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Funny, T-Mobile, and China: T-Mobile 3:34 PM View embed image0.jpg The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during ezercises with Sirngapor's naer in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines ASIA China may be using sea E to hide its submarines ld d to sual and certainly not to furth- er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." The South China Sea - bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysla Is one of the world's most important shipplng lanes. China asserts it holds WAA SNEe to 80 nuclear-powered, It also. has at least thrce nuclear powered submarines ca- pable of launching ballis- tde missiles and is plan- ning to add five more, according to a Pentagon report released last year. In an April media briet. ing iri Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the that devekped by the Utited States and Russia Its subenarine program is a major part of that push. Since submarines can often avold detection, they are less vuinerable to a firct-strike attack than land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or puclear bombers. China's JL2 subemarine United States was eatily tracking their subemarines in the open ocecas. So the Soviets crated beavily mined and fortl- fied zones for thele subs tu operate as close to the United Sutes as posible Ope was in the White Se of northwest Rosla end the other was in the Sea Othotuk, north of Japan Hmmmmm. Yes this floor is made of floor.
Funny, T-Mobile, and China: T-Mobile
 3:34 PM
 View embed
 image0.jpg
 The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during ezercises with Sirngapor's naer
 in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines
 ASIA
 China may be using sea
 E to hide its submarines
 ld
 d to
 sual
 and certainly not to furth-
 er militarize outposts in
 the South China Sea."
 The South China Sea -
 bounded by Vietnam,
 China, Taiwan, Japan, the
 Philippines and Malaysla
 Is one of the world's most
 important shipplng lanes.
 China asserts it holds
 WAA SNEe to 80
 nuclear-powered, It also.
 has at least thrce nuclear
 powered submarines ca-
 pable of launching ballis-
 tde missiles and is plan-
 ning to add five more,
 according to a Pentagon
 report released last year.
 In an April media briet.
 ing iri Washington, a top
 U.S. Navy official said the
 that devekped by the
 Utited States and Russia
 Its subenarine program is
 a major part of that push.
 Since submarines can
 often avold detection,
 they are less vuinerable to
 a firct-strike attack than
 land-based intercontinen-
 tal ballistic missiles or
 puclear bombers.
 China's JL2 subemarine
 United States was eatily
 tracking their subemarines
 in the open ocecas.
 So the Soviets crated
 beavily mined and fortl-
 fied zones for thele subs tu
 operate as close to the
 United Sutes as posible
 Ope was in the White Se
 of northwest Rosla end
 the other was in the Sea
 Othotuk, north of Japan
Hmmmmm. Yes this floor is made of floor.

Hmmmmm. Yes this floor is made of floor.

Being Alone, Empire, and Future: Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest when it was "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a chance against the Dominion actually Jarl Hrolfdir who Joined the Legion because he is tired of the Stormcloaks tearing everything apart and weakening everyone ordered it Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army, what is emphacized in His leader refuses to have a navy despite the fact that most of Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) cards from the Heroes of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone. Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship was legal there and that the nords Ulfric clearly states that Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying he won't let the moot Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got of Whiterun were ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that personally captured by an imperial general the Dominion is a sleeping beast and that the nords won't be able Says the Emperor was a coward for to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but in a few months ter the gor says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush after the general was in charge of the legions The Virgin Stormcloak vs The Chad Legionnaire
Being Alone, Empire, and Future: Heroes of Skyrim shows
 Stormcloak soldiers fighting
 Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets
 are a must have in the legion
 without helmets
 "The Virgin Stormcloak"
 "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE"
 His leader started
 this war because
 he thought it was
 the Emperor who
 ordered his arrest
 when it was
 "Most of the Legion is tied down on the
 border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The
 Emperor can't afford to risk weakening
 Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial
 City, our war here is just a sideshow. An
 interlude before the main event against
 the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius
 Has been fighting weakened
 legions composed of locally
 recruited men to a standstill
 for years and thinks he and
 his shield-brothers have a
 chance against the Dominion
 actually Jarl
 Hrolfdir who
 Joined the Legion because
 he is tired of the Stormcloaks
 tearing everything apart and
 weakening everyone
 ordered it
 Part of an unnorganized
 and undisciplined army,
 what is emphacized in
 His leader refuses to
 have a navy despite
 the fact that most of
 Part of an organized and disciplined
 force, what is also enphacized in cards
 from The Elder Scrolls: Legends
 (specially the Tullius' Conscription card)
 cards from the Heroes of
 Skyrim's shores are
 controlled by the
 Stormcloaks
 Skyrim expansion of The
 Elder Scrolls: Legends
 Him and his shield brothers
 are basically defending
 themselves from the
 Stormcloaks, since the
 imperial supporting nords of
 Skyrim have fought pretty
 much by themselves for most
 of the Civil War
 Dialogues from Stormcloak
 soldiers and Beirand reveal that
 Does not know the
 Uses a simple chainmail
 shirt that barely covers his
 limbs, just like regular city
 guards
 a great part of Skyrim's
 legionnaires use plate (heavy)
 armor, which provides more
 protection than chainmail alone.
