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stomach ache: brucebannersbadmanners It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming. She wasn't in the second or third film as those took place on the other island. She was, however, in Jurassic World where (spoilers) she saved everyone's asses, JUST like she did at the end of the first film. So let's do a tally here. Humans Killed: 1 Humans Saved: 8 + 1 velociraptor In conclusion the T-rex is the real protagonist of the series thank you. raptorix Of course!! She was the pride and joy of the park. She probably had an audience when she hatched. She imprinted on people, not dinosaurs. Her whole life she was given her proteins handed to her, she has never had to really hunt to survive. She is like a captive-bred tiger. She probably had favorite human handlers. She could tell which humans were the nasty one Reframe the movie where Rexy (that's what l'm calling her) is just as scared as the humans that the power went out, that things were falling apart. She was exploring outside her habitat. She wanted to play with the jeeps. Maybe she wanted to help get the small human out of jeep? Be free, tiny humans! Come back, tiny humans! Don't fall off the cliff, tiny humans! The lawyer smelled bad. Rexy really disliked his smell. He tried to hide it on the toilet, but her nose easily found him. He didn't taste as good as goat, though. His stinky clothes gave her a stomach ache for days. Rexy tried to figure out where the humans went. She found them at the visitors center. And when she got there, a rude raptor wanted to pick a fight with her. No! Get off my bak. What is this thing falling on me??? Someone bring me a goat I'm hungry True Protagonist
stomach ache: brucebannersbadmanners
 It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official
 name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one
 human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who
 abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming. She wasn't
 in the second or third film as those took place on the other
 island. She was, however, in Jurassic World where (spoilers)
 she saved everyone's asses, JUST like she did at the end of
 the first film. So let's do a tally here.
 Humans Killed: 1
 Humans Saved: 8 + 1 velociraptor
 In conclusion the T-rex is the real protagonist of the series
 thank you.
 raptorix
 Of course!!
 She was the pride and joy of the park. She probably had an
 audience when she hatched. She imprinted on people, not
 dinosaurs. Her whole life she was given her proteins handed
 to her, she has never had to really hunt to survive. She is like
 a captive-bred tiger. She probably had favorite human
 handlers. She could tell which humans were the nasty one
 Reframe the movie where Rexy (that's what l'm calling her) is
 just as scared as the humans that the power went out, that
 things were falling apart.
 She was exploring outside her habitat. She wanted to play
 with the jeeps. Maybe she wanted to help get the small
 human out of jeep? Be free, tiny humans! Come back, tiny
 humans! Don't fall off the cliff, tiny humans!
 The lawyer smelled bad. Rexy really disliked his smell. He
 tried to hide it on the toilet, but her nose easily found him. He
 didn't taste as good as goat, though. His stinky clothes gave
 her a stomach ache for days.
 Rexy tried to figure out where the humans went. She found
 them at the visitors center. And when she got there, a rude
 raptor wanted to pick a fight with her. No! Get off my bak.
 What is this thing falling on me??? Someone bring me a goat
 I'm hungry
True Protagonist

True Protagonist

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stomach ache: where does it hurt
 Stomach
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 when ur lasa
 get cold
Ok but rt next day lasagna when u microwave it 🤟🏼😔🤟🏼💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️🤰🏻🤰🏻

