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Animals, Dogs, and Memes: "I specialize in roofing" Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep52 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes #dogs - Lovely Animals World
Animals, Dogs, and Memes: "I specialize in roofing"
Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep52 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes #dogs - Lovely Animals World

Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep52 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes #dogs - Lovely Animals World

Love, Via, and Href: Love is a special something via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HgDkbY
Love, Via, and Href: Love is a special something via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HgDkbY

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Bailey Jay, Beautiful, and Family: Black hole(Obsidian) Universe (Blue sandstone) .Neptune (Lapis) Mercury (Deep sea scallop) -Uranus (Blue cat eye stone) Venus (Copper beads) Saturn (Whitelip shell) Moon (Opal) Jupiter (Tigereye) Earth Mars (Red agate) (King Turquoise) theboychosenbythekeyblade-riku: mozart-in-a-gokart: luc1purr: rynrumarine: meowyinn: raventheloneotaku: wind-the-music-box: sunflower-dew-drops: firstunmannedflyingdeskset: spiritwhitewolf: bodyslamscars: la-petite-fille-de-loup: saltycaffeine: Made with high quality natural stones Each stone symbolizes an aspect of the galaxy Lovely Gift for your friends, family and special someone Size adjustable, unisex FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING This galaxy bracelet is a reminder that just like the universe, life has a endless swarm of possibilities for you and to never give up!  Get a matching one with your Friends or Special Someone! USE CODE: GALAXY FOR A DISCOUNT GET YOURS HERE = My boyfriend bought me one of these and it’s soo pretty! NEED PRETTY MUCH NEED DIS QAQ @lowkeyspacetrash I need to get you one 👌💕 when I get a boyfriend they better get me one Forget the boyfriend, I’m getting one for myself some day. Oh my god need my god I need this e-e;; It’s even more beautiful in person I IMMIDIATELY ordered one it’s too amazing to miss I have one of these and I have to say that I’m impressed with how dainty it is despite being so detailed.
Bailey Jay, Beautiful, and Family: Black hole(Obsidian)
 Universe (Blue sandstone)
 .Neptune (Lapis)
 Mercury
 (Deep sea scallop)
 -Uranus
 (Blue cat eye stone)
 Venus
 (Copper beads)
 Saturn (Whitelip shell)
 Moon
 (Opal)
 Jupiter (Tigereye)
 Earth Mars (Red agate)
 (King Turquoise)
theboychosenbythekeyblade-riku:
mozart-in-a-gokart:

luc1purr:


rynrumarine:

meowyinn:

raventheloneotaku:

wind-the-music-box:


sunflower-dew-drops:

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spiritwhitewolf:


bodyslamscars:

la-petite-fille-de-loup:

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Made with high quality natural stones
Each stone symbolizes an aspect of the galaxy
Lovely Gift for your friends, family and special someone
Size adjustable, unisex
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
This galaxy bracelet is a reminder that just like the universe, life has a endless swarm of possibilities for you and to never give up! 
Get a matching one with your Friends or Special Someone!
USE CODE: GALAXY FOR A DISCOUNT
GET YOURS HERE =

My boyfriend bought me one of these and it’s soo pretty! 


NEED

PRETTY MUCH NEED DIS QAQ


@lowkeyspacetrash I need to get you one 👌💕


when I get a boyfriend they better get me one

Forget the boyfriend, I’m getting one for myself some day.


Oh my god need

my god I need this e-e;;




It’s even more beautiful in person


I IMMIDIATELY ordered one it’s too amazing to miss

I have one of these and I have to say that I’m impressed with how dainty it is despite being so detailed.

theboychosenbythekeyblade-riku: mozart-in-a-gokart: luc1purr: rynrumarine: meowyinn: raventheloneotaku: wind-the-music-box: sunflowe...