 Thalmor mostly
 act alone, from the
 shadows and
 without help from
 the Legion
 Claims to value the
 nord traditions but
 Attacks Whiterun,
 a neutral hold,
 just to expand the
 position of
 army he is part of,
 despite the fact
 that Talos worship
 was legal there
 and that the nords
 Ulfric clearly states that
 Does not help the Thalmor
 kidnap Talos worshippers
 around, despite what the
 Stormcloaks keep saying
 he won't let the moot
 Will certainly have the Legions of
 Cyrodiil, which are stronger and
 more powerful, as allies when the
 next war against the Aldmeri
 Dominion starts, which means he
 and his shield brothers certainly
 won't fight the Dominion by
 themselves in the future.
 choose Elisif if he has
 any say in it
 His leader had
 barely caught the
 attention of
 Cyrodiil before he
 killed Torygg, and
 after this he got
 of Whiterun were
 ruling themselves
 Him as his shield brothers are being used by
 the Thalmor as means to and end to keep
 the war on and keep Skyrim weakened,
 what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion
 (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks
 started the Civil War)
 Hates the Thalmor but knows that
 personally
 captured by an
 imperial general
 the Dominion is a sleeping beast
 and that the nords won't be able
 Says the Emperor
 was a coward for
 to defeat by blindly swinging their
 weapons at the Dominion while
 the Empire is weakened
 signing the
 Concordact but
 in a few months
 ter the gor
 says nothing about
 Ulfric surrendering
 to Tullius' ambush
 after the general
 was in charge of
 the legions
The Virgin Stormcloak vs The Chad Legionnaire

The Virgin Stormcloak vs The Chad Legionnaire

Shower, White House, and Say It: The light bulb – they got rid of the light bulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive and – I hate to say it – it doesn't make you look as good. Of course, being a vain person, that's very important to me. It's like – it gives you an orange look. I don't want an orange look. Has anyone noticed that? So we'll have to change those bulbs in at least a couple rooms where I am in the White House. . We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers. And other elements of bathrooms – where you turn the faucet on, in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it – and you don't get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out, just dripping out, very quietly, dripping out. People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water. .. You go into a new building, or a new house or a new home, and they have standards where you don't get water. You can't wash your hands practically, so little water comes out of the faucet. And the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes you much longer to wash your hands. For the most part, you have many states where they have so much water, it comes down – it's called rain. They don't know what to do with it. A lot of things we do are based on common sense. .. If I didn't get elected you wouldn't have a steel industry. .. We weren't going to have a steel industry. It's called rain —Trump. It's real, also LED bulbs make you look orange.
Shower, White House, and Say It: The light bulb – they got rid of the light bulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many
 times more expensive and – I hate to say it – it doesn't make you look as good. Of course,
 being a vain person, that's very important to me. It's like – it gives you an orange look. I don't
 want an orange look. Has anyone noticed that? So we'll have to change those bulbs in at least a
 couple rooms where I am in the White House. . We have a situation where we're looking very
 strongly at sinks and showers. And other elements of bathrooms – where you turn the faucet
 on, in areas where there's tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea
 because you could never handle it – and you don't get any water. You turn on the faucet and
 you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out, just dripping out,
 very quietly, dripping out. People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.
