from an Australian government website. Basically human rights can be found in “common law” and whatever else the government decides you deserve at any given moment. Basically Australia can screw right off with its sanctimonious blathering about human rights when they don’t even have a clear definition of them.</p></blockquote>

<p>The view that non-Americans have of us that, since we have highly publicized crimes, everyone must be living in a war zone is the same view that non-Californians have that, because we get rare earthquakes that cause serious damage, we must be constantly dodging debris from falling skyscrapers, except in this analogy, it ends with people from the east coast trying to pass laws saying we have to replace all our buildings with styrofoam</p><p>It’d be kinda funny if it wasn’t so annoying</p></blockquote>

<p>Seriously I pretty much tune out whenever someone from a different country starts weighing in on American gun and tax issues. If I gave a shit what your country thought, I would live there.</p>

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