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Stag: thebuttkingpost Greek mythology: aren't the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week Norse mythology: dînghïr cene nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin's permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off wait-whereami Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns scorching the planet but he's mean now so his wife and her rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the moon so he won't be a tvrant forever and we made cake in her honor dominawritesthings Yoruba mythology: a project team of gods was sent to earth on THE most massive project ever and the men decided to exclude the lone woman on the team because har har girls suck, and she responded by taking ALL OF THE WATER ON EARTH and watched the men take L's until the team lead made them take her back This same goddess is the one a group of male human villagers had to appeal to when the women of their village got so pissed off at their fuckery, they literally left and set up shop somewhere else and had zero plans of coming back notavodkashot Aztec mythology: Tezcatlipoca is at it again. Which Tezcatlipoca? Does it even matter at this point? Also, Quetzalcoatl had a bright idea again. It ended up in disaster Again taraljc rish mvthology: local queen kicks husband out of bed for trying to prove he brought more to the marriage. this results in supremely vicious and bloody war over a cow that ravaged Ulster and Connacht nonasuch the talmud: these rabbis are basically LotR wizards as scripted by Mel Brooks. one time Rabbi Eliezer got so mad about an argument over how to make an over kosher that he destroyed 1/3 of the world's crops. it would have been all of them but when they sent someone to tell him he was excommunicated for the oven fight he broke the news gently also he tried to murder Rabbi Hillel with a tidal wave but Hillel rebuked the wave so that was done. runawaymarbles Sumerian mythology: The water god cheated on his wife with his great great granddaughter so now all his limbs are pregnant Source: thebuttking... #greek mythology #mythology #chinese mythology Mythology in 5 seconds
Stag: thebuttkingpost
 Greek mythology: aren't the god great they only sexually
 harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag
 beetle this week
 Norse mythology: dînghïr cene nüt got his name when he
 killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without
 Odin's permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish
 him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off
 wait-whereami
 Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns
 scorching the planet but he's mean now so his wife and her
 rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the
 moon so he won't be a tvrant forever and we made cake in
 her honor
 dominawritesthings
 Yoruba mythology: a project team of gods was sent to earth
 on THE most massive project ever and the men decided to
 exclude the lone woman on the team because har har girls
 suck, and she responded by taking ALL OF THE WATER ON
 EARTH and watched the men take L's until the team lead
 made them take her back
 This same goddess is the one a group of male human
 villagers had to appeal to when the women of their village got
 so pissed off at their fuckery, they literally left and set up shop
 somewhere else and had zero plans of coming back
 notavodkashot
 Aztec mythology: Tezcatlipoca is at it again. Which
 Tezcatlipoca? Does it even matter at this point? Also,
 Quetzalcoatl had a bright idea again. It ended up in disaster
 Again
 taraljc
 rish mvthology: local queen kicks husband out of bed for
 trying to prove he brought more to the marriage. this results in
 supremely vicious and bloody war over a cow that ravaged
 Ulster and Connacht
 nonasuch
 the talmud: these rabbis are basically LotR wizards as
 scripted by Mel Brooks. one time Rabbi Eliezer got so mad
 about an argument over how to make an over kosher that he
 destroyed 1/3 of the world's crops. it would have been all of
 them but when they sent someone to tell him he was
 excommunicated for the oven fight he broke the news gently
 also he tried to murder Rabbi Hillel with a tidal wave but Hillel
 rebuked the wave so that was done.
 runawaymarbles
 Sumerian mythology: The water god cheated on his wife with
 his great great granddaughter so now all his limbs are
 pregnant
 Source: thebuttking...
 #greek mythology #mythology #chinese mythology
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Mythology in 5 seconds

Stag: She's right for once sirenja-and-the-stag: H: I prefer lovers, but she always had a way with words. W: Shut up.
Stag: She's right for once
sirenja-and-the-stag:
H: I prefer lovers, but she always had a way with words.
W: Shut up.

sirenja-and-the-stag: H: I prefer lovers, but she always had a way with words. W: Shut up.

Stag: BIERE DE LUXE hor arbitrary-stag: Me everytime I try beer thinking this time I might like it. cats are all gay hence why they hate beer cus beer is heterosexual cuture; i love science 
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 DE LUXE
 hor
arbitrary-stag:
Me everytime I try beer thinking this time I might like it. 
cats are all gay hence why they hate beer cus beer is heterosexual cuture; i love science 

arbitrary-stag: Me everytime I try beer thinking this time I might like it. cats are all gay hence why they hate beer cus beer is hetero...

Stag: ub client ubclientea ostes SIEMENS Rakuten A group of lads have gone on a stag-do in Barcelona & have hired the Wealdstone raider to go with them 😂
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 ostes
 SIEMENS
 Rakuten
A group of lads have gone on a stag-do in Barcelona & have hired the Wealdstone raider to go with them 😂

A group of lads have gone on a stag-do in Barcelona & have hired the Wealdstone raider to go with them 😂