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stomach ache: <p><a href="http://young-anarchist.tumblr.com/post/173627898894/libertybill-fed-durst-megapope" class="tumblr_blog">young-anarchist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173626033912/fed-durst-megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fed-durst.tumblr.com/post/173625877229/megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on" class="tumblr_blog">fed-durst</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://megapope.tumblr.com/post/173625865757/thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too" class="tumblr_blog">megapope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/173610564677/i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too-long-now-they" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I left my sausages on the grill too long, now they are extra-cronchy.</p></blockquote> <p>lot to unpack in this one</p> </blockquote> <p>looking at this post just gives me a stomach ache</p> </blockquote> <p>Yo, I don’t wanna hear anyone roasting me for my pizza when this exists.</p> </blockquote> <p>the thing about your pizza i that the entire thing looked disgusting. at least the buttered bread in this looks edible </p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIiX85InXZ_5gFO1XlH6zKA">@libertybill</a> you made us look at that cake with our own two eyes yesterday you have no defense 😐</p>
stomach ache: <p><a href="http://young-anarchist.tumblr.com/post/173627898894/libertybill-fed-durst-megapope" class="tumblr_blog">young-anarchist</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173626033912/fed-durst-megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fed-durst.tumblr.com/post/173625877229/megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on" class="tumblr_blog">fed-durst</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://megapope.tumblr.com/post/173625865757/thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too" class="tumblr_blog">megapope</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/173610564677/i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too-long-now-they" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I left my sausages on the grill too long, now they are extra-cronchy.</p></blockquote>
<p>lot to unpack in this one</p>
</blockquote>
<p>looking at this post just gives me a stomach ache</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Yo, I don’t wanna hear anyone roasting me for my pizza when this exists.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>the thing about your pizza i that the entire thing looked disgusting. at least the buttered bread in this looks edible </p></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIiX85InXZ_5gFO1XlH6zKA">@libertybill</a> you made us look at that cake with our own two eyes yesterday you have no defense 😐</p>

<p><a href="http://young-anarchist.tumblr.com/post/173627898894/libertybill-fed-durst-megapope" class="tumblr_blog">young-anarchist</a>:<...

stomach ache: What to do when youre trans boyfriend is on his period . make sure he is very comfortable and very warm .make sure he's wearing just his underwear (panties or briefs, no boxers) and a loose t-shirt. It may be tough, but make him comfortable enough to get out of his binder as that will make him throw up/hurt more make sure he has chocolate (dark chocolate works best) no caffeine. Hot decaf tea is amazing . keep them drinking hot liquids for as long as possible Rub their tummies, put a good amount of pressure, like hand kneading dough, in the space beneath their belly buttorn hot rice bags. put all of their blankets in the dryer before bed kiss their faces a lot, do this tenderly and softly . . . make sure that they feel masculine and okay. This is a big reminder that their bodies are wrong and that they are not in the right place. You are the right place for them to be, so you have to make sure they are feeling safe and secure, mentally and physically If they can, keep them walking/working out. Walking relieves cramps, as does sit ups. If the pain is too much this is not possible. make sure they eat. A lot of people on their periods do not feel hungry but they need to eat something. Make sure it's a light and not too filling meal so it doesnt give them a stomach ache Ugh cooking stuff takes too much effort. I can't be a r S e d to preheat the oven or wait for things to be edible. I'm just gonna chow down on some frozen chicken nuggets -Chance 🌸
stomach ache: What to do when youre trans
 boyfriend is on his period
 . make sure he is very comfortable and very warm
 .make sure he's wearing just his underwear (panties or briefs, no boxers)
 and a loose t-shirt. It may be tough, but make him comfortable enough to
 get out of his binder as that will make him throw up/hurt more
 make sure he has chocolate (dark chocolate works best)
 no caffeine. Hot decaf tea is amazing
 . keep them drinking hot liquids for as long as possible
 Rub their tummies, put a good amount of pressure, like hand kneading
 dough, in the space beneath their belly buttorn
 hot rice bags.
 put all of their blankets in the dryer before bed
 kiss their faces a lot, do this tenderly and softly
 .
 .
 .
 make sure that they feel masculine and okay. This is a big reminder that
 their bodies are wrong and that they are not in the right place. You are
 the right place for them to be, so you have to make sure they are feeling
 safe and secure, mentally and physically
 If they can, keep them walking/working out. Walking relieves cramps, as
 does sit ups. If the pain is too much this is not possible.
 make sure they eat. A lot of people on their periods do not feel hungry
 but they need to eat something. Make sure it's a light and not too filling
 meal so it doesnt give them a stomach ache
Ugh cooking stuff takes too much effort. I can't be a r S e d to preheat the oven or wait for things to be edible. I'm just gonna chow down on some frozen chicken nuggets -Chance 🌸

Ugh cooking stuff takes too much effort. I can't be a r S e d to preheat the oven or wait for things to be edible. I'm just gonna chow do...