 They end up using more water. .. You go into a new building, or a new house or a new home,
 and they have standards where you don't get water. You can't wash your hands practically, so
 little water comes out of the faucet. And the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes
 you much longer to wash your hands. For the most part, you have many states where they
 have so much water, it comes down – it's called rain. They don't know what to do with it. A lot
 of things we do are based on common sense. .. If I didn't get elected you wouldn't have a steel
 industry. .. We weren't going to have a steel industry.
It's called rain —Trump. It's real, also LED bulbs make you look orange.

It's called rain —Trump. It's real, also LED bulbs make you look orange.

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Cars, Children, and Jail: and Ca 8, Mo. TUST received, at No. 43 Fourth street, opposite the Planters House: GRAHAM'S MAGAZINE, for Oetober. THE LILY OF SONORA, a tale of Northern Mexico: by H Auguste narge of G. Chipman, author of the Dying Volunteer, the Oathot HE THE YOUNG CHEVALIER; or, The Disputed Inher new st No. 57 sale. s eash an Havi manufa fine cla сaга, я prosecut- by A. Dumas. THE BELLE OF THE COURT; or, One in a Thousand: ly defend- G. P. R. James. THE CADO; by John Tomlin, author of the Monomaniao, ete, etc. RECOLLECTIONS OF ANTHONY; by A. Dumas. 04 5t ad died, ove the rt of the on they larceny ed. STRATTON & BARNARD, 43 Fonrth st. FOR SALE-At Rodger's stable, on Franklin ave- -nue, between Third and Fourth streets, a Buggy, almoss 04 3* STRAYED BORSE-Came to the Bazaar Stable. on Olive street, between Third and Fourth, October 1st, 1819, one bright bay Horse, 11 er 12 y ears old, small star on the forehead and some saddle marks. The owrer is desired to Blue blue an ver dou cloth sa sey saci new, with Horse and Harnes. simere ing a prove property, pay eharges and take him away. of tf in Sapen ey and tweed. Taylor HAVEN & PEGRAM. NEGROES FOR SALE-A strong healthy wo-2 man, 35 to 40 years of age, a first rate cook, ironer and washer, speaks French and English, and her twe children, a boy seven years, and girl three years old. Also, & sprightly 11 year old girl, all from the conntry. A first rate woman cook, washer and ironer, for sale, not to leave the eity. Apply at 104 Loeust street. ace, was Our si varietie lowprie en, velv hout the 04 lw* NEGRO GIRL FOR SALE-A likely young negro girl, about 14years old-sold for no fault. The owner har- ing no use for her, would prefer to sell to a resident of the State. Apply on Broadway, first brick house south of How- Silk, qualitie and sear and fined ory shirt &e., &e. of Wash 03 quired for ard street. 04 3t RAIL ROAD AND STEAMBOAT LINE. For Naples, Jacksonville and Springfield. a pigeon- -esterday. The fine passenge r steamner, TIME AND 'TIDE, (E. W. Gould master) will leave St. Louis every Mfonday, Wednesday and Fridav, at 5 o'clock, P. M. arriving at Naples next morning in time for passengers to take the morning train of cars, at Il o'clock, for Jacksonville and Spring field. Returning, will e first de- leave Naples every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evening, on the arrival of the cars at 3 o'clock, and arrive in St. Louis next 04 Im EŠpringfield Journal aud Register, Bellville Advocate, Alton Telegraph, and Jacksonville papers copy to amount of $2, and COM For the arisin James H. matis the F in the arisin THIS pleas easés wit tient. T pound Ex it eradies bodt Spris 16 taken calle the vir to jail to morning. charge this office. it larceny RACES.-St. Louis Course, Seeond Thursday, Oetober 4th, Purse $200. Two mile Day grand lar- ats. Jeroine WWhite entirs g. h. St. Louia by Altorf, dam, Flete dress red and blus. Henry Welsh entels s. m. Eliza Goddin, by Decator, dafn, Co- runna dress blue and white. 04 1t* selling li $1. of TAKE rilla, whis at the Cits aat corner JNO. SHANNON, Proprieter. FRUIT TREES-We have now on hand and for salo, 40.000 Fruit Trees, of the most approved varieties in the United States. Our nursery has been cstablished twelve years, and we spared no pains to obtam a choice soleetion of fruit. Our trees aro large aud thrifty, prices low, aud torms eash. Orders to any part of the eountry willL bo attended to. Now is the t. Louis can obtain ilar Pamily wertisoments PRESEE Louis pormaneut education a course of for the inT of the best of thirteen ne hopes to fession. Office on time to send your orders. MARSH, PEARSON & DUNFORD. au16 Alton, Oetober 1, 1849-eod 2m "ORE, WESTERN CONSOLIDATED. visiting the MISSOURI STATE LOTTERY, for the benefit of the town of New Pranklin. W. Gregory & Co., Mauagers. Class No. 238 for 1849, Lettery, Clasa 239, to be drawn at Covington, Kontucky, Thurs- day, Oct 4, 1849. 78 Num ber Lottery. 13 Drawn Ballots. Drawn with Western Consolidated Kentucky State mend a visit 3 stock is su- i11 герау апу nose affieted be depended Medicines of DAL HIS exc Tof the SPLENDID SCHEME: 5,000 5,000 I ... . . 5,000 5.000 also curest Just your usual classified ads for slaves for sale in the eighteen hundreds
Cars, Children, and Jail: and Ca
 8, Mo.
