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Climbing, Fall, and Funny: SHORT MEN! - w4m Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"? Do you have a sense of adventure? Do you like trying new experiences? Are you available in the next few days? Text me and let me know! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers o email to friend best of 1 Back Contact Today 9:31 PM Hello Hello! Who is this? This is Isaac. i'm responding to a personal you posted looking for a date. Do you have any pics? Hold on there, Isaac. Is this the post looking for a man under the height of 5'? yes is I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm not actually looking for a date. I'm looking to hire a shorter man for a single task, for about an 1 hour. Well Paid. Nothing Sexual and Completely Above Board. How much and what $250 Ok, what's the job? My young son, Andrew, keeps opening his bedroom window at night even though I keep telling him not to. It's full-on winter right now and he's blowing up the heating bill when he does it. So if you agree, I'm going to tell him that if he doesn't close the window, a fat evil dwarf will climb into his window and steal all of his toys. I have a ladder for you to climb up to the window and walkie talkies for us to talk When you start climbing into the window, make lots of panting/grunting sounds to wake Andrew. When I hear him yell, I will run into the room with a large broom and bug repellent which I will spray you with before shoving you out of the window with the broom. I have purchased a very large bean bag bed from Sharper Image that we will put under the window for you to fall onto (only about 15 feet). 12AM would be the best time as I know Andrew will be asleep. I can also providea written reference you may add to your employment portfolio. is This is real? Yes, Isaac. And I need results. For sure its fine little job for little men.
Climbing, Fall, and Funny: SHORT MEN! - w4m
 Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"?
 Do you have a sense of adventure?
 Do you like trying new experiences?
 Are you available in the next few days?
 Text me and let me know!
 do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
 o
 email to friend best of 1
 Back
 Contact
 Today 9:31 PM
 Hello
 Hello!
 Who is this?
 This is Isaac. i'm responding to
 a personal you posted looking
 for a date. Do you have any
 pics?
 Hold on there, Isaac. Is this
 the post looking for a man
 under the height of 5'?
 yes is
 I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm
 not actually looking for a date.
 I'm looking to hire a shorter
 man for a single task, for
 about an 1 hour. Well Paid.
 Nothing Sexual and Completely
 Above Board.
 How much and what
 $250
 Ok, what's the job?
 My young son, Andrew, keeps
 opening his bedroom window
 at night even though I keep
 telling him not to. It's full-on
 winter right now and he's
 blowing up the heating bill
 when he does it. So if you
 agree, I'm going to tell him
 that if he doesn't close the
 window, a fat evil dwarf will
 climb into his window and steal
 all of his toys.
 I have a ladder for you to
 climb up to the window and
 walkie talkies for us to talk
 When you start climbing into
 the window, make lots of
 panting/grunting sounds to
 wake Andrew. When I hear
 him yell, I will run into the
 room with a large broom and
 bug repellent which I will spray
 you with before shoving you
 out of the window with the
 broom. I have purchased a
 very large bean bag bed from
 Sharper Image that we will put
 under the window for you to
 fall onto (only about 15 feet).
 12AM would be the best time
 as I know Andrew will be
 asleep. I can also providea
 written reference you may add
 to your employment portfolio.
 is This is real?
 Yes, Isaac. And I need results.
For sure its fine little job for little men.

For sure its fine little job for little men.

Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this thereโ€™s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts
Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter
 listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the
 haunted house and yadda yadda.
 but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted
 houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are
 like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the
 movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's
 no big deal.
 something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and
 some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without
 turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the
 family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and
 continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some
 blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question
 it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his
 room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open?
 seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt
 around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out
 with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a
 shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow
 runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working
 in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he
 sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
 family don't give a fuck.
 tbonechessor
 hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this
thereโ€™s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

thereโ€™s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

America, Family, and Growing Up: LeBron James Talks The Political Climate And Racism: "They Will Always Try To Figure Out A Way To Let You Know You're Still Beneath Them." @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com LeBron James Talks The Political Climate And Racism: โ€œThey Will Always Try To Figure Out A Way To Let You Know Youโ€™re Still Beneath Them.โ€ - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In a recent interview with Cari Champion for her show, โ€œRolling With The Champion,โ€ LeBron James and Kevin Durant spoke on their success straight out of high school. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As the three drove around Akron, Ohio, Jamesโ€™ hometown, the three discussed their lives and careers, including the negativity that comes along with being the greatest in the world. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In particular, James discussed the 2017 incident, when his old Brentwood home was defaced and spray painted with the n-word while his family was away. Despite the money and fame, James divulged about the climate, as an athlete, to discuss politics and racial injustices in the world. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWe cannot deny that we are very divided especially in the political arena,โ€ Champion said. โ€œThe warriors said, โ€˜If we had an invite weโ€™re not going to the White House,โ€™ LeBron, you called them a โ€˜bum,โ€™ - prompting James and Durant to both interject, saying โ€œstraight up,โ€ as Champion continued, asking, โ€œHow do you describe the climate for an athlete with a platform, nowadays, that want to talk about whatโ€™s happening in our world?โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWell, the climate is hot,โ€ James responded. โ€œThe number one job in America, the point of person, is someone who doesnโ€™t understand the people and really donโ€™t give a f*ck about the people.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWhen I was growing up,โ€ he continued, โ€œthere were like three jobs that you look for inspiration or you feel like these were the people that can give me life. It was the President of the United States, it was whoever was the best in sports and then it was like the greatest musician at the time. You never thought you could be them, but you could grab inspiration from themโ€ฆ. And this time right now, with the President of the United States, itโ€™s ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
America, Family, and Growing Up: LeBron James Talks The Political Climate And
 Racism: "They Will Always Try To Figure Out A Way
 To Let You Know You're Still Beneath Them."
 @balleralert
 Read More: www.balleralert.com
LeBron James Talks The Political Climate And Racism: โ€œThey Will Always Try To Figure Out A Way To Let You Know Youโ€™re Still Beneath Them.โ€ - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In a recent interview with Cari Champion for her show, โ€œRolling With The Champion,โ€ LeBron James and Kevin Durant spoke on their success straight out of high school. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As the three drove around Akron, Ohio, Jamesโ€™ hometown, the three discussed their lives and careers, including the negativity that comes along with being the greatest in the world. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In particular, James discussed the 2017 incident, when his old Brentwood home was defaced and spray painted with the n-word while his family was away. Despite the money and fame, James divulged about the climate, as an athlete, to discuss politics and racial injustices in the world. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWe cannot deny that we are very divided especially in the political arena,โ€ Champion said. โ€œThe warriors said, โ€˜If we had an invite weโ€™re not going to the White House,โ€™ LeBron, you called them a โ€˜bum,โ€™ - prompting James and Durant to both interject, saying โ€œstraight up,โ€ as Champion continued, asking, โ€œHow do you describe the climate for an athlete with a platform, nowadays, that want to talk about whatโ€™s happening in our world?โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWell, the climate is hot,โ€ James responded. โ€œThe number one job in America, the point of person, is someone who doesnโ€™t understand the people and really donโ€™t give a f*ck about the people.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWhen I was growing up,โ€ he continued, โ€œthere were like three jobs that you look for inspiration or you feel like these were the people that can give me life. It was the President of the United States, it was whoever was the best in sports and then it was like the greatest musician at the time. You never thought you could be them, but you could grab inspiration from themโ€ฆ. And this time right now, with the President of the United States, itโ€™s ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

LeBron James Talks The Political Climate And Racism: โ€œThey Will Always Try To Figure Out A Way To Let You Know Youโ€™re Still Beneath Them.โ€ -...