America, Anime, and Cars: Japanese Tea Party Article from thegalagals Read it Throw a Throw a fun Japanese Tea Party for that special little gal! jennaavh ginzers: ginzers: ginzers: Teach children that this is not ok Teach children that there's nothing wrong with this I'm really not understanding why you think cultural appropriatiorn would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese Yellow face yet she's using white makeu p in the traditional style but oka Cultural appropriation isn't a thing hon. Cultures should be shared by all means. I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isn't a thing? What rock do you live under?I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not "yellow face" they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. The only reason that you have a problenm with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you. Rekt btfo Dang she got shut down. Damn I've never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life ,6362 20 japanese tea party
America, Anime, and Cars: Japanese Tea Party
 Article from
 thegalagals
 Read it
 Throw a
 Throw a fun Japanese Tea Party for
 that special little gal!
 jennaavh
 ginzers:
 ginzers:
 ginzers:
 Teach children that this is not ok
 Teach children that there's
 nothing wrong with this
 I'm really not understanding why
 you think cultural appropriatiorn
 would be ok, unless you are
 assuming that the girl in the picture
 is part Japanese
 Yellow face yet she's using white
 makeu
 p in the traditional style but
 oka
 Cultural appropriation isn't a thing
 hon. Cultures should be shared by
 all means.
 I disagree. The makeup is clearly
 reflective of traditional Geisha makeup
 which is yellowface and therefore
 racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing
 a kimono, a garment that has for ages
 carried cultural significance. Assuming
 that she is white how can you think this
 is ok? And cultural appropriation isn't a
 thing? What rock do you live under?I
 suggest you educate yourself on the
 differences between cultural
 appreciation and cultural appropriation.
 I am japanese, in japan at this very
 moment. The only people who think
 culture shouldnt be shared are racists
 like you.
 A vast majority of Japanese people
 actually enjoy other people making an
 effort to spread and enjoy japanese
 culture, and encourage it. Many make
 businesses in deliberately taking pictures
 of people in kimono. A common omiage
 gift) for foreigners from japanese people
 is traditional japanese things such as
 kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues,
 ect
 And to top it off, basically 80 percent of
 japanese customs, traditions, and food
 came from other countries. Japanese is
 an integration of different cultures, like
 america. Japan takes influences from
 places like korea, china, russia, and
 europe. If japan stuck to itself, there
 would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea
 ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread,
 japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or
 modern fishing techniques. The picture is
 not "yellow face" they are not making
 fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they
 put extra care and research into their
 work.
 The only reason that you have a problenm
 with this is because that little girl is white
 and you know that it is acceptable on
 tumblr to crap all over white people. The
 only racist here is you.
 Rekt
 btfo
 Dang she got shut down.
 Damn I've never hit reblog so fast in my entire
 fucking life
 ,6362 20
japanese tea party