 TUST received, at No. 43 Fourth street, opposite the Planters
 House:
 GRAHAM'S MAGAZINE, for Oetober.
 THE LILY OF SONORA, a tale of Northern Mexico: by H
 Auguste
 narge of G. Chipman, author of the Dying Volunteer, the Oathot
 HE
 THE YOUNG CHEVALIER; or, The Disputed Inher
 new st
 No. 57
 sale. s
 eash an
 Havi
 manufa
 fine cla
 сaга, я
 prosecut- by A. Dumas.
 THE BELLE OF THE COURT; or, One in a Thousand: ly
 defend-
 G. P. R. James.
 THE CADO; by John Tomlin, author of the Monomaniao,
 ete, etc.
 RECOLLECTIONS OF ANTHONY; by A. Dumas.
 04 5t
 ad died,
 ove the
 rt of the
 on they
 larceny
 ed.
 STRATTON & BARNARD, 43 Fonrth st.
 FOR SALE-At Rodger's stable, on Franklin ave-
 -nue, between Third and Fourth streets, a Buggy, almoss
 04 3*
 STRAYED BORSE-Came to the Bazaar Stable.
 on Olive street, between Third and Fourth, October 1st,
 1819, one bright bay Horse, 11 er 12 y ears old, small star
 on the forehead and some saddle marks. The owrer is desired to
 Blue
 blue an
 ver dou
 cloth sa
 sey saci
 new, with Horse and Harnes.
 simere
 ing a
 prove property, pay eharges and take him away.
 of tf
 in
 Sapen
 ey and
 tweed.
 Taylor
 HAVEN & PEGRAM.
 NEGROES FOR SALE-A strong healthy wo-2
 man, 35 to 40 years of age, a first rate cook, ironer
 and washer, speaks French and English, and her twe
 children, a boy seven years, and girl three years old.
 Also, & sprightly 11 year old girl, all from the conntry. A first
 rate woman cook, washer and ironer, for sale, not to leave the eity.
 Apply at 104 Loeust street.
 ace, was
 Our si
 varietie
 lowprie
 en, velv
 hout the
 04 lw*
 NEGRO GIRL FOR SALE-A likely young negro
 girl, about 14years old-sold for no fault. The owner har-
 ing no use for her, would prefer to sell to a resident of the
 State. Apply on Broadway, first brick house south of How-
 Silk,
 qualitie
 and sear
 and fined
 ory shirt
 &e., &e.
 of Wash
 03
 quired for ard street.
 04 3t
 RAIL ROAD AND STEAMBOAT LINE.
 For Naples, Jacksonville and Springfield.
 a pigeon-
 -esterday.
 The fine passenge r steamner, TIME AND
 'TIDE, (E. W. Gould master) will leave St.
 Louis every Mfonday, Wednesday and Fridav,
 at 5 o'clock, P. M. arriving at Naples next
 morning in time for passengers to take the morning train of cars,
 at Il o'clock, for Jacksonville and Spring field. Returning, will
 e first de- leave Naples every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evening, on
 the arrival of the cars at 3 o'clock, and arrive in St. Louis next
 04 Im
 EŠpringfield Journal aud Register, Bellville Advocate, Alton
 Telegraph, and Jacksonville papers copy to amount of $2, and
 COM
 For the
 arisin
 James H.
 matis
 the F
 in the
 arisin
 THIS
 pleas
 easés wit
 tient. T
 pound Ex
 it eradies
 bodt Spris
 16 taken
 calle
 the vir
 to jail to
 morning.
 charge this office.
 it larceny
 RACES.-St. Louis
 Course, Seeond
 Thursday, Oetober 4th,
 Purse $200. Two mile
 Day
 grand lar-
 ats.
