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store: the-memedaddy: thecakeofpan: swirly-rainbow: the-memedaddy: meirl I OWN THIS SHIRT Where can I get this shirt?? Here’s the shirt…and btw here’s a discount code:  MARCHFLASH
store: the-memedaddy:

thecakeofpan:

swirly-rainbow:


the-memedaddy:

meirl


I OWN THIS SHIRT



Where can I get this shirt??

Here’s the shirt…and btw here’s a discount code: 

MARCHFLASH

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store: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this
store: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

store: Seen at a local liquor store.
store: Seen at a local liquor store.

Seen at a local liquor store.

store: mayticks-art: There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles. ETSY TWITTERINSTAGRAM
store: mayticks-art:


There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles.


ETSY

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mayticks-art: There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles....

store: chibird: Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon
store: chibird:

Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud.

Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: Share with someone who is doing their best. ✨ This ghostie is very amazed and proud. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webto...

store: I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store
store: I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store

I wear a mask 12+ hours a day at work and I’m still going to wear one in public you can suck it up for an hour at the grocery store

store: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.
store: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem
store: I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

I think my grocery store might have a theft problem

store: My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.
store: My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

My local liquor store has a genuine feeling about quarantine.

store: randomslasher: seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat. There is no downside to this at all This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great. Bless u ^ humanity still exists.  Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books Bless this post and you kind hearted people. AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further. 
store: randomslasher:

seek-strength:
geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books


Bless this post and you kind hearted people.

AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further. 

randomslasher: seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: H...

store: I work at a grocery store bakery…
store: I work at a grocery store bakery…

I work at a grocery store bakery…

store: cheeseanonioncrisps: roseverdict: roseverdict: jus-tea: Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down. Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play. But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today. [Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.] HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons). One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them. Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected. Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”
store: cheeseanonioncrisps:

roseverdict:

roseverdict:


jus-tea:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,
She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.
Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.






[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]
HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT



It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”

cheeseanonioncrisps: roseverdict: roseverdict: jus-tea: Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospita...

store: ingridisamaze: jadedsoggy: 30-minute-memes: Too complicated, it’s just soap. WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?! F U C K Y O U
store: ingridisamaze:

jadedsoggy:

30-minute-memes:
Too complicated, it’s just soap.
WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?!



F U C K Y O U

ingridisamaze: jadedsoggy: 30-minute-memes: Too complicated, it’s just soap. WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GENDER AT THE SOAP STORE?! F U...

store: chibird: Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later. Chibird Store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon
store: chibird:

Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later.


Chibird Store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: Be kind to any resting bees you find. ♡ They will appreciate it very much and bless you later. Chibird Store | Positive Pin C...

store: Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.
store: Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

Made a time capsule on the back of a puzzle. Whoever buys it at the thrift store will have to figure out how to flip it.

store: I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.
store: I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.

I can’t go to the toy store, so I’ve been coming up with creative solutions to keep my toddler entertained.

store: plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱
store: plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱

plinnerofficial:When I’m finally able to buy milk in the grocery store 🐱

store: If I walk into a store with a bandana on my face it’s not ending well for me
store: If I walk into a store with a bandana on my face it’s not ending well for me

If I walk into a store with a bandana on my face it’s not ending well for me

store: Detroit liquor store tells it like it is
store: Detroit liquor store tells it like it is

Detroit liquor store tells it like it is

store: Detroit liquor store tells it like it is
store: Detroit liquor store tells it like it is

Detroit liquor store tells it like it is

store: babylonian: Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”
store: babylonian:

Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”

babylonian: Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”

store: thomkemeyer: My Illustration for “kult” Magazine, Issue #19 - Superstitions
store: thomkemeyer:
My Illustration for “kult” Magazine, Issue #19 - Superstitions

thomkemeyer: My Illustration for “kult” Magazine, Issue #19 - Superstitions

store: tom-marvolo-dildo: me as a store owner
store: tom-marvolo-dildo:
me as a store owner

tom-marvolo-dildo: me as a store owner

store: captain-snark: closet-keys: the-memedaddy: meirl I mean, that’s a decision you’re making. You can dress however you want. you wear the pajamas to the craft store to get the materials for the real one
store: captain-snark:
closet-keys:

the-memedaddy:
meirl
I mean, that’s a decision you’re making. You can dress however you want. 

you wear the pajamas to the craft store to get the materials for the real one

captain-snark: closet-keys: the-memedaddy: meirl I mean, that’s a decision you’re making. You can dress however you want. you wear the...

store: omg-humor:Proud of my local Grocery store!
store: omg-humor:Proud of my local Grocery store!

omg-humor:Proud of my local Grocery store!

store: Proud of my local Grocery store!
store: Proud of my local Grocery store!