japanese tea party

Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Okay, one last thread. And then I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Idk what they're teaching about Nazis in school these days but here goes.. 275 7.9K 9.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Follow When Hitler marched into Poland in 1939, my grandma was two years old. It was not immediately obvious that anything was changing in her town 5:46 PM-15 Aug 2017 from Alafaya, FL 1,351 Retweets 2,970 Likes OOOOOO 67th 143.0K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Replying to @YourRacingBelle When she was 4 years old, she was playing outside when she suddenly heard yelling and screaming. She looked across the yard to see Nazis. 4 t 306 1.7K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 And to see the dead body of her three year old neighbor boy who had been playing loudly in his yard. The Nazis were annoyed by the noise. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They shot him dead on the spot. 3 years old. Dead from a Nazi bullet. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 A couple of months later, my grandmother and her family were woken up very early in the morning. They were told to get up and go outside 2t 250 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They were marched to the train station. Her father got on one train. Her mother her baby sisters, and her were put on another 91 ti 252 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 On the first day my grandma, who was five now, was in Majdanek, she and the other children were told to line up outside before breakfast. 91 tl 253 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Nazi soldier counted each child. One...two...three...our... ive...six...seven...eight...nine...the tenth child was shot. 2 311 1.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The soldier told the children that any bad child would be shot. So they must work and not complain or be loud. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 My grandma was a Polish Catholic, which was only a couple steps above a Polish Jew. One of the officer's wives decided she wanted a child 2 t 279 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15 So she "adopted" my grandma. Changed her name. Told her her mother was dead. And that she was a German now Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The day the news broke that the Allies were coming to Poland, the German officer and his wife left in a hurry. In so much of a hurry... Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That they forgot my grandma, their special new daughter. She was found in one of the officer's homes after 3 days alone t 267 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Red Cross took her in, and they asked her her name, which she barely remembered. They spent six months looking for her family 253 1.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 They were eventually found, somehow all alive. Aunts and uncles weren't, but mother, father, and baby sister were 4 th 246 1.9 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 My grandma did not remember the Nazi officer and his wife with fondness. She did not view them as humans or benefactors. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And she did not tell me this story until the day she took me to the gates of Majdanek. Where she broke down screaming at the memories. 4 t1 309 2.2K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That was in 2001. 56 years after she was rescued by the Red Cross. Those horrors did not fade with time. They were ingrained in her brain 4 2.5K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 Studies show the Holocaust changed the DNA of its victims. Changed their mental make up. I live with that DNA, with that change. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And if you believe that Neo-Nazis are "good people" or they "deserve a voice", I remind you of a three year old boy shot dead Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 That is what giving the Nazis a voice in 1933 led to. It led to my grandma sobbing outside a place where she was imprisoned 10 500 2.6K Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 The Nazis did not start with these things. They started with a voice. And a message. And it ended in unspeakable horrors. Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15 And that? That is why Neo-Nazis don't deserve a voice. Because those they worship didn't just talk. 91 775 4.4K
Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Okay, one last thread. And then I'm watching Gilmore Girls. Idk what they're
 teaching about Nazis in school these days but here goes..
 275 7.9K 9.6K
 Katie
 @YourRacingBelle
 Follow
 When Hitler marched into Poland in 1939, my
 grandma was two years old. It was not
 immediately obvious that anything was
 changing in her town
 5:46 PM-15 Aug 2017 from Alafaya, FL
 1,351 Retweets 2,970 Likes OOOOOO
 67th 143.0K

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Replying to @YourRacingBelle
 When she was 4 years old, she was playing outside when she suddenly heard
 yelling and screaming. She looked across the yard to see Nazis.
 4
 t 306
 1.7K
 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 And to see the dead body of her three year old neighbor boy who had been
 playing loudly in his yard. The Nazis were annoyed by the noise.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They shot him dead on the spot. 3 years old. Dead from a Nazi bullet.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 A couple of months later, my grandmother and her family were woken up very
 early in the morning. They were told to get up and go outside
 2t 250 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They were marched to the train station. Her father got on one train. Her mother
 her baby sisters, and her were put on another
 91 ti 252 1.5K

 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 On the first day my grandma, who was five now, was in Majdanek, she and the
 other children were told to line up outside before breakfast.
 91 tl 253 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Nazi soldier counted each child.
 One...two...three...our... ive...six...seven...eight...nine...the tenth child was shot.
 2
 311
 1.5K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The soldier told the children that any bad child would be shot. So they must work
 and not complain or be loud.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 My grandma was a Polish Catholic, which was only a couple steps above a Polish
 Jew. One of the officer's wives decided she wanted a child
 2 t 279 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBele Aug 15
 So she "adopted" my grandma. Changed her name. Told her her mother was
 dead. And that she was a German now

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The day the news broke that the Allies were coming to Poland, the German officer
 and his wife left in a hurry. In so much of a hurry...
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That they forgot my grandma, their special new daughter. She was found in one
 of the officer's homes after 3 days alone
 t 267 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Red Cross took her in, and they asked her her name, which she barely
 remembered. They spent six months looking for her family
 253
 1.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 They were eventually found, somehow all alive. Aunts and uncles weren't, but
 mother, father, and baby sister were
 4
 th 246 1.9
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 My grandma did not remember the Nazi officer and his wife with fondness. She
 did not view them as humans or benefactors.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And she did not tell me this story until the day she took me to the gates of
 Majdanek. Where she broke down screaming at the memories.
 4
 t1 309
 2.2K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That was in 2001. 56 years after she was rescued by the Red Cross. Those horrors
 did not fade with time. They were ingrained in her brain
 4
 2.5K