 Jeroine WWhite entirs g. h. St. Louia by Altorf, dam, Flete dress
 red and blus.
 Henry Welsh entels s. m. Eliza Goddin, by Decator, dafn, Co-
 runna dress blue and white.
 04 1t*
 selling li
 $1.
 of
 TAKE
 rilla, whis
 at the Cits
 aat corner
 JNO. SHANNON, Proprieter.
 FRUIT TREES-We have now on hand and for salo,
 40.000 Fruit Trees, of the most approved varieties in the
 United States. Our nursery has been cstablished twelve
 years, and we spared no pains to obtam a choice soleetion of
 fruit. Our trees aro large aud thrifty, prices low, aud torms eash.
 Orders to any part of the eountry willL bo attended to. Now is the
 t. Louis
 can obtain
 ilar Pamily
 wertisoments
 PRESEE
 Louis
 pormaneut
 education
 a course of
 for the inT
 of the best
 of thirteen
 ne hopes to
 fession.
 Office on
 time to send your orders.
 MARSH, PEARSON & DUNFORD.
 au16
 Alton, Oetober 1, 1849-eod 2m
 "ORE,
 WESTERN CONSOLIDATED.
 visiting the MISSOURI STATE LOTTERY, for the benefit of the town of
 New Pranklin. W. Gregory & Co., Mauagers. Class No.
 238 for 1849,
 Lettery, Clasa 239, to be drawn at Covington, Kontucky, Thurs-
 day, Oct 4, 1849. 78 Num ber Lottery. 13 Drawn Ballots.
 Drawn with Western Consolidated Kentucky State
 mend a visit
 3 stock is su-
 i11 герау апу
 nose affieted
 be depended
 Medicines of
 DAL
 HIS exc
 Tof the
 SPLENDID SCHEME:
 5,000
 5,000
 I ... . .
 5,000
 5.000
 also curest
Just your usual classified ads for slaves for sale in the eighteen hundreds

Just your usual classified ads for slaves for sale in the eighteen hundreds

Being Alone, Family, and God: Far Right Far Left -Requires 100% political control of the people and assets of the nation (and entire globe!) to function. -Cannot allow any competiting states or institutions of any kind. All are violently attacked and destroyed. -Claims to be against heirarchy, but is always ruled by a single ruthless supreme dictator, hailed as a God. -No human rights. No right to life. You are owned by the state and the state can murder you at any time. -Hunts down and murders its own citizens for thought crimes, AKA "counter-revolutionary activity". -Rhetoric is filled with demonization, dehumanization, and othering of their "political enemies". -You labor for the State, and the State alone, The State is the foundation and center of all human existence. -Believes everything should be free, and there will somehow be no more work. Can never explain how. -Can function with under 1000 people. Allows voluntary forms of collective ownership. -The more states, the merrier! Competition breeds quality and variety. -Actually has no rulers. Is governed by opt-in voluntary contractual law. -Strong defense of inalienable human rights, granted by God, enshrined in law, -Debates its opponents. Alternative political arrangements and institutions are encouraged. -Rhetoric is filled with moral philosophy, civics, economics, science, and history. -You labor for your organization, business, or family. You are the king of your castle, -Prices are natural, and profits are how producers/ workers are rewarded, Far left vs Far right
Being Alone, Family, and God: Far Right
 Far Left
 -Requires 100% political control of the people and
 assets of the nation (and entire globe!) to function.
 -Cannot allow any competiting states or institutions of
 any kind. All are violently attacked and destroyed.
 -Claims to be against heirarchy, but is always ruled by a
 single ruthless supreme dictator, hailed as a God.
 -No human rights. No right to life. You are owned by
 the state and the state can murder you at any time.
 -Hunts down and murders its own citizens for thought
 crimes, AKA "counter-revolutionary activity".