Proud of my local Grocery store!

store: If the store is not out I’m getting some on my next visit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
store: If the store is not out I’m getting some on my next visit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

If the store is not out I’m getting some on my next visit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

store: If the store is not out I’m getting some on my next visit
store: If the store is not out I’m getting some on my next visit

If the store is not out I’m getting some on my next visit

store: This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale
store: This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale

This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale

store: After seeing people at the grocery store I made a meme.
store: After seeing people at the grocery store I made a meme.

After seeing people at the grocery store I made a meme.

store: Publix grocery store got jokes.
store: Publix grocery store got jokes.

Publix grocery store got jokes.

store: Publix grocery store got jokes.
store: Publix grocery store got jokes.

Publix grocery store got jokes.

store: At my local grocery store…
store: At my local grocery store…

At my local grocery store…

store: This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale
store: This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale

This pet store names all of the fish they have for sale

store: Corona virus has people going nuts. The lady in front of me at the store is panic buying 10 cases of water
store: Corona virus has people going nuts. The lady in front of me at the store is panic buying 10 cases of water

Corona virus has people going nuts. The lady in front of me at the store is panic buying 10 cases of water

store: Corona virus has people going nuts. The lady in front of me at the store is panic buying 10 cases of water
store: Corona virus has people going nuts. The lady in front of me at the store is panic buying 10 cases of water

Corona virus has people going nuts. The lady in front of me at the store is panic buying 10 cases of water

store: I’m just posting this, because I need as many people as possible to see this absolute gem of a book I noticed at a store
store: I’m just posting this, because I need as many people as possible to see this absolute gem of a book I noticed at a store

I’m just posting this, because I need as many people as possible to see this absolute gem of a book I noticed at a store

store: thecakeofpan: swirly-rainbow: the-memedaddy: meirl I OWN THIS SHIRT Where can I get this shirt?? Here’s the shirt…and btw here’s a discount code:  MARCHFLASH
store: thecakeofpan:

swirly-rainbow:


the-memedaddy:

meirl


I OWN THIS SHIRT



Where can I get this shirt??

Here’s the shirt…and btw here’s a discount code: 

MARCHFLASH

thecakeofpan: swirly-rainbow: the-memedaddy: meirl I OWN THIS SHIRT Where can I get this shirt?? Here’s the shirt…and btw here’...

store: Store brand memes
store: Store brand memes

Store brand memes

store: chibird: You can pass the bee heart to someone else! 🐝❤️️ Note, I used the European spelling of “traveller” with two l’s instead of one. : ) Chibird Store | Patreon | Webtoon
store: chibird:

You can pass the bee heart to someone else! 🐝❤️️ Note, I used the European spelling of “traveller” with two l’s instead of one. : )

Chibird Store | Patreon | Webtoon

chibird: You can pass the bee heart to someone else! 🐝❤️️ Note, I used the European spelling of “traveller” with two l’s instead of one....

store: linestickeroftheday:(x)
store: linestickeroftheday:(x)

linestickeroftheday:(x)

store: chibird: Snail and cat, unlikely but good friends! 🐌🐈💕 With a soft and pure friendship, like Pooh and Piglet. Chibird Store | Patreon | Webtoon
store: chibird:

Snail and cat, unlikely but good friends! 🐌🐈💕 With a soft and pure friendship, like Pooh and Piglet.

Chibird Store | Patreon | Webtoon

chibird: Snail and cat, unlikely but good friends! 🐌🐈💕 With a soft and pure friendship, like Pooh and Piglet. Chibird Store | Patreon |...

store: Coming to store Shelves in 2021
store: Coming to store Shelves in 2021

Coming to store Shelves in 2021

store: linestickeroftheday:(x)
store: linestickeroftheday:(x)

linestickeroftheday:(x)