 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 Studies show the Holocaust changed the DNA of its victims. Changed their mental
 make up. I live with that DNA, with that change.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And if you believe that Neo-Nazis are "good people" or they "deserve a voice", I
 remind you of a three year old boy shot dead
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 That is what giving the Nazis a voice in 1933 led to. It led to my grandma sobbing
 outside a place where she was imprisoned
 10
 500
 2.6K
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 The Nazis did not start with these things. They started with a voice. And a
 message. And it ended in unspeakable horrors.
 Katie @YourRacingBelle Aug 15
 And that? That is why Neo-Nazis don't deserve a voice. Because those they
 worship didn't just talk.
 91
 775
 4.4K
Cars, Dad, and Fresh: ladypandacat abwatt thegreenwolf falsedetective falsedetective my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should've added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there aren't just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going to find gophers or something, but no, here's Henry, taking his tomatoes. The best ones There was a long pause between thenm My grandfather (allegedly) said, "Henry... it's OK. You can take some tomatoes if you want them." Henry sighed in relief "But," my grandfather said, "you have to take two zucchini for every tomato." There was another long silence. "That's a harsh bargain, John," said Henry. "But I accept. I'll tell Joe up the street, too." My grandfather said, "Tell Joe he needs to take three." a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night, he seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad in spanish, "i have some fresh grapes for you." and then this happened GAME SOPRY the melon was a special bonus The zucchini bandidtos
Cars, Dad, and Fresh: ladypandacat
 abwatt
 thegreenwolf
 falsedetective
 falsedetective
 my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they
 go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in
 to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini
 i feel like i should've added more context when i posted
 this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers
 and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year,
 suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini
 crops. there aren't just some random vandals leaving
 zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it, this is the work
 of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who
 have more zucchini than they know what to do with
 Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your
 porch
 My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes
 out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a
 basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going
 to find gophers or something, but no, here's Henry, taking his
 tomatoes. The best ones
 There was a long pause between thenm
 My grandfather (allegedly) said, "Henry... it's OK. You can take
 some tomatoes if you want them."
 Henry sighed in relief
 "But," my grandfather said, "you have to take two zucchini for
 every tomato."
 There was another long silence. "That's a harsh bargain,
 John," said Henry. "But I accept. I'll tell Joe up the street, too."
 My grandfather said, "Tell Joe he needs to take three."
 a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night, he
 seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he
 wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad
 in spanish, "i have some fresh grapes for you." and then this
 happened
 GAME
 SOPRY
 the melon was a special bonus
The zucchini bandidtos

The zucchini bandidtos

Countdown, Drinking, and Drunk: www.unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com Keanu Reeves gave away almost all of his earnings from the Matrix (~£50 million) to the special effects team, turning them all into millionaires. "Money is the last thing l think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries"-he declared. paintedcowboy: walkingoutintherain: missshirley: music-in-the-bell-jar: 50shadesofyodaddysdick: holdtightclothing: longquark: putmeincoach: jehovahhthickness: airspaniel: utf2005: fluffy-overlord: bitchwhoyoukiddin: drst: unbelievable-facts: Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams. *fistbump* Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot. Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person. When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man. I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him. “Next few centuries” Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal. i love keanu reeves My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill Ted at him. I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.” He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it. Or so I thought. He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it. IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.” When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that. What a moment. An angel And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy. Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.  Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.  Just a wandering do-gooder, this man. #everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati) @curvethemoonshine
Countdown, Drinking, and Drunk: www.unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com
 Keanu Reeves gave away almost all of his earnings from
 the Matrix (~£50 million) to the special effects team,
 turning them all into millionaires. "Money is the last thing
 l think about. I could live on what I have already
 made for the next few centuries"-he declared.
paintedcowboy:

walkingoutintherain:

missshirley:

music-in-the-bell-jar:

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

holdtightclothing:

longquark:

putmeincoach:

jehovahhthickness:

airspaniel:

utf2005:

fluffy-overlord:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

drst:

unbelievable-facts:

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

*fistbump*

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.



When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.


“Next few centuries”
Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.


i love keanu reeves


My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill  Ted at him. 
I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”
He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it. 
Or so I thought. 
He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it. 
IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.” 
When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that. 
What a moment.


An angel


And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc.  Seems like a really awesome guy.

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble. 
Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night. 
Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.



#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

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