 -Rhetoric is filled with demonization, dehumanization,
 and othering of their "political enemies".
 -You labor for the State, and the State alone, The State
 is the foundation and center of all human existence.
 -Believes everything should be free, and there will
 somehow be no more work. Can never explain how.
 -Can function with under 1000 people. Allows
 voluntary forms of collective ownership.
 -The more states, the merrier! Competition breeds
 quality and variety.
 -Actually has no rulers. Is governed by opt-in
 voluntary contractual law.
 -Strong defense of inalienable human rights,
 granted by God, enshrined in law,
 -Debates its opponents. Alternative political
 arrangements and institutions are encouraged.
 -Rhetoric is filled with moral philosophy, civics,
 economics, science, and history.
 -You labor for your organization, business, or family.
 You are the king of your castle,
 -Prices are natural, and profits are how producers/
 workers are rewarded,
Far left vs Far right

Far left vs Far right

Africa, Apparently, and Asian: * [-) =lH O points 26 minutes ago* PeopleAreForcedToDependOnCompaniesWhichAreUnderNoSuchCivicObligations Imagine strawmanning every capitalist country as laissez-faire anarcho-capitalism. Capitalist privilege: • Seizing the means of production throughout self-employment (nobody exploits you) • Social minimum income: € 1.203,43 • Housing is a human right. (Article 2252 of the Dutch constitution) • Healthcare is a human right. (Article 2252 of the Dutch constitution) • Education is a human right. (Article 2282 of the Dutch constitution) • Free movement of people and goods is a human right. (Article 45 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the EU) There are just some of the daily privileges I enjoy under capitalism in the Netherlands and as an EU citizen. permalink embed save parent report give award reply * [-) known_person 1 point 17 minutes ago Do you seriously think that everyone can even afford to start their own business? I don't know what kind of fantasy world you live in But anyway, onto your other points • Higher education, which is in this modern world inherently necessary to get a good job, is not free Even though you have decent social welfare, as I pointed out, you live in a very rich country; your country consists of exploiters, not exploitees. Your economy could not function if it were not for sweatshops in Asia making cheap manufactured goods and mines in Africa providing cheap raw material using child labor. The people in those Asian and African capitalist states don't share your privilege or opportunity to any decree. Capitalism is still exploitative, even if it doesn't exploit you. Please be less selfish. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply = L O points 4 minutes ago Do you seriously think that everyone can even afford to start their own business? Yes, everyone, even children. Chamber of commerce even has an entire page dedicated to it. Here is an video about an 13 year old making 300 euro per hour. I don't know what kind of fantasy world you live in I live in a capitalist fantasy, not a socialist bureaucratic shithole like the US. You are against capitalism, because capitalism allows the workers to seize the means of production. Higher education, which is in this modern world inherently necessary to get a good job, is not free Under capitalism it's free. Also nice fucking class shaming you bourgeise pig. You seriously think downvoting my comments will somehow save you from getting sent to a camp? You think you can fool people by saying high educated people are somehow "working class people"? Your economy could not function if it were not for sweatshops in Asia making cheap manufactured goods and mines in Africa providing cheap raw material using child labor. Just fucking say you are a Fascist dumbass. All your complains lead to Fascism, which promotes autarky economics. If you are antifascist, then by definition you are defending the neoliberal status quo that exploits third world countries. You just admitted that you support Trump because he is an COMRADE who wants products MADE IN THE US. I never thought I could see so many wrong takes in a single comment. Apparently, Trump is a socialist, communists actually want fascism, college tuition doesn't exist, and capitalism allows the workers to seize the means of production
Africa, Apparently, and Asian: * [-)
 =lH
 O points 26 minutes ago*
 PeopleAreForcedToDependOnCompaniesWhichAreUnderNoSuchCivicObligations
 Imagine strawmanning every capitalist country as laissez-faire anarcho-capitalism.
 Capitalist privilege:
 • Seizing the means of production throughout self-employment (nobody exploits you)
 • Social minimum income: € 1.203,43
 • Housing is a human right. (Article 2252 of the Dutch constitution)
 • Healthcare is a human right. (Article 2252 of the Dutch constitution)
 • Education is a human right. (Article 2282 of the Dutch constitution)
 • Free movement of people and goods is a human right. (Article 45 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the EU)
 There are just some of the daily privileges I enjoy under capitalism in the Netherlands and as an EU citizen.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 * [-) known_person 1 point 17 minutes ago
 Do you seriously think that everyone can even afford to start their own business? I don't know what kind of fantasy
 world you live in
 But anyway, onto your other points
 • Higher education, which is in this modern world inherently necessary to get a good job, is not free
 Even though you have decent social welfare, as I pointed out, you live in a very rich country; your country
 consists of exploiters, not exploitees. Your economy could not function if it were not for sweatshops in Asia
 making cheap manufactured goods and mines in Africa providing cheap raw material using child labor. The
 people in those Asian and African capitalist states don't share your privilege or opportunity to any decree.
 Capitalism is still exploitative, even if it doesn't exploit you. Please be less selfish.
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 = L O points 4 minutes ago
 Do you seriously think that everyone can even afford to start their own business?
 Yes, everyone, even children. Chamber of commerce even has an entire page dedicated to it.
 Here is an video about an 13 year old making 300 euro per hour.
 I don't know what kind of fantasy world you live in
 I live in a capitalist fantasy, not a socialist bureaucratic shithole like the US.
 You are against capitalism, because capitalism allows the workers to seize the means of production.
 Higher education, which is in this modern world inherently necessary to get a good job, is not free
 Under capitalism it's free. Also nice fucking class shaming you bourgeise pig.
 You seriously think downvoting my comments will somehow save you from getting sent to a camp?
 You think you can fool people by saying high educated people are somehow "working class people"?
 Your economy could not function if it were not for sweatshops in Asia making cheap manufactured goods and
 mines in Africa providing cheap raw material using child labor.
 Just fucking say you are a Fascist dumbass. All your complains lead to Fascism, which promotes autarky economics.
 If you are antifascist, then by definition you are defending the neoliberal status quo that exploits third world countries.
 You just admitted that you support Trump because he is an COMRADE who wants products MADE IN THE US.
I never thought I could see so many wrong takes in a single comment. Apparently, Trump is a socialist, communists actually want fascism, college tuition doesn't exist, and capitalism allows the workers to seize the means of production

I never thought I could see so many wrong takes in a single comment. Apparently, Trump is a socialist, communists actually want fascism, col...

America, Bad, and England: "Stereotypical Nerds" were asked: "If given the choice, what body part would you use to strangle somebody to death? The results were compiled into a 3D pie-chart. The main website for survey gathering was Reddit, specifically the r/AskReddit sub. Each color on the pie chart represents a particular body part. All of the nerds were male and aged between 18-30. Arms: 3-11.5% Hands: 7.26.9% Thighs: 16 - 61.5% The sample size was 26 nerds. There is a meme about how nerds 'love to strangle people with their thighs' so I wondered to myself, 'how true is this? Let's study it and do some math!" so here I go; If there are 2 nerds per 30 students, then it's easy. There's about 80 million kids under age 18 in America. 80 million / 30 * 2 = 5,300,000 nerds. If we include adults, this could go up to 10,000,000 nerds in the United States (of course there are going to be adult stereotypical nerds, such as university professors, scientists, doctors, etc). But for simplicity's sake let's assume 5.000,000 (five million) nerds in the US are of the stereotypical kind. 5,000,000 is 1.5% of the US population. 1.5% of the population of Australia: 375,000 1.5% of the population of England: 990.000 1.5% of the population of New Zealand: [New Zealand is excluded due to low population size] 1.5% of the population of Canada: 563,850 Added up, this equals 6,928,850 nerds. Not bad! Now in England, between 2009/2010, there were 55 murders from strangulation. The US has a population size 5 times that of the UK, which equals an additional (roughly) 275 murders via strangulation, so we have 330 murders via strangulation happening in the US and UK yearly approximately. Canada would be an extra 25 murders via strangulation, so 355. Australia - 1/3rd the size of England, about 18 extra murders via strangulation, so 373 murders via strangulation in large, English speaking countries. I surveyed Reddit asking stereotypical looking nerds (guys, as most stereotypical nerds seem to be male) what body part they would strangle somebody with if they had to choke someone to death. 70% of nerds (50 answered) said they would use their legs or thighs. 70% of the amount of nerds in English speaking countries is 4,850,195 - so this amount of nerds would strangle someone using their thighs. Now 4,850,195 is [1.05%] of 457,600,000 which is the population of large English speaking countries added up. 1.05% of 373 equals 3.9165 strangulation cases from nerds who used their thighs happening in English speaking countries annually, which a new case happening on average every 3 months. 'Nerds' of the stereotypical kind are said to have properly come about in the 1950's, so if we assume the first 'nerd' was around in 1950, then since their conception, nerds have murdered approximately 280 people using their thighs between 1950-2020. It seems as though this phenomenon is under documented as I've only come across four cases of it happening in the news between 2008-2014. But not to worry! In 2019, there were 10 commercial plane crashes, meaning you're 150% (3x) more likely to die in a plane crash than a nerd's thighs! Stereotypical nerds have a tendency to strangle people using their thicc thighs, and according to statistics, strangle on average 4 people to death with their thighs EVERY YEAR. About 280 people have DIED in this exact manner since 1950
America, Bad, and England: "Stereotypical Nerds" were asked:
 "If given the choice, what body part would you use to strangle
 somebody to death?
 The results were compiled into a 3D pie-chart. The main website for
 survey gathering was Reddit, specifically the r/AskReddit sub.
 Each color on the pie chart represents a particular body part. All of
 the nerds were male and aged between 18-30.
 Arms: 3-11.5%
 Hands: 7.26.9%
 Thighs: 16 - 61.5%
 The sample size was 26 nerds.
 There is a meme about how nerds 'love to strangle people with their thighs' so I wondered to myself, 'how true is this? Let's study it and
 do some math!" so here I go;
 If there are 2 nerds per 30 students, then it's easy. There's about 80 million kids under age 18 in America. 80 million / 30 * 2 =
 5,300,000 nerds.
 If we include adults, this could go up to 10,000,000 nerds in the United States (of course there are going to be adult stereotypical nerds,
 such as university professors, scientists, doctors, etc).
 But for simplicity's sake let's assume 5.000,000 (five million) nerds in the US are of the stereotypical kind.
 5,000,000 is 1.5% of the US population.
 1.5% of the population of Australia:
 375,000
 1.5% of the population of England:
 990.000
 1.5% of the population of New Zealand:
 [New Zealand is excluded due to low population size]
 1.5% of the population of Canada:
 563,850
 Added up, this equals 6,928,850 nerds. Not bad!
 Now in England, between 2009/2010, there were 55 murders from strangulation. The US has a population size 5 times that of the UK,
 which equals an additional (roughly) 275 murders via strangulation, so we have 330 murders via strangulation happening in the US and
 UK yearly approximately. Canada would be an extra 25 murders via strangulation, so 355. Australia - 1/3rd the size of England, about
 18 extra murders via strangulation, so 373 murders via strangulation in large, English speaking countries.
 I surveyed Reddit asking stereotypical looking nerds (guys, as most stereotypical nerds seem to be male) what body part they would
 strangle somebody with if they had to choke someone to death. 70% of nerds (50 answered) said they would use their legs or thighs.
 70% of the amount of nerds in English speaking countries is 4,850,195 - so this amount of nerds would strangle someone using their
 thighs.
 Now 4,850,195 is [1.05%] of 457,600,000 which is the population of large English speaking countries added up.
 1.05% of 373 equals 3.9165 strangulation cases from nerds who used their thighs happening in English speaking countries
 annually, which a new case happening on average every 3 months. 'Nerds' of the stereotypical kind are said to have properly come
 about in the 1950's, so if we assume the first 'nerd' was around in 1950, then since their conception, nerds have murdered
 approximately 280 people using their thighs between 1950-2020.
 It seems as though this phenomenon is under documented as I've only come across four cases of it happening in the news between
 2008-2014.
 But not to worry! In 2019, there were 10 commercial plane crashes, meaning you're 150% (3x) more likely to die in a plane crash than a
 nerd's thighs!
Stereotypical nerds have a tendency to strangle people using their thicc thighs, and according to statistics, strangle on average 4 people to death with their thighs EVERY YEAR. About 280 people have DIED in this exact manner since 1950

Stereotypical nerds have a tendency to strangle people using their thicc thighs, and according to statistics, strangle on average 4 people t...